The first free king of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 504 Cannon?Tianlei, want to fart
Chapter 504 Cannon?Tianlei, want to fart
source?
Well, this source, of course, has a lot of background...
The origin of this gentleman guarding the gate of the country also comes from the Ming Dynasty later, I don’t know how many years have passed since now.
How to explain this?
In the Sutras of Mathematics.
The Ming Dynasty is well-deserved as the most backbone dynasty. Few emperors can be like the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, fighting the country and guarding the country by themselves.
Being both a king and a general, it is not as good as other emperors sitting firmly in the back. The emperor of the Ming Dynasty will always be at the forefront of the battlefield, driving the audience with his own blood.
The Ming Empire was not as good as the Han Dynasty in exchange for property, and it was not as good as the Tang Dynasty in exchange for women.
Several times of life and death, several times of stubborn resistance.
Such as Ming Taizu Ming Chengzu bloody battle on the battlefield, such as Ming Yingzong Ming Shenzong would rather die than surrender.
When Li Zicheng broke through Beijing, Emperor Chongzhen also insisted on his final responsibility as an emperor.
Hang himself in exchange for the immortality of the people.
The son of heaven guards the gate of the country, the king dies in the country, the soldiers are buried in the battlefield, the daughter dies in the country, the soul song of Beiliang in glory, 30 heroic souls guard the gate, wear my Han neon clothes, and marry my Han son.
This kind of national integrity and dynasty pride is worth learning from throughout the history of China!
The reason why I mentioned it to my cheap old man is because my old man is also doing his own thing.
He should be the person who can understand the meaning of these words the most.
I also hope that these words will have some effect on the future emperor, and I can think about it when I do stupid things in the future.
His son-in-law really broke his heart for this cheap old man...
Several old men looked at each other and smiled, "knowing it well".
This kid is still so "low-key".
If such allusions exist in history, how can it be possible for them to be unrevealed?
It can only prove that this kid thought it himself.
At this age, one can think of national integrity, family and country righteousness and other levels, as expected of a kid like Su Fan...
Li Rou'er's beautiful eyes are tactful, and there is pride hidden in her eyes. The ripples are constantly rippling on Tang Sufan who is talking with his father and several elders...
Immediately, she quietly watched a piece of meat being caught in Tang Sufan's bowl.
The father and the others are also really, they keep making Brother Fan drink alcohol, and they haven't eaten much of the food yet, but they drank a lot...
"By the way, Su Fan, you just said that the dignity is above the edge of the sword, which is convincing, but what you said later, that cannon...what is it?"
"Cannon? Ahem..."
Changsun Wuji, the old bastard, really pays more attention to details.
This sentence made Tang Sufan look strange when asked directly.
Then Tang Sufan tidied up his words, his face was a little unnatural...
"How should I put it? This cannon... To put it simply, it is a weapon, a weapon that you have never seen before, and you can't even imagine..."
weapon?
If you want to say this, Li Shimin will not be sleepy.
Immediately, Li Shimin's chopsticks that were reaching out to the shabu-shabu stopped immediately, and turned his head to look.
"Weapon? Su Fan, what weapon is it?"
"Oh, weapon, Su Fan, is it as powerful as my horse lance?"
Cheng Yaojin puffed up his chest and folded his stomach, and kept saying something.
Tang Sufan squinted and cast a glance.
"Ma Qiang? Heh, Ma Qiang is a fart. In front of this thing, a mere Ma Qiang is not worthy of carrying shoes for "others"~"
Cheng Yaojin was stunned, and immediately wanted to fight, his face straightened,
"Hey boy, are you bullying me, Ma Qian?"
"It's not about your Ma Suli being unfavorable~"
A mysterious smile appeared on the corner of Tang Sufan's mouth, and the minds of the people at the table were immediately attracted by this guy's expression.
"And even with the best weapon in the world today, it can't compare to others..."
Li Shimin frowned tightly, this kid, is he talking about the magic weapon of the fairy family?
That's right, this kid is someone who can show clairvoyance. How can there be any falsehood in what this kid said?
Even if I'm drunk, I feel like I'm talking six or seven words at least.
Li Rou'er on the side frowned and thought for a while, with a peaceful smile on her face, she asked Tang Sufan...
"Brother Fan, then this "cannon"...is definitely not an ordinary mortal weapon?"
And Li Shimin and a few old men also hurriedly followed them.
Fortunately, the girl Yuzhang asked, otherwise, given this kid's urinating nature, he would have to hold it for a while.
As expected, Tang Sufan's complexion changed and he explained carefully.
"Rou'er is really smart. As for the cannon, the so-called cannon is a kind of utensil, made of huge iron, which shoots out a powerful...er..."stone"...that's right, it's a "stone"...and then The "stone" flew for several miles and landed in one place, like a thunder falling from the sky, its power is terrifying!"
Regarding this explanation, Tang Sufan also thought about it in his heart.
Try to explain it in a way that my future daughter-in-law and these old hats from the Tang Dynasty can barely understand.
