Nineteenth Century Medical Guide

In the 19th century, electricity had visible magic, and the resulting placebo effect, paired with some proper massages and hot baths, became a money-making tool for quacks.

This kind of deception is very old-fashioned, just like taking a piece of cheap beef and insisting that it is a high-end steak and insisting on selling it at a sky-high price, but as long as there are enough supporting hardware facilities, people will believe it.Jenny and Cecilia captured the essence of the trip, even to the point of originality.

Kawei originally wanted to see the equipment, but when he saw the facilities in the electrotherapy hospital for the first time, he was still deeply "shocked".

"Health Temple?" Carvey looked at the signboard at the entrance of the courtyard and fell into deep thought.

"The name follows the idea of ​​a nursing home in Scotland in the last century, which is pretty good."

"Forehead"

"There are the largest and most elegant medical electronic instruments in the world, which can bring a completely different experience to those suffering from illness." The two brought Kavey into the nursing home, and they still emphasized the advantages of electrotherapy along the way, " Compared with traditional magnetic therapy, the current of electrotherapy can be precisely applied to the diseased part, and the effect is more significant."

Carvey was too lazy to explain the relationship between electricity and health, and asked, "Where is the machine?"

"Just in the room, we set up a single room for each patient, with ordinary electrotherapy chairs, electrotherapy sofas, electric bathtubs, and the last big killer, the free bed!"

The two girls are very good at selling, and without wasting Kavey's time, they went straight to the depths of the courtyard and showed off the store's flagship product: "Our VIP suite uses the most luxurious bedroom configuration in Austria. This double bed Three meters long and two and a half meters wide, there is a huge magnet under the bed, with red tassels and colorful glass tubes on both sides.”

"Beside the bed is the instrument you most want to see."

Jenny knows more about this than Celesia, and she took the initiative to introduce: "These lightning tubes, which symbolize the sky fire, will continuously produce current, and the glass tubes will also release charming aromas. If there is demand, we also have a band , can play a performance that is not inferior to the Burgtheater."

"There is a bathroom in the suite, which is also equipped with an electric bathtub."

"With such a luxurious configuration, you only need to spend 200 crowns to monopolize it for two full hours."

"It's not so cheap in Canada. You may have to pay 300 crowns if you consider the exchange rate. Of course, it is not impossible to stay here for a whole night. You only need to pay 1000 crowns to enjoy the whole set of electrotherapy services. "

"No diagnosis, no medicine, no surgery. If you miss it, you will regret it for a lifetime."

"This is the temple that escorts your health!"

"So what are you waiting for, hurry up and experience it!!!"

Carvey: "."

Seeing his embarrassment, both of them laughed: "I said it without knowing it."

"If Dr. Carvey wants to experience it, we can give you a [-]% discount!"

The new therapy they understand is: with the continuous surge of electric current that can stimulate body skills, and the continuous flow of magnetic force that can nourish the essence of life, let the simplest and most fragrant medicine slowly penetrate into the blood and nervous system.

And if that's not enough to convince those patients, they can be armed with science.

"Such as electroosmotic therapy and music therapy."

"And aerodynamic therapy and magnetic perturbation therapy."

But in any case, these are all deceptive words. Anyway, pick a good-sounding name, add a name that attracts people's attention, and finally add the full sci-fi color of the instrument.As long as you listen to it, you will step into the consumption trap. If you feel uncomfortable, you will want to try it.

The picture is a freshness, and some people want to be in the feeling of future technology.

The bed is big enough, the concept is new enough, and it directly hits people's pain points, so it can get investment and fool people.Now that the hardware is in place, as long as the publicity is good, even if the business is not very hot, you can still make a lot of money.Now everything is ready in the true sense, and only the east wind is owed, so I hope that Kavey will become the spokesperson.

With Kavi's current influence in Vienna, as long as he says "good for the body" in the corner of the newspaper, the passenger flow here will be full in an instant.

