Do you think I look like a fairy?

Chapter 23 Dust to Dust, Earth to Earth

Hearing what the groom said, Wei Yi, who was a little tired in the carriage, regained his energy.

"Can't the coffin be lifted?"

"It's quite interesting, let's go and have a look."

After speaking, Wei Yi got up from the carriage, walked from the front, and walked towards the group of people to go back into the encirclement.

The groom followed him.

Originally, he thought that his Taoist priest might also be squeezed in, or that he could only inquire outside to see the excitement.

But to his surprise.

Every time Wei Yi took a step forward, the people around him began to consciously move to both sides, as if a passage had been specially reserved for him.

groom:"……"

People are really different!

Shaking his head, he also stared up from behind, because everyone is curious.

Seeing that everyone gave way to him, Wei Yi understood what they were thinking.

to be frank.

It really wasn't his hands and feet.

The reason why others give way to him every time he goes forward is because he is wearing this Taoist robe.

I have to say that sometimes having such an identity is actually quite useful.

Cross the encirclement of the crowd.

Wei Yi came behind the beating group of people in the center.

only saw.

This is a huge send-off team with dozens of people, not only relatives and friends in white clothes, but also the gong and drum team in front.

He looks like a rich man!
At this moment, someone shouted in the distance, and then separated the crowd:

"Give it up, let it go."

"Mr. Yin Yang is also in this team, ask Mr. to come out."

"Everyone, be quiet and don't panic. Let's talk about everything after our husband has finished reading it. Don't talk nonsense, so as not to cause any trouble."

"Please forgive me for any offense."

A middle-aged man in his 40s came out suddenly.

In this way, while talking to others, he separated the team, and let Mr. Yin Yang, who was wearing a black robe, walk to the side of the coffin.

"Please."

"You please..."

At this point, the people watching around slowly dispersed, and Mr. Yin Yang had already stood beside the coffin.

This Mr. Yin Yang is an old man with wrinkled skin, and he walks a little tremblingly.

but.

When he came over, he immediately patted the coffin that everyone avoided with his dry palm.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The voice was dull and thick, as if someone was responding.

With just such a light pat, everyone could only feel a cool breeze passing through the soles of their feet, and couldn't help shivering.

Sensing this cloudy wind, the old Mr. Yin Yang shook his head and sighed helplessly:
"Ah~"

"Your ancestor left unsafely."

"He doesn't want to leave the land where he was born and raised..."

Hearing this, the middle-aged man who just presided over the matter became a little anxious.

He hurriedly walked to the side of the old gentleman and said softly:
"Old sir, I know this too."

"But this matter absolutely does not involve unvirtuous wives and concubines, unfilial children and grandchildren."

"All these thoughts and grievances are the old man's unwillingness, but it is impossible for the living to suffocate the dead, isn't it?"

"Please ask the old man to think of a way."

"This matter can't go on like this. After a while, the sun goes down, and then things will be difficult to handle."

Once the coffin is dragged to the night for burial, there will be an explanation for the matter.

Maybe rumors will spread all over the sky the next day, and then this big family will have to be stabbed in the back from the back.

Hearing this, Mr. Yin Yang also shook his head helplessly:
"I saw that too."

"If it's true that something is wrong with the family, it's not just the coffin sitting on the ground."

"I've even seen bloody coffins. It's just a trivial matter to solve this."

Having said that, Mr. Yin Yang emphatically reminded him:
"The reason why I tell you this is to let you prepare well next time."

"Maybe there will be twists and turns in a while."

"By the way... the yellow paper and ingots you brought are not enough? If not, you have to get them as soon as possible, the sooner the better!"

Hearing this, the middle-aged man's face suddenly changed, and he said quickly:
"Enough is enough!"

"Brothers and sisters are very kind, and those carrying poles in the back are filled with gold and silver ingots, which are absolutely full."

"Next, I ask the old gentleman to take care of you."

"It's true that the old man is getting old, and he is even more afraid of death when he gets old. He... Sigh!"

At the end, the middle-aged man couldn't help but sigh heavily.

How can a son say anything about his father.

Mr. Yin Yang is an old man, he has lived for so many years, besides, he is mainly engaged in funeral affairs, so he naturally understands the inside story.

But he didn't say much.

It's just that he raised his eyes and glanced at Wei Yi who was eating melon beside him with some surprise.

And Wei Yi nodded slightly after noticing the old man's gaze, indicating that he was just a melon eater and would not grab business casually.

Seeing Wei Yi's kindness, the old gentleman nodded kindly.

Immediately afterwards, the old gentleman said:
"I also ask the master to catch the big rooster leading the way."

Middle-aged man: "Okay, here we come."

"Come here, bring the rooster."

After a yell, someone in front had already caught the big rooster.

Don't look at this old gentleman is very old.

But his skin is only shriveled, and the strength on the bones is very powerful.

The big cock that was still rambunctious in the hands of the servant just now was restrained immediately once it fell into the hands of the old Mr. Yin Yang.

"Giggle..."

Holding the chicken in his left hand, Mr. Yin Yang walked around the big coffin twice.

Then he stood beside the coffin and muttered:
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the journey of life is long, death is just the beginning of a new life, why do you still miss this land, let's go, let's go..."

After finishing speaking, he pinched the sword formula with his right hand, and lightly stroked the comb of that handsome big rooster pinched with his left hand.

Blood flowed out.

It just happened to land on the two fingers of his fingers.

"Let's go~ let's go~"

The cockscomb blood in Mr. Yinyang's hand tapped on the four poles carrying the coffin.

Just at this time.

The people who were watching the excitement at the side vaguely heard the sound of deflation.

"Pfft..."

Immediately afterwards, old Mr. Yin Yang waved to the four men:

"Raise the coffin!"

Hearing the command, the four shirtless men picked up the stick and lifted it up:

"One, two, three, get up!"

Under the eyes of everyone, the coffin that seemed to be growing on the ground just now was easily lifted up by the four of them.

The people who watched were amazed:
"What a god!"

"Oh my God, this old man is capable."

"..."

(End of this chapter)