Do you think I look like a fairy?

Chapter 3 Boy, do you think I look like a god?

Wei Yi struggled to run towards the distance.

I waited until my whole body became weak from running, and then I sat down slowly.

"Huh...huh...huh..."

"It's... really exciting."

"I've lived...for so many years...and...it's the first time I've encountered a ghost...it's really...really enlightening."

Wei Yi's breath was uneven, but he couldn't stop talking at this moment.

It's not that he's too talkative.

But only in this way can he suppress his fear.

Because there are too many forests in the whole mountain, there are too many winds, so many Wei Yi are a little frightened.

Walking alone in such an environment in the dark.

If he didn't find a way to vent it, he felt that his whole body would collapse directly.

After resting for a while, he began to discern the direction.

Such a deep mountain.

Although he can't know east, west, north, south, but he can run with his back to the mass grave.

As long as you run in one direction, you will be able to run out of this weird mountain in the end.

"This mountain is too dangerous."

"Fortunately, I have you, otherwise I would be gone."

Wei Yi looked at the scarecrow in his hand happily.

Although if he didn't know how to use the scarecrow, the scarecrow saved his life.

For him now, enough is enough.

However, just after he finished speaking, he felt his stomach gurgling.

"Uh……"

"It's too inappropriate."

Who said that it is normal for him to be tired and hungry after running for so long, but the problem is that he did not run out of the mountain.

Where do you go for food at this time?

For a while, he could only observe the very ordinary scarecrow in his hand.

This diverts attention, then I'm not hungry.

Sudden.

Wei Yi, who was walking on the road, suddenly heard a rustling sound on the side of the road.

"Swish..."

The moment I heard that voice.

Wei Yi's expression changed.

No way?
My idea wouldn't be like this, would it?
Just when he was praying, hoping to be a small animal, not some monster or ghost.

The nearby grass moved.

"brush!"

A large clump of grass was pushed away from the middle.

There was a big rock inside, and a figure with his back on it.

"Young boy~"

"Do you think I look like a god~"

The voice was like two grinding sands rolling, rough and sharp, although there was a trace of vicissitudes, but it gave people a strange feeling.

"Ok?"

Wei Yi's eyes were fixed.

At this time, he had already seen the figure on the big rock.

All I could see was a small figure squatting on a rock, its size should not exceed one meter.

On his head was a small ragged felt hat.

Two stalks of hay were inserted from above, and it seemed to be dusty.

Wearing something like a coir raincoat.

It was clothes made of marian grass.

There is also a braid made of marian grass on the side.

Looked like an old man.

"Young boy~"

"Look at me~ do I look like a god~"

When he asked the second time, his voice became sharper, and the dark wind and dark night set off each other, making the whole night even more gloomy.

at the same time.

He raised his head slightly.

Under the night, although Wei Yi couldn't see the face under the worn-out felt hat clearly, he could see the pair of green eyes.

That iconic animal pupil.

That cruel look.

Wei Yi instantly recognized what it was.

Followed by.

His body trembled a little.

Wong Tai Sin!
This is Huang Daxian who met the begging beggar!

For a moment, he thought of the rivers and lakes stories his father had told him.

According to the old man.

Generally, Huang Daxian asks for the title, that is the fate of both parties, and it is beneficial to both parties.

but.

Everything is based on the premise that Huang Daxian is walking the right way and doing the right way.

And the criteria for judging all of this are simple.

That's what he's asking for.

If I ask you: "My fellow, do you think I look like a human~"

Bow to you while speaking.

Then you just need to say to him: "Like a human being."

At this time, he will take advantage of the trend and roll on the ground, and he will be able to transform into a human form.

At this time, both sides are happy.

but.

If you encounter someone who is not following the right path, you will ask different questions.

Especially when you encounter someone who asks you whether you look like a god or a fairy, that's a completely crooked way.

After all, this seal is based on the luck of both positions. You are an ordinary person, and if you seal a person, the other party can reward you with his practice.

but.

How can ordinary people confer immortality and godhood?
That is exclusive to the Emperor.

If you agree, then from now on, your family will be implicated for generations.

The yin spirit is unstable, and the yang people suffer.

In the end, when he finished asking for the seal, he had to empty out your internal organs and control you to build temples.

obviously.

The Huang Daxian who looked like a little old man with fierce eyes in front of him was a standard crooked way.

Wei Yi was thinking.

However, Huang Daxian, who was on the opposite side, became a little impatient when he saw that he had asked twice and the other party still hadn't responded.

"The young..."

"Do you think I look like a god??"

The voice was shrill and sharp, and the half-squatting figure stood up, its paws glowing blue in the shadows, and those green eyes became even colder.

not good!

Wei Yi was startled.

This Huang Daxian is already impatient.

If it is delayed any longer, I am afraid that things may develop in an unpredictable direction.

"I see you..."

"I look at you like a piece of bullshit!!"

Wei Yi yelled violently, his eyes were fierce, and he rushed towards Huang Daxian in three steps at a time.

Tigers don't show their power, you treat me as a sick cat.

That ghost thing doesn't have a body, so just bully me, you dare to threaten me even with a yellow skin.

I think you have never seen the iron fist of the proletariat.

"die!"

An inexplicable force appeared, Wei Yi grabbed its straw coir raincoat with his right hand, squeezed the scarecrow with his left hand, and slammed his iron fist at Huang Pizi's forehead.

The coir raincoat that was originally disguised as a man has now become his prison, and he can't break free for a while.

"Young man, you made a big mistake."

"You will... ah!!"

Before the sharp voice finished speaking, Wei Yi received an old punch.

"It's your mother's fault!"

"Death to me!!"

Wei Yi also became ruthless.

The whole person was like a madman, so he held the scarecrow and hammered Huang Daxian fiercely.

Every time the hammer went down, the straw man was getting hot, but it was because he was too excited to feel it.

All the grievances, all the anger were ruthlessly vented under this old punch, punch, punch, punch!

Huang Pizi was still resisting at first, but in the end, he could only twitch uncontrollably.

Wei Yi's hands were dripping with blood, even the scarecrow was covered in blood, and he didn't even know that Huang Pizi was dead.

at last.

Overjoyed and saddened, Wei Yi felt his body go limp, and the scarecrow in his hand came out, piercing the darkness in his bewildered eyes.

Immediately afterwards, it was just a trance, and he felt vaguely that he had come out of the barren mountain, because he saw the moon.

The next moment, he felt as if he had fallen heavily to the ground, and without taking a breath, he directly fainted to the ground.

Only the scarecrow continued to heat up.

Suddenly a carriage passed by on the main road, and the groom who was driving found Wei Yi lying on the ground, and suddenly exclaimed:
"Master, there is a wounded Taoist priest here."

A gentle voice suddenly sounded in the car, and said to the groom:

"Bring him up."

"Yes."

(End of this chapter)