The journey to the heavens starts from the underground station

Chapter 285
Li Yu's original intention was just to regain Marshal Canopy and let him better integrate into the team.

That pig is too lazy to work, cheating and playing tricks, this is a problem, and it needs to be corrected; the tight band is just a means, and it doesn't have to be worn on Ba Jie's head all the time.

But it was different in the monkey's ears.

Sun Wukong sleeps under the Five Elements Mountain, eating and sleeping in the open, living like a year, but the pig demon is lucky, not to mention being free, he actually ran to someone's house and became a door-to-door son-in-law!

Have a good time!

A comparison, one in the sky and one underground, how can this make the monkey feel at ease?

"Master, I don't think there is any need to go to Fuling Mountain to find it. The old man said just now that the goblin would come to the Gao family's back house every night to meet the third lady of the Gao family in private." Said: "Old man, take me to your back house and let your lady out, and wait to see what my old grandson does in the evening."

After hearing this, Mrs. Gao did not refuse anything, and personally took the master and apprentice to the backyard. The monkey cast a spell to break the spell restriction outside the embroidery building of the back house, and let the third lady of the Gao family come out.

When Gao Cuilan came out, the father and daughter met each other, weeping, Sun Wukong was soft-hearted, and let Gao Taigong take his daughter away, but he changed himself into a delicate woman, whose clothes and appearance were the same as Gao Cuilan's. I made a handkerchief, lightly covered my mouth and nose, frowned and shed tears, making people look at me with pity - this delicate appearance almost made Li Yu sick!

"Wukong, be normal, don't make such a mistake, I'm starting to feel chills as a teacher."

"Elder Tang, you look at this slave's house... Hey, master, don't read!" Wukong squeezed his throat deliberately, imitating Gao Cuilan and shouting, Li Yu's complexion changed, and he was about to recite the golden hoop curse. Quickly restored to its original appearance.

"Master, how is it?" Sun Wukong blew a breath, the tight band turned into a flowered hat, and grinned: "Guanyin's method, I don't think my old grandson has learned to use it, and I will catch that stinky pig at night , want him to look good."

"Success, you decide to do it yourself. After all, you will be a senior brother in the future. The focus is to make him obedient and obedient, so that you will be honest in the future."

"Master, just look at it!"

At night, Gao's family hid in the house early as usual. The huge house was silent. Looking from the sky, only Gao Cuilan's embroidered building in the back house was still lit.

In order not to let the pig see the flaws, Li Yu didn't show up, just waited in the room.

Sun Wukong changed into the appearance of Gao Cuilan early on, and the tight hoop that turned into a flower hat was placed on the table in the house; monkeys are restless, looking here and there in the room, killing time, waiting for pigs The demon is coming.

At Xu time, the moon and stars were sparse, and a dark cloud slowly drifted over.

As usual, Zhu Gang lowered his cloud head and knocked on the door of the embroidery building with ease.

"My lady, my lady, I'm back."

In the room, Monkey King sneered silently, and called softly, "Come in."

Hearing the words, the pig demon opened the door and entered the room. Sun Wukong raised his head and took a closer look. He saw that the pig demon had a black face and short hair, a long beak and big ears, a wide body and a fat body. Mao, looks very ugly.

"Hey, lady, I'm here." The pig demon was about to take off his clothes as he approached, with a silly smile on his face, and his mouth was about to close to Wukong's face.

Sun Wukong suppressed his nausea, pushed the pig's mouth away, and said coquettishly:
"I just wanted to do that when I came up! I'm not feeling well today! Sit down and I'll talk to you for a while."

"Hey, since the lady is not feeling well, let's go to bed early. If you have anything to say, we husband and wife will talk on the bed. After the words are finished, my old pig will definitely make the lady feel comfortable."

Row!Just based on these words, you have to recite it a few more times after you finish the magic spell!Sun Wukong secretly decided not to turn his head away from looking at the pig demon, and said in his mouth, "You can't wait a little longer!"

"Wife wants to wait, of course you have to wait!" The pig demon sat down with a smile, and stretched out his hand to grab Wukong's hand.

The monkey didn't resist either, and let him hold his left hand to caress it. He turned around, picked up the flowered hat with the other hand, and passed it forward: "I have nothing to do during the day, so I sewed a flowered hat for you. Put it on and see if it fits."

"Young lady usually speaks sarcasticly, how can you be so considerate today." The pig demon muttered, although he was puzzled, but he was already obsessed with sex, so he didn't care to think about it, so he took it casually, put it on the top of his head, and said with a smile: "My lady The craftsmanship is naturally good, you see, the size is just right! My lady, I’m wearing this hat too, it’s getting late, why don’t you go to bed early?”

"Hmph." Seeing that he put on the hat and put it on, Sun Wukong stopped perfunctory, withdrew his hand, and said with a sneer, "You only want to rest in your heart, but you don't know, my father wants to invite a mage to descend on you." And you!"

