shock!Empress Dowager
Chapter 86 Spank them to serve?
Chapter 86 Spank them to serve?
"Fengyoujing? What is that?"
Miya looked at Shi Miao with big watery eyes, full of bewilderment.
Seeing that she really didn't know, Shi Miao was also a little confused.
"Haven't you heard of Fengyoujing? Isn't this thing used by every household?"
Miya shook her head again: "As long as I can remember, I have been living with my grandfather in the mountains and forests. He taught me to apply herbs to prevent mosquitoes."
"Have you never had contact with outsiders?"
Mia shook her head again.
"Before I was brought here, I had never had contact with outsiders."
"This……"
Shi Miao and Liu Ailing looked at each other with a hint of surprise in their eyes.
Afterwards, Shi Miao could only chuckle and explain to Miya: "This is a very good anti-mosquito liquid, you go and wash your face, and apply a little essential oil on your body, after that the mosquitoes won't bite you. The effect will be much better than your herbal medicine."
"Really?"
"Really! If you don't believe me, go wash your face and try."
After looking at Shi Miao hesitantly, Miya nodded slightly.
"Well, I will forcefully trust you, a bad woman, once."
Miya walked over to wash her face by the pool, and when she turned around, she revealed a thin, palm-sized face.
Afterwards, she reached out and asked Shi Miao for essential oil: "Give me a try."
"I'll paint your face for you."
Thinking that this unlucky child has never seen the world, Shi Miao unscrewed the cap and poured the balm on her fingers, lightly dabbed a few points on Miya's face, and then gave her the balm: "You can apply the balm on your body and legs yourself. , not too much."
"The smell is quite strong, but it feels cool after applying it, and it feels okay."
After sniffing the smell of wind oil essence, and smelling the smell of several herbs, Miya believed Shi Miao's words.
Following Shi Miao's method, she applied some wind oil on the exposed parts of her body, and then returned the remaining half bottle to Shi Miao.
The moment she raised her head, Miya's eyes suddenly fell on the big cage under the peach tree.
After seeing the cheetah inside, his eyes lit up immediately: "Wow! How did you catch the cheetah! It's so cool!"
"Conquer it, just carry it back."
Seeing Miya's excited gaze, Shi Miao spoke, and then followed Miya's gaze to look at the two cheetahs in the cage.
The cheetah stood fiercely in the cage and stretched out its fangs towards Miya, but when it felt Shi Miao's gaze, it suddenly swallowed again, and lay down obediently in the cage, not daring to have the slightest thought. action.
Seeing that the cheetah was so afraid of Shi Miao, Miya's eyes became even more excited: "Wow! You are really good, bad girl, teach me how to make them afraid of me!"
A certain bad woman who was suddenly grabbed and pulled frantically by her wrist felt a little impatient.
"I've said it all, if you don't obey me, just give me a good beating. Just like you, don't you obediently come back with me."
"So..." Miya seemed to have discovered some new land, jumped on the spot two or three times, and then said with a smile: "I know! If you want to subdue them, just spank them until they are subdued! Next time I want to do that too!"
Shi Miao: "..."
Liu Ailing: "..."
Her mouth moved, and Liu Ailing's eyelids twitched a few times before she could say anything, before she looked at Shi Miao and said, "Why are you spanking her? You've made people crooked."
Shi Miao pressed her temples helplessly, and then looked at Miya seriously: "It's beating! Let them know that you are very strong, and if you spank your ass, it's my debt! Next time I will beat you in another place!"
Miya excitedly ran to the cheetah, looked around, was so excited, and wondered if she had listened to Shi Miao's words.
During the long wait, Liu Ailing's jajang was completely prepared, and she began to pull the kneaded dough into ramen noodles.
Gu Tianjiao and the others also rushed back slowly wiping the sweat from their foreheads when the sun was at its peak.
When everyone saw that besides Shi Miao and Liu Ailing, there was another little girl dressed strangely here, the well-informed Uncle Ge was the first to speak: "Where did Shi Miao kidnap a skinny girl?" Primitive little girl?"
Seeing Miya holding a bamboo tube and eating the delicious Zhajiang noodles, gobbling it up as if she had been hungry for seven days and nights, Uncle Ge curled his lips and said.
He didn't feel very hungry at first, but now seeing this little girl eating so deliciously, he couldn't help drooling.
"Miya, let me introduce myself to everyone."
Shi Miao also brought a bowl of noodles poured with venison fried sauce, and lightly poked Miya's arm with chopsticks.
