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Chapter 73 Pink Meow Meow Hammer
Chapter 73 Pink Meow Meow Hammer
Through the unknown shortcut inside the World Tree that includes the Nine Realms.
Arriving at Jotunheim, the kingdom of ice, the hometown of frost giants, the chest of the Destroyer armor was opened, revealing Loki's face and half of his body.
The cold and dark place is completely incomparable with Asgard, where he grew up in a fairyland like birds and flowers, but he was indeed born here.
His expression darkened.
"Little prince of Asgard, do you dare to appear in front of me again?"
In the cold darkness, getting up and stepping off the broken throne, Lau Fei, the Frost King, had sharp eyes.
"Wearing your father's battle armor, come to avenge the last time you ran away?"
A tall frost giant walked out of the surrounding darkness, with ice-making weapons in his hands, staring at him with a bad expression, and the surrounding atmosphere froze.
The last time Thor and Loki came to Jotunheim to make a fuss and killed many of them. Just when they were under siege, Odin appeared and rescued them.
"Father?"
After reading a sentence mockingly, Loki spread his palms, and under the magic, the fetish of the Frost Giants appeared, a square object emitting blue light, with fine carvings and handles for grasping.
"The ancient winter coffin, how can you safely hold my clan's fetish?"
Seeing the fetish that the ethnic group had taken away for a long time, Lau Fei shouted in shock and bewilderment.
The ancient winter coffin is a treasure handed down by the ancestors of the frost giants. Among the nine worlds, only the frost giants can hold it without harm.
Whoosh!
The cold wind swept across, and the terrifying frosty air emanating from the ancient winter coffin hit his face, and he was frozen into a lump of ice.
"More than 1000 years ago, you wanted to conquer the atrium and turn it into your ice and snow territory, but Odin led Asgard to repel it."
Passing by his frozen biological father Lao Fei without saying a word, he boarded the throne and sat down. Loki showed the royal blood of the Frost Giant, with scarlet eyes, blue skin with dense patterns, and his majestic voice echoed in the hall.
"More than 1000 years later, I, Loki, will take you to complete what your waste ancestors did not complete!"
"Submit or die!"
He scanned the hall.
With the royal blood of the Frost Giants and holding the ancient winter coffin in his hand, none of the Frost Giants dared to resist him. They all looked at each other and knelt down and surrendered.
"Follow your will, Lord of Frost."
Loki collected all the troops and immediately chose to march to the earth.
……
In the base, although Thor has regained his invulnerability, his strength is still in the range of ordinary people, and it is difficult to face a group of armed agents.
In particular, there is Hawkeye, who guards the base, blowing him flying around with his explosive arrows, in a panic.
Thor was angry but hard to approach. He had never been so humiliated.
"A person who can't hit bullets but can emit laser light with his fingers?"
Fortunately, in the middle of the shot, Hawkeye, who was talking to the headset, looked at the bow in his hand and felt that the world was becoming less friendly to archers with cold weapons like him. He yelled at Thor from a distance with a joking smile, turned and retreated.
"Viking, see you next time."
Thor is tall, disheveled, swaying, like a fierce warrior, reminiscent of the ancient Vikings.
In fact, Thor does indeed belong to the Vikings, but they belong to the Viking mythology.
"hateful!"
Getting up from the ground, the disheveled and ragged Thor said angrily, "Suppress me with weapons, if it wasn't for Mjolnir..."
Having said that, he suddenly threw everything else behind him.
"Mjolnir, here I come!"
Regardless of the evacuation of other people from the base, Thor tore off the special film to prevent radiation, shouted excitedly, and ran to his beloved hammer.
But when he saw the first sight, he froze immediately, his eyes widened in disbelief, and his body shook violently.
"Do not!……"
"Mjolnir, what's wrong with you? Who did all this to you!"
Like seeing his girlfriend's boyfriend in a car accident, he rushed forward with tears in his eyes.
The bottom of the crater.
He could sense that in front of him was Mjolnir who was still very familiar to him and who accompanied him to conquer the Nine Realms.
But Thor couldn't recognize its appearance at all.
In the center of the crater, the pink hammer of the girl's heart is highlighted with the cute pattern of Hello Kitty, which is vivid.
Those who knew it thought it was Mjolnir, Thor's weapon, but those who didn't know it probably thought it was some little princess's pink toy.
"No, who is it?!"
Angrily grabbing the dirt on the ground, he knelt on the ground and looked up to the sky, shouting and questioning in grief and indignation.
"Who treated you so cruelly?!"
"Oh, so cute..."
