Official tough guy

Fei Chai has been thinking a lot in his head recently, so he has never heard of some miscellaneous allusions and jokes nowadays, so he said: "Sun Wukong is a monkey, what do monkeys pick if they don't pick peaches?"

Jin Yan smiled brighter, and said, "How can you say that a monkey is a monkey? Then let me ask you, a high official, what would you do if it were you?"

Fei Chai felt that there was a trick in the words, and he still felt that he would ask more clearly, so he asked, "What should I do?"

Jin Yan smiled and said, "That's how you find peaches."

Fei Chai said, "How else can I pick it? Pick it by hand."

Jin Yan began to hold back a smile and said, "I mean, there are four people in your family, and you only have two hands, how do you pick them?"

Fei Chai said, "Oh, if I can't take it down, I'm carrying my clothes around."

Jin Yan stomped his feet and said, "I won't tell you anymore, I don't have any sense of humor."

Fei Chai said with a smile: "No, if you have one, you will definitely put it in the basket."

Zhang Peng smiled and said: "It seems that Guo Degang's cross talk can't always put people in."

After Jin Yan heard this, he kicked Zhang Peng again. Fei Chai knew more and more that there was indeed something wrong with what he said just now, and he also thought about going back to the Internet at night to search for this joke. To be honest, that bald man's cross talk was still a bit catchy. It can be heard that kung fu is indeed practiced by beating children.

They were chatting and laughing, and there were offices of the Defense Department nearby. Naturally, some people came to look at it, and some people told Wu Dongzi, so they all came to help.Fei Chai said, "Don't you all have to work? I don't have much to do here, they're all gone."

In fact, Wu Dongzi didn't want to have so many people here, so she dismissed everyone and left her alone to help. Fei Chai said, "It's really not much. You are also a supervisor now, go get busy."

Although Wu Dongzi nodded, he didn't leave.

The cardboard boxes were not enough, so Zhang Peng went to find some more, but they were all full, and sealed the mouth with tape. Fei Chai stood up and beat his back, saying, "Oh, I didn't notice that there are so many things."

Jin Yan said with a smile: "Then let's do it, move to my office first."

Fei Chai said with a smile, "I was joking with you just now, but I'm actually planning to move back home."

Everyone saw that although he was smiling, his tone was quite serious. In addition, many of the things he packed were office necessities, and it was useless to take them home.

Fei Chai looked at everyone and said with a smile: "Actually, I am very honored to work with you. To be honest, without you and of course Xiaoan, my geological model would not have been completed and put into use in such a short period of time. Yes, thank you all for helping me realize this dream." As he spoke, he bowed slightly to everyone.

Everyone was stunned for a while before Zhang Peng murmured: "Boss, you are speaking wrongly."

Wu Dongzi asked tentatively, "You don't mean to resign."

"Resign?" Jin Yan obviously didn't think about it at all at first, but when he was reminded, he grabbed Fei Chai's hand and said, "No, no, what should we do if you leave?"

Fei Chai said with a smile: "What you said is wrong. Before I came, you lived well. I haven't been in charge recently, and all of you are doing well. Maybe your strengths will be more discovered when I am not here. Woolen cloth."

Zhang Peng said: "I said boss, in fact, you can take it easy. I think the top officials in the bureau have relaxed their tone recently, and we are about to get out of it. It is not worthwhile to leave at this time."

Jin Yan also said: "Yes, yes, if you leave, wouldn't it really be reverse elimination? We can't let the scum walk away."

Everyone was persuading, when suddenly there was a voice from the door: "Hey, what is reverse elimination, why haven't I heard of it?"

Everyone saw that it was Bureau Wei, with Qin Lan following behind him.

Although Bureau Wei is no longer the deputy director, he is still a full-time researcher, and there is still a chair for him at the conference table of the bureau leaders.As soon as he entered the room, he looked at the sealed cardboard box on the ground and said with a smile: "Tip is the elf, and I'm going to move the office now."

Fei Chai smiled and said, "What, I don't even know where my office is now."

Bureau Wei said: "Where this office is, neither the user nor anyone else has the final say. It all depends on whether it can mobilize enthusiasm and work better. In my opinion, you don't want to tip anywhere. It's best to go here."

Fei Chai said: "Director Wei made fun of me again. I'm a waiter, and I can still dominate the office of the ground defense department."

Bureau Wei said: "I think you are just joking. When did the District Supervision Bureau have a reason to let the backbone wait for work? You, after all, are too young to hold your breath." He said to Zhang Peng and others around him. Said: "Come on, I have old arms and legs, you guys work hard, put these things back in place, really, I have to criticize you for the tip, you still have to work hard when it's time to go to work, Don't be like the young man of Erlang, and still get angry."

Seeing what he said, Fei Chai thought to himself: Is it really a turning point?Only then did I think of this, and then I heard Director Wei say: "Young people are sometimes impulsive and unreliable when they do things. Fortunately, we old guys are still here, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen out with you." This seems to be blaming Fei Chai, But it looks like someone else is talking about it.

Jin Yan was originally reluctant to let Fei Chai leave, but now that Bureau Wei had spoken, he immediately found a paper cutter and cut open the newly sealed carton.

