Reborn, I will never be a licking dog

Chapter 250 Xu Zhimu: Why are you on my bed?
"Upload, the first episode will be released today."

Xu Zhimu carefully looked at the subtitles of the video. This episode is about 2 minutes long, and it adopts the form of mixed editing and commentary.

Of course, this commentary was voiced by Xu Zhimu himself.

Within minutes of posting, the number of views on the video began to skyrocket.

"I'll go! That Zhiliu Media that exposed the shady scenes of Binhai University has finally posted another video!"

""Hiding Into the Dust"...the title is quite artistic, it can't be a promotional video for a movie."

"It feels more like a documentary, eating melons and melons..."

This is the comment posted by most of the melon eaters 2 minutes ago.

The end of this episode of the video happened to be stuck in the middle of going to the village head's house to apply for documents, and then the village head kicked the ball for the first time, and it stopped abruptly.

The retweets and likes of the video are constantly rising, and the comment section is also exploding.

"Great! This is the first time I've seen this video in a short video. The production is really hard."

"It's such a real life in a mountain village. I can see tears in my eyes. That's how I used to be in my hometown."

"It's so real! When I applied for the poor student subsidy back then, I went to the village head's house to do it..."

"Poor students, it is so difficult to apply for the poor students' subsidies, so have the materials of the poor students been approved?"

"Why is this dog blogger stuck in this place? It's too uncomfortable!"

"The last time this hanging blogger exposed the inside story of Binhai University was also broken and uncomfortable."

"Update, update! Aren't you afraid that there will be no Xiaojiu in this place?"

The number of likes of the video has risen rapidly, and the number of fans of the background account is also growing.

Now there are nearly 30 fan orders on a single platform.

"Brother Mu, there are quite a few people scolding you backstage."

"If you want me, I will scold you. People who stop watching in this place are really uncomfortable."

Several people looked at the background and commented that Chen Wei and Zhang Rui were not happy.

Xu Zhimu shrugged indifferently: "The more you scold, the more you will be popular, and this kind of thing has to be an introduction at the end to ensure the follow-up rate of the next video. Isn’t it beautiful to imagine?”

Zhang Rui gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing! Anyway, people didn't scold me for giving birth to a son without an asshole. Brother Mu, you are not afraid that you can do whatever you want."

"Fuck you, uncle." Xu Zhimu went up and kicked him.

"This is a warm-up in advance. By the way, how is the new account doing?" Xu Zhimu turned his head and asked Li Ben again.

Li Ben called out another account, which already had [-] to [-] followers, which was registered to prevent complaints from Binhai University.

At that time, there were more than a dozen registered accounts, but now they are basically killed, and now there are only one or two accounts left.

Xu Zhimu looked at it, and found that the account had been purged, the name had been changed, and all previously released videos had been removed from the shelves.

The current name is "Detective Conan".

Another avatar was designed in advance, and Xu Zhimu set the profile of the copywriting.

Suddenly, this account became the earliest video account of a store explorer.

And it also has [-] to [-] fans, which saves Xu Zhimu from spending money to buy fans.

Then Xu Zhimu patted Chen Wei again: "Tonight, let's go to the seafood buffet again."

"no problem."

Chen Wei nodded, thinking that he would also be able to earn money in the future, and he felt a lot more happy.

Otherwise, the money may not be enough to open a house in the future.

"You all have work to do, what should I do?" Zhang Rui sat on the stool bored.

Xu Zhimu looked at him and said with a smile: "Take care of your body first. Let's see how thin you have become in the past few days. Be careful to die on the bed someday."

Zhang Rui glared: "Fuck you! Labor and management are very fierce, I'm just giving Jiaojiao face, do you really think I'm scared?"

Zhang Rui was talking when his phone rang suddenly, and he shivered when he saw the note inside.

"Hey, Jiaojiao, what's the matter?"

"Go out for dinner tonight, school will start tomorrow, let's go to the hotel tonight..."

"I can't do it anymore, I have to go to class tomorrow, please take a vacation..."

"Stop talking nonsense, see you at the old place tonight!"

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Rui leaned back on the chair, silently took out another bottle of Suoj Gushen Pill from the cabinet, and ate it.

Several people:……

Suddenly, they all had a little fear of life after marriage.

After arranging these things, Xu Zhimu looked at the time. It was already past five o'clock. Xu Zhimu whistled and planned to go to the company.

On the way, Xu Zhimu called Hua Wanting.

"Hey, Sister Wanting, do you still remember me? Xu Zhimu who was in your store two days ago to discuss short video cooperation."

