Something's wrong with my roommate

Chapter 126 Honoring Chinese People with Hair (5000 words)
In a building on the side of the road, the sun shines into the room through the glass, bringing continuous high temperature.

Although the fan was whirling and whirling, Hiroshi Takagu, who was only wearing a vest, was still sweating profusely, and his whole body was unbearably hot.

He conveniently picked up a bottle of mineral water from the side, raised his head and poured down half of the bottle, only to slightly replenish the lost water.

Originally, he was supposed to sit in a cool hotel and learn English with a beautiful blonde girl, but an urgent mission from the headquarters dragged him to this hot place, preparing to capture a high school student who had awakened his chameleon ability.

The high school student is not the point, the point is something he bought from the internet.

The high school student's home has been searched several times inside and out, and now waiting for the high school student to come back, in order to maintain the best surveillance location, he has to hide in this small room without air conditioning.

Originally, Hiroshi Takatani was the head of the Action Section [-], so he didn't need to suffer this kind of crime, but the newly appointed head of the countermeasures department is a strong person who can't shake his eyes, and has replaced several lazy middle-level cadres .

Although Boshi Takagu didn't like this job very much, he didn't want to be unemployed in middle age, so he could only go to the front line to endure hardships with the soldiers.

In the room besides him, there were several other members of Action Class [-]. The heat wave made everyone listless.

Masahide Ono, Hiroshi Takagu's favorite, is still happily chatting with another team member.

"Now the monthly salary is not enough to spend. My girlfriend has mentioned to me many times that I want to go to Hawaii for vacation."

The team member looked at Hiroshi Takagu's back and said enviously, "The section chief's salary is more than three times that of ours, that's great."

"Are you envious of the headmaster's salary?"

Masahide Ono quietly leaned into the ears of the team members: "The section chief's salary is exchanged for his hair, and his hairstyle is already Mediterranean."

Hiroshi Takagu, who was unwilling to take off his wig even though he was sweating profusely: "..."

He turned his head and gave Ono Masahide a cold look, and suddenly asked: "Ono, you are familiar with the Thirty-Six Strategies. Let me ask you, Jin San was about to rape a woman, but he gave up because the other party was too ugly. When he was about to leave, Being raped by a woman, what is this called?"

Masahide Ono trembled all over. Every time the section chief asked him the thirty-six time, it meant that his unlucky moment was approaching.

But under the threatening eyes of the head of the section, he still bite the bullet and replied: "Could it be an anti-traitor trick?"

"you are right."

Boss Gao Gu praised, and then ordered: "When you go back, write a report to me that you are not allowed to chat during working hours. It needs a million words."

"Yes!"

Ono Masahide replied with a sad face, the last report of [-] words, he worked overtime for more than a month, and he just finished writing it two days ago.

"Senior!"

At this moment, the team member standing by the window monitoring the intersection said, "The target has appeared, but there is another person beside him."

Boshi Gao Gu didn't care about bullying his favorite general, he hurried to the window and picked up the binoculars to watch, suddenly startled: "What are they doing? Why are they joking around in the street?"

In the field of vision, the high school student named Hamano Shouruo was pulling each other with a thin and beautiful boy.

Masahide Ono also came over and picked up the binoculars to watch: "Could it be that they are breaking up."

Hiroshi Gao Gu patted him hard on the head: "Have you ever seen two men break up?"

"I've seen it."

Masahide Ono covered her head and said aggrievedly, "That's how I broke up with my boyfriend."

Hiroshi Takagu: "..."

For the rest of the team members, Qi Qi distanced himself from Masahide Ono.

Hiroshi Takagu wiped his hands quietly, and asked another team member, "Has Captain Yusi come?"

"still on the way."

"Then don't wait, we can complete the task without her, Xiao Ye, since you have experience, you go first."

"what?"

……

Xu Cheng and Hamano Shoulang were walking on the road.

Along the way, listening to Hamano Shoulang's complaints, Xu Cheng probably knew what that piece of Gouyu was.

Although it can make a wish and bring special abilities to the holder, it will realize the holder's wish in a distorted way.

For example, Hisano Hamano, his wish is to see Asuka Nagumo every day and spend his whole life with her.

In the end, Gouyu turned him into a stalking idiot and gave him the ability of a chameleon.

