Chongzhen's open life

Chapter 23 Washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow!

After waiting for a long time, Wei Zhongxian didn't wait for Zhu Youjian's command to kill the password, but the smell became stronger and stronger, and as time passed, it seemed that the smell had become so thick that Wei Zhongxian could even vaguely smell it. I saw wisps of black air drifting over from Zhu Youjian.

As soon as the black mist came in front of him, he only needed to take a breath, hiss! ! ! !
How could he feel that he wished he didn't have a nose!

After holding back for a while, Wei Zhongxian felt that he couldn't take it any longer, and raised his head fiercely, just as he was about to say that he wanted to kill or die, but he suddenly discovered that all the maids and eunuchs who were serving here were actually All have been stunned!

And even if he passed out, his body still twitched, it felt like he couldn't bear the smell even after passing out!
"This... this... What the hell did your Majesty do? How could it smell so bad? If you put this smell in the pigsty, even the pigs can't stand it!"

Just when Wei Zhongxian was shocked, Zhu Youjian's extremely comfortable moan suddenly came from his ear.

"Ah! So comfortable! This feeling! Feel so refreshing!"

"Hmm! Wait a minute! This smell! Damn it! Vomit! Which guy is so courageous that he dares to put this kind of biochemical weapon in the Qianqing Palace! Vomit~ It's impossible to rebel! Vomit~"

As soon as Zhu Youjian woke up from the body transformation, he was instantly smoked by the stench that permeated his whole body, and he almost passed out from the smell on the spot!
In an instant, Zhu Youjian began to curse, but he vomited while cursing, which was extremely uncomfortable.

After venting the anger in his heart, Zhu Youjian turned his head and looked, oh!All the maids and eunuchs in the Qianqing Palace passed out. This scene is like a living biochemical experiment site, and the smell is poisonous gas!
Where the hell is this smell coming from?
Zhu Youjian looked around suspiciously, and when he turned his head, he immediately saw Wei Zhongxian with a sluggish face, and immediately said with joy: "Wei Banban, you didn't faint! Great, what's going on here Huh? Why did all these people faint in the blink of an eye, and where did the stench come from?"

As Zhu Youjian asked, he quickly moved towards Wei Zhongxian, and he was less than three steps away from Wei Zhongxian in the blink of an eye.

And when Zhu Youjian approached him until there were only three steps left, the sluggish Wei Zhongxian was finally awakened by the smell that became stronger because of Zhu Youjian's approach!

After recovering, seeing that Zhu Youjian was still approaching him, a look of panic appeared on his face, and he staggered and wanted to back away!

However, it was too late by this time, and he could only watch helplessly as Zhu Youjian exuded an unbearable stench all over his body, and pointed at Zhu Youjian with his black paws that had been covered with unknown dirt oozing from his body. My shoulders keep getting closer!near!Come closer!
"Don't! Don't! Don't!!!!"

In the end, this black, foul-smelling hand still grabbed Wei Zhongxian's shoulder!
Well! ! ! !vomit! ! ! !
At the moment when the dark claws on Wei Zhongxian's shoulders, due to the close distance, Wei Zhongxian, who could barely bear it, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he didn't care about the superiority and inferiority, and grabbed Zhu Youjian The hand holding his shoulder was thrown away, and then Zhu Youjian quickly stepped back more than ten steps with horror on his face, found a corner and began to vomit.

After vomiting, Wei Zhongxian simply rolled his eyes and passed out on the spot.

"Ah! This..."

Zhu Youjian was dumbfounded watching this scene.

I just touched him once, as for the reaction so big?

Zhu Youjian's gaze slowly shifted to the hand he stretched out.

etc!What is this dark thing?This is my hand?
Where are my slender, fair, baby-like slender jade hands with smooth and tender skin!What is this dark thing? ! ! !
vomit!It also stinks!Is this really my hand?
and many more!

