Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce
Chapter 89
Chapter 89
"...I'm an earthly disabled!"
As soon as Di Can finished speaking, he stroked his right hand lightly, and a sound wave shot towards Jiang Bao.
Although the sound waves come and go without a trace, hurting people invisible, but Jiang Bao has known its power since he watched "Kung Fu". No matter whether there are sound waves coming or not, as long as the opponent's hand is stroking on the strings, he must be careful. .
He quickly shrank his head.
With a "crash", the sound wave was like a knife, cutting heavily on the slope beside him.
The sand and stones were scattered, and the loess caused smoke and dust, which affected Jiang Bao's sight.
He wanted to shoot, but his index finger hooked the trigger back slightly.
"Wow, wow, wow!" There were a few more sonic knives, all cutting where Jiang Bao's head had been stretched out before.
Jiang Bao kept silent. He knew that the other party couldn't keep playing like this.
He also didn't want to expose the gun prematurely, because he hadn't seen Tiancan yet.
According to his experience, Tiancan and Dican have always been focused on Meng and Meng, but now he only sees Dican. Maybe Tiancan is hiding somewhere, and he is going to attack him with a praying mantis catching cicadas, and the oriole is behind him. !
But how did they find themselves?
It must have been done by the Ax Gang!
"Mr. Dican, you were invited by the Ax Gang, right?" Jiang Bao was going to talk nonsense to the other party first.
Sure enough, Di Can fired a few more sonic knives, paused, and talked to Jiang Bao: "You guessed right! The ax helped us a lot of money, let us take your life!"
"How much money does the ax help you with? I'll pay you in double, please let me go!" Jiang Bao accidentally uttered the Internet language from his previous life.
He didn't bring much money with him, but he always spoke big words.
"We are trustworthy, take people's money, and help people eliminate disasters!"
"Are you so sure that I am the one you want to kill? Are you not afraid of killing the wrong one?"
Di Can sneered: "Jiang Bao, the Ax Gang provided you with all of your itinerary for today, so we are waiting for you here. Unfortunately, you let us waste three hours! Originally, we were not going to wait for you, it is a member of the Ax Gang Tell me, you've got on the tram and are coming this way!"
Jiang Bao understood immediately, he had been drinking at Niu Qianjin's house for three hours, and the members of the Ax Gang were also watching outside for three hours.If he stayed at Niu's house tonight, the blind couple would have waited in vain.
He suddenly thought: "Ah Xing and Er Xi came back to the villa from here three hours ago, did they die?"
So he asked loudly, "Where are my brothers?"
"Oh, those wastes have already been captured by us, handed over to the Ax Gang, and taken away!"
Jiang Bao suddenly smiled wryly: "Those guys, tonight is going to suffer! Well, let the ax gang test you for me first, as long as you can survive, I will never treat you badly!"
During the conversation between the two, Di Can fired a few more sonic knives, then stopped playing the piano, and started singing with his voice.
"Erqu's liver and intestines are broken, the pear blossoms in the deep courtyard thank each other early, Wuma Luotang has been wandering for a long time, You Bitong drove you there, and when he went, he was full of red tears!"
Fortunately, his singing did not show lethality.
Jiang Bao thought to himself: "You guys just rely on that guqin to kill people, why don't I smash your qin to pieces first!"
Thinking of this, he stuck his head out of the slope again and aimed his gun at the broken Guqin.
"Wow!" Jiang Bao fired three shots in a row.
All three shots hit the guqin, and sawdust flew around for a while.
"Oh, senior brother, our piano is broken!" Di Can yelled heartbroken.
"It's okay, if it's broken, it can still be used to kill people!" A rough voice came out of the grass next to it, and pulled Di Can into the grass.
Tiancan finally came out, and Jiang Bao was determined.
Originally, what he was most worried about was where Tian Can was hiding, and a sudden attack would come to him.Now that it's all right, the brothers have revealed their whereabouts, so he doesn't have to worry about the future.
So, he shot three more shots at the grass where the Tiancan and Dican brothers were hiding.
"Huh huh!" After three shots, there was no movement in the grass.
"It's a pity, I didn't hit a single shot!" Jiang Bao knew that even if he got shot, the opponent would not be able to make a sound, at least he would have to groan.
The revolver can only hold six bullets. At this time, after six shots are fired, he needs to press the bullets.
Just when he took out the bullets from his pocket, two people suddenly stood out from the grass in the distance, they were Tian Can and Earth Can.
I saw them holding the broken guqin in their hands, and after straightening the strings vigorously, they both stroked the strings at the same time.
"噗噢噌..." The sound of the piano suddenly became harsh, and then the surrounding air suddenly tightened.
"Buzz!"
A sound wave, like an invisible fist, slammed heavily in Jiang Bao's direction.
Jiang Bao was pressing the bullet, unable to dodge in time, he simply punched him.
