I really don't want to hang up

Chapter 1 Mr. Luden, it's time to hit the road

"Mr. Luden, it's time to get on the road."

The people outside the door were very humble, with respect in their voices.

After all, the man in front of him has countless legendary titles:
The richest person in the Qiyun Kingdom, the liberator of slaves, the founder of the new law, the father of alternating current, the spokesperson of the abyss demon, the nemesis of goblins, and the Goblin Slayer.
anyone,
As long as one of the titles can be obtained, it is enough to leave a name in history!
And these,
It is just an insignificant contribution made by Mr. Luden to the world in his life.

Walking out of the cramped and narrow passage, the dim lights passed by the corners of the eyes, the air at the exit was a little sweet, and the midday sun made people squint their eyes.

"Praise the air, my favorite free thing."

Luden stood in front of the iron gate, with the sun shining on his shoulders, giving him a bit of holiness.

He has black hair and black pupils, yellow skin, clear eyes, delicate features, well-dressed, and his shirt is neat, without any wrinkles.

No one who came out of this place was more particular than Lu Deng.

"Mr. Luden, this way please."

The leader led Lu Deng to a carriage.

"Standing, convertible, I like it."

As Luden stepped into the carriage, he said casually,
"The commemorative model for the first year of the new law, the ex-factory price is 1 gold coins, and the warranty is three years. The sixteenth king once rode in this carriage!"

The groom who drove the car said sincerely,

"Mr. Luden, what a good eye."

What a man,
The groom sighed inwardly.

After Mr. Luden got into the car and made sure he was standing still, the coachman lightly whipped his whip forward.

"drive!"

The carriage moved slowly.

Mr. Luden once famously said:

Be chic, and if you encounter any troubles, go for a drive in the car.

Luden is on a ride right now.

Both sides of the road were full of people, all looking at Lu Deng on the carriage.

The crowd was silent, looking at Lu Deng silently.

A child pointed to the back of the carriage and asked,
"Mom, who is that?"

"It's Mr. Luden. He provides jobs for mom and dad, and provides you with the opportunity to study. Thanks to Mr. Luden, we can afford the daily black bread."

The weaver girl hugged her daughter with four fingers, sighed, and said regretfully,
"What a nice guy, what a pity."

Luden passed by a guillotine, and the groom felt that he should say something.

The groom said,
"His Majesty the King got off the car at that time."

He often talks about it with people, which is the best conversation material.

Although there is no king anymore,
But as a coachman, being able to have such contact with the king is a blessing he has cultivated in several lifetimes.

but,

This was before today.

After today, the coachman's greatest blessing is that he once carried Mr. Lu Deng for a ride.

After the driver's words came out of his mouth, he felt a little inappropriate.

Mr. Luden didn't care.

"I have always felt that the guillotine is too wasteful."

Luden looked at the guillotine with dark blood stains, and said seriously,

"A high-quality guillotine has a service life of more than a hundred years, which is a great waste! How can it not be broken?!"

In Mr. Luden's opinion, the guillotine had better be made disposable.

Lu Deng became more and more energetic as he talked, his eyes glowed with strange brilliance, and he said with great interest,

"Qiyun Kingdom beheads no more than ten people every year, hangs a hundred people, and executes no more than a thousand people.

These ways of dying are too cheap for them!

For beheading, you only need to raise and lower the guillotine, add at most one sack, and only create one job!
Hanging too, oh my god, they double-use a rope, do you know how much wealth it means?

I once calculated that if every hanged person paid for a piece of rope for himself, thirty-six jobs could be created out of thin air, a total of thirty-six jobs, and black bread alone would Can sell 36 catties more."

Hearing Mr. Luden's words, the driver simply slowed down and asked Mr. Luden to talk for a while.

Mr. Luden always likes to say some strange things:
Like something like 'the extraction efficiency of slavery is too inefficient and must be abolished', 'there will be enough cheap malt beer first, and then there will be cheap dwarf artisans' and the like.

These words,
The coachman didn't quite understand.

But Mr. Luden has a magical power, and when staying with him, one can feel an indescribable affinity.

Everyone who knows him will say from the bottom of his heart,
"Mr. Luden, what a nice man."

Even if you slow down,

The music will also be played to the final chapter.

The carriage stopped in the square,
The coachman said respectfully,

"Mr. Luden, we are here."