Hamano Toshiro knew that it was wrong to follow Nagumo Asuka, but he couldn't help but want to do it, the more he couldn't see the other party, the more uncomfortable he was, his body completely controlled his mind.

And according to Hamano Shouyou, during the two weeks of following Nagumo Asuka, he had the idea of ​​kidnapping Nagumo Asuka more than once and imprisoning him.

If he really did this, it would be equivalent to Gouyu fulfilling his wish—stalking means being able to see her every day, and imprisoning her means spending a lifetime together.

The curve saved the country belongs to yes.

Hamano Shoulang also realized that there was a problem with Gouyu, and discarded Gouyu more than once.

But this thing is like a ghost, every time it is lost, it will always return to his home, unless it can be gifted or sold to the next person like the previous owner, in order to get rid of the entanglement.

Hamano Shoulan didn't dare to give it to others, lest he be found out that he is an idiot, so he could only sell it on the Internet, and even planned to make a fortune.

However, there are not many fools like him, and there is no movement after hanging up for a long time.

Now being coerced by Xu Cheng, Hamano Shoulang no longer has to worry about how to deal with this piece of jade.

However, when he relaxed, Xu Cheng couldn't relax.

Why is this Gouyu a big problem when you hear it? It's like a cursed thing that came out of some ghost movie, and it can't be thrown away.

Seeing Hamano Shoutao's face about to get rid of the curse, Xu Cheng began to wonder if he had been tricked.

He immediately dismissed the idea of ​​going to see Gouyu with Hamano Shoulang, it was just curiosity and there was no need to ask for trouble.

That evil Gouyu sounds like a coquettish slut, what if he sees that he is handsome, so he can pester him?
"Hamano, I suddenly remembered that the gas at home has not been turned off yet. Gouyu will be given to me next time. I will go home first."

Xu Cheng left a word to Hamano Shoulang, turned around and wanted to leave.

"do not!"

It was not easy for Hamano Shoulang to find a takeover who was willing to take over, he was a kind person, how could he let him go.

He quickly grabbed Xu Cheng's hand: "Xinghai, this place is less than a hundred meters away from my house, come home with me and have a look, I can give you Gouyu right away."

Xu Cheng waved his hands again and again: "It's too late, if I don't go back, my gas tank will explode."

"You can make a wish to Gouyu so that the gas tank will not explode."

"Why don't I make a wish to Gouyu to make your ass explode?"

"Don't, Qiuqiu, take it away, or I really won't be able to sleep at night."

"Let me go, what kind of situation are two big men fighting on the street?"

The two pulled each other, and when they turned a crossroad, Xu Cheng was startled suddenly, and suddenly turned his head to look at the upstairs window on the opposite side of the road.

Although it was far away, he could still see clearly. There were two people in the window, looking through binoculars.

Hiroshi Takagu, who was observing Xu Cheng, was also a little surprised, and exchanged a glance with Masahide Ono, who stayed behind with a stern face.

"This guy is a villain at first glance."

Boshi Gaogu immediately picked up the intercom and ordered: "Do it, let's catch it together!"

A dozen or so passers-by who were walking normally on the street suddenly changed direction, turned around and walked towards Xu Cheng and Hamano Shoulang, forming a rapidly shrinking encirclement circle in a blink of an eye.

At the same time, they reached into their carry-on briefcases or their backs, apparently drawing their guns.

Hamano Shoulang hadn't realized that he was surrounded, and was still pulling Xu Cheng to prevent him from leaving.

Xu Cheng asked calmly, "Have you offended anyone?"

"Ah, no!"

Hamano Shoulang was stunned for a moment before he noticed the people who were approaching quickly around him.

"Don't move!" "Don't move!" "Hands up!"

After getting within five meters, the team members of the first action class took out pistols from their bodies and aimed at the two of them, sternly yelling from their mouths.

Xu Cheng was still guessing the identities of these people, but Hamano Shoto was frightened, thinking that his stalking of Nagumo Asuka had been exposed, and the police finally came to the door.

Under so many gunpoints, Hamano Shoto had a blank head, almost unable to think, and instinctively reacted to escape.

Using the ability of a chameleon, he completely merged with the surrounding scenery in the blink of an eye and disappeared.

Xu Cheng saw a vague figure running out.

boom!boom!
Two team members of the first action class were knocked over by the tall body of Hamano Shouyou.