On Hua Wanting's side, she was waiting in front of the gate of a kindergarten. When she heard this familiar address, her eyes moved slightly, and she said with a smile, "Of course I remember. Do you want to continue discussing the shooting?"

"That's right, around eight o'clock tonight, Miss Wanting, do you have time here?"

"Yes, what else do you need, we can cooperate in advance."

"Then it's better to have a few beautiful waitresses, everyone loves to watch it, and there will be more broadcasts."

Hua Wanting couldn't help laughing when she heard this: "We don't have any pretty girls in our store..."

"Sister Wanting, you can go to the battle in person. You can just create a personal IP. The seafood Xishi proprietress may have more traffic than videos." Xu Zhimu said with a smile.

Hua Wanting suddenly became dumbfounded when she heard this. Is this... a compliment to her?
"I'm old and pale, not as good as you youngsters." Hua Wanting was wearing a cheongsam at the moment, with a pair of high heels on her feet, making her taller and plumper.

"Miss Wanting is self-effacing. She is more beautiful than she is skinny. I think Miss Wanting is more temperamental. Let's talk about it. See you at eight o'clock today."

Now that Xu Zhimu wants to get this big client, he naturally needs to flatter him more.

Davin Hotel is one of the most famous hotels in this area of ​​the University City. If you can complete this order and hold a sample template, you will have an advantage when negotiating with some small shops.

On the other end of the phone, Hua Wanting froze for a second, and said, "Okay, see you at eight."

After hanging up the phone, Hua Wanting was still standing there looking at the phone, her mind filled with the magnetic voice just now.

The beauty is beyond the skin, and the young people nowadays are really more and more eloquent.

She lowered her head and glanced at herself. The cheongsam, the most figure-flattering garment, couldn't cover up a little out of shape, and it couldn't hold up if it was too thin.

However, my figure is still very good, which perfectly sets off the elegance of the cheongsam.

She looked at her cheeks through the screen of her mobile phone again, and it didn't look old. Although she was not as good as a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, she was still fair and firm.

Who has never been young or beautiful, let alone she is not thirty this year...

"mom!"

Hua Wanting was still thinking about something, a cute little loli ran out of the kindergarten, trotted all the way and jumped into the woman's arms.

"Are you good at school today?" Hua Wanting looked at her daughter with tenderness in her eyes.

"Yeah, I'm obedient, the teacher even rewarded me with two lollipops, one for mom!"

Little Lolita took out two lollipops and opened one to put into her mother's mouth. Hua Wanting smiled and licked it, then put it back into her daughter's mouth.

Then he held his daughter's little hand, got into a BMW on the side of the road, and left the kindergarten.

The people around who were waiting to pick up the child, especially a few men, kept their eyes on her all the time.

Looking at her constantly twisting and enchanting figure, I feel dry mouth.

Many men in this kindergarten come to pick up their children every time, just to have a look at this woman, according to their observations.

For more than a year, I have never seen a man come to pick up this child, maybe it is a pretty divorced widow...

Dawen Hotel, where Hua Wanting reserved a separate room for her temporary rest.

The daughter was watching cartoons in the room, and Hua Wanting was about to take a shower, but a message popped up in the status bar of the phone.

"Your concern: Zhiliu Media released a new video."

Hua Wanting took a look and remembered Xu Zhimu's voice, she reached out and clicked.

After loading for a second or two, a video appeared in front of my eyes.

The background is the vast mountainous fields, in a row of green cornfields, a group of old and young, holding freshly picked corn, looking at the camera with a smile.

The cover has been processed so that the faces of these people cannot be seen clearly, but Hua Wanting can still spot it at a glance. One of the tall figures looks familiar.

With the rise of "Into the Dust and Smoke", the video content kicked off with a poetic title and a magnetic voice.

this voice...

Hua Wanting was sure that it was the boy named Xu Zhimu.

In just 2 minutes, Hua Wanting was a little intoxicated watching. The real rural scene in the slightly bumpy lens added a bit of immersive feeling to the video.

It feels like a documentary, and it also looks like a literary film. In short, in today's short video industry, most of them are shared and shot on a daily basis.

This quality can kill 90.00% of videos in seconds.

Especially at the end of the video, the communication between several people and the female village head stopped suddenly, making people feel itchy and unbearable, and can't wait to watch the next video.

Hua Wanting checked the time of posting again, it was just half an hour ago, and in just half an hour, there are already a terrifying [-] likes, and this number is still rising.

Even more terrifying than some official media reprints.