With a sound of "Boom", he was knocked out by a huge force, and the pistol and bullets came out of his hand.
Then, there were two more "buzzing", and two sound waves hit him.
He resisted the discomfort of vomiting blood, and hurriedly jumped to the distance.
"Tom tom!" The place where he was just now was hit by a sound wave, sending out smoke and dust.
"噗噢噐..." As Heaven and Earth continued to pluck the strings, the powerful sound waves shot towards him like daggers and javelins.
Jiang Bao put his left arm between his head and neck, and every sonic attack was blocked by the keel on his left arm.
However, even so, his shoulder was still dripping with blood.Because his left arm is too short, and the keel can only protect a small area, but the shoulder can't protect it.
"I can't be passively beaten like this, I want to get close to them and play a melee!"
Jiang Bao made up his mind and immediately speeded up, running in a snake shape with his feet, gradually approaching Tiancan and Dican.
"Boy, you dare to fight our brothers in close combat, well, I'll try your skills!" Tian Can's hearing is very sensitive, and of course, he is also very confident in the face of the young Jiang Bao.
"Okay, come on!" When Jiang Bao said this, he had already come in front of Tiancan, and with the help of his fast running, he punched Tiancan in the chest.
"Boy, don't look at my poor eyesight, but your skill is simply not enough!" Tian Can said, and also punched him with all his strength.
The moment the two fists met, Jiang Bao lightly relieved his strength and slipped away from Tiancan's fist just right, and his fist went straight to hit Dican's cheek.
In the "Kung Fu" movie, Bao Zugong has perfectly proved that Tai Chi can beat these two people.With Zhuyu in front, Jiang Bao naturally had to learn from others, and staged another successful case of Taijiquan.
"Ah!" Di Can's eyes couldn't see, he thought his senior brother would be able to handle Jiang Bao, but unexpectedly, his senior brother missed.
Caught off guard, Jiang Bao punched him on the cheek, and a dozen or so teeth on the right cheek flew out and scattered all over the ground.
"Brother Xi, why..." Di Can couldn't even speak clearly.
"Stop arguing, the two of us join hands to deal with him!" Tian Can shouted.
"Hmph, I'm afraid you don't join forces!" Jiang Bao sneered, and quickly inserted himself between the two blind men.
Brother, give it a chance!I have the idea of killing people all the time.As long as you set the starting price, I can kill hundreds of millions of them in minutes!
(End of this chapter)
"...I'm an earthly disabled!"
As soon as Di Can finished speaking, he stroked his right hand lightly, and a sound wave shot towards Jiang Bao.
Although the sound waves come and go without a trace, hurting people invisible, but Jiang Bao has known its power since he watched "Kung Fu". No matter whether there are sound waves coming or not, as long as the opponent's hand is stroking on the strings, he must be careful. .
He quickly shrank his head.
With a "crash", the sound wave was like a knife, cutting heavily on the slope beside him.
The sand and stones were scattered, and the loess caused smoke and dust, which affected Jiang Bao's sight.
He wanted to shoot, but his index finger hooked the trigger back slightly.
"Wow, wow, wow!" There were a few more sonic knives, all cutting where Jiang Bao's head had been stretched out before.
Jiang Bao kept silent. He knew that the other party couldn't keep playing like this.
He also didn't want to expose the gun prematurely, because he hadn't seen Tiancan yet.
According to his experience, Tiancan and Dican have always been focused on Meng and Meng, but now he only sees Dican. Maybe Tiancan is hiding somewhere, and he is going to attack him with a praying mantis catching cicadas, and the oriole is behind him. !
But how did they find themselves?
It must have been done by the Ax Gang!
"Mr. Dican, you were invited by the Ax Gang, right?" Jiang Bao was going to talk nonsense to the other party first.
Sure enough, Di Can fired a few more sonic knives, paused, and talked to Jiang Bao: "You guessed right! The ax helped us a lot of money, let us take your life!"
"How much money does the ax help you with? I'll pay you in double, please let me go!" Jiang Bao accidentally uttered the Internet language from his previous life.
He didn't bring much money with him, but he always spoke big words.
"We are trustworthy, take people's money, and help people eliminate disasters!"
"Are you so sure that I am the one you want to kill? Are you not afraid of killing the wrong one?"
Di Can sneered: "Jiang Bao, the Ax Gang provided you with all of your itinerary for today, so we are waiting for you here. Unfortunately, you let us waste three hours! Originally, we were not going to wait for you, it is a member of the Ax Gang Tell me, you've got on the tram and are coming this way!"
Jiang Bao understood immediately, he had been drinking at Niu Qianjin's house for three hours, and the members of the Ax Gang were also watching outside for three hours.If he stayed at Niu's house tonight, the blind couple would have waited in vain.