"Please go! Please go!" The pig demon patted his chest indifferently: "I have the transformation of the sky, the nine-tooth nail palladium, what kind of mage are I afraid of? It is my father-in-law who is devout, please go down to the lower realm of the ancestor of the nine-day demon, that is me My best friend, I used to listen to Ziwei Emperor's tent together, in terms of ranking, I am still ahead of him!"

"So, you really have a history!" Sun Wukong teased.

The pig demon proudly continued: "Of course, I told you a long time ago, my old pig is the head of the four arctic sages in the heaven, the canopy commander in the lower realm, the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, which one doesn't make friends with me? Even if he invites you all over the world, that's..."

"But what he invited was the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!" Before he could finish speaking, Sun Wukong said with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and changed the topic.

"Take my old pig... What are you talking about! Who! Monkey King?"

The pig demon was stuck in his throat for half a sentence, suddenly startled, and suddenly stood up: "It's over, it's over, I'm afraid this couple won't be able to do it, I have to go out and hide for two years!"

"Why, are you afraid too?"

"My lady, you don't know." The pig demon's eyes were full of pity: "Bi Mawen, who troubled the heavenly palace, has some tricks, but he is an unreasonable master and meddles in other people's affairs. I'm afraid I can't get him, and I will lower my reputation."

"I'll go out and hide for two years, and then I'll come back and continue my relationship with you."

After finishing speaking, the pig demon pulled away, but was grabbed by Monkey King.

"Hey, goblin, where are you going! Look up and see who grandpa is!" Said, Sun Wukong showed his original appearance, wearing a golden crown, wearing a golden armor, wearing cloud shoes, majestic, and sneered at the pig demon.

The pig demon was terrified, pulled hard, tore the sleeves of the robe with a clatter, and broke free from the monkey's hand. He didn't dare to look back, smashed the window directly, and wanted to fly away to the outside of the house.

Sun Wukong didn't chase after him, and sat down happily, watching from the hole in the window that the pig demon had already set off a cloud and flew into the air, so he calmly recited the magic spell.

The pig demon flew into the air, looked back and saw that the monkey hadn't chased him, felt a little lucky in his heart, and wanted to fly away, but suddenly felt a pain in his head.

This headache started from the skin, went deep into the brain, and penetrated into the soul. The pig demon only felt his soul tremble, and could no longer control the cloud head. It fell from the sky and collapsed half of the courtyard wall.

Monkey King jumped out from the embroidery building, cursed non-stop, and the cursed pig demon rolled on the ground, howling endlessly.

After reading for a while, knowing that Li Yu came out of the house, the Gao family also opened the window and probed quietly, and Monkey King stopped chanting. The pig demon was sweating profusely, lying on the ground and humming.

Although this thing has been made a little bit, it is really easy to use!Seeing the miserable appearance of the pig demon, Sun Wukong felt happy, squatted down, took out a golden cudgel and stabbed the pig demon.

"Fairy, are you comfortable? Are you still running? Are you convinced?"

"You plague-stricken monkey, how can you harm Grandpa Pig!"

The pig demon lay down for a while, at this time the headache subsided, but he still couldn't move his body, but he was cursing in his mouth, and reached out to touch the top of his head. The flower hat had been torn off when he rolled over, and a golden hoop Tightly hooped it on his forehead, no matter how hard the pig demon tried, he couldn't take it off.

"You still dare to be stubborn?" Sun Wukong stared, and immediately began to recite the magic spell.

The pig demon only felt the pain coming again, terrified in his heart, and immediately shouted: "Great Sage! Great Sage! I was wrong! Wrong! Don't!"

"But you don't want to suffer from immediate losses. Let me tell you, this is the magic weapon of Guanyin Bodhisattva." Sun Wukong sneered, stopped the spell, and knocked on the golden hoop on his head: "Once you put it on, even the gods of Daluo can't get rid of it." , recite the spell, and keep you obedient."

"Hmph, you monkey, you put on a hoop yourself, yet you come to curse me." The pig demon muttered mockingly, slowly got up and sat down, leaning on his broken arm, and hummed: " My old pig just admits it, tell me, you meddling monkey, what do you want?"

"Amitabha, Wukong, step back." The pig demon has subdued, and Li Yu stood up: "You are the pig gang? The name of the law is Wuneng? It is really a good name!"

"So you, a monkey, are sometimes obedient? Ha! That's where your hoop comes from!"

Seeing a monk standing up, the monkey really backed away and said nothing, Zhu Wuneng sneered for a while, then suddenly came to his senses: "Huh? No! You monk, how do you know the old pig's Dharma name...you Is it the person who learned the scriptures?"

He was originally the lower realm of Marshal Tianpeng, even if he was mistakenly cast into a pig fetus, he was so stupid that he guessed Li Yu's true identity with just a few words, and immediately knelt down and cried: "Master! The old pig can be regarded as waiting for you Yes! My disciple was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I will be your apprentice with you, and I will protect you from the west to learn from the scriptures. The disciple has waited here for decades, and now you are finally here!"

"I think the monkey who came here to suffer from the plague is also Master's disciple! The relationship is my own family, but it has changed, bullying my old pig! Master, you have to take care of him!"

