Wilderness Live: On the Survival Variety Show on Sugar

Chapter 85 Constipation or frequent urination?
Joey let out an 'oh', with a long tail and a smile on his face, "You like me so much?"

After that, without giving people any time to breathe and react, he asked, "How much do you like it?"

30 seconds later, Lu Anxu went to the toilet again, her cheeks were so red that she couldn't hide it, and even the embarrassment and springiness were all exposed to the live broadcast room.

The bullet screen was blank for a second, and then frantically swiped up.

【Grass!I'm a big man who can't flirt with a woman like Joey. 】

[As long as I have half of Yibao's skills, I won't be single for 28 years, and even my dog ​​ran away with the little bitch/dog. 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,I'm going to skip my evening self-study tonight and stay in the dormitory to do the live broadcast. Yibao is really good at flirting, Xiaolulu is shy, they are a good match. 】

[Hehe, is Joey still shameless?Girls should do their duty. They are nympho to men every day on the show, and they are still younger than her. As expected, actors are actors, and they can't get on the stage. All they think about is those nasty things all day long. . 】

[Fuck, did you come upstairs from the Qing Dynasty?What age is it, if you like it, you can chase it, they are unmarried men and women, who is in the way? 】

[That is, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. If you don’t like to watch, don’t come to this live broadcast room. 】

[Even if it's for the effect of the show, I'm still eating this candy. I'm willing to watch it if I'm happy. Isn't variety shows meant to entertain the public?Embarrassingly interesting? 】

[If you don't like sugar, you can go to Su Nuo and Zhong Zixia. I personally think that it can be rated as the most accident in the domestic entertainment variety show. It's hard to laugh. People here don't seem to know that the live broadcast is still going on. 】

Indeed, tonight Su Nuo and Zhong Zixia became the highlights of the entire live broadcast room, and Lu Qingshu even made a special effort to attract traffic on various apps.

All use trumpet.

After all, Su Nuo and her manager are notoriously biting. When the show is over, Bao Buqi will take advantage of this and use the black program crew to manipulate her secretly.

So Lu Qingshu thought twice and changed the trumpet.

More and more people poured into the live broadcast room, and whenever the camera cut to Su Nuo's side, the barrage was full of curses.

Su Nuo couldn't see the barrage, and didn't know that the drone was pointing at her, so she took advantage of the moment to scatter all the anger she had pent up during the day on Zhong Zixia.

"You just feed me this kind of thing?"

Su Nuo threw out all the wild fruits that Zhong Zixia had just picked.

The force was not light, it hurt Zhong Zixia's face and body, and one even hit his injured hand just right.

hiss!
The most tolerant person in the past is now frowning and grinning. The expression of pain is not too exaggerated, but it is enough for people to see.

"Didn't you just get hurt a little? Why are big men hypocritical? I don't want to eat these, I want to eat meat."

Zhong Zixia turned his body sideways, presenting his profile and Su Nuo's whole picture in the camera.

His tone was awkward: "It's too late, and there is no meat outside."

Let alone night, even during the day, it is not so easy to find some meat to eat in this deep mountain.

All the living things that grow here are protected wild animals. You can eat them, but you can't hurt them even a little bit.

break the law.

Su Nuo didn't care about these things, he threw everything when he got angry, and just threw the thermos full of water at Zhong Zixia.

Bang!
Zhong Zixia hid for a while, the thermos cup brushed the corner of his forehead and landed on the ground.

The place where it was touched soon swelled up a lump, which was red and swollen, and some blood stains ooze out.

"Just go if you are told, do you want to be expelled from school?"

Su Nuo used this point to threaten him again, trying everything.

Over time, it has become a habit and a mantra.

As long as Zhong Zixia's behavior dissatisfied her, she would say something.

Zhong Zixia pursed his lips, said hello, turned around and left.

The drone followed behind, leading millions of netizens to watch him wandering in the woods, searching hard, and finally took off his shoes and jumped into the icy cold river at night, using his coat as a fishing net, hoping to catch some fish Come up to make a difference.

In the cave, Su Nuo was still angry, his mind was full of Joey's smug eyes, wishing he could rush to the next cave and strangle Joey to death.

"Hehe, an illegitimate daughter with an unknown father climbed up relying on her face and figure, she really thought she was so amazing, she wanted to help that bitch Su Muzhen deal with me, and make me and my mother embarrass me, you are dreaming! "

"When I go out from here, let my mother immediately snatch all the property of the Su family, and let that bastard Su Muzhen go out of the house, and then I will see how arrogant you are!"

call!
A gust of wind blew by, chilling the bones.

Su Nuo shivered, got up and wanted to put on a coat, when suddenly a stone hit her in the face.

"what!"

She covered the place where she was hit, and glared at the hole, "Who!"

There was no sound outside the cave, only the coldness brought by the evening wind wrapped around her layer by layer, and she couldn't stop shivering from the cold.

Boom!
Another stone hit her face.

Boom!
This time it's the nose.

She had undergone surgery on her nose, and I don't know if there was a problem with the operation, but it just happened to distort her nose.

Boom!
This time it's teeth.

One of the front teeth was abruptly broken.

Su Nuo no longer knew how to hide or how to cover up. He was angry, but his front teeth were broken, so cursing would leak out.

"Zhong Zixia, is it you? I trick you a few times, and you take revenge on me. What kind of man are you pretending to be? Get out!"

She ran out of the cave angrily, but found nothing.

Suddenly, a grass on the ground in front of her swayed a few times, reminding her of the grass that laughed at her that rainy night.

"You, what are you? Stay away from me! Don't come here!"

The grass moved, moving towards Su Nuo little by little.

Her eyes were wide open, her face paled in shock, she didn't care to discern the direction, turned around and ran desperately.

High heels were still inconvenient, so in order to escape, she took off her shoes and walked barefoot into the woods, yelling not to come over as she ran.

Lu Anxu guessed that the time was almost up, so he stopped chasing him, and trotted back to the cave while no one was quickly turning back into a human form.

In the cave, Joey kept looking at his watch, and said to the person who just came in: "33 minutes, Xiao Lulu, are you constipated?"

Lu Anxu, who had just done something bad, was a little guilty. She didn't dare to look at Joey. She lowered her eyes and approached him. At the same time, she was thinking of some reason to explain why she always went to the bathroom tonight.

"I……"

Joey thought of Wu Zhi in the last play, and asked, "Or, do you urinate frequently?"

That martial finger was the problem, and in the end even his girlfriend ran away with others, so he was very jealous of others mentioning this, and he even got into fights because he was ridiculed by the same group.

Joey didn't expect her boyfriend to have this problem at a young age.

"Don't worry, it's not an intractable disease. After I go out, I will contact the doctor I know and promise to cure you."

(End of this chapter)