Start with the humble bridegroom

Chapter 3 The Cousin's Son
Green streets and tile alleys, cloth sheds and thatched houses, the population of the small town seems to be small, but the voices of people often come and go, it looks ordinary.

Before Zhang Zhe entered the town, he thought it might be a scenic spot in Hengdian.But after entering the town and seeing vegetable leaves and sewage pits everywhere, I suspected that the crew probably found a real ancient town for filming.

The town was not big, and Zhang Zhe couldn't recognize the way at all, but the donkey under his seat led him to a clearly more prosperous alley with precision.

Red silk was hung at the entrance of the alley, and red happy characters were pasted all the way into the alley.

Zhang Zhe shook his head, suppressing his drunkenness, and turned his head to look at the young man behind him in surprise: "This donkey can still know the way?" The implication is to praise the crew for their good preparation work!
The young man smiled: "Mr. Don't look too high on this beast. This beast is a drunkard. He likes to steal the lees from the Zheng family in the village. The fragrance of the wine from the Meng family's flowing water banquet can be smelled half a mile away. This animal must have followed the scent of wine."

This kind of line is really interesting!

Zhang Zhe rode a donkey into the alley, and sure enough, he saw a row of ten tables of banquets lined up in the depths of the alley from a distance.

The young man couldn't help swallowing his saliva: "Meng's family is really rich, and even the running water banquets for the neighbors have such a fragrance! But I don't know what kind of delicious dishes are the banquets in the inner courtyard?"

The donkey carried Zhang Zhe, who was drunk, all the way into the channel left in the middle of the running water mat. While walking, he couldn't help sniffing the dishes on the flowing water mat by the side of the road.

Fortunately, the young man carrying the sedan chair followed closely. Whenever the donkey tilted its head, he would kick the donkey's buttocks.

But the donkey couldn't walk a few steps and always wanted to turn his head to eat the food on the table, so he got kicked again.

The donkey was drooling as he walked, and the young man behind him kept kicking the donkey's butt, making the neighbors who were having a meal laugh so hard that they fell down.

Drunk Zhang Zhe saw that the "group performers" were all laughing, so he thought he was entering the plot.He hurriedly opened his drunken eyes, smiled and bowed his hands to the people on the side of the road.

Someone who knew him joked: "Why is Zhang Jia Erlang so drunk? Then he will know the door of the bridal chamber. If you want to help, just ask!"

Zhang Zhe sat on the donkey and searched for a long time without seeing the camera. He suddenly patted his head and said, "There must be a lot of high-definition cameras on this road. This director is slipping!"

The Jiuliu actor possessed his body instantly, and Zhang Zhe said loudly: "Where the heart goes, there must be fragrant grass! No need to worry about it, I just look for the most fragrant place, how can I go wrong?"

Hearing the words, the old men gave him a sip secretly, but some young people who had drunk all shouted loudly.

During the dinner, there was a butcher from the town. He was half-drunk and his face was slightly red. This man had always been at odds with the Wu family. When he saw Zhang Zhe passing by, he yelled loudly: "Zhang Erlang, be careful. Your father-in-law There is a vicious dog squatting at the door, don't let him bite you!"

As soon as the butcher finished speaking, a young servant in a green coat and a cap jumped out immediately.

"Cao Tu, don't talk nonsense! Which one is a vicious dog? You..." This person is the long follower of the young master of the Wu family, but before he finished speaking, Cao Tu gave him a vicious look, and was frightened for a while. Shut up.

"Have a dog!?" Zhang Zhe asked subconsciously. He has always been a dog lover, and immediately turned to the young man and said, "Let's go get some bones from the banquet to feed the dog. On such a good day, the dog will You can't treat me badly."

The whole alley burst into laughter.

At the door of Meng's house, there stood a man in a dark green straight gown, his face was already pale with anger.He picked up a whip wrapped in red cloth, pointed at Zhang Zhe who came riding a donkey and shouted: "The Zhang family's rascal, there is a difference between humans and animals, how dare you not tell them apart! People like pigs and dogs are only worthy of being with you!" Those pigs and dogs are going to care about it! Do you recognize a certain Wu family man?!"

Samurai?Zhang Zhe looked over subconsciously, huh?It's not Wu.The voice is so loud, but it is probably just a trick, the kind with few lines.

He belched casually, and he didn't listen to what this person said just now. He heard the words "compare with pigs and dogs", and replied casually: "Compare with pigs and dogs." What do you care about like a dog! If a pig dog bites you, will you bite it back?"

