Chongzhen's open life

Chapter 2 Do you know how I have spent the past five years?
Years go by, vicissitudes of life.

Five years have passed in the blink of an eye, Zhu Youjian in these five years, oh!No!It's Zhu Youjian!

After falling into the darkness that day, when Zhu Youjian woke up again, he found that it was none other than the Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian whose name had the same pronunciation as the capital in history!

It took five years for Zhu Youjian to complete the transformation from a modern person to an ancient prince.

This is not to say that he is completely the same as the ancient people, but that he has fully adapted to this identity, so that he will not be out of tune with other people around him.

Five years is a long time, and Zhu Youjian has made a lot of preparations during these five years.

Five years is also very short, so short that only five years is not enough for Zhu Youjian.

but!
This day is finally coming!

As far as he knew, Zhu Youxiao, Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, collapsed and died in the Maode Hall of Qianqing Palace on August 22, the seventh year of Tianqi.

The next day, the Ministry of Rites received a decree from Empress Zhang Yi: "Emperor Nai Subing of Daxing was weak and overworked with other affairs. He suffered from seasonal illnesses and failed to heal from medicine. He died on August 22, the seventh year of Tianqi. The funeral ceremony was held together. Regarding the matter, the Ministry of Rites will discuss it with the Imperial Academy, judging from Hou Juyi."

And today is already August [-]th in the seventh year of the apocalypse. According to historical records, my short-lived emperor brother has two days left to live. By then, I will climb to the top, and the five-year preparations will begin one by one. implement!
At present, he already knows the general situation of the imperial court. Wei Zhongxian's eunuch party (or imperial party) is the dominant family, monopolizing the government and suppressing other parties.

Other parties are struggling to maintain under the suppression of the eunuch party, and they are already overwhelmed.

But this is only in the court, and among the people, under the smears of other parties, especially the Donglin Party, the reputation of Wei Zhongxian and his eunuch party can be described as notorious.

Most of the people think that the current government is corrupt and the court is in chaos, and it has been messed up by some hermaphrodites who have no descendants!
However, these things are just to discuss a few words when you are free, and then go back to work after the discussion is over. It is time to go home and go home. If you don’t do things, where will you get food?

The life of the common people is still good, at least a mouthful of rice is still something to eat, that is, when they are full, they are in the mood to talk about the government everywhere. Anyway, the Taizu said that the people can talk about the government. What are we afraid of?
To put it bluntly, I just eat and hold on!

In short, what happened in the imperial court is still far away from them, and it has nothing to do with them. The "chaos" of the imperial court only stops in the court hall. Except for those businessmen who have made a lot of money complaining, other ordinary people don't feel much at all. .

It's nothing more than when there are a few more nine-thousand-year-old shrines around, but it has nothing to do with them. They are all paid by the rich people in the village, and they just want to watch the excitement.

border.

In the past few years, there has been a debt of silver, but not much, and the money paid out is still enough for the big guys to support their families. They also fought the war of slavery with the Tartars. Although they couldn't win, they didn't suffer much. Zizi fought in Jinzhou, and Yuan Zongbing reported the victory, but everyone knew the actual situation, so there was no victory or defeat.

Afterwards, Yuan Zongbing resigned and returned to his hometown. I don't know what happened to him?It's not good to be an official. If it were me, I would be dependent on the post even if I was dependent. Wouldn't it be good to be an official?
I heard that things are not going well in North Korea recently. They are beaten by these barbarians, crying for their fathers and mothers, and always running to ask for help. These are the affairs of the big figures in the court, and have nothing to do with us small soldiers.

In short, it was so exhausting. In the eyes of everyone, these rebellious Jiannu were the same as the Tartars, and they were nothing more than robbers who beat Caogu.

At this moment, no one thinks that these barbarians have the ability to become the court's confidantes, even Jiannu himself thinks so, they just want to go south with the Tartars to grab enough living supplies for them to survive the winter every year That's all, about entering the Central Plains, I didn't even dare to think about it at that time!
At this time, the Ming Dynasty was a huge monster to them, so they could only grab something and run away when Ming Dynasty was not paying attention.

