Something's wrong with my roommate

Chapter 156 Don’t Type Anymore (5000 words)
The two returned to Qiu Gongyue's room, and before entering the door, they heard the voice of Hoshizaki Yukina threatening the little friend.

"This matter is a secret between the two of us. You'd better not tell anyone. If you want to tell it, just be careful..."

Qiu Gongyue immediately pushed open the door, only to see a shocking scene.

I saw Basi Jishui wrapped himself in a quilt, hiding in the corner of the bed shivering, with a spoiled expression on his face.

Hoshizaki Yukina was sitting by the bed and putting on her shirt.

Xu Cheng: (ω)
Qiu Gongyue: (dish)
Seeing Xu Cheng and Qiu Gongyue come back, Hoshizaki Yukina was also taken aback for a moment, and quickly stood up: "Listen to my explanation..."

"Death to me!"

Qiu Gongyue screamed angrily, rushed towards Hoshizaki Yukina, kicked her on the bed, then rode up, and started punching and kicking her.

And Xu Cheng's face suddenly became weird.

Fuck, is Hoshizaki Yukina a two-way socket besides shaking M?
This is too exciting and wrong, this is too indecent.

"Oh, don't hit, don't hit, listen to me!"

Hoshizaki Yukina was punched and kicked by Akimiya Tsuki, so she could only yell while resisting.

But Qiu Gongyue was unmoved at all: "Shut up, we only left for a while, and you actually attacked Ji Shui, she is still a child, you beast!"

Hoshizaki Yukina said angrily: "You are talking nonsense... Ouch!"

Before he could finish speaking, he was punched back.

Qiu Gongyue controlled her hands, and then took out a knife from under the short skirt: "You bastard who is not as good as a pig bone, I will castrate you."

Seeing that Akimiya Tsuki seemed to be coming for real, Hoshizaki Yukina screamed in fear: "Stop it, your face is paralyzed. '

Xu Cheng, who was watching the beauties fighting, was taken aback for a moment: "Where are you going to be castrated?"

Hoshizaki Yukina who was struggling was also stunned for a moment: "Yes, where are you going to eunuch me?"

Qiu Gongyue was also stunned for a moment, she just blurted out in anger, but she didn't think too much, she changed her mind, and immediately corrected: "Then I will block it for you."

"Block it?"

Hoshizaki Yukina's face changed completely, she disappeared from Qiu Gongyue's bed with a swipe, and appeared in another corner of the room the next moment.

Xu Cheng said in surprise, "The poison on your body is healed?"

"Hey, yes, I'm fine."

Hoshizaki Yukina groped her body with a look of surprise. She used the teleportation ability in a hurry, but she didn't expect to use it all at once, and there was no more toxin pain.

"Haha, Shinji Tsugumo, that bastard, the poison he prepared turned out to be a semi-finished product. I still have a headache, where should I find the antidote."

Hoshizaki Yukina laughed with her hands on her hips, but a flying knife came towards her, scaring her so that she shrank her neck to avoid it.

"Are you crazy!?"

She glared at Qiu Gongyue.

"Hmph, whether I'm crazy or not, you know in your heart."

Qiu Gongyue rolled up her sleeves and pointed at Hoshizaki Yukina with a knife: "We haven't fought for a long time, are you coming?"

The anger on Hoshizaki Yukina's face disappeared, instead she raised her red lips and showed a provocative smile: "Come here, I will teach you a lesson."

The two stared closely at each other, their eyes were like invisible lightning, sparking bursts of fire.

The figure of Hoshizaki Yukina suddenly flashed, appeared behind Akimiya Tsuki, raised her leg and kicked her waist.

Qiu Gongyue seemed to have a premonition, and at the same time turned around and raised her leg to kick.

Two long legs with perfect shape and amazing length bumped into each other with a bang.

After wrestling for a few seconds, the two sides leaned back and swung their long legs at the same time to attack each other, just like two swordsmen fencing, but they used their legs as swords.

"Stop, stop fighting!"

Xu Cheng stood up to smooth things over, but no one paid him any attention.

But Qiu Gongyue and Hoshizaki Yukina ignored him, and the two had changed from hitting each other with legs to close combat.

"Stop, don't fight again!"

Xu Cheng shouted loudly: "You can't beat people to death like this."

Qiu Gongyue and Hoshizaki Yukina who were fighting suddenly stopped, and Qiqi turned their heads to stare at him.

"Ahem, fighting is so boring, why not decide the outcome in another way."

Xu Cheng suggested: "How about a card duel? I'll be your referee..."

brush!
Hoshizaki Yukina directly grabbed Qiu Gongyue's hands and took her away with teleportation.