Seeing that Carvey was still indifferent, Jenny finally took out her trump card and picked up a promise letter from the bedside, which said "Immediately conceive": "In such an environment, even a sixty-seventy-year-old Sir can regain his glory .And those young couples who are infertile will also get pregnant as soon as possible under the dual effects of electricity and magnetism."

"Can this cure infertility?" Carvey looked at the corner of the room and asked, "This is the problem of the century."

"Absolutely!" Cecilia followed up and showed their proud "results". "In Canada, we have helped dozens of couples successfully conceive a child."

"What if you can't get pregnant?"

"It's impossible not to get pregnant!"

"If you really can't get pregnant, then it's not a medical problem. It must be God who is testing them."

"Um, well, I understand all of this."

Kavey naturally understands the traditional tricks of fooling around, and also understands the advantage of discourse power brought by throwing the pot away at any time.These are not enough to surprise him. What really surprised him in this room was the scene in the corner: "But what is that?"

"Oh, they're a repertoire for some people."

Jenny didn't think there was anything wrong with it: "Pure technological means are often particularly boring, so we hope to add something pleasing to the eye during the treatment process."

"Those rich people are usually under too much pressure and need to relax." Cecilia added, "If Dr. Carvey is a woman, the one standing here for you to watch is a man."

"Sex can solve many ailments, it is wonderful."

Kavi can immediately use a very concise vocabulary to address the two beauties standing in the corner, but considering that he already has the title of baron, he is also trying to learn the implicit expressions of the Austrian nobles recently.In addition to being influenced by the name of the nursing home and the surrounding environment, when referring to them, he chose to use a rather awkward phrase to describe the situation:
"The two goddesses who are particularly stingy about dressing are indeed beautiful enough, but there is no such item in the medical books I have studied, which greatly exceeds the scope of my understanding of medical care."

"It's okay. If Dr. Carvey needs it, you can lie on the bed and try it now. You can understand the reason after just trying it." Jenny let go, leaned gently beside him, and said with a smile, "If you are right It doesn't matter if the two of them are dissatisfied, I can do it for you, and so can Cecilia."

"I just said that the bed can be discounted in half, and we." Cecilia looked at the handsome young man carefully again, "We can completely free."

"No." Carvey took half a step back, continued to maintain the social distance, and straightened his shirt at the same time, saying, "Let's talk about business."

Jenny was a little disappointed: "Okay, let's talk about business."

According to the historical process, electricity will continue to play a deceiving role in the hands of these people for a long time to come.

But in modern times, electricity has already become a medical helper, but due to the level of knowledge and technology, no one knew how to use it at the beginning.

What Carvey wanted was not an electrocardiogram, because even if he got the results of the electrocardiogram, the fate of the patient's death could not be changed without relevant treatment drugs.What he wants is not the electric shock used in psychiatric treatment. Nowadays, the technology is unstable, and the power used by electric shock is difficult to control.This is especially true for the electrical defibrillation used in first aid. If you are not careful, you will be electrocuted.

What he wanted was an electric knife that could have a stronger hemostasis effect during the operation.

The coagulation effect produced by the high-frequency and low-voltage current is much better than the fire stick that Carvey used in Olgi's stomach, but it is also much more dangerous.Because if there is no way to control the current stability, it will become cutting when the blood coagulation is desired, or directly burn the surrounding tissue, which will increase the difficulty of the operation.

If you can really make an electric knife that meets the requirements, then you can reach a new level in hemostasis technology.

For example, in the spinal surgery of the old marshal, in addition to bone bleeding, there were many venous plexuses. The bleeding speed was not fast after the rupture, but the total amount was not small.And this kind of bleeding point is very difficult to suture, and only by precise cauterization can the bleeding be blocked in the first place.

After a spinal operation, Lingling Zongzong also lost 1000ml of blood volume.If it weren't for the long-term infusion to boost the pressure, and Carvey still had the trump card of autologous blood transfusion, the operation would have been impossible.