This is the basic skill of the keyboard warrior. If you are an online knight, you will only comment on a "LOW" word for this level of reply.But these neighbors have never heard such one-liners that can irritate people. They all slapped their legs and laughed, leaning forward and backward with joy.

Wu Yaodu's face became paler, and he pointed at Zhang Zhe with the red whip and reprimanded him: "You are also a person who has been educated, why are you spewing dung all over your mouth? It is extremely insulting to gentleness, hateful and hateful! What do you do?" Relying on it, An Dare asks to marry a cousin of a certain family, don't humiliate yourself, and retreat quickly!"

The laughter around fell silent for an instant, and everyone looked at Wu Yaodu in surprise. Is this the bridesmaid?This is the enemy!
Cao Tu immediately said: "Erlang, don't worry, your real brother-in-law just entered, this guy is a fake!"

But Zhang Zhe was not angry at all, but secretly happy.The plot conflict has begun!Isn't it up to Zhang to play freely?Wait until you have a good look at how you look in the camera.

Immediately, he became playful, frowned on purpose, and made an angry expression with the smell of alcohol: "Even a cousin is also a family. For the sake of you, no, you are the son of my wife's cousin, no He cares about as much as you, so get out of the way quickly!"

The "cousin's son" was a roundabout sentence, which amused the neighbors again.

Wu Yaodu stomped his feet angrily, and he shouted: "Whoever is in the same family as you, you are so talented, and your children and grandchildren dare to bark at will! You are really a street person!"

This supporting character's fighting power is too bad, and he opened the map cannon at will. Didn't you see that the surrounding actors are all dressed as "marketers"?Zhang Zhe sat on the donkey, looking down at the person in front of him with a little contempt.

Zhang Zhe stretched out four fingers in a leisurely manner, and read aloud word by word: "Biaojia's son, you don't need to recognize the four characters! You, you say that we are not a family," Zhang Zhe will represent the word "family". He retracted his finger, "You said again that you can't say the word er casually!" He pressed the finger representing the word "er" again.

At this time, the two fingers he was still standing upright represented the characters "Biao" and "Zi" respectively. He looked at these two fingers with some embarrassment, and hesitated: "It doesn't seem right to call your Excellency that way?"

Wu Yaodu almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

He has admired his cousin for a long time, and thinks he is talented and knowledgeable, but his aunt dislikes his wife who died three years ago, and always tells him the same thing about him and his cousin.Today he came here with hatred, and he must make this Zhang family's prodigal son make a big fool of himself!It would be best if he could get rid of this person in anger.

But Zhang Jia Erlang was not mad at him, but he was about to be mad at him.

Among the people around, Cao Tu, who had always been at odds with his Wu family, was the most hateful, he laughed viciously, fearing that no one would hear him, he kept yelling the remaining two words in Zhang Zhe's hand.

"Wan'er must be the wife of my Wu family, Zhang Xinzhi! Don't be delusional!"

Wu Yaodu was so indignant that he actually spoke out directly, completely ignoring whether it would damage the reputation of Miss Meng's family.The faces of the neighbors all became strange.

Could it be that Miss Meng's family really had an affair with this widower! ?She has a 16-year marriage contract with Zhang Jia Erlang.

"Wu Xiaode!" An old man stood up from a seat trembling with anger, pointed at Wu Yaodu and scolded, "Ru An dares to be such a gentle scum, you will kill this old man in anger!"

"Master Fan!" Wu Yaodu broke out in a cold sweat when he saw this person.This person is one of the masters of the academy, but for some reason he doesn't drink in the inner courtyard, and hangs out with these people from the market. Master Fan heard his heartfelt words, which may be a test of his integrity in the academy. It will cause great harm, and if you don't do it well, you will be dismissed by the academy.

The scientific name is ruined, which examiner will take him?

"I, I, I," Ren Wu Yaodu had a thousand mouths at this moment, but he couldn't get over it for a while.

With the sound of eager footsteps, Meng Chuansheng ran out in a hurry and snatched the whip from Wu Yaodu's hand.He cupped his hands vigorously at the people at the door and said: "Xiaode drank too much, so he came here to joke with a certain sister-in-law, everyone, don't blame, don't blame!"

"Brother-in-law, fast forward, the time has come." Meng Chuansheng helped Zhang Zhe off the donkey, but he didn't want to be sprayed with alcohol on his face, so he said angrily, "Why did you drink so much? There are seven more days left." Eight cups to drink, what should I do?"

(End of this chapter)