Working Prophet.
Chapter 414 Are You The Roundworm In My Stomach?
Chapter 414 Are You The Roundworm In My Stomach?
As the up master of station B, Lu Weijia is still playing with ghosts and animals, so his ability to accept is relatively strong.
Of course, the more important thing is that he observed around and found that he seemed to be unable to beat any of the people present, so he gave up the idea of doing any more showy operations.
He decided to do what the half-orc in front of him who was suspected to be Niu Xiangui said, but Lu Weijia was stunned again by the other party's next sentence.
"Take off... take off your clothes, are you all off?"
"Yes, it's all taken off." Niu Xiangui nodded with a serious face, "This way the purification is more thorough."
A traverser, he cannot be the only one to be seen clearly.
Otherwise, if this matter gets out in the future, he will probably become a laughing stock among the traversers.
Even after his death, he would still be mentioned over and over again, becoming a joke that old and new time travelers would love to talk about.
In order to prevent such a tragedy from happening, Niu Xiangui had to drag another person into the water no matter what.
Lu Weijia's first reaction was to be vigilant, but at this time Niu Xiangui's voice sounded from his ears again, just like the notification sound he heard when playing a game, it came just right.
As a professional up owner, Lu Weijia's first reaction was that this piece of material seems to be quite good for ghost material, but it's a pity that he guessed that he would never have a chance to post it again.
Niu Xiangui looked at Lu Weijia with a smile on the side, and continued to share his experience as a person who had been there.
He even stood there for a while, and asked Niu Xiangui with a dark face, "What else should I do?"
But the same problem as before, Lu Weijia first arrived in a strange place, and was surrounded by layers of people, and now there is no room for maneuver.
And he was afraid that one hand would not be enough, so he stretched out the other hand, and after making this gesture, he could feel that the people around him became more excited.
Lift him high and pass it among the crowd.
Because the surrounding voices were too noisy, Lu Weijia had to shout at the top of his voice.
Lu Weijia held his breath, and with the gentle push above his head, his whole body immediately sank into the water.
"Don't be afraid, they are all from our own people. It doesn't matter if you don't understand what they say, just remember to nod and smile more, and Dobby Six will do."
However, the lung capacity of his new body is obviously not as good as that of Niu Xiangui who was reincarnated as a half-orc.
After being reminded by Niu Xiangui, Lu Weijia finally calmed down a little.
Fuck, this is a proper start for the male protagonist of an anime novel!
And judging from the reactions of the people around him, it was obvious that they regarded him as the legendary savior, since he hadn't done anything yet, these aborigines worshiped him so much one by one.
"The original owner of your body was just hanged this morning. These people have all witnessed it with their own eyes. Now they see the dead body come back to life. Of course they will be excited to be alive again.
Niu Xiangui was very understanding, and immediately comforted him.
Lu Weijia knows how to nod more and smile more, the basic way to talk to foreigners.
"It's gone, hurry up and get in the bucket." Niu Xiangui said with a smile, "I've wholeed a pike in the cafeteria, and I still have half a barrel of mead. Tonight, you and I can have a good chat."
After a brief shock, Lu Weijia also felt ecstasy in his heart.
Moreover, Lu Weijia also remembered the consequences of violating the contract at this time, the most serious of which was to recover the ownership and use rights of the new body.
What I have here is still a cool script, just when Lu Weijia was a little bit flustered, the previous voice sounded again.
Isn't this just a scene where the younger brother bows down when the tiger's body shakes?
Lu Weijia realized many things after seeing Li Yu in a black suit.
As for Lu Weijia, Niu Xiangui has known him for a while. He knows that this kid is not so narrow-minded and can take jokes. I can only bear the pain of sacrificing my friends.
"Xiao Lu, please be sober, what they worship is not you, but my lord Saturday, um... and Saturday's spokesperson in the world, Prophet Merlin."
At that time, Lu Weijia didn't feel much about this when he signed it. After all, everyone else will be dead by then, and all the constraints after death will look like a joke.
After Li Yu finished reading the prayer, Lu Weijia choked on the water when he came out and coughed several times.Niu Xiangui at the side immediately handed him a towel thoughtfully and patted him on the back at the same time.
In the end, I took it off obediently.
"Thank you." Lu Weijia was very grateful, took the towel and roughly wiped his body, and got dressed.