He suddenly thought: "Ah Xing and Er Xi came back to the villa from here three hours ago, did they die?"
So he asked loudly, "Where are my brothers?"
"Oh, those wastes have already been captured by us, handed over to the Ax Gang, and taken away!"
Jiang Bao suddenly smiled wryly: "Those guys, tonight is going to suffer! Well, let the ax gang test you for me first, as long as you can survive, I will never treat you badly!"
During the conversation between the two, Di Can fired a few more sonic knives, then stopped playing the piano, and started singing with his voice.
"Erqu's liver and intestines are broken, the pear blossoms in the deep courtyard thank each other early, Wuma Luotang has been wandering for a long time, You Bitong drove you there, and when he went, he was full of red tears!"
Fortunately, his singing did not show lethality.
Jiang Bao thought to himself: "You guys just rely on that guqin to kill people, why don't I smash your qin to pieces first!"
Thinking of this, he stuck his head out of the slope again and aimed his gun at the broken Guqin.
"Wow!" Jiang Bao fired three shots in a row.
All three shots hit the guqin, and sawdust flew around for a while.
"Oh, senior brother, our piano is broken!" Di Can yelled heartbroken.
"It's okay, if it's broken, it can still be used to kill people!" A rough voice came out of the grass next to it, and pulled Di Can into the grass.
Tiancan finally came out, and Jiang Bao was determined.
Originally, what he was most worried about was where Tian Can was hiding, and a sudden attack would come to him.Now that it's all right, the brothers have revealed their whereabouts, so he doesn't have to worry about the future.
So, he shot three more shots at the grass where the Tiancan and Dican brothers were hiding.
"Huh huh!" After three shots, there was no movement in the grass.
"It's a pity, I didn't hit a single shot!" Jiang Bao knew that even if he got shot, the opponent would not be able to make a sound, at least he would have to groan.
The revolver can only hold six bullets. At this time, after six shots are fired, he needs to press the bullets.
Just when he took out the bullets from his pocket, two people suddenly stood out from the grass in the distance, they were Tian Can and Earth Can.
I saw them holding the broken guqin in their hands, and after straightening the strings vigorously, they both stroked the strings at the same time.
"噗噢噌..." The sound of the piano suddenly became harsh, and then the surrounding air suddenly tightened.
"Buzz!"
A sound wave, like an invisible fist, slammed heavily in Jiang Bao's direction.
Jiang Bao was pressing the bullet, unable to dodge in time, he simply punched him.
With a sound of "Boom", he was knocked out by a huge force, and the pistol and bullets came out of his hand.
Then, there were two more "buzzing", and two sound waves hit him.
He resisted the discomfort of vomiting blood, and hurriedly jumped to the distance.
"Tom tom!" The place where he was just now was hit by a sound wave, sending out smoke and dust.
"噗噢噐..." As Heaven and Earth continued to pluck the strings, the powerful sound waves shot towards him like daggers and javelins.
Jiang Bao put his left arm between his head and neck, and every sonic attack was blocked by the keel on his left arm.
However, even so, his shoulder was still dripping with blood.Because his left arm is too short, and the keel can only protect a small area, but the shoulder can't protect it.
"I can't be passively beaten like this, I want to get close to them and play a melee!"
Jiang Bao made up his mind and immediately speeded up, running in a snake shape with his feet, gradually approaching Tiancan and Dican.
"Boy, you dare to fight our brothers in close combat, well, I'll try your skills!" Tian Can's hearing is very sensitive, and of course, he is also very confident in the face of the young Jiang Bao.
"Okay, come on!" When Jiang Bao said this, he had already come in front of Tiancan, and with the help of his fast running, he punched Tiancan in the chest.
"Boy, don't look at my poor eyesight, but your skill is simply not enough!" Tian Can said, and also punched him with all his strength.
The moment the two fists met, Jiang Bao lightly relieved his strength and slipped away from Tiancan's fist just right, and his fist went straight to hit Dican's cheek.
In the "Kung Fu" movie, Bao Zugong has perfectly proved that Tai Chi can beat these two people.With Zhuyu in front, Jiang Bao naturally had to learn from others, and staged another successful case of Taijiquan.
"Ah!" Di Can's eyes couldn't see, he thought his senior brother would be able to handle Jiang Bao, but unexpectedly, his senior brother missed.
Caught off guard, Jiang Bao punched him on the cheek, and a dozen or so teeth on the right cheek flew out and scattered all over the ground.
"Brother Xi, why..." Di Can couldn't even speak clearly.
"Stop arguing, the two of us join hands to deal with him!" Tian Can shouted.
"Hmph, I'm afraid you don't join forces!" Jiang Bao sneered, and quickly inserted himself between the two blind men.
Brother, give it a chance!I have the idea of killing people all the time.As long as you set the starting price, I can kill hundreds of millions of them in minutes!
(End of this chapter)
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