Chapter 53
The villagers calmed down after they had had enough noise, lit a fire by the river, and started cooking.
Looking at the little food left, they became worried again.
When it was time to eat, it was already dark.
Mrs. Jiang looked at the mouths of the eldest son's family of four swallowing food by the light of the fire, feeling more and more unhappy.
She started to look for trouble when she had nothing to do, and scolded Jiang Dashan.
Jiang Dashan scolded him, staring at Jiang Dongliang.
Jiang Dongliang was puzzled, it wasn't me who scolded you, why are you staring at me?
He thought for a while, maybe the eldest brother just felt that it was shameful to be scolded in front of me?
Jiang Dongliang avoided with his job, and went to Jiang Erya and Jiang Erniu.
After sitting down, he took out a few pieces of beef jerky from his pocket, and said to Jiang Erya, "Erya, uncle will give you some jerky."
Jiang Erya refused: "Don't eat."
Jiang Dongliang handed the beef jerky to Jiang Erniu again.
Just as Jiang Erniu was about to pick it up, Jiang Erya went to stop him: "This jerky is not done well, it smells bad, be careful that you will ruin your stomach if you eat it."
As soon as Jiang Erya finished speaking, the old lady Jiang who was cursing others let out a long series of stinky farts with an "ouch".She lifted her pants and quickly got into the grass behind her.
In the next second, most of the villagers put down their jobs cursingly and covered their noses.
Mrs. Jiang stretched five times in a row, and her legs became weak.
Jiang Dongliang asked her to take a sip of the fairy water, but she didn't agree, she wanted to keep the magical fairy water and sell it for money later.
When Mrs. Jiang pulled for the sixth time, Old Jiang's head also started to pull.The couple released the stench together, and everyone couldn't stand it anymore.
"You two, if you want to pull, go a little farther away, and remember to cover it with mud after pulling! There are more than 120 of us, and we don't know how many days we have to live in this cave!"
Old Jiangtou hid in the grass and shouted while pulling: "It's dark outside, who knows if there are any beasts that eat people, we just pulled it here..."
Finally, according to the instructions of the elders in the village, Xin Lamei cooked a pot of burnt rice paste with millet for Old Jiangtou and Mrs. Jiang. After the couple swallowed the burnt rice paste, they stopped their diarrhea.
Mrs. Jiang learned that the diarrhea was caused by spoiled beef jerky and planned to throw away the remaining beef jerky.
Old Jiangtou said, "It's a pity to throw it away. Send it to Erniu and Erya. At least I can get a favor back."
Mrs. Jiang was taken aback: "But, this jerky is bad..."
Old Jiang head said: "What's bad? It's because we are old and have a bad stomach, so we can't bear this good thing. Didn't you see that everyone in the family has diarrhea except you and me?"
Mrs. Jiang seeks truth from facts: "They eat less, but we eat more."
Old Jiangtou was a little impatient: "Then when you send Erniu and Erya over there, you can tell Erniu and Erya to eat less at a time, isn't that all right?"
Mrs. Jiang was terrified of the current Jiang Erya, and she didn't dare to send the spoiled beef jerky to exchange favors. She was afraid that if she didn't get the favors, she would be beaten up by Jiang Erya instead.
So, Mrs. Jiang waved to the side and shouted: "Mingzhu, come here and send this bag of beef jerky to Erya." Go young.
Jiang Mingzhu who was named: ...
Mrs. Jiang is in charge of the food bags of Lao Jiang's family. If she doesn't listen to her, Jiang Mingzhu will have nothing to eat.
Therefore, no matter how reluctant Jiang Mingzhu was, she still carried the bag of beef jerky to Jiang Erya.
She put down the beef jerky and said a word to Jiang Erya softly.
"Hey! Remember, I didn't give this to you. My grandma asked me to help her carry it to you.
There is a grievance and a debtor. If you have diarrhea, don’t blame me. If you want to blame, blame my grandma.
If you want to hit someone, hit her. "
Jiang Erya looked up at Jiang Mingzhu: "Little girl, does your grandma know that you are so 'filial'?"
She slapped her nose and said again: "I don't want this beef jerky, you can carry it back."
Jiang Mingzhu cried anxiously: "Why are you like this? You clearly know that if you don't accept the beef jerky, I will be scolded and possibly beaten when I go back, woo woo woo..."
Jiang Erya looked at Jiang Mingzhu, and said persuasively, "Little girl, be grateful. You poisoned me with bad beef jerky. I didn't beat you up. You are already very kind."
