Start with the humble bridegroom

Chapter 1 The Running Donkey

[According to the suggestions of book friends in this book, if you feel that licking is poisonous, please start reading directly from Chapter 11 or Chapter 20. In fact, this paragraph is to lay a solid foundation for the relationship between the hero and the heroine. 】

[The new book has been opened, urban, welcome to point out, "Returning to [-]: My Golden Finger is the School Flower"]

The fluffy cushion under the buttocks must have been unstable, and Zhang Zhe felt like vomiting.

After all, he didn't survive the heavy drinking of his ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, six bottles of beer plus four taels of white, and at the end of the drink, half a bottle of dry red came.

It was agreed to drink with the other party, and the rest was arranged by the other party. Why did you arrange this kind of car?Shaking like a tractor.

When this kid stole his ex-girlfriend, his family was famously rich.How did the big dog family who claimed to be sitting on a [-]-acre orchard get into the situation of riding a tractor today?
A faint smell of cow dung from the countryside wafted from all around, Zhang Zhe subconsciously covered his nose.Did they really come to the country?
Zhang Zhe rubbed his eyes, his body was a little weak and uncontrollable, but he knew it very well in his heart.Could it be that this kid has some bad intentions for him?

However, even if this kid wants to target him, he should go to the guy who drives the Lexus, that is his first love and now the official boyfriend.

Arrange for him to be an extremely failed dick, as for?

Zhang Zhe was in a daze, but his mind was wandering about the common plot of suspense dramas. Could it be that this person has been doing that couple of dogs and men, and then found himself to take the blame?
Pooh!Good idea, sir, I have been spending the past two days in an Internet cafe, living under surveillance, so I am afraid that you will be framed?

Thinking of his pride, Zhang Zhe couldn't help but slapped the fluffy cushion under his butt.

A burst of rampant donkey braying suddenly sounded, and Zhang Zhe felt his body fall back suddenly, so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed the fluffy cushion to stabilize his figure.

The strong wind whistled in his ears, and the "tractor" instantly turned into a motorcycle, and he vaguely felt that he was being driven by something.

There were several exclamations behind him, as if someone was yelling "The donkey is startled".

The head-on wind refreshed Zhang Zhe's forehead a lot, and the alcohol dissipated a little. He finally opened his dead eyes, and at the same time, he realized that his situation was not good.

A happy donkey was happily driving him along the dirt road in the countryside.

"Wu Dacheng, you son of a bitch, how dare you bully your uncle!" Zhang Zhe was so utterly incapacitated by the donkey, he yelled at the kid's name loudly, hoping that the other party would rein in the precipice and end this boring "mischief".

Zhang Zhe desperately grabbed the donkey by the bit, trying to stop the donkey.But this stubborn donkey thought that Zhang Zhe was playing with it, so it ran more happily.

The donkey was running and almost ran into an old farmer who turned from the side road.

The old farmer jumped to the side in panic, moved very quickly, and cursed at the same time, but he was scolding Zhang Zhe.

"Okay, brother Xin, you are just going to get married, why are you so frivolous. Carefully broke the donkey at home!"

Zhang Zhe roared past this old farmer on a donkey with a dull expression on his face. What's going on?Do I know you?How come people are more contemptible than donkeys?

Also, this uncle has a bronze-colored upper body and a homemade dress around his lower body. This dress is too unrestrained.What frightened Zhang Zhe the most was that the uncle had a crooked bun tied on top of his head, half gray in color.

"Uncle~!" After the stubborn donkey led Zhang Zhe to run for more than ten meters, Zhang Zhe reacted abruptly, turned his head and shouted at the man, but with some crying, "What year is it now?"

The uncle was so angry that he jumped, pointed at Zhang Zhe's back and scolded: "Uncle, you big-headed ghost! I am your cousin who is not in the second server! People who are going to get married, why do you still like to talk nonsense so much? If today is not a good day for you, someone must break your dog legs!"

cousin?I believe you ghost!

