Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce
Chapter 235 Our uncle is here
Chapter 235 Our uncle is here
In the next period of time, Jiang Bao took He Keren to make a big purchase in downtown Xiangjiang, preparing some gifts for her natal home.
Although they don't have the name of husband and wife, they already have the reality of husband and wife.From this point of view, Jiang Bao is still very responsible.
On June [-]th, dragon clothes are dried.
This is the custom of the Chinese people, which means that after June [-]th, it will enter the rainy season. Before that, the clothes, bedding and other moldy things at home should be dried in the sun.
Jiang Bao didn't dry his clothes that day, but took He Keren on the "Xiangji 008 Patrol Boat" upstream along the Pearl River to Mount Shiwanda.
This patrol boat was bought by Li Jiacheng from Meiguo a few days ago.Due to the economic decline of the bad country, the shipyard just built the ship for the customer, but the customer could not pay the final payment.As a result, the shipyard sold the patrol boat cheaply.
The shipyard can't sell it at a low price, because they also owe money to the raw material supplier.
In short, Jiang Bao's wave in New York ultimately benefited himself.
Jiang Bao not only went by himself this time, but also brought a patrol team headed by Zeng Xiaoyu.Only in this way can he show his prestige as the chief of the anti-smuggling department.
Don't think that Jiang Bao is pretending to be aggressive, he is also putting on a show for others to see.In his previous life, although he was never married, he was a best man.He remembered that when welcoming the bride, whichever family came with the most cars, the bride and groom both had face.
Each section of the upper reaches of the Pearl River has a different name.The patrol boat went up the river and passed through the Pearl River, Xijiang River, Xunjiang River, and Qianjiang River. The water system in front was no longer suitable for the patrol boat to sail, so everyone moored and landed in Guiping.
When the commander of the local militia heard that the Warlord's celebrity was coming, he immediately came to pick him up. After warm hospitality, he sent troops to escort Jiang Bao and his party to Shiwan Dashan.
In front of a seemingly ordinary stockade, He Keren asked everyone to stop.
"Brother Leopard, everyone rest here first, I will give the mountain a secret signal!"
Jiang Bao asked suspiciously, "Why?"
He Keren laughed and said: "There are so many of us, except you are wearing a suit, Zeng Xiaoyu and the others are all wearing uniforms, and there are dozens of militia brothers with guns on their backs. I don't know, I thought we were here to suppress bandits of it!"
"Even if it is to suppress bandits, what does it have to do with your family?"
"In the eyes of the government, our family is a bandit! Our family has been strictly guarding against the government since ancient times. If I don't say hello first, my father may release a bug. Except for you and me, everyone else They will all die!"
Jiang Bao said: "If I were the leader of your Five Poison Sect, I would not be so reckless. I will definitely establish a good relationship with the local government. From time to time, I will give some rare things to the officials, and everyone will exchange information and start Wouldn't it be much better to take such long-term precautions to do business happily!"
He Keren said: "Do you think our relationship with the government is not good? My father and the local county magistrate are still brothers! But every time people from the county come, they will greet them in advance. How can we be so mobilizing and mobilizing people? Don't say anything!"
Only then did Jiang Bao understand: "Okay, you first say hello to the village!"
So, accompanied by Jiang Bao, He Keren came to the entrance of the village, took out a small bottle from his satchel, and let out a butterfly.
Watching the butterflies slowly fly towards the stockade, Jiang Bao said: "As far as I know, you have a bottle containing farting bugs, a bottle containing bugs that can make people stupid, and a bottle containing poisonous bugs that pollute the oasis of Mold Country. Powder, this is another butterfly bottle. How many bottles do you have on you?"
He Ke said with a chuckle: "When I go out every day, which day do I not carry seven or eight bottles with me? Each of these bottles has its own use!"
"Which bottle is the sentimental Gu in?"
He Keren punched him: "I admit that it was my fault for laying a voodoo on you, so just don't mention it, okay?"
"Okay, don't mention it, don't mention it!" Jiang Bao laughed, "What news can this butterfly send?"
"This is a butterfly I specially raised. When my father saw it, he knew I was coming. The family will send someone to pick me up. When the time comes, I will tell my son-in-law to come and let them get ready!"
"What are they going to do to prepare?"
"Blocking wine, singing folk songs, killing cattle and sheep, all of these must be available!"
Jiang Baoxin said: "In my previous life, I saw a lot of Southwest ethnic minority programs on TV and the Internet, and today I finally got to experience them personally!"
Less than half an hour after the butterfly flew out, a few people came out of the village and looked towards Jiang Bao.
He Keren pointed to one of the women and told Jiang Bao, "That's my nanny, and I grew up drinking her milk!"
