After inheriting the magic house, I spoiled the villain

Chapter 37 SPF50 Four Plus

"Who said that vampires are rich? Normal vampires are not as strong as orcs, and are not as hungry as zombies. They will burn in the sun, and their senses will be enlarged! I am on the road every day, looking at the food on the road. Walking around... But I can't expose it, otherwise I will be locked up in a mental hospital!"

After Su Mu ate and drank enough, he opened up the chatterbox.

"The generation of my grandparents lived abroad. Those people like to go to disco in the middle of the night. They can pick up some food when they get drunk. The people of your great heaven work from sunrise to sunset. How many people do you see on the road in the middle of the night? Garlic in a booze-smelling mouth! How irritating!"

Feng Xiaochi patted him on the shoulder: "... I deeply sympathize. Garlic is really delicious, but you can't eat it."

Chen Xi: "It's really a pity."

Su Mu: "..." Your attention is wrong!
After his family moved to Tianchao from abroad, they lived in a small mountain village for many years.Occasionally, a few mountain people disappeared, and the villagers regarded them as being taken away by wild wolves, and lived in peace.

But it was not right in his mother's generation.

Positive young people all came to the city to look for work, and his mother was frequently disturbed by older men who stayed behind to propose marriage.

So his vampire grandfather sent her to the city to escape the blind date.Moreover, people in the city love disco, and the nightlife is rich, which might make her feel full.

As long as she keeps a low profile and doesn't let the priests capture her, she won't be killed.

Feng Xiaochi: "Wait, what is a priest?"

Chen Xi: "Priest, angel of light, follower of light."

Feng Xiaochi: "I see, please continue."

Then his mother found a job in a nightclub, and rescued some down-and-out young people from time to time.

In this way, she got to know Su Mu's father.

Feng Xiaochi: "I bet with a piece of leg hair, it's an ancient love story in bosom friend style."

Chen Xi: "I haven't heard of it."

Feng Xiaochi: "For example, although his father loves her deeply, he had to leave them because of his mother's status. His mother fed him with feces and piss, but she had no face to return to the village when she was born out of wedlock. The widowed mother is reduced to this city. You see, there is also the night scene element, why does the young and beautiful woman hide her son in the closet..."

Su Mu: "Can you not interrupt me when I'm telling a story! Do you know how to respect people?"

Chen Xi: "No need."

Su Mu almost flipped the table.

Feng Xiaochi held him down: "I understand, please continue!"

Su Mu regained his composure, put his thoughts back into his memory, and said, "My father and mother are very affectionate. They lived in a rented house in the old alley. They brought me up to the age of three together. I have half the blood of a vampire. , at the age of three, finally awakened, killed a pearl-necked turtledove with his fangs, and sucked its blood dry. My father found out that my mother was a vampire and scared away, leaving my mother alone to suffer raised me up..."

As he talked, he felt that something was wrong, but he had to continue, "People in the village pay attention to reputation, she gave birth out of wedlock, she has no face to go back to the village..."

Feng Xiaochi covered his face.

Su Mu: "..."

Even foreign vampires will eventually be assimilated by local traditions after a few generations.

Life in the city was not convenient back then, and the old ladies in the back alleys especially liked to spread gossip about other people's parents.

Especially her mother always haunts at night, causing a lot of gossip.

Su Mu is too young, but luckily he is half-human, half-vampire. As long as it is cloudy, he can run around in the alley behind the bar with his bare buttocks.But his mother couldn't bask in the sun, so she had to hold an umbrella to catch him.

But as he grew older, he went to school, lost control of himself and bit a classmate with his fangs.

Of course Su Mu was in a daze, but the fangs came and went quickly, in just a quarter of an hour. Later, after his classmate was scolded by the teacher, he also suspected that he was hallucinating.

How is it possible for a person to grow such teeth?
It wasn't until he grew up that Western readers spread that he was pointed at the nose and called a vampire by his high school classmates after a seizure, and he realized something was wrong.

There is always tomato juice at home, which tastes different from the one he squeezed out himself, and he has been drinking it since he was a child.If he doesn't drink for a day, he will enter a weak state and his whole body will be cold.

He has to open an umbrella every day when he goes out. If the sun is too strong, his skin will turn red, like burning.

His mother simply asked the hospital to issue a disease certificate, saying that he had hereditary porphyria.

"Porphyria needs to drink blood? You're just kidding me!" Su Mu slapped the table so hard that the buttons of his shirt under his suit were almost torn off, and the dog curled up under the table barked wildly in fright. .

Feng Xiaochi: "It's really not easy. Surveillance is everywhere these days. But then again, if sun umbrellas are useful, what about sunscreen?"

Su Mu: "Of course it works. You need to apply a special one. SPF50++++, look at my face, isn't it very white?"

Feng Xiaochi leaned over and poked it with his hand: "It's really white and tender, not like a zombie-like creature at all."

Su Mu took out a small bottle of unlabeled sunscreen spray from the inside of his suit: "That's because the sunscreen I use is extremely expensive, and just this bottle is worth a week's worth of human blood. Do you think I can Not poor?"

It can't be blamed for Su Mu being so poor. He was a newborn vampire who left his family, and his mother was taken away by the clergy before he could teach him other skills besides pole dancing.

In addition to spending huge sums of money on sunscreen, Su Mu also opened a vampire bar to support his younger brothers so that they could be his eyes to find his mother and priests lurking in the city.

"I'm also a fallen person from Tianya. Manager, don't embarrass me. You don't even want to suck the blood of vampires, do you?"

Feng Xiaochi and Chen Xi glanced at each other: "Suck vampire blood...we are vampires!"

Chen Xi nodded.

Su Mu: "..."

He cried and finished telling his story, holding a glass of unfinished beer, wronged: "It's not impossible to let me come to the magic house to consume. My magic power comes from blood sucking. If you give me enough human blood, I can have a lot of magic."

Feng Xiaochi is very sympathetic to his experience, but it is absolutely impossible to give blood to others.

Su Mu stared at her wrist and neck, still swallowing.

Feng Xiaochi: "Good guy, dare to miss me?"

Her complaint was just halfway through.

Chen Xi suddenly spread her six wings and recovered her original shape. She grabbed Su Mu's collar and pushed him against the bookshelf.

a bang—

The ancient books on the bookshelf slammed down, raising a cloud of dust.

Feng Xiaochi ducked under the table to hide, hugged the big yellow dog, lifted the tablecloth, and looked outside.

Chen Xi tugged at his collar and flew a foot away from the ground.

The vampire can't fly, and hangs on the bookshelf in panic.

Su Mu: "I only have this suit, please let me go! Otherwise, you will pay for it?!"

Chen Xi let go of her hand.

Su Mu fell on the pile of books, feeling distressed to smooth out his crumpled clothes.

Chen Xi lowered her head and stared blankly, her voice was cold: "I don't care what your background is, don't touch her."

Feng Xiaochi was suddenly moved.

Chen Xi added: "She is my slave."

Feng Xiaochi: "...?"

Su Mu lamented: "Boss, I'm just looking! A gentleman doesn't come up with his ideas, but only stays in his heart to think about them, so he is not a bad person!"

Chen Xi bent down, grabbed Su Mu's chin, and tried to gouge his eyes, but her fingers landed on his forehead.

"Don't, don't, I won't grow back after you pick it! Ahhhhhh, what did you do to my forehead?! Ahhh!"

A character appeared on Su Mu's forehead, with blood dripping from the end of the stroke.

(End of this chapter)