Chongzhen's open life

Chapter 58 Decoy
Looking at Wei Zhongxian who was crying in front of him with snot and tears streaming down his face, Zhu Youjian helped his forehead helplessly, waved his hands and said with a headache, "Enough! When did I say that Wei Liangqing would be an eunuch?"

Wei Zhongxian, who was crying at first, was taken aback when he heard the words, and then stopped crying, but it may be that he cried too hard before, so he couldn't fully recover for a while, and he was still twitching.

"Your Majesty! You... uh... didn't you say... let Liangqing enter the palace? Isn't this entering the palace... castration?" Wei Zhongxian asked, sobbing.

Zhu Youjian rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Whoever told you that entering the palace means castration, won't you arrange him in your Dongchang fanzi?"

"But...but aren't those fans also eunuchs?" Wei Zhongxian said aggrievedly.

The corner of Zhu Youjian's mouth twitched, and then he said: "Isn't there still someone seconded by Jin Yiwei? You can go to Tian Ergeng when the time comes, give Wei Liangqing a position in Jin Yiwei, and then second him to you. gone?"

"Oh, I understand." Wei Zhongxian nodded.

But then he was puzzled and said: "Your Majesty, why did you suddenly think of letting some kid into the East Factory?"

Zhu Youjian narrowed his eyes, remembered the report he had seen, and said immediately: "Your nephew is a talent, and your Dongchang needs this kind of talent!"

"Ah? He's a talent, why doesn't this servant know that he still has this ability?" Wei Zhongxian asked with a look of surprise.

Why doesn't he know that his nephew is a talent, isn't this just a mess waiting to die?

Zhu Youjian shook his head: "I just said lightly: "He is timid and knows his own weight. People, it is important to have self-knowledge!

This is where he is so talented! "

Wei Zhongxian was stunned!

What the hell?Since when is timidity a skill?what's the situation?
But he didn't dare to ask too much, since His Majesty has already said so, so why not just do it himself, it's useless to talk more.

Immediately Wei Zhongxian responded respectfully.

Zhu Youjian nodded, then waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's okay, you can go back."

"……Yes!"

Wei Zhongxian responded and prepared to leave.

However, Zhu Youjian suddenly stopped him at this time.

"……and many more!"

Wei Zhongxian paused as he was leaving, and looked back.

Zhu Youjian turned his back, picked up a piece of pastry from the food on the stone table at the side, broke off a corner from the pastry, twisted it into pieces and threw it into the pool.

After a while, fishes kept coming up and began to fight for it.

Until then, Zhu Youjian suddenly said: "Wei Banban, do you know that this fish can't let them eat too much, if they are full, my bait will be useless, and I won't be able to enjoy it." The fun of watching fish with bait is over.

The only way to keep them half-fed is to keep them scrambling to show me when I cast bait.

I am happy to see it, just like now..."

Speaking of which, Zhu Youjian broke off a large piece of bait, twisted it into powder and threw it down. For a while, the fish school in the water became even crazier, and fish jumped out of the water and began to fight for it.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Youjian laughed lightly.

And at this moment, a big-headed fish seemed to be unwilling to eat only the little bait in the water, jumped up two or three feet high, and jumped towards Zhu Youjian's hand!

It seemed to want to eat a large piece of pastry left in Zhu Youjian's hand, but in the end it couldn't eat it due to height problems and fell back into the water.

Seeing this leaping fish, Zhu Youjian said slowly: "If I am happy to see it, I will give them more food, but if someone is greedy, he will get more when I don't want to give it to you." many……"

Speaking of this, Zhu Youjian's face gradually darkened.

Picking up the fishing rod at the side, and pulling hard in his hand, the golden fishing rod made a whistling sound under Zhu Youjian's strength, and it hit the big-headed fish that leaped up just now with incomparable precision!
boom!Whoa!

The big-headed fish was pulled by the fishing rod, and immediately sank to the bottom of the water, causing a splash of water!
Not long after, a fish corpse slowly floated up...

Looking at the floating fish corpse, Zhu Youjian said coldly with no expression on his face: "I will kill it (him) at once!
Because, I will never allow anyone to do this!
What I give you is yours!You can't take what I don't give you!

Take it!Pay it with your life!

Wei Banban, do you think it's right for me to do this?Um? "

Wei Zhongxian lowered his head, trembling uncontrollably, drops of bean-sized sweat kept dripping from his forehead. In just a short while, the sweat dripped from him formed a small puddle on the ground beneath him. .

"Your Majesty...your majesty...what you said...is...very...very good!"

Wei Zhongxian's face was pale, without a trace of blood, and he replied in a trembling and stammering voice.

"Hehe... It seems that Wei Banban also agrees with my method.

Yes, Not Bad!
Presumably Wei Banban is also a person who knows how to advance and retreat, and has self-knowledge on weekdays, right? "

Zhu Youjian turned his back to Wei Zhongxian, looked at the fish in the water and nodded slightly, then asked in a flat tone.

Wei Zhongxian knocked his head on the ground with a bang, and then said loudly, "Your Majesty is wise!"

"Hehe... Shengming? Maybe...

Well, you go back.After all, you have a lot of things to do, Dongchang has a lot of responsibilities!
oh!By the way, Wei Banban, you know that, right?

In this world, only those who have self-knowledge can live for a long time. This has always been the case, isn't it?

Ha ha……"

Zhu Youjian laughed at himself at first, then said something confusing as if unintentionally, and finally said the above words as if asking, but also seemed to say the above words with certainty.

Wei Zhongxian just kowtowed his head three more times, then straightened up trembling all over, and was supported by two young eunuchs to leave here with a dazed expression.

"Ah!"

Without turning his head, Zhu Youjian sneered suddenly, then crushed all the cakes in his hand, and then threw them into the pool, attracting many fish that had been hiding in the water and hadn't come out all this time. Heads popped out, and some of them have grown to a length of more than half a meter!
This length is already the largest among the small ornamental fish raised in the entire pool here, and it is unknown how long it has been hidden in this pool.

Logically speaking, a fish of this size should have been salvaged by the palace people long ago and disposed of. I didn't expect that it would be attracted by the cake that was thrown out suddenly today.

Looking at the big fish that were drawn out, Zhu Youjian smiled happily.

"Come here! Get all these big fish for me, they've grown so big and fat, why keep them? Wait for the Chinese New Year?
Today I'm going to have a whole fish feast!remember!Steamed, fried, boiled, stewed, fried!
None of them can be missed! "

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

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