Xu Cheng: "..."

If you don't like card duels, we can also switch to a four-wheel drive.

The sudden anger between them didn't seem to be because of Ba Sijishui at all.

Xu Cheng turned his head to look at the bed, and Ba Si Jishui also huddled on the bed, staring at him with wide eyes.

The two stared at each other for a while, before Xu Cheng couldn't help asking, "What did the witch do to you?"

Basi Jishui said weakly: "She...checked my body."

Xu Cheng was immediately disappointed: "That's it?"

He thought that Hoshizaki Yukina would grab Yashijishui and experience making tofu together.

Yashi Yoshimizu's face turned red and she nodded, so she didn't dare to say that Hoshizaki Yukina's examination of her was too detailed.

Check it inside and out.

Xu Cheng felt something was wrong again: "Then why was she wearing clothes when we came in?"

Basi Jishui explained: "She was afraid that the clothes would stain my body, so she took them off."

Xu Cheng could only reluctantly accept this statement, but felt that it was weird.

……

Akimiya Tsuki and Hoshizaki Yukina came back about an hour later.

The two of them were covered in sweat as if they had just been fished out of the water, with their wet clothes sticking to their bodies, showing their curves.

Qiu Gongyue looked calm, but her upturned lips showed her good mood.

Hoshizaki Yukina, on the other hand, looked like a defeated dog, gritted her teeth and said, "This time it doesn't count, I'm in a bad state after being poisoned, I'll come back next time."

She didn't expect that Qiu Gongyue had practiced the three-level breathing method to perfection so quickly, and she herself was still at the second level.

She lacked a level of breathing, and even though she had teleportation ability, she still got a disastrous defeat.

Qiu Gongyue put on a victor's posture: "Yes, no matter how many times you challenge me, the ending is the same, you have been left behind by me forever."

"It's just a fluke to win once, so don't be too proud."

"You don't agree? Hit me."

"..."

Hoshizaki Yukina's chest heaved with anger, she immediately turned her head to stare at Xu Cheng, her eyes were full of grievance and pity - she bullied me, I want to learn the fourth level of breathing.

Qiu Gongyue also turned her head to stare at Xu Cheng, her eyes were as sharp as a knife - she was pretending to be pitiful, and she was not allowed to teach her.

Xu Cheng: "..."

Gan, it's none of my business for you guys to quarrel, go and use the elf duel to decide the outcome.

Xu Cheng completely ignored their eyes and changed the subject: "Go back."

Qiu Gongyue and Hoshizaki Yukina said in unison: "Where are you going back?"

"Going home, of course."

Xu Cheng spread his hands: "Otherwise, you still want to stay here overnight? You are not afraid that those corpses outside will turn into ghosts and come to settle accounts with you in the middle of the night."

After the riot tonight, the branch was killed by Xu Cheng with his own power. There were not many living people left, and there were corpses everywhere.

Even though they were used to seeing death, this was the first time they encountered such a massacre-like scene.

In this world with supernatural powers, no one dares to deny that there are ghosts or ghosts in the world.

So when Xu Cheng said this, the three women in the room immediately felt creepy.

"Then go back."

Qiu Gongyue agreed: "It happens that I'm already tired of this place."

"Me too."

Hoshizaki Yukina pretended to be careless: "There is nothing in this shitty place, I can't stay any longer."

The pair of competitors who were still fighting each other quickly reached a consensus.

"Sister Xinyue..."

A weak voice sounded, Qiu Gongyue turned her head to look over, and found that Ba Si Jishui looked at herself pitifully: "Can you take me with you, I don't want to stay here alone."

She lives in the branch, if Xu Cheng and others leave, then she will be the only one left behind.

"Don't be afraid, you are not alone."

Xu Cheng grinned: "There are still many dead people with you outside."

Basi Jishui trembled all over, becoming even more frightened.

"Stop bullying her."

Qiu Gongyue glared at Xu Cheng, then comforted Ba Sijishui and said, "Don't be afraid, we won't abandon you, just follow me...uh..."

She wanted to say that you can live with me, but then she remembered that she lived with Xu Cheng, wouldn't it be exposed if Ba Sijishui lived there?
"Hey, little eight."

Hoshizaki Yukina suddenly showed a friendly smile, teleported to Yashijishui's side, and put her arms around her: "You can live with my sister, my house is quite big."

Basi Jishui remembered what happened just now, his whole delicate face was flushed, and he tremblingly cast a look of help to Qiu Gongyue.

Qiu Gongyue, who was still swearing that she would not abandon you just a second ago, looked away guiltily.