To really explain the principle of cannonballs to them, sitting here in class all afternoon is not enough.
"Stone"?
Thunder?
Li Shimin and the others were skeptical of Tang Sufan's words.
Why is this kid talking so fast?
How can the stone have anything to do with Tianlei?
No matter how hard a stone is dropped, can it still turn into the power of thunder?
Is it so noisy?
But it's all thunder, what weapons do you guys talk about?
Is it a bit too bullying?
Cheng Yaojin immediately said with a muffled grunt.
"You boy, I'm afraid this isn't a magic weapon of the fairy family. Is it comparable to the weapons of the mortal world? You boy, hmph, you are quite stingy..."
"Hey, it's really not a magic weapon of the fairy family, it can be made by ordinary people, otherwise I'm just joking with you by telling you so much?"
Tang Sufan smiled casually, chatting with Cheng Yaojin while holding the vegetables.
"What? Can a mortal make this weapon?!"
Li Shimin let out a breath of air, and rushed directly from the soles of his feet to his internal organs.
In a short time, the corner of Li Junxian's mouth twitched, can this thing exist?Doesn't that directly grasp the power of the sky thunder?
Only a fool would believe this!
Just when Li Junxian was secretly smiling for his sobriety, he saw the serious and reasonable expression of His Majesty next to him.
The serious and solemn faces of the elders...
And the princess's adoring, unbelievable little eyes...
Li Junxian: …
"Su Fan, are you serious?"
"Su Fan, how can a mortal be able to make such an artifact, is it just a joke?"
Several old men hurriedly asked with serious expressions.
You kid had better be joking, isn't it? Don't talk about them, Your Majesty is going to be unable to sleep all day and all night again.
Such gods that sound close to Tao, if mortals can create them?
What will that look like?How could they not know what it represented?
Tang Sufan smiled undetectably sinisterly.
This dog emperor, you can't eat it.
Tang Sufan waved his hand and raised his body slightly, the longing on his face tickled Li Shimin's heart.
"That's natural. If there are more than ten sects, Tubo Tuyuhun is nothing more than cannon fodder. Even if there are tens of thousands of troops, they can't be wiped out in an instant!"
Tang Sufan lined up the table, speaking in a cadence, Li Shimin's heart was uplifted, as if the door to a new world was about to open.
Immediately, Li Shimin couldn't help but enlarge his eyes a little bit, and asked solemnly.
"Then Su Fan, do you know how to refine this weapon?"
Tang Sufan: "You want to fart."
Li Shimin: …
..........................................
(End of this chapter)
(End of this chapter)
source?
Well, this source, of course, has a lot of background...
The origin of this gentleman guarding the gate of the country also comes from the Ming Dynasty later, I don’t know how many years have passed since now.
How to explain this?
In the Sutras of Mathematics.
The Ming Dynasty is well-deserved as the most backbone dynasty. Few emperors can be like the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, fighting the country and guarding the country by themselves.
Being both a king and a general, it is not as good as other emperors sitting firmly in the back. The emperor of the Ming Dynasty will always be at the forefront of the battlefield, driving the audience with his own blood.
The Ming Empire was not as good as the Han Dynasty in exchange for property, and it was not as good as the Tang Dynasty in exchange for women.
Several times of life and death, several times of stubborn resistance.
Such as Ming Taizu Ming Chengzu bloody battle on the battlefield, such as Ming Yingzong Ming Shenzong would rather die than surrender.
When Li Zicheng broke through Beijing, Emperor Chongzhen also insisted on his final responsibility as an emperor.
Hang himself in exchange for the immortality of the people.
The son of heaven guards the gate of the country, the king dies in the country, the soldiers are buried in the battlefield, the daughter dies in the country, the soul song of Beiliang in glory, 30 heroic souls guard the gate, wear my Han neon clothes, and marry my Han son.
This kind of national integrity and dynasty pride is worth learning from throughout the history of China!
The reason why I mentioned it to my cheap old man is because my old man is also doing his own thing.
He should be the person who can understand the meaning of these words the most.
I also hope that these words will have some effect on the future emperor, and I can think about it when I do stupid things in the future.
His son-in-law really broke his heart for this cheap old man...
Several old men looked at each other and smiled, "knowing it well".
This kid is still so "low-key".
If such allusions exist in history, how can it be possible for them to be unrevealed?
It can only prove that this kid thought it himself.
At this age, one can think of national integrity, family and country righteousness and other levels, as expected of a kid like Su Fan...
Li Rou'er's beautiful eyes are tactful, and there is pride hidden in her eyes. The ripples are constantly rippling on Tang Sufan who is talking with his father and several elders...
Immediately, she quietly watched a piece of meat being caught in Tang Sufan's bowl.
The father and the others are also really, they keep making Brother Fan drink alcohol, and they haven't eaten much of the food yet, but they drank a lot...
"By the way, Su Fan, you just said that the dignity is above the edge of the sword, which is convincing, but what you said later, that cannon...what is it?"
"Cannon? Ahem..."