At this moment, Zhu Youjian seemed to have discovered something, and quickly ran to the side, and found a bronze mirror in a corner to take a picture!
Hey!
Who is the black guy in the mirror?

It can't be me, can it? !

Absolutely!It can't be me!
We are pretty boys!It's definitely not the black brother in the mirror, who can't be found at night without turning on the lights!
What the hell happened to me?
Zhu Youjian was stunned, and after a while, he suddenly came back to his senses and asked the system.

"System! System! System! Come out, what's going on with me? Come out!"

Originally, Zhu Youjian's call was just to comfort himself, because in the past five years, the dog system had never said a word to him except for completing the main task today, so he thought the system was a fixed program and could not answer himself. if.

But what Zhu Youjian didn't expect was that the system actually answered his words.

"Ding! Please rest assured, the host, this is a normal phenomenon. This is because the genetic medicine has discharged some impurities in the host's body, even at the genetic level, so it has become what it is now.

To explain it in a familiar and easy-to-understand way, the host has experienced a lot of washing and cutting in martial arts novels. "

The system answered Zhu Youjian's doubts with its cold electronically synthesized voice.

After hearing the words, Zhu Youjian suddenly realized, yes, isn't his current appearance the same as the scriptures and cutting marrow written in the novel?

There is nothing surprising about that.

only……

Zhu Youjian looked around, and the court ladies and eunuchs and even Wei Zhongxian told him with their slightly twitching bodies even after fainting, how unacceptable this smell was.

It's just... this impurity is probably not much weaker than biochemical weapons, right?

Thinking of this, Zhu Youjian gave a wry smile, and then walked out of the hall.

With a creak, the door of the main hall was opened, and an unbearable stench also wafted out.

The two guards who were standing guard at the door were caught off guard and their faces turned purple!He looked at the open door with horror on his face!
Just like that, Zhu Youjian, who was covered in impurities and filth and was still emitting a stench, caught the eyes of the two guards!

Both guards stared wide-eyed, looked at Zhu Youjian in shock, and thought: "Hey! What is this dark thing?! Could this be the legendary Kunlun slave? But... I haven't heard of it." The Kunlun slave still emits such a stench!
Also, when did this thing go in!How do we not know! "

Just when the two guards were in doubt, Zhu Youjian coughed awkwardly and then said: "Uh...cough cough...uh...Who, it's me, hurry up and let me take a bath soon! "

After finishing speaking, Zhu Youjian couldn't stand the shocked and unbelievable face of the two guards after hearing his voice and recognizing him, and slammed the palace door shut again!

"This... this is His Majesty!!!"

The two guards looked at each other in disbelief, but then quickly lowered their heads.

The guards should be less curious about the matter of these important figures, otherwise they might die without knowing how they died, so they should hurry up and let someone prepare a bath for His Majesty. Seeing His Majesty's appearance...it should be urgent!
Hehe...Zhu Youjian is not only in a hurry, he is very!Very!Very urgent!
After the guard outside the door informed that the pool for bathing was ready, Zhu Youjian opened the door without saying a word and rushed towards the bathing place, leaving only a gust of foul-smelling wind in the air. Continuously drifting slowly...

ps. Today's New Year's Eve, I would like to wish everyone a happy New Year. I wish you all a good health and delicious food in the coming year!
The financial resources of work are abundant, and you will get promoted and make a fortune.

Quick to learn, academic progress.

If you don’t have a date, I wish you often encounter the Shura field in the new year, and a lot of opposite sexes will be jealous of you!
Those who have a partner... that's fine, I'm single, I'm a little bit stuck, as long as you're healthy and powerful.

All in all, happy new year to everyone!
2021!Let us set sail again and head higher!stronger!better!keep going!go ahead!Go ahead!

In addition, today I am lazy and have cancer, and I have no code words, but don’t worry, we have saved manuscripts, so I will update three chapters for everyone, which is the heart of the New Year.

　Ask for collection!Ask for a recommendation ticket!Ask for investment!
　　


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