Zhang Zhe squinted his face full of alcohol, looked back at the old man who was jumping, and felt cold in his heart: He is already in his 60s and [-]s, dare to pretend to be his cousin, the impostor surnamed Wu is probably not paid In place, even the lines are messed up.

But don't tell me, this drinking show made by Wu is really interesting, it is indeed more interesting than washing feet and singing K.

The donkey ran for a few miles, and then slowly stopped. It stopped by the side of the road and began to look for food in the wasteland by itself.Half-drunk and half-awake, Zhang Zhe ran along with the donkey. The feeling of running like lightning was very exciting.

He pointed at a wilderness while riding on a donkey, and shouted twice while dragging the script: "I really want to live another 500 years~~!"

The laughter of several women came from the mulberry forest on one side.

"Isn't this Brother Xin from Taowan! You're dressed in bright red, but you're getting married today?"

"Hey, I don't think he's married yet, and he's already half-drunk no matter how he looks at him."

"He married a young lady from a rich family, can you not get drunk?"

Zhang Zhe turned his head to look, and saw a few women in half-sleeved, ancient Canniang costumes pointing at him by the forest and making fun of him.

Well, these extras are not bad, although they look a bit shabby, but the makeup is in place.I'm afraid that the price of these suits is not one hundred yuan a day.

However, they said I got married today!Where did Wu play this?
Zhang Zhe looked at the bright red wedding dress on his body, frowned and rubbed his hands, half of his palms turned red, what kind of broken props, the color faded!

Well, it seems that Wu is the protagonist today, and my buddy is a supporting role, but how is the appearance fee calculated?It seems that this guy has never discussed it with his buddies.

Not long after, two men carrying simple sedan chairs chased after them out of breath.

"Lang Jun, Lang Jun! You run slowly, it's not time yet!" The middle-aged man carrying the bar behind the sedan chair shouted loudly.

Zhang Zhe watched him wiping away his sweat carefully, but the two red cheek marks on his face were still stained by sweat.Seeing that funny blush, Zhang Zhe suddenly laughed.Hey, this extra is not bad, at least one hundred and fifty days.

After laughing a few times, Zhang Zhe touched his face worriedly. The surname Wu didn't know what kind of makeup he arranged for himself.Thinking of the blush on the two bearers, he suddenly felt a chill down his back.

Um?He fumbled around his body and found his mobile phone in the sleeve pocket of his wedding dress.

The phone was out of battery, so he took a rough look at his makeup on the phone screen.Um!It's not bad, there is no shameful blush on my face, the makeup artist surnamed Wu found is very good, and he painted me much younger.

He didn't see the horrified expressions of the two bearers after seeing him take out the phone.

"Father," the young bearer in front of the beating whispered softly to the back, "What is the little man holding in his hand? Why have I never seen it before?"

"You know what a stick!" His father scolded him in a low voice, "Today is a good day for the family, so it's so strange that Zhang's price must be handed over to the bride! Besides, You bastard is not allowed to call you Xiaolangjun anymore, you can only be called Langjun!"

Zhang Xin hiccupped, pointed to the road ahead and asked the bearer, "Is our road the right way?"

"If you go back to Langjun, yes, we will arrive at Meng's house in a few miles," the middle-aged man looked at the sky and said with a smile, "It's almost time for Shen Shi, let's pick up Miss Meng's family and go back to Taowan It will definitely catch up with the good time of Wushi."

Zhang Zhe kept hiccupping, so he clamped the donkey with his legs and made the donkey move.After a while, the belching stopped naturally.

"Let's go! Send troops to Meng's house!" Zhang Zhe smiled drunkenly, "I want to see what kind of show Wu has arranged?"

The young man was surprised and turned his head to look at his father. It turned out that Mr. Xiao Lang knew clearly in his heart that the Wu family would definitely come to make trouble today!

[The first nine chapters tried the half-white and half-text style, which has changed since Chapter 10]

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