The Master of Pendulum
Chapter 34 Letting you try to learn to bump is not to let you bump into me!
Chapter 34 Letting you try to learn to bump is not to let you bump into me!
"Boiled water, this carp king dares to mock you! Hahahaha!"
Sheng Bufang felt a little bored on the shore, and planned to rent a two-person pedal boat to have fun, but the king carp by the side of the reservoir directly entertained him.
Could this King Carp be learning about water guns?
Long live!
The carp king is not good at splashing water and doing this kind of thing.
The Fairy Alliance revises the Fairy Illustrated Book overnight, and the Carp King will spit in addition to splashing in water!
Yang Kaibai himself was a little speechless.
Maybe this carp king was not specially sent by God to torture him in Jiangbin Reservoir?
Obviously what Yang Kaibai said was related to the Kodak Duck, but he happened to meet a wild carp king...
look.
He even listened to the words and learned them in a decent way.
Learning is learning, but also learning is useless.
But you can't blame me, Yang Kaibai, for this matter!
It is the race and talent of the Carp King himself, who can do nothing but splash and jump.
"Crack, click! Click, click!"
The king carp was jumping around in the reservoir.
Due to the height difference between the water surface and the shore, if the carp king just "spits" from the water surface, it will not be able to spray on Yang Kaibai's body, so it must first have a mouthful of water, and then the water splashes up to a certain extent Height, and then use the "water gun" to "hit" Yang Kaibai.
How much hatred and resentment does this have to have?
What an unjust carp king!
"Brother Carp King, you can't blame me for this, the water gun move... It's really not something you can learn if you want to. Your current race and your own ability determine that you can't do this thing." Angry, but I really dare not kick the carp king.
Some things, not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.
If this kick goes down, it is not just a question of whether it can kick out the whole midsummer, the carp king evolves on the spot, and Yang Kaibai is afraid that he will prepare to travel again, and the matter will become a big mess.
Although the possibility of the carp king's autonomous evolution in nature is pitifully small, Yang Kaibai still has the memory of "Kojiro's feet" in his mind.
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
Since you can't afford it, you can only make some sense.
Sheng Bufang watched Yang Kaibai start a serious argument with a wild carp king, and his expression was a little tense.
boiled water...
What a wonder in the class!
What can I say to the carp king?
However, the performance of this wild carp king is not ordinary. It really stopped "spitting" a little bit, then stopped splashing, and poked out half of its head on the water, like a serious class in school. Like the students listening to the lecture, they listened to what Yang Kaibai said.
Yang Kaibai really never thought that he would speak to the carp king one day, seeing the idiot expression of the carp king, which was similar to that of a Koda duck, he couldn't help thinking of some fun, and teased with a sullen face: "You, Kalu Kalu , Do you understand?"
King Carp:?
I'm afraid this person is not mentally ill!
"Pfft! Boiled water, how did you learn to speak coquettish words? Are you learning to speak the language of the carp king? But why do I hear it so strangely!" Sheng Bufang laughed like a fat idiot.
It's a fight with the dumb beast.
"Kuuuuuuuu!"
The Carp King finally realized that Yang Kaibai was teasing him just now, and his eyes seemed to show the fire-breathing eyes of a classic water-type elf...
King carp: (▼dish▼#)
It remembers the person in front of it!
Damn it, Kalu!
"Practice the water gun when you have time... To be honest, for you carp kings, it's better to try to practice the impact!" Yang Kaibai really didn't tease the carp king this time, because the impact of the carp king... really hurts, don't ask him why know, because...
"Hold the grass!"
The carp king in the reservoir dived into the bottom of the water for the first time, Yang Kaibai immediately thought that the carp king didn't want to listen to his lectures, and dived to leave, how could he know...
A red fish head, suddenly like a mortar rebounding after hitting the bottom, a salted fish shell directly hits Yang Kaibai's direction through the way of splashing water!
Yang Kaibai:? ? ?
Let you practice hitting... Why don't you use hitting on me!
I am super!I am super!
