I really don't want to hang up

Chapter 474 I Was Eighteen That Year

Old Bones laughed.

He snapped his fingers casually, and the gold coins on the ground began to flicker, and then dissipated with the wind.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, there was a cane in his hand, which was the right length, and it was his favorite one.

His clothes didn't change in any way, but his demeanor changed suddenly. He was no longer that obsequious old man.

Now he looks like a magician.

The magician walked up to the dog and was about to take the dog away.

The old dog looked up at him, his eyes were cold and full of dead silence.

Such an ordinary behavior, in the eyes of the old dog, is full of offense.

More outrageous things are behind.

"Feel sorry."

The magician actually apologized sincerely to the old dog,

"You shouldn't need a rope."

As he spoke, the rope untied automatically, turned into a cloak in the wind, and fell on the old dog's shoulders.

A dog in a cape?

Sounds about as funny as a Puss in Boots.

A black cloak with a touch of dark red.

The old dog walked to the stage.

As soon as it moved, a staff member immediately stepped forward to stop it.

There are rules on this stage, dogs and dogs are not allowed to enter.

The old dog glanced at him.

The staff member stood where he was, and his whole life passed before his eyes. At this moment, he seemed to have died once.

No!He must have died once!

No one can stop this dog.

Not in the past, and not now.

Even the impartial judges in the first row closed their eyes slightly, as if they didn't see the violation.

His philosophy of life has always been like this:
Don't be afraid of any difficulties we encounter, just face him with a smile, as long as you close your eyes, everything will pass!

This ostrich-like philosophy of life has helped him overcome countless difficulties, and it is the same today!
The old dog took the stage and even stood up.

Now, he looks a bit like a dog.

The young man in the background poked out another half of his head.

He is curious and the dog is about to say something.

The young man was accompanied by a doctor, who seemed to be protecting him personally.

The doctor whispered,
"We have an advanced translator that can accurately translate dog language"

This trivial matter is nothing in front of Nebula Medical's technology.

The young man rightly said,

"I feel that my tinnitus is very severe. It may be a sequelae. I especially need a hearing aid with translation function, preferably a free one!"

He can always suffer from the right disease at the right time and get the most suitable treatment.

"no problem!"

The doctor took out two hearing aids and handed one to the young man.

The two put on their hearing aids and listened attentively.

Obviously, everyone was curious what the dog was going to say.

The old dog stretched out his hand to straighten the microphone, and spoke calmly,
"Wow woof woof woof woof"

The translated content came to the young man's ear, "Wow, woof, woof, woof"

youth:? ? ?
doctor:? ? ?
Translator broken?
Let the original lines fly for a while?
The two looked at each other, dumbfounded.

Before the young man could ask any questions, the doctor took the initiative to speak,
"There is only one possibility, it can speak in human language, and what we hear is what it says."

It is not surprising that a dog possesses intelligence.

But this joke was too cold, and the doctor didn't know what the other party meant for a while.

Why do you want to do this?

There was a slight smile on the young man's face, and he smiled without saying a word.

He didn't think about it at all,
After the dog barked, the old dog stepped down.

He glanced backstage.

The doctor's hearing aid beeps and is completely broken.

An old voice sounded in the young man's ear,

"Yo, are you still alive?"

The young man replied flatly,
"Well, it's not dead yet."

It's hard to say whether he is saying that he is not dead or that the old dog is not dead.

One person, one dog, talking through the air, echoed.

"That's right, the scourge has been around for thousands of years, and the god of death will not accept you as a thing."

After the old dog laughed, he asked curiously,

"Your ears are bleeding, don't you really care?"

In his impression, this guy should not be so brave.

At least, still afraid of pain.

When the hearing aid exploded just now, if the old dog guessed correctly, this guy should be deaf in one ear.

Even so, the young man still stood there, motionless, with the demeanor of a generation of masters.

Commonly known as dumbfounded.

The old dog thought to himself, "Isn't it going to be silly?"

It doesn't matter, if you are really stupid, you can kill and resurrect and reset your IQ.

The young man did not change his face, and said calmly,

"I have health insurance."

Medical insurance can only provide free treatment, and the old dog does not believe that the other party will do this for such a simple reason.

"This is more handsome."

The youth announced the true answer,

"They will lose money"

The hearing aid he wears is a product of Xingyun Medical. If something goes wrong, the doctor not only has to treat him for free, but also loses money, a lot of money.

".Oh"

The old dog who knew the truth didn't know what to say for a while.

After a while, he could only half sigh, half complain,

"The dog is still your dog."

The magician led the old dog away.

The bragging contest has returned to normal again, but it seems that it will never go back.

The players who appeared next became strange and weird.

Moreover, the audience found that these contestants were not on the program list in advance.

This kind of thing happened occasionally in the past.

However, it happens a little too often today.

However, fortunately, every person on stage has brought a very good story.

They are all good at bragging.

Some people claim to be great prophets who can predict everything in the world.

Some people are talking crazy, what kind of scientific and technological progress depends on blowing up stars, they blow up thousands of stars back and forth
Before the man could finish speaking, he was forcibly taken away by security personnel, claiming that he had a mental illness and needed treatment.

Then another staff member came on stage, announcing that everything that happened just now was part of the performance, not really a mental patient, and the words about blowing up stars were just bragging.

In short, what stands out is a matryoshka, which makes it difficult to distinguish between real and fake.

Others tell some very detailed stories, but when it comes to important points, they are exaggerated and outrageous.

Say something to reveal the truth of the world, say that there are incomprehensible immortals in the world, and say that the time warping of the distorted star field is a hoax
These words are too crazy, and naturally not many people believe them.

It's just that there are enough bizarre things tonight, and this one is not bad.

No matter how long the story is, it has a head.

No matter how many contestants there are, the story will be finished.

Soon, the bragging contest came to an end.

The youth who appeared at the finale walked to the stage neatly.

He has an aura about him, which is hard to describe in words. It is not the majesty of a superior, but a kind of honeyed self-confidence in his calmness.

As long as he stands there, he can attract all the light, and he is a natural protagonist.

"Cough cough."

The young man cleared his throat, adjusted the microphone, and said,
"My story is like this."

"That year, me too."

(End of this chapter)