Hua Wanting looked at the comments in the video.

Why is the author updating quickly, there are ants crawling on his body, and the author broke the video and gave birth to a son without eyes.

Hua Wanting couldn't help but smile.

But in my heart, I have a new understanding of this boy.

She thought about it, put down her phone, and walked into the bathroom.

……

Xu Zhimu has already strolled over to the company.

It will be getting dark soon, and the room is already a little dark. A few hours ago, the primary school sister sent me a message, saying that I would sleep in the company for a while.

It is estimated that this will not wake up.

Xu Zhimu chuckled, and tiptoed to the door of the room.

The door of this small room is specially customized, and the sound insulation is good. Xu Zhimu took a deep breath, sneaked into the office, and then touched the door of the small room.

Gently turn the doorknob and open the door a little bit. Sure enough, you can hear the smooth and delicate breathing inside, as well as the fragrance of the primary school sister.

Xu Zhimu found a thrill of sneaking into the primary school sister's boudoir in the middle of the night when he was in her hometown.

The small room was a bit dim, Xu Zhimu could only see a bulge in the quilt on the bed.

Xu Zhimu came to the bed lightly, kicked off his shoes, gently lifted the quilt, and got in directly.

Taking advantage of the darkness, Xu Zhimu put his arms around a soft and fragrant body as soon as he stretched out his hand. The bed was full of the fragrance of the primary school sister, and there was a... a faint fragrance like a child's little milk?
And this height seems to be a bit wrong, why does it feel like the primary school sister suddenly became a little shorter, and suddenly became a little bit more fleshy on her face...

An extremely cute humming sound came from a girl.

The girl in her arms hugged Xu Zhimu subconsciously.

Xu Zhimu's arm was also pressed by something, and most of his forearm was covered.

Why... I haven't seen you for two or three hours, and the primary school sister has developed another wave?
And a nice milky smell came again, Xu Zhimu felt more and more wrong.

He just wanted to stand up and turn on the light to see what was going on, but he found himself hugged tightly by the girl in his arms.

Taking advantage of the faint light, Xu Zhimu saw a cute baby face in front of him, with long eyelashes blinking unconsciously, and he didn't know what he was talking about in his sleep.

Bai... Bai Yaya? ! ! !
Xu Zhimu broke out in cold sweat immediately, how could it be Bai Yaya, where did the primary school sister go?
Xu Zhimu was still in a daze, when suddenly the door was pushed open, a tall figure stood at the door, and instantly turned on the light.

The elementary school sister stood at the door with a blank face, and she still had three dinners that she had just bought in her hand.

The gentle eyes like Qiutan exuded a strange light at this moment, looking at the two lying on the bed calmly.

"Qingqing, you, listen to my explanation!"

Xu Zhimu's head is covered in cold sweat, looking at Qingqing's calm water-like eyes, he always feels a chill on his neck.

It feels like what the primary school sister is holding is not dinner, but a hatchet for killing dogs.

At this time, Bai Yaya was also in a daze, rubbing her eyes, and her cute little face rubbed back and forth on Xu Zhimu's chest twice.

Um?I remember that sister Qingqing is not so mediocre...

"Miss Qingqing, why do you..."

Bai Yaya muttered childishly, slowly opened her eyes, and then opened them for a moment.

Xu Zhimu's handsome side face appeared in front of her eyes, and she was still hugging his waist tightly.

Moreover, Sister Qingqing was standing at the door, watching him and Xu Zhimu quietly.

Bai Yaya: (д)b
"Ahhhhh!!"

Bai Yaya screamed, her little face turned red immediately, she pulled the quilt directly, rolled herself into a twist, and hid in the quilt shivering.

"Qingqing, listen to my explanation, we are innocent, I..."

Xu Zhimu's legs were weak, and he slowly got off the bed, but the slightly messy sheets and Xu Zhimu's messy clothes, no one would believe it.

Liu Ningqing looked at Bai Yaya who was hiding under the quilt, and then at Xu Zhimu who looked flustered.

"You go out first."

Liu Ningqing said softly to Xu Zhimu.

"Qingqing..."

Xu Zhimu put on his shoes and tremblingly came to Liu Ningqing.

"go out."

Liu Ningqing repeated it again, and handed him the dinner she was carrying.

"The little one is waiting outside."

Xu Zhimu took the meal and walked out of the room in a hurry.

It's just that Xu Zhimu was thinking about one thing. The last time he just sent An Xiaomi back to the dormitory, he was severely punished three times.

Then this time... my life is over! ! !
(End of this chapter)