Sorry Ji Shui, it's not that I don't want to help you, but that I have no place at home.

Just sacrifice yourself, and you will neither lose a piece of meat nor add a piece of meat.

So the matter was decided so happily, and Hoshizaki Yukina took everyone back with teleportation.

The distance from Muroto to Tokyo is not short. Fortunately, Hoshizaki Yukina's teleportation does not have too many restrictions on the distance, so the three of them were moved back to Tokyo to a river embankment.

Qiu Gongyue glanced at the quiet river embankment, and asked Hoshizaki Yukina suspiciously: "How did you send it here?"

The corners of Hoshizaki Yukina's lips curled up: "I like it."

She did it on purpose, because this place was where she and Xu Cheng often met.

She blatantly cast her gaze at Xu Cheng, only to find that Xu Cheng was staring at the bank under the embankment, muttering to herself, "Why didn't I realize this before, but this is actually a good place for fishing."

Qiu Gongyue stared at the pair of dogs and men with suspicious eyes, feeling that the two of them had something to hide from her.

Seeing Xu Cheng pretending to be dead, Hoshizaki Yukina snorted coldly, hugged Bashi Jishui, and teleported away.

Only Xu Cheng and Qiu Gongyue were left on the embankment, they looked at each other, Xu Cheng smiled and asked, "Do you want me to take you home?"

Qiu Gongyue lowered her head and suddenly said, "Walk with me for a while."

Of course Xu Cheng had no objection, and planned to walk along the embankment with her.

At this moment, Hoshizaki Yukina who disappeared suddenly reappeared.

"Almost forgot."

She giggled, stretched out her hand to grab Qiu Gongyue who was puzzled, and waved to Xu Cheng: "Bye, see you tomorrow."

Then with a swipe, it disappeared with Qiu Gongyue.

Xu Cheng: "..."

On the roof somewhere in Tokyo, Hoshizaki Yukina suddenly appeared here with Akimiya Tsuki.

Qiu Gongyue asked doubtfully, "What are you going to do?"

Hoshizaki Yukina took two steps back, and said with a smile, "It's nothing, it's dangerous for you lonely men and widows to stay together in the middle of the night, so I'll help you, no thanks."

In short, destroying your chances of being alone.

As soon as she finished speaking, she immediately used teleportation to run away, avoiding the fist that Qiu Gongyue swung head-on.

Looking at the empty roof and the locked stairwell.

Qiu Gongyue suddenly punched the female wall next to her, and the sound of gnashing of teeth floated into the night sky.

"Damn chicken, you wait for me!!"

……

Xu Cheng found a place where no one was around, chose to return, and his whole body turned into a white light and disappeared.

The next moment, he returned to the bedroom and lay on his bed.

Qiu Gongyue didn't know where she was sent by Hoshizaki Yukina, apparently she hadn't come back yet, and the house was quiet.

This mission was rewarding for Xu Cheng. He confirmed his friendship with Hoshizaki Yukina, dealt with Shinji Tsugumo, the scary whale, and strengthened his relationship with Akimiya Tsuki, killing three birds with one stone.

But there were also troubles, and they brought them home.

Xu Cheng stroked his chest with his hands, and the Yata Mirror was hidden somewhere in his body.

Looking back, Shinji Tsugumo seemed to become a puppet of Kagutsuchi in the end, which made Xu Cheng shudder, and he had to find a way to take this thing off his chest as soon as possible.

He lay on the bed and thought for a while, turned over and got out of bed, dragged out the password box hidden under the bed, opened it, and took out the eight-foot Qiong Gouyu from it.

As the three artifacts, the eight-foot Qiong Gouyu and the Yata mirror might be attracted to each other.

If there is, Xu Cheng feels that he can act as a fisherman and fish the Yata mirror out of his body.

He had just picked up the eight-foot Qiong Gouyu to his chest, when he saw the Gouyu turn into a ray of light.

Xu Cheng turned pale with shock: "Damn it, don't!"

The eight-foot Qiong Gouyu, which turned into light, directly sank into his chest and disappeared.

Xu Cheng: "..."

He froze, looking down at his chest, motionless.

Good news: the three artifacts are indeed attractive to each other.

Bad news: Bachi Qiong Gouyu was caught.

After a while, Xu Cheng came back to his senses and opened up his personal attributes.

【Xu Cheng】

[Cultivation method: (1) Breathing method lv[-]]

[Equipment: Killer Card, Ability Card, Broken Yata Mirror, Broken Bachi Qiong Gouyu]

[Skills: Breakthrough, Steel Skin, Qi Alchemy]

[Special: Hero's Right Arm]

【Mission points: 8】

[Evaluation: You are a hungry wolf, you ate a mouthful of shit just now, and now you eat another mouthful of shit]

Sure enough, there was a damaged eight-foot Qiong Gouyu in the equipment column.

