Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce
Chapter 135 I will not go to hell, who will go to hell
Chapter 135 I will not go to hell, who will go to hell
"... Pay a visit to the couple of Condor Heroes!"
As soon as Jiang Bao said this, the charterer and his wife suddenly changed their expressions.
"You, how do you know..." The charterer subconsciously clenched his fists.
"What's your origin, boy?" The charter woman stepped to the other side of Jiang Bao, planning that if Jiang Bao made a move, the couple could form a flanking attack on Jiang Bao.
"Hahahaha!" Jiang Bao laughed loudly, "As expected of an old Jianghu, with rich experience, he blocked my back all at once!"
The charter woman's face burned a little.
When Jiang Bao came to the door, she didn't show any malice, but she looked like she was about to fight, which was a bit rude.
After living in seclusion for so many years, they became a little restless, not as calm as when the husband and wife entered the rivers and lakes hand in hand without changing their expressions.
"Hehehehe!" The charterer also laughed, "We are the ones! Come in and sit, I should call you Jiang Bao, or call you the officer!"
Jiang Bao pretended to be displeased: "Our neighbors have lived together for many years. You still don't know my real name? My surname is Jiang and my name is Leopard. Jiang Bao is just my nickname. You can call me Leopard! , you are not my patrolman, there is no need to be so serious!"
The charterer nodded: "Oh, so your surname is Jiang. Which wicked person gave you the nickname Jiang Bao? Well, we will call you Leopard from now on!"
The charterer and Jiang Bao sat opposite each other, and the charterer made tea for them in person.She handed the teacup to Jiang Bao's hand: "Bao Zi, how do you know the real identity of our husband and wife?"
"I'm a police officer! All the people in Xiangjiang, as long as I am interested, will investigate him to the bottom!" Jiang Bao is obviously because he has watched "Kung Fu", but he is still boastful.
"Then why are you interested in us?" the charter woman asked again.
"Because of your loud voice!" Jiang Bao laughed, "Our neighbors have lived together for so many years, and it's not just once or twice that everyone makes you angry. I have experienced your loud voice many times. I think you must I have practiced the lion's roar. I went to the Police Department to check the information, and found that the legendary Condor Heroes are similar to you. Isn't that right, Auntie Xiaolongnu!"
Jiang Bao's nonsense was approved by the renter, because she couldn't remember how many times she had yelled at everyone over the years.
She spit out the cigarette butt in her mouth, and scolded: "Stinky boy, I think it's better for you to call me eldest sister!"
"Okay, then call me big sister!"
But Bao Zugong questioned: "It's good that my wife is Xiaolongnv, but how can you be sure that I am Yang Guo?"
Jiang Bao's smile became even more intriguing: "According to my information, Yang Guo is always talkative and likes to take advantage of women, but he is actually very kind-hearted! Besides, you still live with Xiao Longnu, isn't it Yang Guo who who is it?"
The chartering tolerance almost jumped up: "Damn, what kind of information is this? Even a little hobby of mine is recorded!"
"What little hobby? Disgraceful!" the renter scolded.
"You came this time to recruit talents?" Bao Zugong was scolded by his wife, and he didn't dare to reply, so he changed the subject.
"Attracting talents is a trivial matter, but it's just to repay the neighbors in the past. More importantly, come and meet the two of you!"
"See us? What's the matter?" asked the renter.
"You two know the Fire Cloud Cthulhu!"
Bao Zugong said: "Of course I know! The ultimate murderer Huoyun evil god, this name is too famous, but we have never met before!"
The charter woman smiled wryly: "It's a good thing we didn't have a face-to-face meeting, otherwise, only one of us and Huoyun evil god can live!"
Bao Zugong asked again: "Leopard, why did you suddenly mention Huoyun Cthulhu? It is said that because he is obsessed with martial arts, that guy has become obsessed and has gone crazy. Don't know if he is dead now?"
"No!" Jiang Bao said.
"Are you sure?" the charterer asked.
"Yesterday, I had a fight with him!" Jiang Bao laughed.
"Really?" The charterer and his wife looked in disbelief.
"A friend of mine has grievances with Huoyun Cthulhu. After inquiring for a long time, she found out that Huoyun Cthulhu used to hide in the 'abnormal human research institute' in Lane Twelve. At present, this research institute has been relocated to Turtle Island. .So, I found a motorboat and came to Turtle Island with this friend.”
"Have you really seen the Fire Cloud Cthulhu?"