Jiang Mingzhu stared: "What little girl? Who is younger? I am the same age as you, and two months older than you! I have been your cousin for 13 years, and if you accept a bag of beef jerky, you would want Refuse, are you polite?"
She spoke to Jiang Erya in the fiercest tone, but she felt guilty inside. When she turned around and saw Mrs. Jiang staring at her unkindly, she couldn't even maintain her superficial fierceness.
Jiang Mingzhu pursed her mouth and cried again.
Jiang Mingzhu's appearance followed that of Xin Lamei. Although she wasn't considered an all-powerful woman, she was still Xiaojiabiyu, and she had such a pitiful appearance at the moment, which made Jiang Erya, a face-controlling person, feel kindness in her heart.
"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll take this beef jerky, your task is done, go back."
Jiang Mingzhu smiled through tears, and left with a sense of relief.
Jiang Erya threw the beef jerky down the air vent, whoever wanted to pick it up by himself.
Then she walked back to her original position, sat down on the ground, and said to her dog System: "Tongzi, don't keep saying that I'm too hostile.
Did you see it?How kind and merciful I was just now!If he wore a cassock again, the back of his head would probably have a Buddha's light. "
System: "The host doesn't need to do this deliberately, even if you pretend to be kind for a while, it can't cover up the fact that you are very hostile.
Do the math yourself, how many people have you killed since you increased your strength to 10?
From time to time, you still hope that others will not listen to you, so that you have the opportunity to practice how to swing a knife to cut people the most handsome..."
Jiang Erya said indifferently: "When playing games, I happen to have the ability to 'do it'. Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me perish. Is it normal?"
The system was silent for a long time before saying: "It seems that you have forgotten that this is not a virtual world, this is a different time and space. Everyone here is a living organism, not an NPC composed of data."
After Jiang Erya listened to the system, she was silent for a long time, so long that she almost fell asleep, she said: "When I was in a peaceful and prosperous age, I was always a good citizen who respected the public and obeyed the law.
However, I was thrown here by your company!
It’s fine if I don’t eat well or wear clothes well. I also encountered drought, thieves, bandits, and disaster victims with green eyes...
In such an environment, the only way to be soft-hearted is to die.
In the future, if I encounter similar hostile people again, I will still kill those who should be killed.
unless--"
Jiang Erya turned on the system light curtain and pointed to the unfinished escape task in the task bar...
(End of this chapter)
The villagers calmed down after they had had enough noise, lit a fire by the river, and started cooking.
Looking at the little food left, they became worried again.
When it was time to eat, it was already dark.
Mrs. Jiang looked at the mouths of the eldest son's family of four swallowing food by the light of the fire, feeling more and more unhappy.
She started to look for trouble when she had nothing to do, and scolded Jiang Dashan.
Jiang Dashan scolded him, staring at Jiang Dongliang.
Jiang Dongliang was puzzled, it wasn't me who scolded you, why are you staring at me?
He thought for a while, maybe the eldest brother just felt that it was shameful to be scolded in front of me?
Jiang Dongliang avoided with his job, and went to Jiang Erya and Jiang Erniu.
After sitting down, he took out a few pieces of beef jerky from his pocket, and said to Jiang Erya, "Erya, uncle will give you some jerky."
Jiang Erya refused: "Don't eat."
Jiang Dongliang handed the beef jerky to Jiang Erniu again.
Just as Jiang Erniu was about to pick it up, Jiang Erya went to stop him: "This jerky is not done well, it smells bad, be careful that you will ruin your stomach if you eat it."
As soon as Jiang Erya finished speaking, the old lady Jiang who was cursing others let out a long series of stinky farts with an "ouch".She lifted her pants and quickly got into the grass behind her.
In the next second, most of the villagers put down their jobs cursingly and covered their noses.
Mrs. Jiang stretched five times in a row, and her legs became weak.
Jiang Dongliang asked her to take a sip of the fairy water, but she didn't agree, she wanted to keep the magical fairy water and sell it for money later.
When Mrs. Jiang pulled for the sixth time, Old Jiang's head also started to pull.The couple released the stench together, and everyone couldn't stand it anymore.
"You two, if you want to pull, go a little farther away, and remember to cover it with mud after pulling! There are more than 120 of us, and we don't know how many days we have to live in this cave!"
Old Jiangtou hid in the grass and shouted while pulling: "It's dark outside, who knows if there are any beasts that eat people, we just pulled it here..."
Finally, according to the instructions of the elders in the village, Xin Lamei cooked a pot of burnt rice paste with millet for Old Jiangtou and Mrs. Jiang. After the couple swallowed the burnt rice paste, they stopped their diarrhea.