After rushing out of the encirclement, Hamano Shoto immediately ran across the road.

boom!
With a gunshot, the running Hamano Toshiro fell to the ground, broke away from the chameleon state, clutched his thigh and wailed.

His thigh was pierced. Fortunately, the opponent didn't use a sniper rifle, otherwise his entire leg would have been broken.

Taking advantage of the attention of the people around him being attracted by Hamano Shoto, Xu Cheng performed the fourth level of breathing, his body flashed, and he instantly got close to the two nearest people.

Before the two could react, they felt a numbness in their necks and were stunned by Xu Cheng's blow with a hand knife.

Accompanied by the thumping sound of falling to the ground, more than a dozen people around were knocked unconscious by Xu Cheng without any resistance.

He turned his head to look at the third-floor window on the opposite side of the street, his eyes were red, and two beams of energy rays shot out, sinking into the window.

In the room, an action team member who pointed a gun at Xu Cheng, the gun in his hand was destroyed by the ray, his hands were also injured, and he fell down with a scream.

On the upper floor opposite the intersection, Hiroshi Takaya, who was watching the battle with a telescope, gasped.

Because the new minister was personally concerned about this matter, he deployed more than a dozen gunmen, and even asked the captain of the special response force to come for reinforcements.

I thought that such a lineup would be a big deal against a high school student, but who knew that such a fierce enemy would suddenly appear.

He immediately turned his head and said to Masahide Ono: "Ono, since you like to stay, I will now appoint you as the commander-in-chief, stay and sit on the front line, and I will go find rescue."

Masahide Ono's face changed, and he quickly reached out to grab Hiroshi Takagu's hand: "Section Chief, it's too dangerous for you to go out alone, let me protect you."

"You let go, I can do it alone."

"No, how can I have the heart to let you, the section chief, take risks alone."

The two pulled each other and ran out of the room, but they both tripped and rolled into a ball on the ground.

Bang!
The glass was smashed, Xu Cheng jumped into the room, and immediately saw two big men hugging each other on the ground, their mouths were about to smack together.

Xu Cheng: "..."

Good guys, are you planning to have a good time before you die?

Hiroshi Takagu pushed away Masahide Ono who was pressing on him, took out a pistol from his body and pointed it at Xu Cheng, panting, "Ono, copy guy."

"it is good!"

Ono quickly got up from the ground and took out his pistol.

Xu Cheng also had a gun in his hand, which he picked up just now, and aimed at the two of them: "Calm down, I just want to ask you something."

"The one who should calm down is you."

Hiroshi Gaogu pretended to be calm and said, "We have two guns, but you only have one. We have the advantage."

Xu Cheng's expression was subtle: "No, you only have one gun."

"what?"

Hiroshi Takatani was slightly taken aback, then turned to look at Masahide Ono beside him.

Masahide Ono did copy the guy, but he copied it too far, and directly raised his hands high, making a military salute.

Seeing the head of the class looking over, he showed an embarrassed smile.

"..."

Finally, Hiroshi Takagu couldn't hold back his emotions anymore, he picked up his pistol and pointed it at Masahide Ono's head and hit him with a smack.

"I tell you to surrender, I tell you to surrender, you are Japanese, not Chinese!"

A minute later, the two honorable Chinese men knelt down in front of Xu Cheng honestly and explained their purpose of action today.

The goal of the first action class is also the Gouyu that can make a wish. His home has been ransacked and searched several times, and the Gouyu has also fallen into the hands of the Countermeasures Department.

However, if there is no consent of the holder, Hamano Shoulong, or the holder dies, the Gouyu will return to him sooner or later.

Therefore, the countermeasures department must also arrest Hamano Shoulong, so that there will be today's arrest operation.

After listening, Xu Cheng said strangely: "I heard from Hamano Shouyun that he is putting the jade on the Internet for auction, wouldn't you just buy it back?"

"We bought it yesterday."

Gao Gubosi complained: "But he has not delivered the goods for a long time, and he has no commercial reputation at all."

Xu Cheng thought to himself, Hamano Shoulang was probably busy following Nagumo Asuka yesterday, so he didn't notice it.

He looked at these two well-behaved guys kneeling in front of him, and was about to explain that he was not interested in Gouyu, when suddenly there was a piercing sound of sudden braking from the street outside.

"Captain Yusi!"

