The Sims of the Realms

Chapter 3 Cremation?Great job!

"you are?"

Wen Cai asked with sleepy eyes.

"I'm going down to Lin Weiran, I want to see Uncle Jiu."

"Oh, come in." Wencai opened the door and led Lin Weiran into the courtyard, where several coffins could be seen lying aside.

"Get promoted and get rich, get promoted and get rich..."

Lin Weiran silently thought about getting promoted and getting rich.

When he came to the backyard, Lin Weiran saw Uncle Nine. Uncle Nine raised his energy and just finished a set of punches. After finishing his punches, he slowly let out a breath of foul air, naturally exuding the detached temperament of a Taoist master.

"Wen Cai, who is this son?"

Uncle Jiu's standard unibrow made people feel close, Wencai didn't speak, Lin Weiran clasped his fists and said: "In Xialin Weiran, just because things are not going well at home, I want to relocate my father's grave, so I come here to ask Uncle Jiu to look at Feng Shui. "

"Look at Feng Shui? Two oceans!"

Wen Cai's eyes lit up, and he rushed to speak.

Uncle Jiu glared at Wen Cai and shouted: "Shut up, you have the right to speak? There are no rules at all, don't neglect Mr. Lin, and entertain guests without tea!"

"Master Lin laughed."

Uncle Jiu said helplessly.

Lin Weiran smiled lightly and said, "Uncle Jiu, you're welcome. I've heard of Uncle Jiu's name for a long time. Money is not a problem. I'll give you ten dollars, so I'll thank Uncle Jiu."

Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up.

This kid...is on the road!

"It's easy to say, Mr. Lin, wait a moment."

Wen Cai invited Lin Weiran to drink tea in the pavilion, while Uncle Jiu went back to the house, and came out after a while, it turned out he had changed into a Taoist robe.

"I heard that Uncle Nine was born in Maoshan. When I saw him today, he really lived up to his reputation. Even if he was killed, he would never have imagined that the small Renjia Town is actually a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger."

"Where, there are many people who are more powerful than Pindao on Maoshan Mountain, and Pindao's meager ability is just to make a living."

Uncle Jiu said modestly.

Lin Weiran admires Uncle Jiu's low-key manner of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. Strictly speaking, Uncle Jiu is also a man of high morals.

"Young Master Lin, lead the way."

Uncle Jiu was ready and set off.

Lin Weiran didn't say anything about moving the grave.

I just looked for those men from last night. By the way, two of the five people are said to have left Renjia Town overnight.

And it's still dragging the family.

However, the remaining three introduced a few more acquaintances. Wealth and wealth are in danger, and Lin Weiran's money is very fragrant, so it is worth taking a little risk.

.........

Everyone finally arrived in front of Lin Yiqi's stele.

Lin Weiran knelt down with a plop, tears streaming down the corners of her eyes uncontrollably.

"Dad~"

"It's really unfilial to disturb your old man. Please bear with me a little bit, and my son will take you to your new home..."

Lin Weiran cried sadly.

Crying for the grave, Lin Weiran is an old actor.

When he cried, no one felt the same way.

Lo and behold, this is professionalism!

Even Uncle Jiu was shocked.

"Master Lin...you are a filial son!"

Uncle Jiu sighed and walked around the cemetery twice. The next second Uncle Jiu frowned tightly, and Lin Weiran asked nervously:
"Uncle Jiu, is there a problem?"

Uncle Jiu nodded in Taoist robes and said, "Unfortunately, this is the acupoint where the dragonfly touches the water, which is originally a good feng shui acupoint.

Buried here, the descendants of Fuyin and Enze, but I heard you say that everything goes wrong in the family, and the bad luck is obviously a Fengshui problem. "

"What should I do?"

"I can only dig it out and have a look!"

Lin Weiran nodded, and nodded to several people, and several large ones picked up the tools, and the dirt flew up, and the coffin was quickly dug.

Uncle Jiu took a look and understood, and then asked, "Does your father have any problems with that Feng Shui master?"

