After inheriting the magic house, I spoiled the villain

Chapter 158 I've Never Seen A Brazen Elf Like You
Only then did Feng Xiaochi realize that Chen Xi had also entered, and suddenly let go of his vigilance.

He walked up to her with long legs, and hugged her horizontally in his arms: "You can't fly here, I'll take you across."

Feng Xiaochi wrapped his arms around his neck subconsciously: "No, there are poisonous mushrooms here!"

"That should take you there."

"But you are better than me. You can still come and relieve me of the curse. What should I do if you fall down?"

"This poisonous mushroom is nothing."

"But your injuries..."

His injuries will reappear after each serious injury. Even if the poisonous mushrooms are only insignificant, they will be combined together to form a brand new injury, and maybe there will be superimposed bleeding and other states.

"It's okay, the skeleton will grow in a few days."

"........."

In a few days he will become a war corpse...

Feng Xiaochi looked up at his face, bit his lip, and hugged him tightly.

His heartbeat was strong and powerful in his chest.

If I hear it again in the future, it will be fake...

Chen Xi stepped into the mushroom field. Most of the mushrooms are poisonous, and they will release poisonous spores when they are disturbed.Fortunately, poisonous mushrooms are smaller in some places.

Feng Xiaochi looked down at the purple mushroom: "Go, go! That mushroom spit spores!"

Chen Xi couldn't help laughing: "Understood, don't talk, don't breathe in the poisonous gas."

Fortunately, the mushroom field wasn't too big. The mushroom poison gas melted his clothes into rags and melted away the bottom feather, but it didn't corrode his calf.

They came to the clearing outside the hut.

Mushroom soup was boiling in the cauldron, exuding a strong and strange smell.

Only now did Feng Xiaochi realize that the source of the strange smell was not the potion, but a pot of cabbage soup, like the rotten vegetable leaves that the monks picked vegetables and threw away.

This witch is so careless, she even eats the leaves of rotten vegetables.

The door of the hut is open, and there are beds, pots and pans inside, which is full of life.The four corners of the bed were uneven, and a wooden fish was actually stuck in the corner near the wall.It's just right to put it in like this.The paper pasted on the wooden windows seems to be torn from scriptures.

This hermit lived like a temple rat.

The witch is not in the house.

Feng Xiaochi left the wooden house and went back to the yard to wait for her.

I smelled this smell once and thought it was potion and found it unpleasant. When I smelled it for the second time, I saw it was vegetable soup.

Feng Xiaochi: "If you drink this soup, you will definitely have diarrhea. I also have a self-heating hot pot in my bag. I also have beef jerky, so leave it to her."

"Okay." Chen Xi agreed casually.

He has never interfered with these insignificant matters, and he can cover everything no matter what happens.

Feng Xiaochi took out some dried meat from his schoolbag, and as soon as he took it out, he saw a little old woman rushing over with a monk's clothes on her hem, snatched her food, tore open the package, and stuffed it into her mouth.

With beef jerky stuffed in her mouth, she cursed vaguely: "What are you doing at my old woman's place? I hate elves the most! Oh, and a dirty dark angel! Fighting and killing all day long, put The mainland fell down, causing my old woman to live here like a mouse..."

She gulped down the beef jerky, staring at Feng Xiaochi's schoolbag, "Is there any more?"

Feng Xiaochi's voice was dry: "...there is a self-heating hot pot, but we have to wait for it to heat up."

The old woman patted her thigh and urged: "Quick, didn't you see that my old woman's stomach is so hungry?! Hurry up!"

Feng Xiaochi: "..."

It's one thing for her to give, but it's another thing for the witch to grab something to eat.

but……

Forget it, give it to her.

Feng Xiaochi put the package of the self-heating pot on the stone platform, and the witch kept patting her thigh to urge her, almost swallowing the quicklime in one gulp.

Chen Xi lit a fire with magic and heated up the pot.

Pour in the water, and before stirring, the witch snatched the pot and the chopsticks. While eating, she gasped and complained: "Hiss, it's so spicy, do you want to kill my old woman? So you can inherit my potion?"

"Add some water and it won't be spicy...Chen Xi, how about I go out and buy some food?"

Chen Xi looked at her.

The old woman had already eaten the pot to the bottom, even drank the soup, her face was covered with oil, and she added: "There must be meat."

Feng Xiaochi: "You may not be able to buy this. This temple is vegetarian."

The old woman put down the pot and lay on the ground, scratching her limbs angrily, and said, "I hate elves the most, and dark angels, you come to find me to work, and you don't even bring me meat! Damn, despicable and stingy!" Elf! You won’t be here for long, you go buy it, you fly fast.”

She pointed to Chen Xi.

Feng Xiaochi looked helplessly at Chen Xi: "I remember there was meat in the hotel."

"Yes, yes." Chen Xi looked coldly at the witch on the ground, took a step forward, and dragged her up from the ground, with the corners of her mouth raised, showing a charming and terrifying smile, "If I come back, she will lose a hair." , I will turn all the magicians in this world into pieces of meat and feed them to the fat monk who guards the door! Including you!"

The old witch was trembling, and she finally lost her rogue-like appearance. She put her legs together, put her hands on her knees, and sat on the stone bench as quietly as a chicken.

Feng Xiaochi: "..."

That's right, if Chen Xi left without explaining anything, maybe she would be turned into meat by this witch and put into the pot of rotten vegetable and leaf soup.

Elves may be used as medicine in the witch's pharmacopoeia.

Before Chen Xi left, he conveniently extinguished the firewood in the cauldron under the rotten vegetable leaves, and there was a smell of burnt smoke in the air, but at least it was not the smell of rotten vegetable leaves.

The two sat silently facing each other in the yard.

The surrounding area was quiet and silent, not a single bird chirping.Just as Feng Xiaochi was debating whether to mention Alice now, the witch spoke up by herself.

The old woman: "My name is Joanna, and I am the Great Witch of the Dark Forest. Are you Nicole? Huh, I had expected you to come, but I was so dawdling that I didn't even bring any food to my old woman. Anyway, you still People born in this land really don't know how to respect the old and love the young!"

At the beginning, it was a serious self-introduction, but later it turned into a condemnation.

Feng Xiaochi frowned, and coughed lightly: "I've been complaining that it's easy to get dementia, I think you should stop living in seclusion, you mages are quite old, you should go out to socialize."

Joanna jumped up against the case and asked sharply: "Little girl, are you teaching me how to do things?!"

Feng Xiaochi looked at her and admitted frankly: "Yes."

Joanna was out of breath, "You, you, you..." She said "you" for a long time, but couldn't say anything, she held her chest and pretended to be angry with her, "I have never seen such a shameless person like you." Elf, I really didn't expect you to be like this..."

(End of this chapter)