It seemed that someone was cheering for something. The next moment, a tall figure jumped into the window, and with long legs in black high boots, he immediately kicked Xu Cheng horizontally.

Xu Cheng raised his hand, and there was a loud bang, and the strong wind generated when the tops of his feet and the back of his hands touched blew across the entire room.

"Ha ha!"

Hiroshi Takagu stood up from the ground at once, and cheered up: "This is the chief of our countermeasures department, you are finished."

Mitera Chizuru put away her long legs, walked over and hugged Xu Cheng, clamped his face under his ribs, and rubbed his hair vigorously with the other hand: "Stinky boy, I sent you a text message, why didn't you reply?" I?"

The text messages you sent were either borrowing money or making money, so get back to you.

While enjoying the baptism of facial milk, Xu Cheng complained in his heart.

Mitera Chizuru let go of Xu Cheng, turned to look at Hiroshi Gao Gu: "This is my brother Xing Haiguang, you didn't bully him, did you?"

No, we were just knocked out by him to knock out a dozen people, and we were so frightened that our legs went limp, we didn't bully him.

Boshi Gao Gu showed a cordial smile: "It turns out that he is the younger brother of the captain, no wonder he is handsome and handsome, he looks like a good guy."

With Mitera Chizuru's intervention, the misunderstanding between the two parties was resolved, Hiroshi Takaya led people to evacuate, and took away Hamano Shouyou who was shot.

But Xu Cheng was dragged into the car by Qianzuru Yusi and drove to a place where no one was around.

"Little light."

Yusi Qianhe turned to Xinghai Guang and said: "That piece of jade will bring bad luck to people, it is an ominous thing, and it was ordered by the new minister to take it back, even I can't disobey the order, it's best if you give it up. "

In her opinion, Hamano Shoulang had promised to give Gouyu to Xu Cheng, but if the countermeasures department stepped in, she would definitely feel angry that something was taken away.

Xu Cheng shook his head: "It's okay, I don't mind."

Seeing that Xu Cheng was wronged, but still pretending to be calm, Yusi Qianhe felt a little distressed, and reached out to pat his head: "Just be my sister and I owe you a favor, okay?"

She felt that Xu Cheng gave up Gouyu because of his own face, and didn't care about it with the countermeasures department.

Xu Cheng: "..."

I can't explain it.

It can't be said that I thought that Gouyu was too evil from the beginning, so I didn't plan to ask for it at all, right?
"can."

Xu Cheng asked curiously: "You owe me a favor, so what are you going to use to repay it?"

use money?Neither do you, a fake rich woman.

Use your body?I'm afraid you took advantage of it.

Mitera Chizuru smiled mysteriously: "You will know when the time comes, it's almost evening, let's have a meal together."

Xu Cheng hastily rejected her request to eat a meal: "No, I still have something to do."

The ability card has less than half an hour left to use, and if it is delayed, it will be exposed.

Mitera Chizuru felt a little pity that he couldn't get enough food, but he still let Xu Cheng leave and didn't ask to send him home.

After separating from Yusi Qianhe, Xu Cheng took full anti-stalking measures, and only took the subway home after making sure that no one was following him.

On the way, Nanyun Asuka called to ask about the idiot, Xu Cheng chose something to tell her, and refused her request to invite him to dinner.

All the way back home smoothly, before entering the door, the phone rang again, it was Qiu Gongyue calling, inviting him to meet at a nearby hotel.

Xu Cheng had no choice but to switch to the killer card and rush over, only to find that this hotel was the one they stayed in after exploring Lingzi's tomb last time, and the guy at the front desk looked familiar.

Xu Cheng smiled and greeted the guy at the front desk, but he was treated coldly.

Watching Xu Cheng leave with a puzzled expression on his face, the guy at the front desk snorted coldly in his heart.

Just now Qiu Gongyue came to open a room, and then Xu Cheng rushed over, obviously a couple of dogs and men who were having an affair.

But last time Xu Cheng was dragged here by force after being drunk, and even ran away on the way.

The guy at the front desk originally admired him as a man who was loyal and unyielding to his family, but he didn't expect to surrender so soon to his beauty and take the initiative to have an affair. He is also an honorable Chinese.

Damn it, he is obviously a married man, why did he come to fight us single dogs?

The younger brother at the front desk murmured sadly and angrily in his heart.

(End of this chapter)