The four of Ron walked in. Jane looked at the hammer, her eyes were bright, and she covered her mouth and let out a low exclamation.
Every woman has a girlish side, even she who likes to study celestial bodies is no exception.
"Hello Kitty?
Hello Kitty is my favorite!
Daisy, who saw the hammer screaming excitedly, had a strange expression and said to the sad and crying Thor: "This is your Mjolnir?"
"Also said it wasn't the Meow Meow Hammer."
It's not a meow hammer, why does it look like a meow.
Still pink.
"As expected of an artifact of Megatron Nine Realms, no one would want to face it."
Touching his chin, Ron chuckled playfully.
"After all, who would want to be defeated by the hammer of Pink Meow Meow, with meow patterns all over her face.
No matter how powerful a warrior is, he can't bear this kind of humiliation. "
Those who are defeated by such a hammer will probably bear its mental damage for the rest of their lives.
"Is this really something from outside the sky?"
The corner of Selvig's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help wondering, after all, the pattern on it was too familiar, and meteorites are not usually gray and dark, what's the matter with this bright pink like a girl's toy?
Listening to your words and my words, every word poked in Thor's heart, and he burst into tears.
"No, Mjolnir."
"It doesn't matter, Thor will lift you up immediately, and summon thunder and lightning to melt all the scrap copper and iron on your body."
He stood up and looked at several people with serious expressions.
"All of you are optimistic, the real Thor's Hammer Mjolnir looks like this...!"
Shouting that he was about to raise the hammer habitually with one arm, but one of them used too much force and staggered himself.
"how come?!"
Thor was so shocked and sad that he tried again and again the Thor's Hammer, which was readily available in the past, but it was as heavy as a mountain and unshakable, and he ignored him at all.
"Couldn't the father be joking, really deprived me of my divine power, didn't give me a chance, and wanted me to be a mortal forever."
After trying several times, he couldn't lift it even with all his strength. He looked at his hands in disbelief.
"Father..."
The Thunder God who once conquered the Nine Realms was so powerless, he knelt down with a face ashen, as if life was meaningless.
"Don't do that.
It's not that I can't lift a hammer. "
Daisy shrugged, unable to understand Thor's brain circuit.
Nice muscular guy, but a lunatic.
Suddenly, boom!
The earth shook violently.
"Could it be another meteorite?"
Like an earthquake, things around shake, Jian panicked.
(End of this chapter)
Through the unknown shortcut inside the World Tree that includes the Nine Realms.
Arriving at Jotunheim, the kingdom of ice, the hometown of frost giants, the chest of the Destroyer armor was opened, revealing Loki's face and half of his body.
The cold and dark place is completely incomparable with Asgard, where he grew up in a fairyland like birds and flowers, but he was indeed born here.
His expression darkened.
"Little prince of Asgard, do you dare to appear in front of me again?"
In the cold darkness, getting up and stepping off the broken throne, Lau Fei, the Frost King, had sharp eyes.
"Wearing your father's battle armor, come to avenge the last time you ran away?"
A tall frost giant walked out of the surrounding darkness, with ice-making weapons in his hands, staring at him with a bad expression, and the surrounding atmosphere froze.
The last time Thor and Loki came to Jotunheim to make a fuss and killed many of them. Just when they were under siege, Odin appeared and rescued them.
"Father?"
After reading a sentence mockingly, Loki spread his palms, and under the magic, the fetish of the Frost Giants appeared, a square object emitting blue light, with fine carvings and handles for grasping.
"The ancient winter coffin, how can you safely hold my clan's fetish?"
Seeing the fetish that the ethnic group had taken away for a long time, Lau Fei shouted in shock and bewilderment.
The ancient winter coffin is a treasure handed down by the ancestors of the frost giants. Among the nine worlds, only the frost giants can hold it without harm.
Whoosh!
The cold wind swept across, and the terrifying frosty air emanating from the ancient winter coffin hit his face, and he was frozen into a lump of ice.
"More than 1000 years ago, you wanted to conquer the atrium and turn it into your ice and snow territory, but Odin led Asgard to repel it."
Passing by his frozen biological father Lao Fei without saying a word, he boarded the throne and sat down. Loki showed the royal blood of the Frost Giant, with scarlet eyes, blue skin with dense patterns, and his majestic voice echoed in the hall.
"More than 1000 years later, I, Loki, will take you to complete what your waste ancestors did not complete!"
"Submit or die!"
He scanned the hall.
With the royal blood of the Frost Giants and holding the ancient winter coffin in his hand, none of the Frost Giants dared to resist him. They all looked at each other and knelt down and surrendered.
"Follow your will, Lord of Frost."
