Wilderness Live: On the Survival Variety Show on Sugar
Chapter 22 Want me to feed you?
Chapter 22 Want me to feed you?
There are quite a few things in these two survival kits.
Energy bars, chocolate, mineral water, compressed biscuits, sausages, vacuum-packed beef sauce.
After Joey washed himself up and went ashore, he saw Lu Anxu's coat spread out on the lawn, and various delicacies were placed on the coat.
The bamboo tube is split horizontally, and when it is laid flat, it becomes a plate, on which there are sliced sauced beef and sausages.
There is a pot on the fire next to it, and the pot is bubbling fish soup.
Coupled with this almost fairyland scenery, it is a perfect place for a picnic.
Joey: "Found the survival kit again?"
Lu Anxu was looking at the pot, putting freshly picked wild vegetables in it to season.
He nodded, "Well, it should be that the show crew saw that we had just escaped from danger, so it was an extra gift. The two survival kits are put together, and the location is obvious."
Joey felt that the program team should not be so kind, but he couldn't think of other possibilities.
She picked up a piece of sauced beef and fed it to Lu Anxu's mouth, "Little brother 666, come, I will reward you for eating more."
Lu Anxu couldn't refuse, but felt depressed after eating this piece of meat.
Reward, is that so?
But when Qiao Qiao said rewards before, didn't they still...
"How does it taste?" Joey asked.
Lu Anxu had already swallowed the meat and didn't taste any flavor.
"I……"
"I haven't tasted it yet, do you want another piece?" Joey chuckled, "You want me to feed you?"
It was the first time that Lu Anxu took the initiative to respond to Joey, "Yes."
Although the voice was very soft, Joey still heard it.
She picked up another piece of meat and, while feeding him, gently squeezed his face with the other hand.
"Do other people blush when they tease you?"
Lu Anxu shook his head while tasting the taste of beef.
Joey: "Is it not or don't know?"
Lu Anxu: "I don't know."
No one had ever teased him that much.
After teasing people, Joey still didn't forget to make an inch of it, and picked up another piece of meat and put it near Lu Anxu's mouth, "From now on, you can only tease me, do you understand?"
The piece of meat never touched Lu Anxu's lips, as if he had to wait for his answer before he would feed it.
Joey: "Huh?"
Lu Anxu lowered her head slightly, "Okay."
As soon as the words fell, the meat was fed into his mouth.
Lu Anxu's heart beat faster after being teased, she could only rely on other things to distract herself.
The fish soup was stirred by him for a long time, and the aroma was tangy.
He kept feeding meat in his mouth, and when he came back to look, he found that there was only one piece of sauced beef left.
"I……"
God, what is he doing?
Qiao Qiao hasn't had enough food for the past few days, and he finally ate all the good things in the survival kit.
Joey also handed over the last piece of meat, "Eat more tonic, you have lost weight in the past two days."
Lu Anxu knew that Qiao Qiao was teasing him, it was like this every time, if there was something good, Qiao Qiao would definitely give it to him first.
The self-blame and guilt in his heart overwhelmed the emotion, and he even felt his nose suddenly sore.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was even more sour.
[Under the lemon tree, you and I are suddenly so envious of Lu Anxu, is it too late for me to climb the wall, Joey? 】
[Joy gave Lu Anxu so much sauce beef. We don't know what kind of character she is, but she is a real fan anyway. 】
[Hehe, you guys are so naive, maybe Joey did it on purpose, and wanted to use this to wash away the black material and become popular again. 】
[Famous?When will our Yibao stop being popular? 】
[Black and red are also red. Although Joy is black all over the Internet, the popularity of the topic has never dropped. Just because she can still receive Director Hu's "Looking for Dreams in Cold Smoke" when she is full of black material, you can see her strength. 】
[Flower Huadan, iron-clad Joey, the rumors of Neiyu are not groundless. 】
[Lu Anxu is a big man who relies on Joey for everything, eats so much meat by himself, and pretends to be innocent afterwards, the green tea woman is a real hammer. 】
[Fuck, can this be hacked?Our Yibao is a favorite fan, if you are sour, just say it, besides, the life-saving kits are all found in Xiaolulu, why do you rely on Yibao? 】
Joey coaxed Lu Anxu well, and had another full meal. Before leaving, he only asked Lu Anxu to put away his clothes and the empty pot, leaving everything else where they were.
In the barrage, Heizi started to act again, angry at Joey for wasting food and not cherishing the hearts of fans.
Immediately after forming a group alone, Lin Yingen, who was struggling to move forward, appeared on the screen.
She picked up and ate all the food on the ground, and her body, which was about to collapse, finally regained some strength.
In the evening, after Joey and Lu Anxu finished their meal, they still kept the rest and continued on their way through the night, finding a place far away to rest.