In short, at this time, the people and the border are still well maintained. It is not a prosperous age, but it is not very chaotic. Everyone can live, and not many people make troubles.

Wei Zhongxian is cruel and ruthless in attacking other parties in the court, and his methods are also despicable, but he still has some sense of proportion when dealing with civilians and border troops. It's more difficult.

In short, everything is in a good or bad situation, and everything is too late.

Zhu Youjian couldn't figure it out, how did this kind of opening be made into purgatory level by which Zhu Youjian in history?

This operation is no one else!
Thinking of this, Zhu Youjian walked back to the room, and suddenly called out in his heart: "System!"

Swish!
A blue light curtain appeared in front of his eyes without warning.

On the top of the light curtain is written "Civilization Evolution System" in simplified Chinese characters

The light curtain is divided into two parts, the upper part of the right half is written with tasks to be completed, the left half is written with two big characters of the mall, and there is a gray turntable pattern at the bottom of the middle.

On the pending task side, the first task is still pending.

Main task: "Ask the host to become the emperor and become the legal head of Ming Dynasty."

"Reward: primary genetic medicine.

Effect: Life span is extended by ten years, physical fitness is slightly enhanced, and immune to all known toxins before 2030. "

Status: (in progress)

The task bar has been stuck on the first task for five years, so it is nothing to Zhu Youjian.

Look at the right side again, the big red round button says the word mall, this is the exchange mall, there are many good things in it, but they all need one thing to exchange, be civilized!

It's a pity that he doesn't have this thing!

Since none of the main quests had been completed, and the civilization point function hadn't been turned on, he could only look at the things in the mall and drool.

Wiping the indisputable tears from the corners of his mouth, Zhu Youjian finally looked at the thing that looked like a turntable at the bottom. This is a lucky turntable, which can be used for free once a month. He has been relying on this thing for five years. You can't even imagine how he has spent the past five years!

Obviously the golden finger is right in front of you, but the only thing you can use is the big turntable once a month. The things you get may not be useful, so let me ask you what is the use of sanitary napkins if you give him a big man?

As soon as I gave it back, I gave 10 tons!
He still has to find a place to put it, and now this thing has made him the insole of the guards, let alone this thing is very popular!
Dry, breathable, no sweaty feet!

In short, the guards highly appreciate this kind of insole that looks like it is made of high-quality materials!

Even Jin Yiwei came to purchase. Who would have thought that the first bucket of gold earned by a dignified prince in ancient times was not earned by selling soap or perfume, but by selling sanitary napkins!

Finally... Finally, damn it, even the emperor brother heard the news and came to him to take a few hundred catties away. This thing was well received by everyone. Daming's best insoles!
But who can understand the feelings in his heart, if the future history books write:

"In the second year of Tomorrow, King Xin Zhu Youjian invented a magical insole. Later, some women found it extremely comfortable to wear under the body. Therefore, King Xin's insole officially became the gospel of women. Wang Hu Shu Bao became the first in the world. Sanitary napkin products.

Emperor Chongzhen is also known as the father of sanitary napkins! "

……

"Oh my God! Zhu Youjian almost collapsed at the thought of this scene! God! He actually became the father of sanitary napkins! His reputation! His reputation will be ruined!"

Thinking of that situation, Zhu Youjian shuddered, but now that the deal is done, and this method comes in so quickly and has no cost, he is really reluctant to let him stop like this.

In the end, Zhu Youjian had no choice but to go through the wind and the water, and the strong man would never return, for the future of the Ming Empire, and for the future of the two universes and humans!I, Zhu Youjian, will sell sanitary napkins with tears in my eyes!

When the heavens will entrust the people with great responsibilities, they must first suffer their minds and wills, labor their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skin, empty their bodies, and disturb their actions.

Today, I, Zhu Youjian, for the sake of racial justice, why not be the father of this tampon?
Future generations will understand me, right?
Right?

"Wow!!! Woooooo..."

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　After being suggested by many book friends, Piaoxue also asked the editor, and finally decided to delete the original Chapter 2.

　　Therefore, there is no Chapter 2 in this book, so I would like to explain it to you readers, please know it and convey it to each other!

　　Thank you!

　　
　
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