Lin Weiran rolled his eyes:
"Uh, this land originally belonged to Mr. Feng Shui. My late father bought it with money after he knew about it..."

Uncle Jiu interrupted Lin Weiran before he finished speaking: "It's just a lure? No threat?" Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Weiran with burning eyes.

Lin Weiran just laughed.

"Hmph!" Uncle Jiu said with certainty with a soft snort, "It must be a threat, otherwise, how could he harm your family? He just touched the water cave, but he covered it with cement? Hmph!"

Lin Weiran asked urgently: "Then what?"

"It needs to be covered with snowflakes! The head of the coffin can't touch the water, how can it be called superficial water? Fortunately, the Feng Shui master still has a conscience and let you move the grave after 20 years!"

As soon as Uncle Jiu finished speaking, Lin Weiran cupped his hands and bowed: "My late father did something wrong, and I dare not forget the lessons of 20 years.

For the matter of moving the grave, I can only thank Uncle Jiu, I implore Uncle Jiu to find a good acupuncture point for my late father, so that my father's spirit in heaven can rest in peace! "

Uncle Jiu sighed: "Father is too late, Master Lin should be able to feel your filial piety, and I will do my best."

"Thank you, Uncle Jiu!"

While speaking, everyone had already dug out the coffin, and the only way to bury the dragonfly in the water cave was to bury the coffin vertically.

The ancestors were buried vertically, and the future generations must be great!

It can be said that Feng Shui was broken, Fuze could not be in place, the coffin was dug out, and Uncle Jiu began to do things, chanting words in his mouth:
"Everyone! Today, Mr. Lin will see the sun again. All ages are 36, 23, 35, and 48. Those who belong to the rooster and the ox turn around and avoid!"

As soon as the voice fell, several people turned around.

"Why are you turning around? You are your father's son!" Seeing Lin Weiran also turning around, Uncle Jiu said speechlessly.

Lin Weiran sneered: "I'm used to it."

Uncle Jiu was puzzled, what was the habit of doing this.

Closer to home, after a while, Uncle Jiu said solemnly: "The evasion is over, everyone tidy up your clothes and prepare to open the coffin!"

Several wrestlers knocked open the lid of the coffin, but before it could be opened, two crows suddenly appeared in the forest, croaking.

Uncle Jiu's face changed and he said: "When the coffin was opened, crows were singing, crows are an ominous thing, and there are two of them at the same time!

It's a double whammy,

It can be described as a bad omen! "

Lin Weiran shuddered: "Thank you Ninth Uncle!"

Uncle Jiu waved for someone to open the lid of the coffin, and in an instant, black air filled the air wantonly, and the disgusting stench hit the face.

Lin Weiran held his breath ahead of time.

Soon, the black air dissipated to reveal the person in the coffin. Lin Weiran took a look and took a step back in fright. Uncle Jiu also frowned.

"The corpse does not rot, but the corpse's aura is permeating. Young Master Lin, your father may become a zombie because of the Dragonfly Touching Water Cave!"

"Zombie!" Lin Weiran's voice was a little higher: "Uncle Jiu, what would happen if my late father turned into a zombie? Biting?"

Uncle Jiu nodded and said: "Zombies not only bite people, but the first to bite are the closest relatives, that is to say, Young Master Lin..."

"What should I do?"

Lin Weiran interrupted and asked.

Uncle Jiu thought: "Cremate on the spot!"

Lin Weiran raised her eyebrows: "Cremation? OK!"

Ninth Uncle: "..."

Seems like something is not right.

Not only that, Lin Weiran quickly asked a few people to pour a large bag of glutinous rice into the coffin, seeing Uncle Jiu was a little bit surprised, Lin Weiran explained: "Prevent resurrection."

Ninth Uncle: "..."

"This is your father!"

"Yeah, I can only kill relatives righteously..."

Then, under Uncle Jiu's disappointed gaze, the old man Ren who had not yet turned into a zombie was just burned by Lin Weiran.

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