As she spoke, she yelled and ran up, hugging the nurse.
Jiang Bao thought to himself: "You grew up drinking her milk, so your mother's milk is wasted! It's really incomprehensible for a big family!"
He couldn't think too much about the matter of his mother-in-law, so he walked up behind He Keren.
He Keren, the nanny and the others hugged each other, and then introduced Jiang Bao to everyone: "This is my fiancé!"
Jiang Bao also nodded to everyone: "My name is Jiang Bao, Jiang from Dajiang, Leopard from Leopard!"
The nanny stared at Jiang Bao, and whispered to He Keren, "You look average, but you have a bit of posh, are you an official? Many local chieftains and businessmen want to marry you. Why did you find someone from other places?"
The nurse's voice was heard by Jiang Bao without saying a word. He just thought it was funny and didn't want to say anything.
Fortunately, He Keren recognized Jiang Bao very much: "Mum, brother Baozi is a great hero. When we were in Dongying, he turned Dongpu upside down by himself!"
The nanny shook her head again and again: "I don't believe that no matter how powerful a person is, he can't mess up a country. Miss, don't be fooled!"
Hearing what the nanny said, Jiang Bao suddenly became interested: "Mum, we met for the first time, you must not know how good I am, then I will show you a hand!"
At this time, a shepherd boy happened to pass by them leading a cow.As soon as Jiang Bao stretched out his hand, he used the last move in the palm of the Nine Forms of Tathagata, "Wanfo Chaozong".
With a "huh", the old buffalo weighing a thousand catties was sucked by Jiang Bao's palm and suspended in the air.
"Moo!" The old cow was so frightened that he couldn't get up to the sky or get down to the ground.
The shepherd boy thought he had seen a ghost, and he didn't even want the cow, so he ran away.
The nanny and the others realized Jiang Bao's power, and they knelt down one after another: "God Gu, please take back your supernatural powers!"
Raising Gu is a very respected job in the local area, and the local people also regard Gu God as an omnipotent god.Jiang Bao's performance, in their opinion, was like a Gu God.
Only then did Jiang Bao withdraw his true energy, and the old cow fell to the ground slowly without being injured.
However, the old cow seemed to be stimulated, and began to wag his head and tail, more cheerful than a dog.
The nanny ordered the maid beside her: "Ah Xiang, go back and report to the master, just say that our uncle is here, and welcome him according to the highest standard!"
(End of this chapter)
In the next period of time, Jiang Bao took He Keren to make a big purchase in downtown Xiangjiang, preparing some gifts for her natal home.
Although they don't have the name of husband and wife, they already have the reality of husband and wife.From this point of view, Jiang Bao is still very responsible.
On June [-]th, dragon clothes are dried.
This is the custom of the Chinese people, which means that after June [-]th, it will enter the rainy season. Before that, the clothes, bedding and other moldy things at home should be dried in the sun.
Jiang Bao didn't dry his clothes that day, but took He Keren on the "Xiangji 008 Patrol Boat" upstream along the Pearl River to Mount Shiwanda.
This patrol boat was bought by Li Jiacheng from Meiguo a few days ago.Due to the economic decline of the bad country, the shipyard just built the ship for the customer, but the customer could not pay the final payment.As a result, the shipyard sold the patrol boat cheaply.
The shipyard can't sell it at a low price, because they also owe money to the raw material supplier.
In short, Jiang Bao's wave in New York ultimately benefited himself.
Jiang Bao not only went by himself this time, but also brought a patrol team headed by Zeng Xiaoyu.Only in this way can he show his prestige as the chief of the anti-smuggling department.
Don't think that Jiang Bao is pretending to be aggressive, he is also putting on a show for others to see.In his previous life, although he was never married, he was a best man.He remembered that when welcoming the bride, whichever family came with the most cars, the bride and groom both had face.
Each section of the upper reaches of the Pearl River has a different name.The patrol boat went up the river and passed through the Pearl River, Xijiang River, Xunjiang River, and Qianjiang River. The water system in front was no longer suitable for the patrol boat to sail, so everyone moored and landed in Guiping.
When the commander of the local militia heard that the Warlord's celebrity was coming, he immediately came to pick him up. After warm hospitality, he sent troops to escort Jiang Bao and his party to Shiwan Dashan.
In front of a seemingly ordinary stockade, He Keren asked everyone to stop.
"Brother Leopard, everyone rest here first, I will give the mountain a secret signal!"
Jiang Bao asked suspiciously, "Why?"
He Keren laughed and said: "There are so many of us, except you are wearing a suit, Zeng Xiaoyu and the others are all wearing uniforms, and there are dozens of militia brothers with guns on their backs. I don't know, I thought we were here to suppress bandits of it!"