Lin Ying En, who picked up the food again, was full of gratitude, and wept silently while eating.
[At the beginning, when Joy said with disgust that she only ate fresh food and threw away the rest, I wished I could write a [-]-word essay to scold her. Now, I apologize to her. 】
【It is really difficult for Lin Yingen to be a woman on this island. The other groups at least have a partner to relieve boredom and take care of each other, but Lin Yingen is only herself. 】
[I have also explored alone in the mountains and forests. The feeling of loneliness is really not something ordinary people can experience, and ordinary people really can't bear it. 】
[I am Lin Yingen’s colleague, and I watched their children grow up. Now they are seriously ill and need a liver transplant. The father of the child has been successfully matched and is always ready to donate the liver. The mother of the child earns money on a deserted island with strong maternal love. Medical bills, they are great. 】
[Is this true?How much is the difference in medical expenses? It’s really impossible to get a water drop or something. There are so many people in the live broadcast room, so I can donate some. 】
[Donate and bring me one. 】
【Take me one too. 】
[System prompt: Live broadcast needs to be cautious, please manage your finances well, and beware of fraud. 】
Followed by a black screen.
There is only one line of warm reminder on the screen.
[Sensitive words are detected, and the live broadcast room is suspected of violations such as risky fundraising and donations. The live broadcast can only be resumed after manual inspection is correct. 】
Yuan Xian: "!"
Who did he provoke?
Netizens who couldn't post the barrage quickly moved to Weibo, and the entry #全民野白直播室被密# became a popular search term.
Yuan Xian: "?"
How should he explain to the gold master's father?
……
The live broadcast resumed the next morning.
Yuan Xian specially posted a Weibo for this.
Millions of netizens stayed in the live broadcast room on time, and everyone was stunned when the picture appeared.
The sun is hot, the ground is dry and cracked, and the only green plants are gradually drying up.
It was the first time that Joey and Lu Anxu were in such a mess. They had lost water for several hours, but today's temperature was surprisingly high.
"Let's go, if the program team draws the map correctly, you can find the lifeboat over the hill ahead." Joey's voice was obviously hoarse.
On her head was a summer hat made of banana leaves, but after several hours of scorching sun, the water in the leaves had already evaporated, and the leaves were so shriveled that they didn't even have the effect of shading the sun.
"Qiao Qiao, I'll carry you." Lu Anxu squatted down with her back to Joey.
Director Yuan: I just want to be a live broadcast variety show in the wilderness. Is it easy for me? ! !
(End of this chapter)
There are quite a few things in these two survival kits.
Energy bars, chocolate, mineral water, compressed biscuits, sausages, vacuum-packed beef sauce.
After Joey washed himself up and went ashore, he saw Lu Anxu's coat spread out on the lawn, and various delicacies were placed on the coat.
The bamboo tube is split horizontally, and when it is laid flat, it becomes a plate, on which there are sliced sauced beef and sausages.
There is a pot on the fire next to it, and the pot is bubbling fish soup.
Coupled with this almost fairyland scenery, it is a perfect place for a picnic.
Joey: "Found the survival kit again?"
Lu Anxu was looking at the pot, putting freshly picked wild vegetables in it to season.
He nodded, "Well, it should be that the show crew saw that we had just escaped from danger, so it was an extra gift. The two survival kits are put together, and the location is obvious."
Joey felt that the program team should not be so kind, but he couldn't think of other possibilities.
She picked up a piece of sauced beef and fed it to Lu Anxu's mouth, "Little brother 666, come, I will reward you for eating more."
Lu Anxu couldn't refuse, but felt depressed after eating this piece of meat.
Reward, is that so?
But when Qiao Qiao said rewards before, didn't they still...
"How does it taste?" Joey asked.
Lu Anxu had already swallowed the meat and didn't taste any flavor.
"I……"
"I haven't tasted it yet, do you want another piece?" Joey chuckled, "You want me to feed you?"
It was the first time that Lu Anxu took the initiative to respond to Joey, "Yes."
Although the voice was very soft, Joey still heard it.
She picked up another piece of meat and, while feeding him, gently squeezed his face with the other hand.
"Do other people blush when they tease you?"
Lu Anxu shook his head while tasting the taste of beef.
Joey: "Is it not or don't know?"
Lu Anxu: "I don't know."
No one had ever teased him that much.
After teasing people, Joey still didn't forget to make an inch of it, and picked up another piece of meat and put it near Lu Anxu's mouth, "From now on, you can only tease me, do you understand?"
The piece of meat never touched Lu Anxu's lips, as if he had to wait for his answer before he would feed it.
Joey: "Huh?"
Lu Anxu lowered her head slightly, "Okay."
As soon as the words fell, the meat was fed into his mouth.
Lu Anxu's heart beat faster after being teased, she could only rely on other things to distract herself.