Changsun Wuji, the old bastard, really pays more attention to details.
This sentence made Tang Sufan look strange when asked directly.
Then Tang Sufan tidied up his words, his face was a little unnatural...
"How should I put it? This cannon... To put it simply, it is a weapon, a weapon that you have never seen before, and you can't even imagine..."
weapon?
If you want to say this, Li Shimin will not be sleepy.
Immediately, Li Shimin's chopsticks that were reaching out to the shabu-shabu stopped immediately, and turned his head to look.
"Weapon? Su Fan, what weapon is it?"
"Oh, weapon, Su Fan, is it as powerful as my horse lance?"
Cheng Yaojin puffed up his chest and folded his stomach, and kept saying something.
Tang Sufan squinted and cast a glance.
"Ma Qiang? Heh, Ma Qiang is a fart. In front of this thing, a mere Ma Qiang is not worthy of carrying shoes for "others"~"
Cheng Yaojin was stunned, and immediately wanted to fight, his face straightened,
"Hey boy, are you bullying me, Ma Qian?"
"It's not about your Ma Suli being unfavorable~"
A mysterious smile appeared on the corner of Tang Sufan's mouth, and the minds of the people at the table were immediately attracted by this guy's expression.
"And even with the best weapon in the world today, it can't compare to others..."
Li Shimin frowned tightly, this kid, is he talking about the magic weapon of the fairy family?
That's right, this kid is someone who can show clairvoyance. How can there be any falsehood in what this kid said?
Even if I'm drunk, I feel like I'm talking six or seven words at least.
Li Rou'er on the side frowned and thought for a while, with a peaceful smile on her face, she asked Tang Sufan...
"Brother Fan, then this "cannon"...is definitely not an ordinary mortal weapon?"
And Li Shimin and a few old men also hurriedly followed them.
Fortunately, the girl Yuzhang asked, otherwise, given this kid's urinating nature, he would have to hold it for a while.
As expected, Tang Sufan's complexion changed and he explained carefully.
"Rou'er is really smart. As for the cannon, the so-called cannon is a kind of utensil, made of huge iron, which shoots out a powerful...er..."stone"...that's right, it's a "stone"...and then The "stone" flew for several miles and landed in one place, like a thunder falling from the sky, its power is terrifying!"
Regarding this explanation, Tang Sufan also thought about it in his heart.
Try to explain it in a way that my future daughter-in-law and these old hats from the Tang Dynasty can barely understand.
To really explain the principle of cannonballs to them, sitting here in class all afternoon is not enough.
"Stone"?
Thunder?
Li Shimin and the others were skeptical of Tang Sufan's words.
Why is this kid talking so fast?
How can the stone have anything to do with Tianlei?
No matter how hard a stone is dropped, can it still turn into the power of thunder?
Is it so noisy?
But it's all thunder, what weapons do you guys talk about?
Is it a bit too bullying?
Cheng Yaojin immediately said with a muffled grunt.
"You boy, I'm afraid this isn't a magic weapon of the fairy family. Is it comparable to the weapons of the mortal world? You boy, hmph, you are quite stingy..."
"Hey, it's really not a magic weapon of the fairy family, it can be made by ordinary people, otherwise I'm just joking with you by telling you so much?"
Tang Sufan smiled casually, chatting with Cheng Yaojin while holding the vegetables.
"What? Can a mortal make this weapon?!"
Li Shimin let out a breath of air, and rushed directly from the soles of his feet to his internal organs.
In a short time, the corner of Li Junxian's mouth twitched, can this thing exist?Doesn't that directly grasp the power of the sky thunder?
Only a fool would believe this!
Just when Li Junxian was secretly smiling for his sobriety, he saw the serious and reasonable expression of His Majesty next to him.
The serious and solemn faces of the elders...
And the princess's adoring, unbelievable little eyes...
Li Junxian: …
"Su Fan, are you serious?"
"Su Fan, how can a mortal be able to make such an artifact, is it just a joke?"
Several old men hurriedly asked with serious expressions.
You kid had better be joking, isn't it? Don't talk about them, Your Majesty is going to be unable to sleep all day and all night again.
Such gods that sound close to Tao, if mortals can create them?
What will that look like?How could they not know what it represented?
Tang Sufan smiled undetectably sinisterly.
This dog emperor, you can't eat it.
Tang Sufan waved his hand and raised his body slightly, the longing on his face tickled Li Shimin's heart.
"That's natural. If there are more than ten sects, Tubo Tuyuhun is nothing more than cannon fodder. Even if there are tens of thousands of troops, they can't be wiped out in an instant!"
Tang Sufan lined up the table, speaking in a cadence, Li Shimin's heart was uplifted, as if the door to a new world was about to open.
Immediately, Li Shimin couldn't help but enlarge his eyes a little bit, and asked solemnly.
"Then Su Fan, do you know how to refine this weapon?"
Tang Sufan: "You want to fart."
Li Shimin: …
..........................................
(End of this chapter)
(End of this chapter)
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