Kavi's business is to find Chino.

Chino has returned to Berlin since investing in the pharmaceutical factory, and has never been to Austria.Even Laszlo said he couldn't find him, the only thing he could find was Chino's helper in business.

Pu'ao's relationship is tense, and electrotherapy equipment is not something that can be traded across borders casually. The relationship between these two girls and Chino is not simple.Considering that Austria lacks talent and technology in this area, Carvey needs Chino to help him solve the blank in this area in Austria.

But now that the war is imminent, there are still many technical bottlenecks in the design and construction of the electric knife, so there is no rush.

"You help me find Chino, and I will make an assistant be your spokesperson." Carvey said.

"Assistant? Just an assistant???" Jenny was dissatisfied with the result. "We were looking for chief doctors, like Dr. Ike Nelson from St. Mary's Hospital, and a chief doctor of internal medicine from Graze Hospital."

"Then why are you still looking for me?" Carvey was about to leave as soon as he got up.

Seeing that Cecilia was in a hurry, she hurried forward to keep someone: "The two doctors are in the stage of negotiating the price. After all, they are chief physicians, so they asked for a price a little bit harder."

"That's why I asked my assistant to come forward." Carvey said, "He must be offering a cheap price."

"What's the point of letting him speak? He's just an assistant!"

Jenny had already thought about the way to develop in the future, that is, to package herself as a doctor, no matter how bad it is, she must be a senior therapist, so after hearing Carvey's proposal, she also retreated: "What we want is fame. , what is the difference between an endorsement without a reputation and a waste of time."

"My assistants have all shown their faces in previous operations." Carvey said, "Dr. Bergett is the heir to the title of Viscount. Dr. Herman has been working in surgery for several years. He is serious in his work and has solid skills. Everyone knows him. Damirgang, who is the least famous, was interviewed by several reporters after the operation."

Just hearing "assistant" always gives people a low feeling, but after explaining it now, it seems to be good.

Jenny quickly set the price for the three people, and asked, "So who is it?"

"Oh, these three don't really like to do this kind of thing. One has no time, one has no interest, and the other is not short of money at all." Carvey said with a smile, "I want to say that the other , Dr. Amor, he is relatively poor. There have also been accidents at home recently, so life has encountered difficulties, and I hope to help him relieve the pressure. "

"Amor???" Jenny carefully recalled the situation during the operation, she had never heard of this name before, "Who is it? Why do I have no memory at all?"

"He was standing on the edge of the operating table during the operation," Carvey explained. "My anesthetist."

"I'm afraid it won't work." Jenny shook her head, "The Lilan brought by his fame doesn't match the Lilan we gave him."

"Fame is just something that can be packaged." Carvey said, "You should understand this better than me."

"Of course I understand." Jenny didn't want to spoil the relationship with Carvey, so she could only back down and suggest, "If this is the case, we can only sign a one-time endorsement contract with him. That is to say, there will be no dividends. Follow-up I will not look for him again, we will pay all the money in one lump sum."

"How much?"

"1000 crowns." Jenny gritted her teeth, and offered a price that Kawi would not refuse. "This is our limit."

Enemies should be resolved rather than knotted. Kawei can see their sincerity, and 1000 kroner is a solution to Amor's urgent need.With this money, this anesthetist, who is extremely responsible for patients, can follow him on the battlefield.

"In terms of titles, you can be more pompous," Carvey said, "such as 'Dr. Carvey Hines' Queen's Anesthesiologist', 'Owner of Zero Mortality Anesthesia Technique', or 'Hypnotist on the operating table. Master'. Anyway, you can figure it out."

[Tomorrow is the next volume, which is the Prussian-Austro-Prussian War.When it comes to the battlefield, it will involve a lot of military medical content. I am no longer limited to surgery, but will also engage in more internal medicine, so that everyone can see how internal medicine was messed up in the 19th century]