Yang Kaibai was so frightened that he backed away, one of them lost his footing and fell to the ground.
This carp king is like learning mathematics and physics, after the water splashed and jumped to the highest point, a parabola, an arc, hit Yang Kaibai's shoulder precisely!
Biu - Boom!
Carp King: Hey, I stabbed a salted fish, khuh!
Sheng Bufang was dumbfounded!
This carp king... so brave!
How dare you leave the reservoir like this? !
After leaving the water, isn't there any difference between white and white?
It seems that the carp king has also noticed this problem. After being so handsome once, it seems...
When you get to the shore, you can't go back!
"Ka Ka Ka... Ka Lu!"
King Carp: (☉ x ☉)!
Yang Kaibai felt the pain in his shoulder, and then looked at the carp king who was lying on the ground tossing around but couldn't jump for long...
There was a kind smile on his face.
just in the water...
Aren't you very naughty? !
Water splash jump, forget about water splash jump, and still spit at me? !
I can bear to spit, but dare to hit me, Yang Kaibai? !
If the dignified traveler is knocked down by a carp king...
I, Yang Kaibai, don't want to lose face?
I jumped onto the shore by myself... Then don't blame me, Yang Kaibai, for being ruthless!
Disc it!
Just when Yang Kaibai was about to plate this wild carp king, a yellow figure was rushing over, with two duck paws, like swinging a hot wheel on the water.
"Quack quack quack..."
Amidst the hasty calls, he noticed Yang Kaibai's "difficult" Koda Duck here, and stopped playing with his friends.
Duck debuts!
"Crack!"
Kodak's duck paw slapped King Carp on the head.
Although it doesn't have much power, the upright eyes of Koda Duck and the bulging muscles on the two arms make it look very handsome!
"Kada, Keda Keda!"
While the carp king's head was buzzing, Koda Duck came to Yang Kaibai's bumped shoulder, and rubbed the injured place with two duckling paws...
hiss!
It's okay not to knead, only pain.
When Koda Ya rubbed it, it hurt and itched.
"It's okay, Kodak, you came here so fast... You're also very handsome! Thank you!"
Yang Kaibai was still very touched.
Although Koda Duck usually looks like a fool, always inadvertently making Yang Kaibai want to "show off" on the spot, but at critical moments, Koda Duck can still stand up!
"What happened here? Was it attacked by the elves in the water? Huh? How could it be the carp king?"
Zhang Jianshu, a security officer who was patrolling near the Jiangbin Reservoir, noticed Yang Kaibai's situation here.
It is rare for water elves to attack tourists in the reservoir, but it is not impossible.
The main reason is that when you are in water entertainment, you accidentally encounter the elves in the wild reservoir, or the aftermath of the moves attack the wild elves when there are trainers training the elves by the reservoir.
But the problem is...
How could it be the King Carp?
Security officer Zhang Jianshu was a little stunned.
He had never met a king carp that would attack a tourist.
Because most of the "attacks" are mostly water gun moves and foam moves, and the wild elves are all moves in the water, with a certain distance buffer, they can't cause too much damage.
Then the problem is coming.
How did this king carp jump up?
Also attacked this handsome young student-looking tourist in front of him?
Of course, there is another problem.
This handsome young student-looking tourist... how did he manage to provoke a king carp to the point where he jumped out of the water to attack it... No, it was his?
Is this something humans can do?
Zhang Jianshu didn't understand, this matter was outrageous!
He has worked as a security officer in Jiangbin Reservoir for more than ten years, and he has never seen an incident of "King Carp hurting people".
"It's okay, I'm teaching Carp King how to hit!" Yang Kaibai waved his hands and explained when he saw the staff member wearing an orange uniform with the words "safety personnel" written on his chest.
Zhang Jianshu: ...
What a age, what a pity for this handsome face!
"Don't believe me? If you don't believe me, ask the Carp King!"
"Kuuuuuuuu!"
The carp king blinked, and suddenly saw three cold lights flickering from the corners of his eyes...
It's the paws of Kodak!
