Chapter 144: I'm Not Human
Niutou Mamian counted the number of people at the end of the line according to the list. They needed to mix into the line. Wuyan put away her fairy breath and cast a spell on Wuyou. The two messed up their hair, looked at a vacancy, and squeezed through.

The ghost messengers are there to count the number of people and check the living souls.

The ghosts who woke up had just died not long ago, and hadn't had time to drink Mengpo soup. Thinking about the incidents in their lifetime, they all looked around nervously, and some of them were thinking about their old friends, and hesitated to move forward.

The human world is one step away, and the ghost world is one step shorter. After walking for a long time, the group of people just reached the door.

Niutou held a mirror and checked the coming spirits one by one.

All kinds of incidents during his lifetime will appear in it.

This is the mirror of rebirth, and if one looks into this mirror, one can know whether the soul is damaged or not.

In the reincarnation of the mortal soul, due to the ups and downs of fate, there will be some wear and tear of the soul. If there is no happiness that is enough to remember in life, then the soul will be worn out during this reincarnation.

If the loss is too much, the chance of surviving re-entering reincarnation is very small. According to the damage of the soul, if the damage is serious, it will not be able to stand the fireworks in the human world during the embryonic period and choose to return to the ghost world.

Generally speaking, for a living soul, in this situation, he no longer has the slightest nostalgia for the human world. Even if he is forced to reincarnate and keep the fetus, it will be difficult to raise him later.

Most of the living souls who have suffered so much in reincarnation, no more than ten lives, will be scattered and completely annihilated in the six realms.

How happy is life, why bother to die, the right way in the world is vicissitudes, and the heart is cold after ten years of drinking blood.

Niutou has seen many sad, empty, sluggish souls, living like a day for thousands of years, and he has long been familiar with them.

But when he saw Wuyan's solid soul that had gone through many vicissitudes but was indomitable, he couldn't help expressing emotion:
"You have such a strong soul, why didn't you become an immortal?"

No face politely replied:

"Love is sad."

The world is so big!
Looking at the busy and orderly scene in the underworld, she suddenly felt that her cultivation in the past 500 years was too superficial.

The ancients said, read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles.

She travels thousands of miles just to meet the person in her heart, but when she does meet, she realizes that she has missed too many scenery for so many years.

Life is a long process.

She used to live for purpose, only to feel that life was short and sleepy.

But when she put aside the love in her heart, opened her eyes, and carefully observed the world, she realized that everything in the world is a magic law.

She doesn't limit her eyes to her lover's eyebrows and eyes, she should set foot in the six worlds, mountains and rivers, and look at the ancient and modern stories.

"Love Tribulation, it's a bit difficult, please pay attention in your next life!"

The monks in the human world are a little troublesome thing for the underworld. They have too much cultivation ability, even if they die, they will not easily return to the underworld.

There are very few monks like Wuyan who are so capable and willing to accept death.

Death is so cruel, no matter how much you have paid and accumulated, as long as you die, you have to start all over again.

Ordinary people find it hard to let go of their own lives of less than a hundred years, let alone monks who often live for hundreds or thousands of years.

Waving her hand, she signaled Wuyan to go in.

Next, worry-free.

As soon as she stood up, the Mirror of Rebirth displayed the scene of dragons fighting and tigers fighting among the mountains in a chaotic manner. The roar of dragons and tigers seemed to be at the scene in person, and it shocked the living souls lining up behind.

Immediately, the horse's face bounced, but then, the dragon and tiger changed into an extremely beautiful and alluring white fox. Even if it didn't transform into a human form, the charming fox's eyes were full of charm.

Niutou was also taken aback, looked at the Mirror of Rebirth, and then at the cute and cute Wuyou, a little puzzled, and asked:

"you are not human?"

a ha ha ha!

You guessed it right.

Wuyou gave him a thumbs up, boasting:
"I'm not human, you are not human. This is the cartoon I watched when I was young. Do you know that the cartoons are purely fictitious? What is shown in the mirror is fake, not myself. experience."

She was a little nervous and irritable, looking at the bull's head and horse's face, wondering why they discriminated against herself.

How dare she dare to discriminate against the protagonist. She wants to take down her aura and smash them to death.

Oh, no, they are already dead, there is no way to die again.

The bull's head and horse's face were still staring at the changing scenes in the mirror of past lives in a daze.

Wuyou covered his eyes and held his forehead, feeling a little headache.

In this mirror of rebirth, the four parts of man and nature are alive and well, from insects to mammals, from small mushroom spirits to old Montenegro tree demons.

Even she herself couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

This is too much!