"At that time, Huoyun Cthulhu was fishing. He wasn't crazy, he just wanted to be quiet! My friend recognized him at a glance, so the two sides fought. That friend couldn't beat Huoyun Cthulhu, so I also went up to help. My He still had a gun on him, and a dozen bullets were shot at Huoyun Cthulhu, but that old thing didn't get hurt at all!"
The charterer murmured, "Can he stop bullets? I'm not as good as him!"
The charter woman was also very shocked: "It is said that Huoyun evil god has practiced the Kunlun school's toad kung fu, according to what you say, he has really mastered it!"
"Yes, he has indeed mastered it!" Jiang Bao nodded.
"Then what's next!" The two couples wanted to know the following very much.
"Later, a warship came from nowhere and bombarded Turtle Island. In order to avoid the shells, we had to suspend the fight. My friend and I fled back to Xiangjiang, and the evil fire cloud went to nowhere. I think He shouldn't have died in the sea!"
Jiang Bao's statement not only avoided Ye Lanshan's identity, but also did not mention the relationship between Ye Lanshan and Huoyun evil god. In the end, he even mentioned the origin of the warship.
For the charter husband and wife, these are not important, what is important is that Huoyun evil god is not crazy, and his fighting power has doubled.
The charterer looked solemn: "He will definitely not die so easily!"
"So, I'm here this time to ask you two for help. If Huoyun Cthulhu shows up, we'll join forces to defeat him. Of course, it's even better if we can get rid of him!"
Charterer waved his hands repeatedly: "Don't, don't, you can't beat him, and we are not necessarily his opponents, so don't ask us for this! That guy is like a leech, if he doesn't kill him once, he will sting us for the rest of his life. Have a few days of peace and quiet!"
Jiang Bao, however, had a smirk on his face: "Yesterday, Huoyun evil god said harshly that when he came out of the mountain this time, he would beat a master to death when he saw it. You Condor Heroes have been famous for decades, and they are great masters. If Huoyun Cthulhu comes to trouble me, I will lure him to you!"
"You, you kid is worse than Huoyun evil god!" Bao Zugong was so angry that he wanted to fight Jiang Bao, but his wife pressed him down.
"Don't talk nonsense, our patrols are all evil killers!"
"You fucker!" The charterer was furious.
At the critical moment, the charter woman showed her heart: "Leopard, what you said is also reasonable! People like Huoyun Cthulhu will always be our enemies. As the saying goes: 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?' If he really Appear, you can notify us!"
(End of this chapter)
"... Pay a visit to the couple of Condor Heroes!"
As soon as Jiang Bao said this, the charterer and his wife suddenly changed their expressions.
"You, how do you know..." The charterer subconsciously clenched his fists.
"What's your origin, boy?" The charter woman stepped to the other side of Jiang Bao, planning that if Jiang Bao made a move, the couple could form a flanking attack on Jiang Bao.
"Hahahaha!" Jiang Bao laughed loudly, "As expected of an old Jianghu, with rich experience, he blocked my back all at once!"
The charter woman's face burned a little.
When Jiang Bao came to the door, she didn't show any malice, but she looked like she was about to fight, which was a bit rude.
After living in seclusion for so many years, they became a little restless, not as calm as when the husband and wife entered the rivers and lakes hand in hand without changing their expressions.
"Hehehehe!" The charterer also laughed, "We are the ones! Come in and sit, I should call you Jiang Bao, or call you the officer!"
Jiang Bao pretended to be displeased: "Our neighbors have lived together for many years. You still don't know my real name? My surname is Jiang and my name is Leopard. Jiang Bao is just my nickname. You can call me Leopard! , you are not my patrolman, there is no need to be so serious!"
The charterer nodded: "Oh, so your surname is Jiang. Which wicked person gave you the nickname Jiang Bao? Well, we will call you Leopard from now on!"
The charterer and Jiang Bao sat opposite each other, and the charterer made tea for them in person.She handed the teacup to Jiang Bao's hand: "Bao Zi, how do you know the real identity of our husband and wife?"
"I'm a police officer! All the people in Xiangjiang, as long as I am interested, will investigate him to the bottom!" Jiang Bao is obviously because he has watched "Kung Fu", but he is still boastful.
"Then why are you interested in us?" the charter woman asked again.
"Because of your loud voice!" Jiang Bao laughed, "Our neighbors have lived together for so many years, and it's not just once or twice that everyone makes you angry. I have experienced your loud voice many times. I think you must I have practiced the lion's roar. I went to the Police Department to check the information, and found that the legendary Condor Heroes are similar to you. Isn't that right, Auntie Xiaolongnu!"
Jiang Bao's nonsense was approved by the renter, because she couldn't remember how many times she had yelled at everyone over the years.
