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Chapter 53 Dad, Don't Pull Me Afraid!
The rental house that Jiang Bai rented was divided into six rooms. In order to distinguish them easily, the landlord posted a number on the door of each room.

Jiang Bai lived in Room 5.

"Squeak!"

The door of Room 1 near the door opened slowly.

A small head popped out.

It was a little boy with a tiger head and a tiger brain, who looked about five or six years old, with a big snot dripping from his nose, and the chest of his clothes was full of traces left by the snot drying off.

He poked his head out and glanced back and forth, then ran out, picked up the takeaway at the gate very skillfully and naturally, and returned home.

As if the takeaway was his own.

"Xiaohao, you take out food from someone else!"

In the room, a man was lying on the bed and was brushing Douyin, when he saw it, he reprimanded him.

But his tone and expression did not mean to blame at all, on the contrary, there was a hint of encouragement.

I almost touched my son's dog's head and said "nice job" with a smile.

This room is a little bigger than the one Jiang Bai lived in. It is estimated to be more than [-] square meters. It is the largest room in this partitioned rental house. It is transformed from the original living room. It has a kitchen, a bathroom, and a small balcony.

It can be said that although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs.

There is a family of three living in the room.

The host's name is Wu Zhengyi, the hostess' name is Liu Lian, and the tiger-headed little boy is Wu Zihao, whose nickname is Xiaohao, and he is their son.

Hearing his father's words, Xiaohao sniffed his nose and said nonchalantly, "I like pizza, but if you don't buy it for me, of course I get pizza by my own efforts."

"Son, you're promising."

Wu Zhengyi walked over, stroked his son's dog's head, and took the takeaway from his hand to take a look.

There was a note on the order saying it was for dogs.

"Apologize! This kid must have done it on purpose, calling me a dog!" Wu Zhengyi's face sank, and while unpacking the takeaway package, he cursed in a low voice: "Eating your takeaway is worth seeing, so f*cking stingy! From now on, as long as you If you're still living here, you don't even want to eat shit!"

As the pizza box is opened, it is steaming and the aroma is wafting.

"It smells so good! Dad, I want to eat, I want to eat!" Xiaohao cried impatiently.

"Don't worry, let me have a taste first."

Wu Zhengyi put on his gloves, picked up a piece of pizza, put it into his mouth, and commented on it while eating: "Well, the pizza in this store is really good, with plenty of ingredients and very chewy."

"I just don't know what kind of pizza this time, it's not listed on the order, but it's delicious."

"It's delicious, hey, it's really good. This kid is not a good person, but he's pretty good at eating."

Soon, Wu Zhengyi stuffed a piece of pizza into his mouth.

The little Hao Halazi next to him flew straight down three thousand feet, and he didn't wear gloves, so he just grabbed it and ate it.

"Why is it a bit sticky to the teeth, a fly in the ointment, a fly in the ointment..."

Wu Zhengyi muttered, picked up the iced black tea and unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip.

Smacked his lips.

"The iced black tea in this western restaurant is different, much better than the unified one." Wu Zhengyi nodded in satisfaction.

Then he raised his neck and drank most of the bottle in one go.

"Hiccup~"

Hiccup a long hiccup.

Then he picked up a piece of pizza and ate it.

The father and son called a wolf.

At this time, a woman came out of the bathroom, sniffed her nose, and said doubtfully, "Husband, did you secretly buy durian?"

"No."

"Then why do I seem to smell a roasted durian..."

Wu Zhengyi waved: "Honey, come and try this pizza, it's delicious."

"Take someone else's takeaway again? Xiaohao, how many times have I told you, why don't you change it?"

Liu Lian said something feigning anger, then sat down at the table, put on disposable gloves naturally, picked up a piece of pizza and ate it.

As soon as she took a bite, she felt something was wrong.

"Why does this pizza taste a bit like durian... Huh? What is this?"

Liu Lian frowned, staring at a small black lump on the pizza, which looked like beef cubes.

She picked it up and put it in her mouth, chewing slowly.

Suddenly, his face changed.

It's as ugly as eating hot xiang.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

Wu Zhengyi patted his wife on the back lightly and said, "Wife, eat slowly, you're choking."

On the opposite side of the table, Wu Zihao finished eating a piece of pizza, took a big sip of iced black tea, and muttered, "Why does it look like urine?"

"Hey!" Liu Lian was still retching and couldn't even utter a word.

Wu Zhengyi glared at his son, "What nonsense, this is a foreign-made iced tea..."

"But it's really similar. I've drank it secretly before, and it tastes like this..." Wu Zihao said confidently, poking his neck.

"you……"

Wu Zhengyi wanted to say something else.

At this time, Liu Lian raised her hand and swept across the table.

Pizza and iced tea all fell to the floor.

"Wife, why are you crazy!"

"Don't eat it! The pizza is full of shi!" Liu Lian shouted.

"what!?"

Wu Zhengyi was dumbfounded.

He hurriedly picked up the pizza in his hand and looked at it carefully, then took it to his nose and sniffed it twice.

"It's... really shit!"

Wu Zhengyi's pupils shrank suddenly, and his face changed immediately.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

……

The whole family felt as if a blender was running crazily in their stomachs, and they began to "crack" crazily, almost vomiting out all their internal organs.

The disgusting smell irritated the nasal cavity and taste buds severely.

And that even more terrifying psychological shadow...

The whole room was filled with an indescribable smell, even if Lao Ba came in, he would have to leave with his nose covered.

"This, this bastard must have done it on purpose, I'll go to him to settle the score!"

Wu Zhengyi's face was extremely ferocious, he stood up against the wall and went to Jiang Bai to claim compensation, "If he doesn't pay us one hundred and eighty thousand, I will never end with him! No... Wucao!"

"Cuckoo!"

Stomach protesting frantically.

It was as if there was a torrent rushing towards Pi Yanzi.

Wu Zhengyi shuddered, his body straightened suddenly, his legs tightened, and his sphincter muscles tightened.

There are too many waste substances and various bacteria in shi, and it is easy for the human body to have diarrhea after direct ingestion...

And Wu Zhengyi ate the most.

Coupled with psychological effects.

It can only be said that the intention came too fast like a tornado...

"Porphyrin..."

"Pfft!"

"Foggrass! Wu Zhengyi, you're pulling your trouser pockets!"

"Dad, don't make me afraid!"

Wu Zhengyi let out a long breath, with a relieved smile on his face.

Forget it, accept your fate.

It's a pleasure to release it...

Wu Zihao hid at the door, covering his mouth, his eyes terrified.

Liu Lian rolled her eyes and "squeaked" even more vigorously.

(End of this chapter)