How many little monsters did that Heavenly Emperor stuff in her soul, and spent so much effort, as for it!

She suddenly felt that she was so insignificant. With so many demon souls, her soul must be the one with the fewest ones!

Unconsciously, she also began to doubt whether she could still be considered a human being.

Several people stalemate in place, but it has not yet reached the level of conflict.

Wuyou looked at Wuyan, asking for help.

Wuyan understood, and sent her a secret message:
"Think of something happy!"

Oh, what a happy thing.

She closed her eyes, and continued to fool, thinking that there were many things to be happy about.

Happiness is like, like, like she was catching a butterfly, and she caught it.

The face of Zhenxuanzi appeared on the mirror of death. It was the first time she came to the Excalibur School, chasing a butterfly at the gate of the mountain.

The light wind blew across her face, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, but the bull-headed and horse-faced face suddenly became tense, narrowed her eyes, and called out to the troops directly:

"Quickly notify Hades."

The horse's face was close to Wuyou, and his tone suddenly became more blunt:

"Little girl, do you have an older brother named Zhenxuanzi?"

Wuyou hurriedly shook her head, indicating that she did not have such a brother.

At this moment, Zhenxuanzi, who was leading a group of ghosts to kill from the bottom of the ghost world, happened to see the scene Wuyou denied.

"Worriless, why are you here?"

He rushed over in a hurry, wanting to ask her how she was doing.

However, more and more ghosts gathered around, and they were completely blocked from the exit of the ghost world.

"Worry-free, worry-free~"

He shouted loudly, is his arrogant sister dead, why did she come to the underworld.

He wanted to ask a question, but in the short [-]-meter road in front of him, there were ten halls of Yama separated.

Impossible to let him out.

He knows too much.

At that time, the heavens will blame it, and the underworld will not be able to bear it.

"Stop him!"

The leading ghost messenger rushed over desperately, brandishing a bone stick.

The bull's head and horse's face waited left and right and waited for the King of Hades to wait, but the ghost messenger sent out came to report instead:
"The Ghost King Zhenxuan is calling, and the King of Hades has asked you to go over and help."

Wuyan and Wuyou both captured this sentence.

Who is Zhenxuan Ghost King?

They frowned unanimously, this familiar name, they thought of Zhenxuanzi, they unanimously raised their heads and looked around.

However, both of them are not tall, but Zhenxuanzi is not tall either. A hundred and ten meters away, they only saw a group of ghost messengers fighting there. As for Zhenxuanzi, they didn't even see a shadow.

"Let's go now, now."

Nadie kept urging.

Wuyan pulled Wuyou, and under the guidance of Nidie, walked another path and disappeared from the ghost world.

Zhenxuanzi's eyes were tearing apart, his sister who had missed him for thousands of years, had only spent half a year with him.

"Worry-free~"

He stretched out his hand, but couldn't move forward half a step.

There were so many Yamas in the ten halls, he was pierced through the waist by a huge steel fork, and he was firmly nailed to the ground.

Failed again.

He closed his eyes, but couldn't help but smile.

Fortunately, there is Wuyan by her side.

In this way, he doesn't have to rush out so quickly.

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In the demon world, there are flying elves everywhere, gorgeous blooming flowers, and extremely clear blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters.

The green here is very green, and the red here is also very red.

Wuyou stood listlessly on Shuangjiang, dozing off with Wuyan in his arms.

She is still at the fifth level of Yuqi, still hasn't broken through the Mahayana, and still can't do bigu.

A grunting sound woke up Wuyan from the beautiful and flamboyant world of the demon world.

"Worriless, are you hungry?"

She was a little nervous. She hadn't raised a child or cooked food in 800 years, but her worry-free performance was urging her to get something to eat quickly.

Feeding children is the most basic responsibility that every guardian should fulfill.

Although she had never taken care of a child, her eyes immediately became firm because of the heavy responsibility, and she looked around for a place where she could light a fire and cook.

Wuyan Manshan picked up dry firewood, planning to start a fire later, she set up a protective formation, put Wuyou on a piece of grass, and gathered around.

As soon as Wuyou arrived in the Demon Realm, he felt that he couldn't lift up his spirits and didn't want to do anything, so he just lay down on the grass.

She couldn't sleep because of hunger, and because she didn't want to move because of sleepiness, she was in a daze.

Maybe it's too much effort in the world of cultivating immortals!
She yelled in dissatisfaction:

"I will support you in the human world, but it's up to you to support me in the demon world. Go out and find me something to eat."

It's a pity that the warm and delicate fox in my memory didn't come, and even the clingy little snake didn't come.

