Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce

Chapter 239 Unhappy Newly Married

Jiang Bao guessed right.

The He family only discussed for a while, and He Qizheng came out to seek Jiang Bao's opinion, intending to marry them the day after tomorrow.

Jiang Bao naturally had nothing to say.He has no parents in this world, and getting married at the woman's house is actually the same as being at his own.

As for the brothers in Xiangjiang, if there is a chance, it is enough to treat everyone to a meal, and there is no need for a wedding.

When major events are settled, some of the specific details are done by people, and the two parties involved, Jiang Bao and He Keren, have instead become idlers.

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In a stone forest in the back mountain of Miao Village, a couple are playing hand in hand.

From a scientific point of view, stone forest is a typical manifestation of karst landforms. However, before the late Qing Dynasty, many people could not understand it at all. thing.

As he walked, He Keren explained to Jiang Bao: "This valley is the burial place of the ancestors of our Five Poison Sect. They thought that as long as they occupy the feng shui here, the Five Poison Sect can last for thousands of years!"

Jiang Bao asked, "The Five Poisons Sect must have been around for 1000 years!"

"Not only 1000 years, it has existed since the Tang Dynasty!" Speaking of this, He Keren suddenly understood Jiang Bao's meaning, "You mean, the Five Poison Sect can't last for a few years?"

Jiang Bao smiled and said, "When I entered the village yesterday, I remember you told me that in the eyes of the government, your family is a bandit!"

"Yes, I did say that, and the actual situation is like this. Our family is not only a bandit, but also has more background. In the words of my grandmother, my father is the head of the clan, the head of the village, and the leader of the Five Poisons. He is the brother of the magistrate of the county, the head of the chamber of commerce in this area, and the head of all the local bandits. In fact, not only my father, but also my grandfather, and the ancestors of the past generations, they basically have multiple identities! What's the problem?"

Jiang Bao said, "During the Qing Dynasty and before, wasn't your family often besieged by the court?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Let me analyze it. Do you hear the truth?"

"Okay, tell me, I'll listen!"

Jiang Bao said slowly: "In the past few dynasties, no matter who came to exterminate you, because your family is also related to the Yamen, you have already got the news before the soldiers from the court arrived."

"That's right! Take daddy as an example. He has friendship with several county magistrates before and after. He has already known what's going on!"

"Then, when the ancestor of your family climbs up, the whole family and the surrounding villages will unite to fight against the imperial court together!"

"Of course, Dad is the head of the clan and the owner of the village. The bandits nearby listen to him. Even the Chamber of Commerce sent my family all the supplies needed for the war. Therefore, our family has been standing for thousands of years!"

Jiang Bao laughed and said: "That was before! In the era of cold weapons, soldiers used knives, guns, bows and arrows. They were afraid of the poisonous gas from your house, so they didn't dare to approach, so they could only shoot with arrows from a distance. Therefore, your village has always been safe and sound. But, have you ever thought about it? Modern warfare uses artillery, which can fire shells dozens of miles away, reaching the center of the village!"

He Keren asked, "Is there such a powerful cannon?"

Jiang Bao nodded: "A few years ago in the European War, there have been cannons that can shoot for several kilometers. Of course, your poisonous insects can still fly over such a short distance. However, with the advancement of science, in the future There will be artillery with a longer range. Oh, yes, and bombers, dropping bombs from a few thousand meters above the ground. How long do you think your stockade will last?"

Hearing what Jiang Bao said, He Keren couldn't help thinking.

After a long time, she said: "What can we do to keep our family from being harassed by artillery fire?"

Jiang Bao said: "You just said that your father is the head of the clan, the head of the village, the leader of the Five Poisons, the brother of the county magistrate, the head of the chamber of commerce in this area, and the head of all the local bandits. The first few titles They are all good, but the latter one, being a bandit in any dynasty, will be wiped out sooner or later. So, I suggest you tell your father as soon as possible to get rid of the bandit hat as soon as possible!"

"Okay, after we get married, I'll tell Father about it. Let him disband the bandit dens around, and let's do some legitimate business!"

Jiang Bao suddenly remembered something, looked at He Keren's small face, and burst out laughing.

"Brother Leopard, what are you laughing at?"

"Once, I said that bandits don't get close to women before they go down the mountain to make a fortune. You said you didn't understand. Your family is a bandit. How could you not understand?"

"I warn you, don't bring up this topic again!" He Keren was exposed, and rushed forward with a fist.

"You don't want me to mention it, I want to mention it!" Jiang Bao grabbed his pink fist.

"In front of the ancestors, you bully me like this, they will go to find you in their dreams at night!" He Keren said.

"The ancestors and ancestors will only thank me!" Jiang Bao laughed, "It was my words that inspired you, and finally brought your family back from the brink of danger! They will also wish us a happy wedding!"

Having said that, he helped He Keren up: "Keren, happy wedding!"

He Keren snuggled into his arms and murmured in a low voice: "Brother, happy wedding!"

The day after they wished each other a happy wedding, the wedding finally took place.

To be honest, Jiang Bao's day was the happiest since his rebirth.

As a person from the metropolis of Xiangjiang, he doesn't know anything about local customs, and he has to be corrected in everything.

He felt that he was being played around like a puppet.Someone came early in the morning to wake him up and teach him various manners.It is more cumbersome than meeting the emperor early.

Then it was drinking morning wine and changing into new clothes. The groom's dress alone took more than half an hour.

If it wasn't for his wedding, he might have left in a hurry.

As an internal martial artist, it wasn't that he couldn't keep up physically, but he couldn't stand it mentally.

Finally, when it was time to enter the bridal chamber, he sent He Keren into the bridal chamber, and lay down on the bed himself: "Oh, I'm so exhausted!"

He Keren, who was covering his head, also whispered: "Me too! I only ate two eggs since I got up in the morning, and I haven't even drank any saliva until now!"

The reason why the bride had to eat and drink less that day was because she was afraid that she would go to the latrine halfway.There are so many red tapes in this era, and the participation of the bride is indispensable in every link. If everyone is left behind and the bride goes to the latrine, it will cause a joke.

However, Jiang Bao's business was not over yet, the nanny shouted outside: "Uncle, please come out and toast everyone!"

Jiang Bao had no choice but to walk out of the bridal chamber and toast a large group of He's guests with a forced smile.

Although everyone complimented him repeatedly, he just wanted to end it all as soon as possible.

Finally, send off the guests and return to the bridal chamber.

"But man, I will never get married again! Once in this life is enough!"

He Keren was also very tired. Hearing what Jiang Bao said, he immediately smiled: "Brother, you said it, I will never get married again!"

Jiang Bao knew what she meant, and was worried that he would marry a few more concubines.

"No knot, promise not to knot!"

He thought to himself: "When I find Lanshan, I will try my best to avoid the wedding. If she insists on getting married, she can do it in the secret place of Kongtong. Anyway, no one can see it!"

(End of this chapter)