Xu Cheng stared at his personal attributes for a while, then suddenly stomped his feet fiercely: "What a crime!"

If there was a death list, he felt that he must be on the list.

Originally, I wanted to see if I could use the eight-foot Qiong Gouyu as bait to catch the Yata Mirror, but who knew that the bait would defect to the enemy before the fish took the bait.

No, I may be their enemy, they are a group.

I gave them a chance to unite.

Xu Cheng covered his head with his hands, felt bald because of his stupidity, and had deep doubts about his IQ.

"Manager, can task points increase IQ?"

[Without this function, it is recommended to do elementary school test papers to exercise your brain power]

"Elementary school? Who do you look down on?"

Xu Cheng suddenly became angry: "Give me two junior high school cards."

It's a pity that the manager didn't say anything more, otherwise he must let him see the strength of his own village as a problem solver.

Xu Cheng also quickly recovered from his frustrated emotions, and soon thought of one thing.

The Yata mirror entered his body, allowing him to gain the power of the fire god, and the eight-foot Qiong Gouyu entered his body, wouldn't he gain the ability to make wishes?
Xu Cheng really wanted to try it, but remembering the fate of the boy who made a wish to become Batman and the boy who made a wish to save fifty years of struggle, he still suppressed the urge to make a wish.

Just as Xu Cheng was researching how to get these two ghost things out of his body, he heard the sound of the door opening from outside.

He turned over and got out of bed, walked over to open the door, poked his head out, and saw Qiu Gongyue came back.

Xu Cheng really wanted to ask where Hoshizaki Yukina took you, but he is the landlord now, so he asked as usual: "Akimiya-san, are you back from a business trip?"

"Ah."

Qiu Gongyue nodded lightly, and glanced at Xu Cheng: "Mr. Landlord, still awake so late?"

Xu Cheng smiled: "I can't sleep without hearing your voice coming back."

Qiu Gongyue paused, then walked towards her room as if nothing had happened.

Just when Xu Cheng was about to retract his head, he suddenly heard Qiu Gongyue's very soft voice: "Me too, good night."

Xu Cheng turned his head to look over and found that she had already opened the door and entered the room.

He smiled, and his mood, which was suppressed by Bachi Qiong Gouyu, became happy.

The two already knew each other's identity, and knew that the other probably knew their own identity, but tacitly maintained each other's identity, and then looked for opportunities to expose each other's identity.

This was originally an act of vigilance and mistrust, but it has long since evolved into a game between only two people.

Xu Cheng worked in the bedroom for several hours, but failed to remove the Bachi Qiong Gouyu and the Yata Mirror from his body.

Finally he ventured to make a wish, asking for a drink of water.

As a result nothing happened.

Early the next morning, a yawning Xu Cheng came out of the bedroom, and saw Qiu Gongyue helping him serve Chrysanthemum on the balcony.

She was wearing a red slim-fitting wrap-around skirt, with two perfectly lined black silk thighs underneath. Her long hair was coiled up, and she looked like a young woman dressed at home.

Xu Cheng only took one look, and the sleepy bug flew away immediately. Usually, Qiu Gongyue wouldn't get up early in the morning to do such a thing.

Qiu Gongyue noticed Xu Cheng's gaze, turned around, and smiled faintly: "The company is on holiday recently, so there is nothing to do."

Xu Cheng understood that the branch was almost destroyed, and before rebuilding, she really seemed to have nothing to do.

Qiu Gongyue continued: "I signed up for a study class before. The teacher is very stingy and only teaches for two hours a day. I don't know if he will come to teach me today."

This is urging him to continue teaching her the fourth level of breathing, and he is still complaining that he only teaches for two hours a day.

Xu Cheng explained: "Maybe the teacher is doing it for your own good, two hours is enough, no amount of body can bear it."

Qiu Gongyue tilted her head: "I think my body can take it."

Xu Cheng said unhappily: "I mean, the teacher's body is too much to bear, and is this your attitude towards the teacher? Talking bad about the teacher behind his back, reflect on it for me."

After finishing speaking, he left Qiu Gongyue, went into the bathroom and began to brush his teeth and wash his face.

After brushing his teeth, taking a sip of water, and raising his head to rinse his mouth, he accidentally glanced at the mirror, and his eyes widened in shock.

Gudong!

The mouthwash in his mouth was also swallowed down his throat.

(End of this chapter)