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Chapter 26 Sending You To Heaven To Become Immortals
A lot of good words started to compliment her, setting her on a high ground.

No one can say good things, and they don't need money anyway.

No, good words can still make money now, if the other party is happy to waive their money, isn't it profitable?

Thinking about it this way, the big guy can say good things vigorously, and when he gets excited, he knelt down and kowtowed twice to show his gratitude and respect.

Longevity tablets and offering incense are absolutely indispensable.

The Song family's face turned blue from anger, and they had never seen such a shameless person.

Yanyan asked with a smile instead.

"You think I'm a fairy?"

Her voice was not loud, but it reached everyone's ears, and everyone thought that the method of wearing a high hat really worked.

"Yes," they shouted in unison.

"Second daughter-in-law, don't be fooled by them, this is a bunch of white-eyed wolves, not worth saving at all."

Mrs. Song was worried that she would be given ecstasy soup, so she hurriedly spoke, but was interrupted by Yanyan.

"Don't say that, I think they have a point."

As he said that, he looked at the victims again with a compassionate look on his face, "Do you think I am the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva?"

"Yes," everyone shouted again in unison, as if they had seen hope.

Yanyan nodded in satisfaction, "Since I'm a god, I plan to ferry twenty people to the Paradise of Paradise. Each person is worth 100 taels, which is exactly 2000 taels. Whoever wants to go to the Paradise of Paradise, raise your hand and sign up."

"What do you mean?" "Why do I feel bad."

The victims asked cautiously, "Miss Yan, isn't it said that only the dead will be reborn in the Paradise of Paradise? Can the living also go there?"

Yanyan smiled and said, "Of course I can't go alive, but don't worry, as long as you die, I will take you to heaven immediately. I can't be a fairy for the time being, but it's okay to be a fairy boy or something. Who will come?"

When everyone heard this, they immediately turned their heads, fools would go, this is not God, it is clearly to die.

Yanyan encouraged them with a smile, "Don't be afraid, I am the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva, I definitely mean what I say, and I will never be hungry again in the sky, trust me."

Believe me, you ghost, how can you still be hungry after death.

The victims rolled their eyes one after another, trying to lie to them that there was no way out, and that they would not sign up if they were killed.

Yanyan smiled coldly, she had to go if she didn't.

"You, you, and the two hiding inside, the four of you have immeasurable merits, and you have a chance to go to heaven this time."

She pointed out the person who scolded her just now.

The four of them were dumbfounded for a moment, they wished they could slap themselves twice, couldn't they curse in their hearts, why did they have to curse out.

They fell to their knees with a plop.

"Immortal, we are wrong, we are stinky shit, how can we have that kind of blessing to go to heaven to enjoy the blessing, please ask the immortal to choose someone else."

"Yes, I secretly killed two people along the way and ate them. I'm such a piece of rubbish that I don't have the qualifications to be a fairy boy."

"I can't, I, I slept with my second brother's wife, and the child next door is also mine. I'm just a rascal, not worthy of heaven."

"I'm so fucked."

As soon as he finished speaking, a man next to him kicked him angrily.

"I thought you were just flirting, but I didn't expect you to even let your second sister-in-law go. See if I won't beat you to death today."

"Ah, the second brother doesn't blame me, ah, who made the second sister-in-law dangle in front of me every day, ah, my waist"

The man let out a scream, and then there was no sound after that. I don't know if he was faking or really passed out.

"Wang Er Er, why don't you beat him to death, leave me a few feet."

A man next door was grabbing the cell and yelling angrily towards this side, while a woman beside her was crying while covering one side of her face.

Yanyan gave Brother Qiang a wink, and he immediately understood, beckoning Gouzi to take the man to Wang Laoer's cell.

So the screams sounded again.

"Tsk tsk, mixed doubles."

Yanyan pinched her chin, watching with relish.

Xiaoyong couldn't help but rolled his eyes. He didn't expect his mother to have such a hobby, but he hasn't done his business yet.

He tugged at his mother's sleeve to remind her.

Yanyan immediately put away her expression of watching the play, and her face was serious.

"Where did I just say that? By the way, I will give you the time to choose twenty people to go to heaven. Of course, I can't favor one person over another. Such a good opportunity must not forget my family."

As she spoke, she turned her head to look at the Song family, showing her big white teeth.

"Father, mother-in-law, don't say I'm not filial. It's a great opportunity to become an immortal. I will reserve two places for you. Of course, if you want to go, I will definitely grant you."

"My mother."

Mrs. Song was so frightened that her legs went limp and she couldn't sit on the ground.

Old man Song's face was ashen, he was really filial to death, I really thank you for your filial piety.

"No, let's leave this opportunity to them."

"Don't worry, I can discuss with the immortal to add two more places, and I will definitely let you two go up, I promise."

Thank you so much for your guarantee.

The two were so angry that they couldn't speak. Are you in such a hurry to send them away?

"Brother Qiang, ask your subordinates to invite the two out and wash up. I will send them away as soon as the time is up."

"Wait a minute, I think I'm getting older, it's better to separate my family."

Old man Song spoke righteously, and immediately took out the household registration sticker.

"Boss, third child, please be a witness, we must separate today."

"Yes, the family is separated now, we are not a family anymore." Mrs. Song said hurriedly, fearing that she would be sent away if she was a second late.

The two brothers of the Song family also noticed that if they didn't separate the family today, their parents might not be there, and they would still have to separate the family at that time.

"Let's divide it up,"

Even though the two of them had a lot of reluctance, the situation was stronger than others.Besides, the separated family is still a family, and I will slowly make plans in the future.

Immediately, a younger brother walked in with a pen and paper. On it was the written separation document, in duplicate. With this document, you can have an independent account.

Looking at the separation documents that had been prepared long ago, Mrs. Song gritted her teeth with hatred. If this bitch said that she didn't do it on purpose, she wouldn't believe it even if she was killed.

"Why, mother-in-law is gnashing her teeth, is she unwilling to separate? Then we won't separate."

"No, I would, very much."

Mrs. Song forced herself to put on an ugly smile, but her teeth itch with hatred in her heart.

Just wait, sooner or later, she will take revenge, and she will never stop until she kills this little bitch.

Looking at grandma's hateful gaze, Xiaoyong secretly sighed.

This was the last thing he did for his father, the gift of birth had been repaid, and from then on, their life and death had nothing to do with him.

Old man Song read the separation document, the content was very simple, the second room was separated, and the family would not want anything, and would not take any responsibility, and besides being named Song, he had no relationship with the rest of the Song family.

Mrs. Song was the first to object to this condition, "Where is there such a division of family, it is clearly divorced, and there is no one who does not provide for the elderly. Are we taking care of the elderly for so many years?"

Yanyan said, "Then you go to Song Laoer to ask for pension money."

"Everyone is dead, where can I find them?"

"Next, I'll take you there, soon."

(End of this chapter)