Loki collected all the troops and immediately chose to march to the earth.
……
In the base, although Thor has regained his invulnerability, his strength is still in the range of ordinary people, and it is difficult to face a group of armed agents.
In particular, there is Hawkeye, who guards the base, blowing him flying around with his explosive arrows, in a panic.
Thor was angry but hard to approach. He had never been so humiliated.
"A person who can't hit bullets but can emit laser light with his fingers?"
Fortunately, in the middle of the shot, Hawkeye, who was talking to the headset, looked at the bow in his hand and felt that the world was becoming less friendly to archers with cold weapons like him. He yelled at Thor from a distance with a joking smile, turned and retreated.
"Viking, see you next time."
Thor is tall, disheveled, swaying, like a fierce warrior, reminiscent of the ancient Vikings.
In fact, Thor does indeed belong to the Vikings, but they belong to the Viking mythology.
"hateful!"
Getting up from the ground, the disheveled and ragged Thor said angrily, "Suppress me with weapons, if it wasn't for Mjolnir..."
Having said that, he suddenly threw everything else behind him.
"Mjolnir, here I come!"
Regardless of the evacuation of other people from the base, Thor tore off the special film to prevent radiation, shouted excitedly, and ran to his beloved hammer.
But when he saw the first sight, he froze immediately, his eyes widened in disbelief, and his body shook violently.
"Do not!……"
"Mjolnir, what's wrong with you? Who did all this to you!"
Like seeing his girlfriend's boyfriend in a car accident, he rushed forward with tears in his eyes.
The bottom of the crater.
He could sense that in front of him was Mjolnir who was still very familiar to him and who accompanied him to conquer the Nine Realms.
But Thor couldn't recognize its appearance at all.
In the center of the crater, the pink hammer of the girl's heart is highlighted with the cute pattern of Hello Kitty, which is vivid.
Those who knew it thought it was Mjolnir, Thor's weapon, but those who didn't know it probably thought it was some little princess's pink toy.
"No, who is it?!"
Angrily grabbing the dirt on the ground, he knelt on the ground and looked up to the sky, shouting and questioning in grief and indignation.
"Who treated you so cruelly?!"
"Oh, so cute..."
The four of Ron walked in. Jane looked at the hammer, her eyes were bright, and she covered her mouth and let out a low exclamation.
Every woman has a girlish side, even she who likes to study celestial bodies is no exception.
"Hello Kitty?
Hello Kitty is my favorite!
Daisy, who saw the hammer screaming excitedly, had a strange expression and said to the sad and crying Thor: "This is your Mjolnir?"
"Also said it wasn't the Meow Meow Hammer."
It's not a meow hammer, why does it look like a meow.
Still pink.
"As expected of an artifact of Megatron Nine Realms, no one would want to face it."
Touching his chin, Ron chuckled playfully.
"After all, who would want to be defeated by the hammer of Pink Meow Meow, with meow patterns all over her face.
No matter how powerful a warrior is, he can't bear this kind of humiliation. "
Those who are defeated by such a hammer will probably bear its mental damage for the rest of their lives.
"Is this really something from outside the sky?"
The corner of Selvig's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help wondering, after all, the pattern on it was too familiar, and meteorites are not usually gray and dark, what's the matter with this bright pink like a girl's toy?
Listening to your words and my words, every word poked in Thor's heart, and he burst into tears.
"No, Mjolnir."
"It doesn't matter, Thor will lift you up immediately, and summon thunder and lightning to melt all the scrap copper and iron on your body."
He stood up and looked at several people with serious expressions.
"All of you are optimistic, the real Thor's Hammer Mjolnir looks like this...!"
Shouting that he was about to raise the hammer habitually with one arm, but one of them used too much force and staggered himself.
"how come?!"
Thor was so shocked and sad that he tried again and again the Thor's Hammer, which was readily available in the past, but it was as heavy as a mountain and unshakable, and he ignored him at all.
"Couldn't the father be joking, really deprived me of my divine power, didn't give me a chance, and wanted me to be a mortal forever."
After trying several times, he couldn't lift it even with all his strength. He looked at his hands in disbelief.
"Father..."
The Thunder God who once conquered the Nine Realms was so powerless, he knelt down with a face ashen, as if life was meaningless.
"Don't do that.
It's not that I can't lift a hammer. "
Daisy shrugged, unable to understand Thor's brain circuit.
Nice muscular guy, but a lunatic.
Suddenly, boom!
The earth shook violently.
"Could it be another meteorite?"
Like an earthquake, things around shake, Jian panicked.
(End of this chapter)
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