I really don't want to hang up

Chapter 484
"You bloody bugs, it's time to hit the road!"

The guy outside the door was extremely rude, cursing was accompanied by whips and whips, and there were a few fragmented howls.

Among the crowd, Mr. Luden was not decent and elegant. He was pushed forward, and the whip whizzed past his head, almost hitting him several times.

After finally walking out, Luden was almost suffocated by the oncoming stench. Cow dung, horse dung, evening primrose, sweat, body odor, and any other unpleasant smells that can be imagined were mixed together, giving people a little medieval feeling. Small shock.

Coughing, Luden said half with emotion and half in a brave manner,

"Praise the air."

He wondered what there was to admire in the air.

Even if it's free, you can't fool people like this!

Before Luden finished speaking, he was pushed by the person behind him.

"Go faster! Coward!"

Luden was urged to catch up with a carriage.

Lu Deng was not the only passenger on the carriage.

The coachman waved his whip impatiently until all the space was filled, and the old horse moved slowly, reluctantly.

The coachman had no intention of talking to the passengers. The only thing he could speak was the whip in his hand, which was the only language these guys could understand.

Luden found a comfortable corner for himself, so that he could breathe fresh air, and he would not be hit by crooked melons and dates, and suffer in vain.

He stuck out half his head and looked at the familiar and crowded street, as if he wanted to find some familiar faces among the passers-by.

Luden was quickly disappointed.

He didn't know anyone.

However, Lu Deng did not find anyone he knew, but he was recognized by others.

A little girl hurried home, yelling, "Mom, I saw Mr. Luden!"

"Have you seen Luden?!"

The woman who was washing clothes suddenly looked up,

"where?"

"By the road! On the carriage! Mr. Luden is with many people! Those who are going to the vegetable market!"

The girl was still gesturing with her hands, but the woman had already rushed out of the house and came to the side of the road.

The woman didn't delay for a second, she turned towards the carriage and shouted like a shrew,
"Luden! You still owe me wages!"

In the carriage, Lu Deng looked a little embarrassed, and wanted to retract his neck for a moment to hide his face.

Unfortunately, the woman had already found him, trotting all the way, following the carriage, chattering endlessly.

The driver was happy to see such fun, and even took the initiative to slow down.

Is there anything funnier than watching people joke?

Especially a joke about a dying man.

Seeing the woman chasing after him, Lu Deng had no choice but to grin his teeth with a very strange expression.

After a while, he spat out a gold tooth and smashed it in front of the woman.

The woman's eyes were quick and her hands were quick, she grabbed the gold tooth and held it tightly in her palm.

Luden, whose mouth was still bloodshot, shouted loudly, "This is gold-plated! It's worth 20 copper coins!"

Hearing this sentence, the people around who were about to move around immediately calmed down.

A gold-plated broken tooth is not worth their murder.

The woman was anxious, "You owe me 36 copper coins!"

While speaking, she squeezed her teeth vigorously, her complexion changed slightly.

Soft.

Pure gold
Luden replied angrily, "That's all! Those robbers stole everything from me! Go to court and sue them!"

He only has such a gold tooth in his mouth, and it would be great if he could get it out!

They were sent to the execution ground like pigs.

They were urged to go to the execution platform again, and put on nooses one by one.

The person beside Lu Deng kept shaking his legs and feet, and his whole body was shrouded in fear, looking terribly frightened.

Lu Deng looked at the other party, and even raised his eyebrows in the mood to ask,

"the first time?"

The man was taken aback for a moment, showing an incomprehensible expression.

Would you like to hear what you are saying?
Who has this a second time?

Why, you still expect someone to rob the court?

It's just that Luden is much more relaxed than other people's fears.

With his neck in the noose, it was like coming home to him.

After the rope was wrapped, someone came to check it one by one.

Criminals need to verify their integrity, determine their crimes, and give them a chance to pray.
The execution platform in front became noisy, as if someone was justifying something,
"It's not me! It's not me! Some people say I'm here to eat for free! I'm not a pirate!"

"Dare to be tough?"

The executioner picked up a hat, put it on the man's head, and asked,

"You wear a pirate's hat, how dare you say you're not a pirate?!"

That person: ? ? ?
The hat was buttoned for him, and what was waiting for him was naturally hanged.

At this moment, the language of self-justification was extremely pale.

Soon, it was Luden's turn.

The executioner confirmed his identity,

"Luden, a despicable exploiter, a dirty thief, dare to make money from nobles and gentlemen? He also rapes women, aged eight to 80"

Luden quickly argued, "There are really none of the following!"

In this kind of thing, his desire to survive has always been strong.

The executioner stared and snorted coldly, "The 80-year-old you admit it?!"

Luden: .
He wanted to refute, but considering the queen's age, there seemed to be no way to refute.
Seeing that Lu Deng remained silent, the executioner left braggingly to check the identity of the next person.

The priest followed behind the executioner, came to Lu Deng, and asked routinely, "Is there anything you want to confess?"

Luden said calmly, "I am an atheist."

"Ah!"

The priest sneered,
"You criminals are all atheists because you fear the judgment of God the Father! Bah! I spit on your soul! You will perish in hell forever!"

Luden shrugged, "If there is a hell in the world, I think I am there now."

The priest, who was provoked one after another, was furious and called the executioner back, pointing at Luden and saying,

"Hurry him up!"

The people in the audience didn't know what happened on the stage.

However, they knew very well what they were staying here early in the morning for.

Isn't it just to watch the fun!
So people started cheering and shouting rhythmically,
"Hang him!"

"Dick him to death!"

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The priest on the stage wanted Lu Deng to hurry up, and the spectators in the audience wanted to see him hanged. The kindness was hard to turn down, so the executioner decided to suffer Lu Deng first.

"Send you on your way first."

The executioner said very professionally,

"In the next life, I will send you on the road late, and I will add the clock to you when the time comes."

What is lacking in this life will be made up in the next life.

Luden: .
"Wait! I have something to say!"

The executioner ignored Lu Deng's plea, and directly pressed the switch, letting Lu Deng's wooden plank under his feet
Hanging in the air, feeling the cervical vertebra fracture that a person can only experience once in a lifetime, Louden squeezed out two words from between his teeth with the last of his strength,

"Damn."

(End of this chapter)