The carp king nodded.
Really!
Ask for tickets every day~
(End of this chapter)
"Boiled water, this carp king dares to mock you! Hahahaha!"
Sheng Bufang felt a little bored on the shore, and planned to rent a two-person pedal boat to have fun, but the king carp by the side of the reservoir directly entertained him.
Could this King Carp be learning about water guns?
Long live!
The carp king is not good at splashing water and doing this kind of thing.
The Fairy Alliance revises the Fairy Illustrated Book overnight, and the Carp King will spit in addition to splashing in water!
Yang Kaibai himself was a little speechless.
Maybe this carp king was not specially sent by God to torture him in Jiangbin Reservoir?
Obviously what Yang Kaibai said was related to the Kodak Duck, but he happened to meet a wild carp king...
look.
He even listened to the words and learned them in a decent way.
Learning is learning, but also learning is useless.
But you can't blame me, Yang Kaibai, for this matter!
It is the race and talent of the Carp King himself, who can do nothing but splash and jump.
"Crack, click! Click, click!"
The king carp was jumping around in the reservoir.
Due to the height difference between the water surface and the shore, if the carp king just "spits" from the water surface, it will not be able to spray on Yang Kaibai's body, so it must first have a mouthful of water, and then the water splashes up to a certain extent Height, and then use the "water gun" to "hit" Yang Kaibai.
How much hatred and resentment does this have to have?
What an unjust carp king!
"Brother Carp King, you can't blame me for this, the water gun move... It's really not something you can learn if you want to. Your current race and your own ability determine that you can't do this thing." Angry, but I really dare not kick the carp king.
Some things, not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.
If this kick goes down, it is not just a question of whether it can kick out the whole midsummer, the carp king evolves on the spot, and Yang Kaibai is afraid that he will prepare to travel again, and the matter will become a big mess.
Although the possibility of the carp king's autonomous evolution in nature is pitifully small, Yang Kaibai still has the memory of "Kojiro's feet" in his mind.
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
Since you can't afford it, you can only make some sense.
Sheng Bufang watched Yang Kaibai start a serious argument with a wild carp king, and his expression was a little tense.
boiled water...
What a wonder in the class!
What can I say to the carp king?
However, the performance of this wild carp king is not ordinary. It really stopped "spitting" a little bit, then stopped splashing, and poked out half of its head on the water, like a serious class in school. Like the students listening to the lecture, they listened to what Yang Kaibai said.
Yang Kaibai really never thought that he would speak to the carp king one day, seeing the idiot expression of the carp king, which was similar to that of a Koda duck, he couldn't help thinking of some fun, and teased with a sullen face: "You, Kalu Kalu , Do you understand?"
King Carp:?
I'm afraid this person is not mentally ill!
"Pfft! Boiled water, how did you learn to speak coquettish words? Are you learning to speak the language of the carp king? But why do I hear it so strangely!" Sheng Bufang laughed like a fat idiot.
It's a fight with the dumb beast.
"Kuuuuuuuu!"
The Carp King finally realized that Yang Kaibai was teasing him just now, and his eyes seemed to show the fire-breathing eyes of a classic water-type elf...
King carp: (▼dish▼#)
It remembers the person in front of it!
Damn it, Kalu!
"Practice the water gun when you have time... To be honest, for you carp kings, it's better to try to practice the impact!" Yang Kaibai really didn't tease the carp king this time, because the impact of the carp king... really hurts, don't ask him why know, because...
"Hold the grass!"
The carp king in the reservoir dived into the bottom of the water for the first time, Yang Kaibai immediately thought that the carp king didn't want to listen to his lectures, and dived to leave, how could he know...
A red fish head, suddenly like a mortar rebounding after hitting the bottom, a salted fish shell directly hits Yang Kaibai's direction through the way of splashing water!
Yang Kaibai:? ? ?
Let you practice hitting... Why don't you use hitting on me!
I am super!I am super!
Yang Kaibai was so frightened that he backed away, one of them lost his footing and fell to the ground.