She spit out the cigarette butt in her mouth, and scolded: "Stinky boy, I think it's better for you to call me eldest sister!"
"Okay, then call me big sister!"
But Bao Zugong questioned: "It's good that my wife is Xiaolongnv, but how can you be sure that I am Yang Guo?"
Jiang Bao's smile became even more intriguing: "According to my information, Yang Guo is always talkative and likes to take advantage of women, but he is actually very kind-hearted! Besides, you still live with Xiao Longnu, isn't it Yang Guo who who is it?"
The chartering tolerance almost jumped up: "Damn, what kind of information is this? Even a little hobby of mine is recorded!"
"What little hobby? Disgraceful!" the renter scolded.
"You came this time to recruit talents?" Bao Zugong was scolded by his wife, and he didn't dare to reply, so he changed the subject.
"Attracting talents is a trivial matter, but it's just to repay the neighbors in the past. More importantly, come and meet the two of you!"
"See us? What's the matter?" asked the renter.
"You two know the Fire Cloud Cthulhu!"
Bao Zugong said: "Of course I know! The ultimate murderer Huoyun evil god, this name is too famous, but we have never met before!"
The charter woman smiled wryly: "It's a good thing we didn't have a face-to-face meeting, otherwise, only one of us and Huoyun evil god can live!"
Bao Zugong asked again: "Leopard, why did you suddenly mention Huoyun Cthulhu? It is said that because he is obsessed with martial arts, that guy has become obsessed and has gone crazy. Don't know if he is dead now?"
"No!" Jiang Bao said.
"Are you sure?" the charterer asked.
"Yesterday, I had a fight with him!" Jiang Bao laughed.
"Really?" The charterer and his wife looked in disbelief.
"A friend of mine has grievances with Huoyun Cthulhu. After inquiring for a long time, she found out that Huoyun Cthulhu used to hide in the 'abnormal human research institute' in Lane Twelve. At present, this research institute has been relocated to Turtle Island. .So, I found a motorboat and came to Turtle Island with this friend.”
"Have you really seen the Fire Cloud Cthulhu?"
"At that time, Huoyun Cthulhu was fishing. He wasn't crazy, he just wanted to be quiet! My friend recognized him at a glance, so the two sides fought. That friend couldn't beat Huoyun Cthulhu, so I also went up to help. My He still had a gun on him, and a dozen bullets were shot at Huoyun Cthulhu, but that old thing didn't get hurt at all!"
The charterer murmured, "Can he stop bullets? I'm not as good as him!"
The charter woman was also very shocked: "It is said that Huoyun evil god has practiced the Kunlun school's toad kung fu, according to what you say, he has really mastered it!"
"Yes, he has indeed mastered it!" Jiang Bao nodded.
"Then what's next!" The two couples wanted to know the following very much.
"Later, a warship came from nowhere and bombarded Turtle Island. In order to avoid the shells, we had to suspend the fight. My friend and I fled back to Xiangjiang, and the evil fire cloud went to nowhere. I think He shouldn't have died in the sea!"
Jiang Bao's statement not only avoided Ye Lanshan's identity, but also did not mention the relationship between Ye Lanshan and Huoyun evil god. In the end, he even mentioned the origin of the warship.
For the charter husband and wife, these are not important, what is important is that Huoyun evil god is not crazy, and his fighting power has doubled.
The charterer looked solemn: "He will definitely not die so easily!"
"So, I'm here this time to ask you two for help. If Huoyun Cthulhu shows up, we'll join forces to defeat him. Of course, it's even better if we can get rid of him!"
Charterer waved his hands repeatedly: "Don't, don't, you can't beat him, and we are not necessarily his opponents, so don't ask us for this! That guy is like a leech, if he doesn't kill him once, he will sting us for the rest of his life. Have a few days of peace and quiet!"
Jiang Bao, however, had a smirk on his face: "Yesterday, Huoyun evil god said harshly that when he came out of the mountain this time, he would beat a master to death when he saw it. You Condor Heroes have been famous for decades, and they are great masters. If Huoyun Cthulhu comes to trouble me, I will lure him to you!"
"You, you kid is worse than Huoyun evil god!" Bao Zugong was so angry that he wanted to fight Jiang Bao, but his wife pressed him down.
"Don't talk nonsense, our patrols are all evil killers!"
"You fucker!" The charterer was furious.
At the critical moment, the charter woman showed her heart: "Leopard, what you said is also reasonable! People like Huoyun Cthulhu will always be our enemies. As the saying goes: 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?' If he really Appear, you can notify us!"
(End of this chapter)
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