She suddenly opened her eyes wide, looking at the clear and unpolluted sky in the demon world, she fell into deep thought.

Are they dead?
A childish voice shyly rang out, it was Suzaku, he was about 15 years old in person, just the age when he didn't like to talk to girls.

But Wuyou's call really made him blush, he was growing and had indeed eaten a lot.

As the saying goes, if you are half a child, you will overwhelm me.

He is a big and a half monster, and he can swallow a whole city if given to him.

He blushed, separated a distance from Wuyou, and asked softly:

"What do you want to eat?"

With blank eyes, Wuyou murmured:
"I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted su Plate, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed assorted pieces, stewed goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed husky Toad! Braised shredded waist, braised duck waist, braised duck sticks, steamed shredded duck.”

After she finished speaking in one breath, her eyes lit up a little.

Suzaku frowned and scratched his head, although he heard it, Wuyou's words were like a gust of wind blowing by, he didn't remember anything, he only remembered chickens, ducks, fish and geese.

He glanced at her suspiciously, feeling a little puzzled, such a small person, so much, can he eat it?

But the cannibal's hand is short, and he is embarrassed to let Wuyou eat less, after all, compared with his, it is a drop in the bucket.

"Well, it might take a while."

He was a little embarrassed, the demon world is used to living in groups, even chickens, ducks, fish, geese, and lambs had to go to several places to find them all.

But he never expected that Wuyou didn't stop, instead, he continued to read a long series like firing a bow and crossbow.

Worry-free, his eyes gradually became excited, like a child, showing a greedy expression:

"I also want assorted sets of sausages, sesame butter rolls, stewed jackdaws, simmered fresh mushrooms, simmered fish preserves, simmered fish maws, simmered fish bones, simmered fish fillets, and simmered pork slices in vinegar! , stewed white mushrooms, stewed whole rice, stewed pigeon eggs, fried shrimps, braised shrimps, stewed kidney flowers, stewed sea cucumbers, fried tendons, pot-roasted sea cucumbers, pot-roasted cabbage, fried ears, fried frogs, and Sweet-scented osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried poultry, deep-fried assorted pieces, steamed scallops, sugar-stuffed gorgon rice, mixed chicken shreds, mixed tripe shreds, assorted tofu, assorted diced children, bad duck, bad crab, bad fish, bad fried rice Fish fillet, fried crab meat, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stuffed wax gourd, braised chicken feet, braised duck feet, braised bamboo shoots, stewed wild rice stems, dried eggplant and sun-dried meat, Duck soup, crab meat soup, three delicacies sweet-scented osmanthus soup!"

She spoke faster and faster, gradually getting brighter, and she was so energetic that she sat up.

Nidie stared at her in surprise and frowned.

Wuyan happened to be holding a ball of firewood, with a big bag of wild mushrooms in his pocket, and when he heard Wuyou's order, he felt a bit too shabby for a moment.

"Let's eat the mushrooms first, and those later."

She spoke with a guilty conscience, and could only pray that Wuyou would not dislike her colorful wild mushrooms.

But being hungry is not just talk, Wuyou is so hungry that his eyes glow green, and he can stand up to seven wolves by himself.

"It's okay, Senior Sister, I don't pick and choose, it's easy to feed, and I can eat whatever I have!"

Picky eaters will starve to death in her house!

Thinking of her parents who are busy making a fortune, she has grown up so much, relying on her own fate and her stomach iron.

As long as it can be digested by humans, there is nothing she dare not eat.

Her arrogance greatly encouraged Wuyan.

After cooking for the last time 500 years ago, Wuyan lit the firewood, turned the mushrooms upside down, and roasted them one by one.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"

The mushrooms twisted and struggled on the flames, and suddenly, they all jumped up and ran around.

Wuyan was taken aback. It turns out that the mushrooms in the demon world are all monsters.

If she had known, she would have skewered them together and baked them.

Hunger makes people crazy, Wuyou grabbed a mushroom angrily, pressed it on the fire and roasted it bubbling, and after a while, the surface became golden and burnt, and there was a puddle of fresh and sweet mushrooms in the mushroom umbrella soup.

Wuyou drank the mushroom soup first, then put the mushrooms in her mouth, chewed slowly, the aroma of the mushrooms exploded between her lips and teeth, her whole body seemed to be soaked in more than a dozen springs, and her whole body was ecstatic.

"Senior sister, hehe~"

She suddenly looked at Wuyan with a smirk, and a colorful bubble spewed out of her mouth. The bubble flew into the air, became bigger and bigger, and shattered with a bang~
(End of this chapter)

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