"Even if it is to suppress bandits, what does it have to do with your family?"
"In the eyes of the government, our family is a bandit! Our family has been strictly guarding against the government since ancient times. If I don't say hello first, my father may release a bug. Except for you and me, everyone else They will all die!"
Jiang Bao said: "If I were the leader of your Five Poison Sect, I would not be so reckless. I will definitely establish a good relationship with the local government. From time to time, I will give some rare things to the officials, and everyone will exchange information and start Wouldn't it be much better to take such long-term precautions to do business happily!"
He Keren said: "Do you think our relationship with the government is not good? My father and the local county magistrate are still brothers! But every time people from the county come, they will greet them in advance. How can we be so mobilizing and mobilizing people? Don't say anything!"
Only then did Jiang Bao understand: "Okay, you first say hello to the village!"
So, accompanied by Jiang Bao, He Keren came to the entrance of the village, took out a small bottle from his satchel, and let out a butterfly.
Watching the butterflies slowly fly towards the stockade, Jiang Bao said: "As far as I know, you have a bottle containing farting bugs, a bottle containing bugs that can make people stupid, and a bottle containing poisonous bugs that pollute the oasis of Mold Country. Powder, this is another butterfly bottle. How many bottles do you have on you?"
He Ke said with a chuckle: "When I go out every day, which day do I not carry seven or eight bottles with me? Each of these bottles has its own use!"
"Which bottle is the sentimental Gu in?"
He Keren punched him: "I admit that it was my fault for laying a voodoo on you, so just don't mention it, okay?"
"Okay, don't mention it, don't mention it!" Jiang Bao laughed, "What news can this butterfly send?"
"This is a butterfly I specially raised. When my father saw it, he knew I was coming. The family will send someone to pick me up. When the time comes, I will tell my son-in-law to come and let them get ready!"
"What are they going to do to prepare?"
"Blocking wine, singing folk songs, killing cattle and sheep, all of these must be available!"
Jiang Baoxin said: "In my previous life, I saw a lot of Southwest ethnic minority programs on TV and the Internet, and today I finally got to experience them personally!"
Less than half an hour after the butterfly flew out, a few people came out of the village and looked towards Jiang Bao.
He Keren pointed to one of the women and told Jiang Bao, "That's my nanny, and I grew up drinking her milk!"
As she spoke, she yelled and ran up, hugging the nurse.
Jiang Bao thought to himself: "You grew up drinking her milk, so your mother's milk is wasted! It's really incomprehensible for a big family!"
He couldn't think too much about the matter of his mother-in-law, so he walked up behind He Keren.
He Keren, the nanny and the others hugged each other, and then introduced Jiang Bao to everyone: "This is my fiancé!"
Jiang Bao also nodded to everyone: "My name is Jiang Bao, Jiang from Dajiang, Leopard from Leopard!"
The nanny stared at Jiang Bao, and whispered to He Keren, "You look average, but you have a bit of posh, are you an official? Many local chieftains and businessmen want to marry you. Why did you find someone from other places?"
The nurse's voice was heard by Jiang Bao without saying a word. He just thought it was funny and didn't want to say anything.
Fortunately, He Keren recognized Jiang Bao very much: "Mum, brother Baozi is a great hero. When we were in Dongying, he turned Dongpu upside down by himself!"
The nanny shook her head again and again: "I don't believe that no matter how powerful a person is, he can't mess up a country. Miss, don't be fooled!"
Hearing what the nanny said, Jiang Bao suddenly became interested: "Mum, we met for the first time, you must not know how good I am, then I will show you a hand!"
At this time, a shepherd boy happened to pass by them leading a cow.As soon as Jiang Bao stretched out his hand, he used the last move in the palm of the Nine Forms of Tathagata, "Wanfo Chaozong".
With a "huh", the old buffalo weighing a thousand catties was sucked by Jiang Bao's palm and suspended in the air.
"Moo!" The old cow was so frightened that he couldn't get up to the sky or get down to the ground.
The shepherd boy thought he had seen a ghost, and he didn't even want the cow, so he ran away.
The nanny and the others realized Jiang Bao's power, and they knelt down one after another: "God Gu, please take back your supernatural powers!"
Raising Gu is a very respected job in the local area, and the local people also regard Gu God as an omnipotent god.Jiang Bao's performance, in their opinion, was like a Gu God.
Only then did Jiang Bao withdraw his true energy, and the old cow fell to the ground slowly without being injured.
However, the old cow seemed to be stimulated, and began to wag his head and tail, more cheerful than a dog.
The nanny ordered the maid beside her: "Ah Xiang, go back and report to the master, just say that our uncle is here, and welcome him according to the highest standard!"
(End of this chapter)
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