"Yes, the poor monk is the one who learns the scriptures," Li Yu laughed secretly. Zhu Bajie looked like the fourth child, but he was actually cunning. He filed a complaint against Wukong as soon as he came up. Monk, but you came here to be a door-to-door son-in-law? Is that why you wait so hard?"

Zhu Wuneng smiled honestly: "Hey, master, my old pig has waited for decades and thought you would not come, so I found a decent family to live with. Besides, there is a reason for this, let the old pig Let’s talk about it later.”

"In that case, let's talk about it later. Since you are willing to be an apprentice to the poor monk, then sign a document." As he said, Li Yu shook out a piece of yellow paper, borrowed pen and ink from Mr. Zhu Wuneng read the same heavenly oath as before, and he signed his name directly without hesitation.

After signing the oath, Zhu Wuneng bowed three more times, determined the status of master and apprentice, and said to the senior brother again, he begged: "Master, I have accepted the Bodhisattva precepts and cut off the five meat and three hates. See you today." Master, can I break the fast?"

"He has indeed been a vegetarian." Gao Taigong, with Gao Cai's support, interjected behind Li Yu's back to prove it.

Li Yu himself is a fake monk who drinks and eats meat. Naturally, he will not force his apprentices to abide by the rules and regulations. This opportunity happened to give him an alias: Wu Neng is not as good as Ba Jie, which is easy to call!
"No! Since you don't eat the five meats and the three hates, then I will give you an alias and call it Bajie."

"Bajie?" Zhu Wuneng muttered to both sides: "Okay, Bajie is Bajie."

Seeing that the pig demon who had troubled his family for several years was subdued and became a monk, since he is a monk, this marriage is too many to do. Gao Taigong was very happy, and ordered someone to prepare a supper for Li Yu and his disciples to enjoy.

In the early morning of the next day, the Gao family served a fast meal, and after enjoying it, Li Yu ordered Bajie to bring the white dragon horse and prepare to go on the road; Grandpa Gao took out the prepared gold and silver, and the whole family went out to send them off. The third lady of the Gao family, Cuilan, also came Hiding behind his parents, he looked at Zhu Bajie who had changed into a new suit with complicated eyes.

Zhu Bajie sighed: "My father-in-law, I will go west with Master, you have to take good care of my wife, if I fail to go west, I still have to come back!"

As soon as this remark came out, Grandfather Gao's expression changed in fright, and he hurriedly pushed Gao Cuilan back to the courtyard gate, regretting greatly in his heart, he forgot to ask the pig demon to write a resignation document.

"Idiot, don't talk nonsense."

"Brother, it's not nonsense. If the journey to the west fails, it means that the monk made a mistake, and the daughter-in-law got married by mistake, and both of them were delayed!"

When Ting Bajie said so, Grandpa Gao gritted his teeth, boldly, and begged: "Elder Tang, why don't you ask your disciples to write a divorce letter..."

"Bajie, don't talk nonsense, lead the horse away." Li Yu shouted back Bajie, deliberately interrupted Gao Taigong's words, pretended not to understand, rejected his property, called Wukong, and left.

The resignation document must not be signed. Last night, the three masters and apprentices hid in the room and chatted all night. Li Yu already knew the cause and effect between Gao Cuilan and Bajie.

That Gao Cuilan is the reincarnation of Bajie's ex-wife, Second Sister Mao; Second Sister Mao also has a history, she was originally a ray of the jade rabbit next to the Taiyin Fairy Chang'e on the Taiyin Star, she took away a rabbit spirit, and went to the lower world As a demon, he continued his relationship with Marshal Tianpeng.

In fact, when Marshal Tianpeng molested Chang'e after he was drunk, it was just an accidental injury. Because of drunkenness, he mistook Chang'e for an old friend, Jade Rabbit.

As for why the Second Sister Mao died, it was only because Bajie had not recovered his cultivation and could not control his "fighting" method, but within a year, a good rabbit spirit, a living **** died!

This ray of Yutu's soul was reincarnated as Gao Cuilan, but she had forgotten her past.

After leaving Gaolaozhuang, we passed the royal city of Uzang Kingdom on the way. Uzang Kingdom is a kingdom of the Tang Dynasty, serving the Tang Dynasty like a father. The king personally greeted Li Yu and invited Li Yu to live in the palace for three days and preach scriptures.

Someone warmly entertained him, and he didn't have to take care of the master. Bajie got carried away and ate in the city for three days.

Li Yu also gave Wukong a three-day vacation, and asked him to go back to Huaguo Mountain to visit his relatives. Before leaving, he took off the gold hoop, and asked the palace craftsmen to make a gold hoop that looked exactly the same according to the style of the gold hoop.

Three days later, Wukong returned, put on a fake gold hoop, and found Bajie from the restaurant in the city. The king respectfully changed Guanwen, took Manchu Wenwu out of the city to see each other for thirty miles, and sent the three masters and apprentices to continue westward. go.

　After breaking corn for two days, I almost died of exhaustion. I haven't done farm work for many years!

　　Slow down, double watch tomorrow.

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