This carp king is like learning mathematics and physics, after the water splashed and jumped to the highest point, a parabola, an arc, hit Yang Kaibai's shoulder precisely!
Biu - Boom!
Carp King: Hey, I stabbed a salted fish, khuh!
Sheng Bufang was dumbfounded!
This carp king... so brave!
How dare you leave the reservoir like this? !
After leaving the water, isn't there any difference between white and white?
It seems that the carp king has also noticed this problem. After being so handsome once, it seems...
When you get to the shore, you can't go back!
"Ka Ka Ka... Ka Lu!"
King Carp: (☉ x ☉)!
Yang Kaibai felt the pain in his shoulder, and then looked at the carp king who was lying on the ground tossing around but couldn't jump for long...
There was a kind smile on his face.
just in the water...
Aren't you very naughty? !
Water splash jump, forget about water splash jump, and still spit at me? !
I can bear to spit, but dare to hit me, Yang Kaibai? !
If the dignified traveler is knocked down by a carp king...
I, Yang Kaibai, don't want to lose face?
I jumped onto the shore by myself... Then don't blame me, Yang Kaibai, for being ruthless!
Disc it!
Just when Yang Kaibai was about to plate this wild carp king, a yellow figure was rushing over, with two duck paws, like swinging a hot wheel on the water.
"Quack quack quack..."
Amidst the hasty calls, he noticed Yang Kaibai's "difficult" Koda Duck here, and stopped playing with his friends.
Duck debuts!
"Crack!"
Kodak's duck paw slapped King Carp on the head.
Although it doesn't have much power, the upright eyes of Koda Duck and the bulging muscles on the two arms make it look very handsome!
"Kada, Keda Keda!"
While the carp king's head was buzzing, Koda Duck came to Yang Kaibai's bumped shoulder, and rubbed the injured place with two duckling paws...
hiss!
It's okay not to knead, only pain.
When Koda Ya rubbed it, it hurt and itched.
"It's okay, Kodak, you came here so fast... You're also very handsome! Thank you!"
Yang Kaibai was still very touched.
Although Koda Duck usually looks like a fool, always inadvertently making Yang Kaibai want to "show off" on the spot, but at critical moments, Koda Duck can still stand up!
"What happened here? Was it attacked by the elves in the water? Huh? How could it be the carp king?"
Zhang Jianshu, a security officer who was patrolling near the Jiangbin Reservoir, noticed Yang Kaibai's situation here.
It is rare for water elves to attack tourists in the reservoir, but it is not impossible.
The main reason is that when you are in water entertainment, you accidentally encounter the elves in the wild reservoir, or the aftermath of the moves attack the wild elves when there are trainers training the elves by the reservoir.
But the problem is...
How could it be the King Carp?
Security officer Zhang Jianshu was a little stunned.
He had never met a king carp that would attack a tourist.
Because most of the "attacks" are mostly water gun moves and foam moves, and the wild elves are all moves in the water, with a certain distance buffer, they can't cause too much damage.
Then the problem is coming.
How did this king carp jump up?
Also attacked this handsome young student-looking tourist in front of him?
Of course, there is another problem.
This handsome young student-looking tourist... how did he manage to provoke a king carp to the point where he jumped out of the water to attack it... No, it was his?
Is this something humans can do?
Zhang Jianshu didn't understand, this matter was outrageous!
He has worked as a security officer in Jiangbin Reservoir for more than ten years, and he has never seen an incident of "King Carp hurting people".
"It's okay, I'm teaching Carp King how to hit!" Yang Kaibai waved his hands and explained when he saw the staff member wearing an orange uniform with the words "safety personnel" written on his chest.
Zhang Jianshu: ...
What a age, what a pity for this handsome face!
"Don't believe me? If you don't believe me, ask the Carp King!"
"Kuuuuuuuu!"
The carp king blinked, and suddenly saw three cold lights flickering from the corners of his eyes...
It's the paws of Kodak!
The carp king nodded.
Really!
Ask for tickets every day~
(End of this chapter)
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