The fish soup was stirred by him for a long time, and the aroma was tangy.
He kept feeding meat in his mouth, and when he came back to look, he found that there was only one piece of sauced beef left.
"I……"
God, what is he doing?
Qiao Qiao hasn't had enough food for the past few days, and he finally ate all the good things in the survival kit.
Joey also handed over the last piece of meat, "Eat more tonic, you have lost weight in the past two days."
Lu Anxu knew that Qiao Qiao was teasing him, it was like this every time, if there was something good, Qiao Qiao would definitely give it to him first.
The self-blame and guilt in his heart overwhelmed the emotion, and he even felt his nose suddenly sore.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was even more sour.
[Under the lemon tree, you and I are suddenly so envious of Lu Anxu, is it too late for me to climb the wall, Joey? 】
[Joy gave Lu Anxu so much sauce beef. We don't know what kind of character she is, but she is a real fan anyway. 】
[Hehe, you guys are so naive, maybe Joey did it on purpose, and wanted to use this to wash away the black material and become popular again. 】
[Famous?When will our Yibao stop being popular? 】
[Black and red are also red. Although Joy is black all over the Internet, the popularity of the topic has never dropped. Just because she can still receive Director Hu's "Looking for Dreams in Cold Smoke" when she is full of black material, you can see her strength. 】
[Flower Huadan, iron-clad Joey, the rumors of Neiyu are not groundless. 】
[Lu Anxu is a big man who relies on Joey for everything, eats so much meat by himself, and pretends to be innocent afterwards, the green tea woman is a real hammer. 】
[Fuck, can this be hacked?Our Yibao is a favorite fan, if you are sour, just say it, besides, the life-saving kits are all found in Xiaolulu, why do you rely on Yibao? 】
Joey coaxed Lu Anxu well, and had another full meal. Before leaving, he only asked Lu Anxu to put away his clothes and the empty pot, leaving everything else where they were.
In the barrage, Heizi started to act again, angry at Joey for wasting food and not cherishing the hearts of fans.
Immediately after forming a group alone, Lin Yingen, who was struggling to move forward, appeared on the screen.
She picked up and ate all the food on the ground, and her body, which was about to collapse, finally regained some strength.
In the evening, after Joey and Lu Anxu finished their meal, they still kept the rest and continued on their way through the night, finding a place far away to rest.
Lin Ying En, who picked up the food again, was full of gratitude, and wept silently while eating.
[At the beginning, when Joy said with disgust that she only ate fresh food and threw away the rest, I wished I could write a [-]-word essay to scold her. Now, I apologize to her. 】
【It is really difficult for Lin Yingen to be a woman on this island. The other groups at least have a partner to relieve boredom and take care of each other, but Lin Yingen is only herself. 】
[I have also explored alone in the mountains and forests. The feeling of loneliness is really not something ordinary people can experience, and ordinary people really can't bear it. 】
[I am Lin Yingen’s colleague, and I watched their children grow up. Now they are seriously ill and need a liver transplant. The father of the child has been successfully matched and is always ready to donate the liver. The mother of the child earns money on a deserted island with strong maternal love. Medical bills, they are great. 】
[Is this true?How much is the difference in medical expenses? It’s really impossible to get a water drop or something. There are so many people in the live broadcast room, so I can donate some. 】
[Donate and bring me one. 】
【Take me one too. 】
[System prompt: Live broadcast needs to be cautious, please manage your finances well, and beware of fraud. 】
Followed by a black screen.
There is only one line of warm reminder on the screen.
[Sensitive words are detected, and the live broadcast room is suspected of violations such as risky fundraising and donations. The live broadcast can only be resumed after manual inspection is correct. 】
Yuan Xian: "!"
Who did he provoke?
Netizens who couldn't post the barrage quickly moved to Weibo, and the entry #全民野白直播室被密# became a popular search term.
Yuan Xian: "?"
How should he explain to the gold master's father?
……
The live broadcast resumed the next morning.
Yuan Xian specially posted a Weibo for this.
Millions of netizens stayed in the live broadcast room on time, and everyone was stunned when the picture appeared.
The sun is hot, the ground is dry and cracked, and the only green plants are gradually drying up.
It was the first time that Joey and Lu Anxu were in such a mess. They had lost water for several hours, but today's temperature was surprisingly high.
"Let's go, if the program team draws the map correctly, you can find the lifeboat over the hill ahead." Joey's voice was obviously hoarse.
On her head was a summer hat made of banana leaves, but after several hours of scorching sun, the water in the leaves had already evaporated, and the leaves were so shriveled that they didn't even have the effect of shading the sun.
"Qiao Qiao, I'll carry you." Lu Anxu squatted down with her back to Joey.
Director Yuan: I just want to be a live broadcast variety show in the wilderness. Is it easy for me? ! !
(End of this chapter)
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