Hearing this, Miya immediately sped up the cooking speed, smothered the slender noodles in two bites, then cleaned the fried sauce in the bamboo tube, wiped her mouth with the right hand holding the chopsticks, and put down the bowls and chopsticks After looking at the four people who came back, he said, "Hello, hiccup~ my name is Miya, hiccup~ we are old acquaintances, hiccup~ I heard that you fell into my trap yesterday, hiccup~"
Hearing Miya's non-stop hiccupping, Shi Miao almost spit out the food that Shi Miao just ate.
"I told you to eat slowly, but you didn't listen."
This girl cooked three bowls of noodles in just a few minutes, and her appetite couldn't be directly proportional to her small body.
Seeing Miya's funny look, Uncle Ge picked his ears with his little finger, looked at Miya with a strange expression and said, "I didn't hear that just now, we fell into your trap last night?"
"Hi~ Yes, I promise the bad girl to apologize to you, I'm sorry, hi~"
Miya nodded.
The expressions of the three men in the crowd instantly became complicated.
Xu Yi couldn't help but turned his face away and touched it twice with his hands.
Damn it, he just came to Xinxing for two days, and when he came, he had a harsh word with the people in the courtyard, and he must make everyone look good in Xinxing.
It's only been a few days now, and the three of them fell into the hands of a little girl who looked thin and small, and they were about to lose their lives.
It's not hard to imagine how the current live broadcast room will mock him.
Uncle Ge stared wide-eyed, pointing at what Miya wanted to scold, but finally couldn’t utter a word, turned his head and walked over to sit by the fire, and said in a very annoyed tone: "I'm hungry, I To eat!"
To a little girl who could be his granddaughter, Uncle Ge really couldn't say anything, and she even apologized, although it seemed a little reluctant.
Gu Ao was relatively calm. He had already seen clearly the saying that people should not be judged by appearances from Shi Miao.
Moreover, this new member named Miya, who was able to make a trap to hang the three men from a tree, and was invited here by Shi Miao, naturally has some skills, and there is no harm in adding one more person.
"Sister, may I ask, how old are you now? How did you become a trap?"
Xu Yi blushed for a long time, but he still asked this question.
He spent a lot of effort convincing himself that she could survive in the wild alone for more than a month, and now she seems to be alive and well, this little girl must be quite capable.
(End of this chapter)
"Fengyoujing? What is that?"
Miya looked at Shi Miao with big watery eyes, full of bewilderment.
Seeing that she really didn't know, Shi Miao was also a little confused.
"Haven't you heard of Fengyoujing? Isn't this thing used by every household?"
Miya shook her head again: "As long as I can remember, I have been living with my grandfather in the mountains and forests. He taught me to apply herbs to prevent mosquitoes."
"Have you never had contact with outsiders?"
Mia shook her head again.
"Before I was brought here, I had never had contact with outsiders."
"This……"
Shi Miao and Liu Ailing looked at each other with a hint of surprise in their eyes.
Afterwards, Shi Miao could only chuckle and explain to Miya: "This is a very good anti-mosquito liquid, you go and wash your face, and apply a little essential oil on your body, after that the mosquitoes won't bite you. The effect will be much better than your herbal medicine."
"Really?"
"Really! If you don't believe me, go wash your face and try."
After looking at Shi Miao hesitantly, Miya nodded slightly.
"Well, I will forcefully trust you, a bad woman, once."
Miya walked over to wash her face by the pool, and when she turned around, she revealed a thin, palm-sized face.
Afterwards, she reached out and asked Shi Miao for essential oil: "Give me a try."
"I'll paint your face for you."
Thinking that this unlucky child has never seen the world, Shi Miao unscrewed the cap and poured the balm on her fingers, lightly dabbed a few points on Miya's face, and then gave her the balm: "You can apply the balm on your body and legs yourself. , not too much."
"The smell is quite strong, but it feels cool after applying it, and it feels okay."
After sniffing the smell of wind oil essence, and smelling the smell of several herbs, Miya believed Shi Miao's words.
Following Shi Miao's method, she applied some wind oil on the exposed parts of her body, and then returned the remaining half bottle to Shi Miao.
The moment she raised her head, Miya's eyes suddenly fell on the big cage under the peach tree.
After seeing the cheetah inside, his eyes lit up immediately: "Wow! How did you catch the cheetah! It's so cool!"
"Conquer it, just carry it back."
Seeing Miya's excited gaze, Shi Miao spoke, and then followed Miya's gaze to look at the two cheetahs in the cage.