"But it's actually not the first time this kind of thing has happened. I performed it once before you, and the atmosphere at that time was even more enthusiastic than it is now."
In return, he will also work as a weekend coach after completing the three-month training, and the contract period is for life.
Then he was surrounded by excited believers of Shuangxiu Sect.
According to the contract, Shuangxiu will provide him with a new body and corresponding reincarnation services.
But now Lu Weijia couldn't laugh at all, and couldn't help shivering at the thought of the terrible consequences.
As a normal person, Lu Weijia obviously had a lot of concerns about being sincere in front of so many people, and his face was cloudy and uncertain.
That contract that looked a little funny, and at the same time revealed weirdness everywhere, was not a joke, it just came into effect!
However, because of the existence of the scoring mechanism, Niu Xiangui is not easy to fool others even for the sake of the kingdom of God.
"Don't worry, the working environment here is still... Uh, although it's a bit rough, everyone is easy to get along with. The most important thing is that the pace of work is not as fast as before, and weekends are mandatory. This treatment, tsk tsk."
But Dobi Liu... Lu Weijia was still hesitating, when he saw a group of people lift him up from the ground compared to Liu.
He probably really crossed over this time.
He remembered the contract signed before his death again.
"This is not a happy comedian, why should we compare the atmosphere of the scene?"
"My point is, don't get carried away by what you see, we have work to do after that."
Lu Weijia's heart tightened, and he didn't dare to hesitate any longer, so he quickly made a six.
Lu Weijia didn't say anything after hearing the words, and simply climbed into the bucket, and then Li Yu held his head down.
"Hold your breath."
This is probably the most bizarre thing that Lu Weijia has encountered in this life, no, these two lives combined.
"Are you the roundworm in my stomach? Why do you know everything I think?" Lu Weijia finally couldn't help asking out the doubts in his heart.
"No, I'm just an insignificant novice guide." Niu Xiangui kept smiling and worked hard to improve the quality of service.
Although that smile was a bit ferocious in Lu Weijia's eyes, there was no way, the original owner of Niu Xiangui's body was too fierce.
In fact, the image of Niu Xiangui is not suitable to be a guide, but more suitable to be an executioner.
(End of this chapter)
As the up master of station B, Lu Weijia is still playing with ghosts and animals, so his ability to accept is relatively strong.
Of course, the more important thing is that he observed around and found that he seemed to be unable to beat any of the people present, so he gave up the idea of doing any more showy operations.
He decided to do what the half-orc in front of him who was suspected to be Niu Xiangui said, but Lu Weijia was stunned again by the other party's next sentence.
"Take off... take off your clothes, are you all off?"
"Yes, it's all taken off." Niu Xiangui nodded with a serious face, "This way the purification is more thorough."
A traverser, he cannot be the only one to be seen clearly.
Otherwise, if this matter gets out in the future, he will probably become a laughing stock among the traversers.
Even after his death, he would still be mentioned over and over again, becoming a joke that old and new time travelers would love to talk about.
In order to prevent such a tragedy from happening, Niu Xiangui had to drag another person into the water no matter what.
Lu Weijia's first reaction was to be vigilant, but at this time Niu Xiangui's voice sounded from his ears again, just like the notification sound he heard when playing a game, it came just right.
As a professional up owner, Lu Weijia's first reaction was that this piece of material seems to be quite good for ghost material, but it's a pity that he guessed that he would never have a chance to post it again.
Niu Xiangui looked at Lu Weijia with a smile on the side, and continued to share his experience as a person who had been there.
He even stood there for a while, and asked Niu Xiangui with a dark face, "What else should I do?"
But the same problem as before, Lu Weijia first arrived in a strange place, and was surrounded by layers of people, and now there is no room for maneuver.
And he was afraid that one hand would not be enough, so he stretched out the other hand, and after making this gesture, he could feel that the people around him became more excited.
Lift him high and pass it among the crowd.
Because the surrounding voices were too noisy, Lu Weijia had to shout at the top of his voice.
Lu Weijia held his breath, and with the gentle push above his head, his whole body immediately sank into the water.
"Don't be afraid, they are all from our own people. It doesn't matter if you don't understand what they say, just remember to nod and smile more, and Dobby Six will do."