When Fei Chai didn't know what to do, Bureau Wei said to him again: "Tip, you don't need to do anything here, go talk to me, in fact, I personally wanted to talk to you a long time ago, this time It was also entrusted by the bureau's party committee..." Then he pulled Fei Chai out, Qin Lan originally wanted to follow, but Wei Bureau said, "You are here to help, come back later."

It turns out that there are really twists and turns in this world!Recently, An Hongtao's hard life is not only a rumor, but it is actually true. Even Mayor Zhang criticized him several times, so the bureau leaders took advantage of this wind to fight back fiercely. No face was given.Just like the meeting this afternoon, Fei Chai should really go and listen.

If Fei Chai was still a little apprehensive before entering Wei Bureau's office, then when he came out, he was already full of joy, and his intention to go back had already flown beyond the sky.Although the positions of most of the middle-level cadres have already been determined, it is unrealistic for Fei Chai to return to the ground defense department to be the director, but it happens that the director of the research office is close to retirement age, and his son has made a fortune doing business in the south. Several times I proposed that I want to take my father to the south to think about Qingfu. A job with a salary of several thousand yuan a month is really not aesthetically pleasing, so the old man took the opportunity of this double election to resign, but the research office is a Qingshui yamen. People were willing to go, so everyone unanimously recommended Fei Chai to be the director of the research office and concurrently the director of the Earth Defense Department. The reason is very simple. Wu Dongzi was originally the deputy director. Although he was in charge of the work, he was young and inexperienced after all. , still needs someone like Fei Chai to lead him for a while. To use a common saying, that is to help him on the horse and see him off.These are all official words, but they are actually trying to compensate Fei Chai as much as possible.

Wei Bureau finally said: "The research office is a Qingshui yamen, and the task every year is nothing more than handing in some research materials. But you are so smart, you should understand that many positions are important because of talents. If a person is a waste, even if he is in Important jobs will also be slowly degraded.”

Fei Chai is very clear about this.Pepys, the secretary of the Naval Bureau who was in charge of managing the Royal Navy in the early days, was a person who turned an insignificant secretary position into an important one.At that time, the secretary of the Navy Bureau was just the lowest among the four officials of the Navy Bureau, but later people discovered that the Navy Bureau can do without anyone, but Pepys can't do it without Pepys, so the post of Secretary of the Navy Bureau The price (it was allowed to buy officials at the time) also soared to two thousand gold pounds.

"It seems that I want to be such a person too." Fei Chai said secretly in his heart.

Bureau Wei also joked: "In the future, I, a full-time researcher, will also be under your command, please take care of me."

Fei Chai was in a good mood all of a sudden, and immediately invited Wei Ju to have dinner at night. Wei Ju declined with a smile. He has recently been very devout to Buddhism, quit smoking and drinking, and eats vegetarian food all day long. Can't quit completely.

Fei Chai came out of Bureau Wei's office and returned to his own office. Seeing that everyone had put their things back in their original places, the most eye-catching thing was the black and white photo of the Tangshan earthquake, so he said with a smile: "You guys Help guys, putting it back is so much faster than taking it out?"

Jin Yan smiled and said: "Of course. But..." She looked around and saw that everyone was giving her encouraging looks, so she said: "You have been tossing around all afternoon, taking it out and putting it back again. We are almost doing useless work, you have to compensate us."

Fei Chai was in the right mood at this time, so he said, "Okay, what do you want to eat, I'll treat you!"

Jin Yan smiled and said, "Don't worry, we won't save you."

Seeing that everyone was so happy, Qin Lan also wanted to go, but she didn't dare, so Fei Chai said to her, "I invited Wei Ju to come just now, but Wei Ju is fasting recently and can't come, so you can come for him. I'll take you home sometime, and you'll be fine."

The gloom on Qin Lan's face immediately disappeared, but Zhang Peng suddenly said something, although it was very reasonable, but it disappointed everyone, he said: "I think we should wait, it's better to wait until the weekend, and wait for the boss's business to be formalized." Let’s talk about it, otherwise I’m afraid someone will make irresponsible remarks.”

Although everyone was disappointed, they felt that this was indeed the case, so Fei Chai's treat was postponed for the time being.Everyone chatted and laughed in this office. Zhang Peng was going to drive Fei Chai after get off work. Fei Chai was happy to see that he was patronizing. Today's fitness class was delayed, so let Zhang Peng take him to the fitness club first.

Seeing that Fei Chai was late, the coach Jiang Yingying couldn't help complaining to him. Fei Chai was in a good mood and didn't care, but proposed to modify the class time.It turns out that since I'm going to take up another job soon, the time must not be as easy to adjust as it is now, so it is inevitable that the fitness class will be postponed.This made Jiang Yingying very embarrassed, because her fitness classes were all in the afternoon, and she had to take two aerobic exercises in the evening. Fei Chai smiled and said, "If you don't, forget it, and you don't need a refund. How much time do you have?"

Jiang Yingying said: "How can I do that? I rely on this to make a living, and I don't do things that get something for nothing. From my point of view, let's make do with it for two weeks. When your work schedule is fixed, let's finally fix the training time, shall we? "

Seeing that she was thoughtful, Fei Chai naturally agreed.