The cheetah stood fiercely in the cage and stretched out its fangs towards Miya, but when it felt Shi Miao's gaze, it suddenly swallowed again, and lay down obediently in the cage, not daring to have the slightest thought. action.
Seeing that the cheetah was so afraid of Shi Miao, Miya's eyes became even more excited: "Wow! You are really good, bad girl, teach me how to make them afraid of me!"
A certain bad woman who was suddenly grabbed and pulled frantically by her wrist felt a little impatient.
"I've said it all, if you don't obey me, just give me a good beating. Just like you, don't you obediently come back with me."
"So..." Miya seemed to have discovered some new land, jumped on the spot two or three times, and then said with a smile: "I know! If you want to subdue them, just spank them until they are subdued! Next time I want to do that too!"
Shi Miao: "..."
Liu Ailing: "..."
Her mouth moved, and Liu Ailing's eyelids twitched a few times before she could say anything, before she looked at Shi Miao and said, "Why are you spanking her? You've made people crooked."
Shi Miao pressed her temples helplessly, and then looked at Miya seriously: "It's beating! Let them know that you are very strong, and if you spank your ass, it's my debt! Next time I will beat you in another place!"
Miya excitedly ran to the cheetah, looked around, was so excited, and wondered if she had listened to Shi Miao's words.
During the long wait, Liu Ailing's jajang was completely prepared, and she began to pull the kneaded dough into ramen noodles.
Gu Tianjiao and the others also rushed back slowly wiping the sweat from their foreheads when the sun was at its peak.
When everyone saw that besides Shi Miao and Liu Ailing, there was another little girl dressed strangely here, the well-informed Uncle Ge was the first to speak: "Where did Shi Miao kidnap a skinny girl?" Primitive little girl?"
Seeing Miya holding a bamboo tube and eating the delicious Zhajiang noodles, gobbling it up as if she had been hungry for seven days and nights, Uncle Ge curled his lips and said.
He didn't feel very hungry at first, but now seeing this little girl eating so deliciously, he couldn't help drooling.
"Miya, let me introduce myself to everyone."
Shi Miao also brought a bowl of noodles poured with venison fried sauce, and lightly poked Miya's arm with chopsticks.
Hearing this, Miya immediately sped up the cooking speed, smothered the slender noodles in two bites, then cleaned the fried sauce in the bamboo tube, wiped her mouth with the right hand holding the chopsticks, and put down the bowls and chopsticks After looking at the four people who came back, he said, "Hello, hiccup~ my name is Miya, hiccup~ we are old acquaintances, hiccup~ I heard that you fell into my trap yesterday, hiccup~"
Hearing Miya's non-stop hiccupping, Shi Miao almost spit out the food that Shi Miao just ate.
"I told you to eat slowly, but you didn't listen."
This girl cooked three bowls of noodles in just a few minutes, and her appetite couldn't be directly proportional to her small body.
Seeing Miya's funny look, Uncle Ge picked his ears with his little finger, looked at Miya with a strange expression and said, "I didn't hear that just now, we fell into your trap last night?"
"Hi~ Yes, I promise the bad girl to apologize to you, I'm sorry, hi~"
Miya nodded.
The expressions of the three men in the crowd instantly became complicated.
Xu Yi couldn't help but turned his face away and touched it twice with his hands.
Damn it, he just came to Xinxing for two days, and when he came, he had a harsh word with the people in the courtyard, and he must make everyone look good in Xinxing.
It's only been a few days now, and the three of them fell into the hands of a little girl who looked thin and small, and they were about to lose their lives.
It's not hard to imagine how the current live broadcast room will mock him.
Uncle Ge stared wide-eyed, pointing at what Miya wanted to scold, but finally couldn’t utter a word, turned his head and walked over to sit by the fire, and said in a very annoyed tone: "I'm hungry, I To eat!"
To a little girl who could be his granddaughter, Uncle Ge really couldn't say anything, and she even apologized, although it seemed a little reluctant.
Gu Ao was relatively calm. He had already seen clearly the saying that people should not be judged by appearances from Shi Miao.
Moreover, this new member named Miya, who was able to make a trap to hang the three men from a tree, and was invited here by Shi Miao, naturally has some skills, and there is no harm in adding one more person.
"Sister, may I ask, how old are you now? How did you become a trap?"
Xu Yi blushed for a long time, but he still asked this question.
He spent a lot of effort convincing himself that she could survive in the wild alone for more than a month, and now she seems to be alive and well, this little girl must be quite capable.
(End of this chapter)
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