The journey to the heavens starts from the underground station

Chapter 95

Zhong Yuemin is easy to find. There is only such a wide street in the county. When Li Yu saw him from a distance, Zhong Yuemin was performing arts with Zheng Tong, and the passing crowd surrounded them.

It's not about playing monkeys!Li Yu leaned forward quietly and mixed in the crowd.

Zhong Yuemin saw Li Yu with clean and tidy clothes coming up, of course he didn't dare to recognize him, he winked veiledly, and warned Li Yu not to spoil his own business, and continued to work hard with Zheng Tong to perform.

Li Yu was happy to be at leisure, and continued to watch Zhong Yuemin play tricks.

Zhong Yuemin clasped his fists to the crowd of onlookers: "Fathers, folks, young and old, I, Zhong Yuemin, first came here to beg for food. Please forgive me, folks. You hold the personal field..."

Zheng Tong suddenly burst out laughing: "Yuemin, you're wrong, where the hell is this beggar? The whole Tianqiao sells Dali pills."

Zheng Tong messed up the line that Zhong Yuemin had just thought up, and immediately kicked in annoyance: "Go, go, what should you do, why are you always messing with me!"

Seeing the internal quarrel between the two, the onlookers burst into laughter. Zhong Yuemin was not angry, and continued to cup his fists and said, "Fathers and folks, veteran men, if you think my singing is okay, then you can say hello; if you think I can sing Well done, then give me some steamed buns. Next, I will sing a model play for everyone to outwit Tiger Mountain!"

Zheng Tong took a broken bowl and tapped it on a wooden stick to beat time. Zhong Yuemin cleared his throat, threw off his torn padded jacket, and walked up the steps by the side of the road, holding the broken bowl with both hands, with a clear and loud voice: "Drink the celebration wine today, The ambition is not rewarded, and the promise will never stop! In the future, Fang will show his talents and write the spring and autumn with his blood! Hahahaha..."

"it is good!"

"One more time!"

There was booing and shouting from the watching crowd.

Zhong Yuemin immediately hit the snake with the stick, cupped his hands and said: "I have no food in my stomach, I can't sing anymore, whoever will give it to the two."

"Okay, we have." An old man came out and gave Zhong Yuemin a pancake.

Zhong Yuemin thanked him again and again, took half of the pancakes and gave Zheng Tong half, and the two of them ate hungrily.

"Hurry up!"

"Sing one more!"

The crowd of onlookers couldn't help urging.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, it'll be over soon." With pancakes stuffed in his mouth, Zhong Yuemin's voice was vague.

After finally swallowing the pancake, without even drinking the saliva, the crowd kept booing, Zhong Yuemin cleared his throat, and this time he sang a rivalry with Zheng Tong.

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger?"

"Pagoda Town River Demon!"

"Hahaha?"

"Talk at noon and no one has a home!"

"Why is your face yellow?"

"It's waxed against the cold!"

"Why is it red again?"

"Rejuvenated!"

"Why is it yellow again?"

Zheng Tong didn't expect that Zhong Yuemin didn't follow the script, but he was also quick-witted. He stuttered twice, rolled his eyes, and replied calmly: "I, I've applied another layer of wax!"

The crowd around the audience burst into laughter. Zheng Tong took this opportunity, picked up his pocket, and kept begging from the crowd: "Is there another biscuit? Give me something to eat, give me something to eat..."

The crowd dispersed one after another.

Zheng Tong became anxious all of a sudden, chasing the crowd angrily, cursing dirtyly: "Don't go! Stop for me! Do you want to hear what is going on with Bai Ceng's play? I said you guys How can you get something for nothing, stop! A bunch of heartless things!"

Zhong Yuemin stopped chasing, and sat down on the steps, staring at the ground without speaking.

Zheng Tong threw the wooden stick beside Zhong Yuemin with a clang, and complained: "I said you made it look like the real thing, and you still have a whole bag, oh, you plan to take back a bag after eating? What dream? What! Just now, my buddy ate half-la sesame seed cakes, and he didn’t growl a few times, and he didn’t have any food in his stomach again.”

"Hiss, it seems that if you want to eat, you have to learn some skills, how can you arouse people's sympathy." Zhong Yuemin said after learning from the pain and pondering for a while.

"Pull it down, you two are too strong, no matter how you dress up, it's useless no matter how ragged your clothes are!" Li Yu came up and said, just now he was the only one among the onlookers who didn't run away, and now he took the opportunity to ridicule Two people: "Who would pity two beggars with hands and feet? I probably think of you two as bums in the village!"

"And you, Zheng Tong, you say you are dressed in tatters, and you wear glasses. How many beggars have you seen wearing glasses?"

Upon hearing this, Zhong Yuemin took the opportunity to put the blame on Zheng Tong, and joked with yesterday's image: "No wonder, I said why you can't eat for a long time, and your feelings have ruined your image!"

"You don't say you want to be a trendy craftsman, you blame me for my bad image? You have a good image? When you stand there, your eyes are wandering around, and you can see that you are old and cunning! Just like you, how can you inherit your father's beggars? The position of the gang leader!?" Zheng Tong countered: "And you, Li Yu, you said you stood in the crowd like a dog in your clothes, and you didn't say that you were a pawn for your buddies, but you still stood there and laughed! ? It's like a TM thief, people thought you were going to steal someone's bag, maybe it was because of this person that you ran away!"

Zheng Tong was still talking non-stop, Li Yu and Zhong Yuemin looked at each other tacitly.

After confirming the eyes, Zheng Tong is a person who owes his mouth!Small trees don't repair or slip straight away, and people don't repair them. Li Yu and Zhong Yuemin rushed forward at the same time, held Zheng Tong down, tidied him up, and then hung him on the tree.

Really, it was hung on a tree. There was a branch in a big tree by the side of the road, and the branch caught Zheng Tong's neck.

Li Yu and Zhong Yuemin each had a small piece of beef jerky, and they were delicious.

"Grandson hey!"

"Put Grandpa down!"

"You two little bastards, wait for grandpa!"

"Fucking beef jerky! Are you two human?"

"Sun Thief!"

Li Yu and Li Yu ignored Zheng Tong at all, sitting on the steps, chewing jerky and chatting.

"How about you?"

"I've eaten it. The restaurant's serious oil-splashed noodles are delicious!"

"Fuck, don't you call me brother if you eat delicious food? By the way, how much food do you hide?" Zhong Yuemin couldn't help asking curiously when he saw that Li Yu could always take out some meat products.

"Not much left!"

"Come on less!" Zhong Yuemin showed Zheng Tong the last piece of beef jerky, then threw it into his mouth, clapped his hands, and stood up: "I made up a little, I'm not full, yes, I have to continue begging. Hey? Li Yu, can you eat in a suit?"

"Begging? Can buddies beg for food? I just bought a cart of grain from the grain station, and it's only about a thousand catties!"

"Ok?"

Zhong Yuemin stared at Li Yu, speechless for a long time, even Zheng Tong, who was hanging on the tree branch, stopped crying and looked at Li Yu in disbelief.

"Zheng Tong is right, you are a grandson thief!" After a long time, Zhong Yuemin said: "You just have the heart to watch your buddies beg for food and play monkeys on the street, you hide The jerky hides the money and the food stamps but doesn’t take it out?”

"Didn't you say it? Want to experience the taste of begging? It was you who made a fuss and wanted to bring everyone to beg for food. Dude, I didn't say yesterday that I came to the county to beg for food! Dude just went to the city to buy food." Liang! Just happened to be on the way with you!"

(End of this chapter)