Lu Deng glanced at the tall wooden frame, shook his head helplessly, and said in disgust,
"There is no technical content at all."

Walking up the wooden platform gracefully, Lu Deng finally met an acquaintance.

"Father Puji, long time no see."

The priest smiled awkwardly and said hello to Lu Deng.

"Mr. Luden, your condition is better than I thought."

Luden even had the leisure to urge the other party,
"Let's get started quickly,"

Looking at the priest, Luden raised his head, his eyes were firm, and he said seriously,
"I'm a staunch atheist, and I don't have any will to talk to nothingness."

Embarrassment appeared on the priest's face again,

"But...they have something to tell you."

As he spoke, the priest moved away, and the square behind him was crowded with people, like thousands of ants gathered together.

They saw Luden.

A dwarf stood up and complained,
"My brother died last week from your bloody booze!"

Obviously, people can reach a consensus that drinking is bad for your health.

Furious, the dwarf gulped down his ale.

Luden recognized him and sneered,
"Your brother fell into the river while drunk driving. I express regret and regret for this incident."

Before the dwarf's expression softened, Luden sneered and said,
"It's a shame about that bike!"

The dwarf was furious, and he couldn't calm down even after drinking several sips of wine.

Before the dwarf's accusations subsided, someone stood up again.

A woman with a wig and heavy make-up said sharply,
"You devil with AC, you're going to blow us all up sooner or later! DC is [-] times safer than AC!"

Luden spat at him,
"My surname is Ai, you talk on the tuba!"

After being exposed, the man disguised as a woman hid his face and fled.

Luden snorted coldly, extremely disdainful.

It has long been seen that you are a transvestite.

Scheming!

The accusations against Luden came one after another.

A goblin stood up and cried,

"Last month, seven goblins died in the alchemy, and they were all exhausted!"

"What does goblin exhaustion have to do with me, am I the one who made them exhausted?
Do I whip them behind the back and make them work day and night? "

Luden emphasized confidently,

"In order to avoid exploitation and show that you are working voluntarily, I even canceled the evil check-in system!"

Someone yelled,
"You also canceled the perfect attendance bonus!"

Luden roared back,

"You didn't even check in, so why get the perfect attendance bonus!"

Everyone: .
The black cloud-like crowd fell silent.

No matter what the question was, Mr. Luden could refute it confidently.

He is always right.

In this weird, untimely silence, an emotion called anger was brewing.

Silence, I don't know how long it lasted.

There was a roar like a thunderbolt from the blue.

"Hang him!"

The whole square, no, the whole city, even the people of the whole kingdom came alive at this moment.

They shouted in unison, saying the same sentence mechanically:

"Hang him!"

The person in charge of execution was a simple and honest middle-aged man. Before this job, he was Caishikou's executioner.

He looked at Lu Deng, and said with an apologetic face,
"Sorry, Mr. Luden, I can eat such cheap black bread thanks to you."

The middle-aged man murmured,

"You are a good man."

As if to confirm his opinion, he repeated it twice.

Luden laughed and didn't care,
"Death is not the end, my friend."

Containing his smile, Luden said seriously,

"Believe me, blessings will always return to this land."

The twisted rope was hung around Mr. Luden's neck, and the noisy crowd calmed down at this moment.

They looked at the wooden platform in unison, and at Mr. Luden.

Many people have complicated expressions.

They are dissatisfied, they are miserable, they are angry.
They didn't know where to vent their anger.

nest fire.

If you are on the street, just chat with a few passers-by,
They will all agree from the bottom of their hearts: "Mr. Luden is a good man. It's a pity."

No one knows,
What the hell, how did things turn out like this.

The calm crowd looked at Mr. Luden who had been calm all along.

Father Puqi was on the side, with a bitter face, and said in a low voice,

"God, for God's sake, no, for the sake of 'blessing', Mr. Luden, please say something!"

His plea was extremely humble.

Father Pucci knew,

Today will be the most important day in the history of Qiyun Kingdom.

And the man next to him, the last words in this life, are destined to leave a strong mark in the history books!
Everyone is witnessing history!
Great history!
Mr. Luden, who was wearing a twisted rope, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and in the collision between his teeth and his lips, he uttered two words gracefully:

"Damn."

(End of this chapter)