However, the lung capacity of his new body is obviously not as good as that of Niu Xiangui who was reincarnated as a half-orc.
After being reminded by Niu Xiangui, Lu Weijia finally calmed down a little.
Fuck, this is a proper start for the male protagonist of an anime novel!
And judging from the reactions of the people around him, it was obvious that they regarded him as the legendary savior, since he hadn't done anything yet, these aborigines worshiped him so much one by one.
"The original owner of your body was just hanged this morning. These people have all witnessed it with their own eyes. Now they see the dead body come back to life. Of course they will be excited to be alive again.
Niu Xiangui was very understanding, and immediately comforted him.
Lu Weijia knows how to nod more and smile more, the basic way to talk to foreigners.
"It's gone, hurry up and get in the bucket." Niu Xiangui said with a smile, "I've wholeed a pike in the cafeteria, and I still have half a barrel of mead. Tonight, you and I can have a good chat."
After a brief shock, Lu Weijia also felt ecstasy in his heart.
Moreover, Lu Weijia also remembered the consequences of violating the contract at this time, the most serious of which was to recover the ownership and use rights of the new body.
What I have here is still a cool script, just when Lu Weijia was a little bit flustered, the previous voice sounded again.
Isn't this just a scene where the younger brother bows down when the tiger's body shakes?
Lu Weijia realized many things after seeing Li Yu in a black suit.
As for Lu Weijia, Niu Xiangui has known him for a while. He knows that this kid is not so narrow-minded and can take jokes. I can only bear the pain of sacrificing my friends.
"Xiao Lu, please be sober, what they worship is not you, but my lord Saturday, um... and Saturday's spokesperson in the world, Prophet Merlin."
At that time, Lu Weijia didn't feel much about this when he signed it. After all, everyone else will be dead by then, and all the constraints after death will look like a joke.
After Li Yu finished reading the prayer, Lu Weijia choked on the water when he came out and coughed several times.Niu Xiangui at the side immediately handed him a towel thoughtfully and patted him on the back at the same time.
In the end, I took it off obediently.
"Thank you." Lu Weijia was very grateful, took the towel and roughly wiped his body, and got dressed.
"But it's actually not the first time this kind of thing has happened. I performed it once before you, and the atmosphere at that time was even more enthusiastic than it is now."
In return, he will also work as a weekend coach after completing the three-month training, and the contract period is for life.
Then he was surrounded by excited believers of Shuangxiu Sect.
According to the contract, Shuangxiu will provide him with a new body and corresponding reincarnation services.
But now Lu Weijia couldn't laugh at all, and couldn't help shivering at the thought of the terrible consequences.
As a normal person, Lu Weijia obviously had a lot of concerns about being sincere in front of so many people, and his face was cloudy and uncertain.
That contract that looked a little funny, and at the same time revealed weirdness everywhere, was not a joke, it just came into effect!
However, because of the existence of the scoring mechanism, Niu Xiangui is not easy to fool others even for the sake of the kingdom of God.
"Don't worry, the working environment here is still... Uh, although it's a bit rough, everyone is easy to get along with. The most important thing is that the pace of work is not as fast as before, and weekends are mandatory. This treatment, tsk tsk."
But Dobi Liu... Lu Weijia was still hesitating, when he saw a group of people lift him up from the ground compared to Liu.
He probably really crossed over this time.
He remembered the contract signed before his death again.
"This is not a happy comedian, why should we compare the atmosphere of the scene?"
"My point is, don't get carried away by what you see, we have work to do after that."
Lu Weijia's heart tightened, and he didn't dare to hesitate any longer, so he quickly made a six.
Lu Weijia didn't say anything after hearing the words, and simply climbed into the bucket, and then Li Yu held his head down.
"Hold your breath."
This is probably the most bizarre thing that Lu Weijia has encountered in this life, no, these two lives combined.
"Are you the roundworm in my stomach? Why do you know everything I think?" Lu Weijia finally couldn't help asking out the doubts in his heart.
"No, I'm just an insignificant novice guide." Niu Xiangui kept smiling and worked hard to improve the quality of service.
Although that smile was a bit ferocious in Lu Weijia's eyes, there was no way, the original owner of Niu Xiangui's body was too fierce.
In fact, the image of Niu Xiangui is not suitable to be a guide, but more suitable to be an executioner.
(End of this chapter)
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