Mrs. Jiang learned that the diarrhea was caused by spoiled beef jerky and planned to throw away the remaining beef jerky.
Old Jiangtou said, "It's a pity to throw it away. Send it to Erniu and Erya. At least I can get a favor back."
Mrs. Jiang was taken aback: "But, this jerky is bad..."
Old Jiang head said: "What's bad? It's because we are old and have a bad stomach, so we can't bear this good thing. Didn't you see that everyone in the family has diarrhea except you and me?"
Mrs. Jiang seeks truth from facts: "They eat less, but we eat more."
Old Jiangtou was a little impatient: "Then when you send Erniu and Erya over there, you can tell Erniu and Erya to eat less at a time, isn't that all right?"
Mrs. Jiang was terrified of the current Jiang Erya, and she didn't dare to send the spoiled beef jerky to exchange favors. She was afraid that if she didn't get the favors, she would be beaten up by Jiang Erya instead.
So, Mrs. Jiang waved to the side and shouted: "Mingzhu, come here and send this bag of beef jerky to Erya." Go young.
Jiang Mingzhu who was named: ...
Mrs. Jiang is in charge of the food bags of Lao Jiang's family. If she doesn't listen to her, Jiang Mingzhu will have nothing to eat.
Therefore, no matter how reluctant Jiang Mingzhu was, she still carried the bag of beef jerky to Jiang Erya.
She put down the beef jerky and said a word to Jiang Erya softly.
"Hey! Remember, I didn't give this to you. My grandma asked me to help her carry it to you.
There is a grievance and a debtor. If you have diarrhea, don’t blame me. If you want to blame, blame my grandma.
If you want to hit someone, hit her. "
Jiang Erya looked up at Jiang Mingzhu: "Little girl, does your grandma know that you are so 'filial'?"
She slapped her nose and said again: "I don't want this beef jerky, you can carry it back."
Jiang Mingzhu cried anxiously: "Why are you like this? You clearly know that if you don't accept the beef jerky, I will be scolded and possibly beaten when I go back, woo woo woo..."
Jiang Erya looked at Jiang Mingzhu, and said persuasively, "Little girl, be grateful. You poisoned me with bad beef jerky. I didn't beat you up. You are already very kind."
Jiang Mingzhu stared: "What little girl? Who is younger? I am the same age as you, and two months older than you! I have been your cousin for 13 years, and if you accept a bag of beef jerky, you would want Refuse, are you polite?"
She spoke to Jiang Erya in the fiercest tone, but she felt guilty inside. When she turned around and saw Mrs. Jiang staring at her unkindly, she couldn't even maintain her superficial fierceness.
Jiang Mingzhu pursed her mouth and cried again.
Jiang Mingzhu's appearance followed that of Xin Lamei. Although she wasn't considered an all-powerful woman, she was still Xiaojiabiyu, and she had such a pitiful appearance at the moment, which made Jiang Erya, a face-controlling person, feel kindness in her heart.
"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll take this beef jerky, your task is done, go back."
Jiang Mingzhu smiled through tears, and left with a sense of relief.
Jiang Erya threw the beef jerky down the air vent, whoever wanted to pick it up by himself.
Then she walked back to her original position, sat down on the ground, and said to her dog System: "Tongzi, don't keep saying that I'm too hostile.
Did you see it?How kind and merciful I was just now!If he wore a cassock again, the back of his head would probably have a Buddha's light. "
System: "The host doesn't need to do this deliberately, even if you pretend to be kind for a while, it can't cover up the fact that you are very hostile.
Do the math yourself, how many people have you killed since you increased your strength to 10?
From time to time, you still hope that others will not listen to you, so that you have the opportunity to practice how to swing a knife to cut people the most handsome..."
Jiang Erya said indifferently: "When playing games, I happen to have the ability to 'do it'. Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me perish. Is it normal?"
The system was silent for a long time before saying: "It seems that you have forgotten that this is not a virtual world, this is a different time and space. Everyone here is a living organism, not an NPC composed of data."
After Jiang Erya listened to the system, she was silent for a long time, so long that she almost fell asleep, she said: "When I was in a peaceful and prosperous age, I was always a good citizen who respected the public and obeyed the law.
However, I was thrown here by your company!
It’s fine if I don’t eat well or wear clothes well. I also encountered drought, thieves, bandits, and disaster victims with green eyes...
In such an environment, the only way to be soft-hearted is to die.
In the future, if I encounter similar hostile people again, I will still kill those who should be killed.
unless--"
Jiang Erya turned on the system light curtain and pointed to the unfinished escape task in the task bar...
(End of this chapter)
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