System: You give me a shock

Chapter 21 Silly Joy

"God, one by one, you didn't sleep all night last night, and you've been thinking about arguing about lines."

Bey held her arm and said, "Can you even guess this?"

As expected of her friend: "Don't mention it, I've been worried this morning, I'm afraid she won't come back."

Thinking of Yu Huijuan's face, Sun Pianpian patted her thigh and laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha, Yu Huijuan had a shit-eating expression early in the morning, she was scolded by you, and that person with such a sharp mouth is stunned. I was frightened by you and didn't dare to say a word, it was so enjoyable."

Pian Pian wiped away the tears that came out of her laughter and said, "I'm going to die from laughing, no wonder my mother said that a dog that can bite people will not bark. Weak people, turnip hearts, they are real at critical moments. My mother said that she is usually good-natured. You can only scare people by arguing. Some people even look good-natured before they dare to kill, right? We talked about it in our forensic psychiatry class. Huh? No, you told me last night that you were too lazy to care about her. ."

Bey said truthfully: "Yeah, in fact, until now, I don't think it is necessary to do it like this, and it will be over if I ignore it in the future. But when I think about it, you have become like this because of your early days, and I am not a little dumb, then I must do it. Have an attitude. It's not something that's necessary, it's something that has to be done."

In order to be elegant, you must do it.

This world does not have to do anything, first ask if it is worth it.

It's not worth it, just do it if you want.

"Oh, who's baby is this, my sister really didn't hurt you in vain."

Bey hurriedly avoided: "I hate it, you don't always pinch me in the face."

"One by one, do you think we will break up in the future?"

"Why?"

Bey looked at Pian Pian and thought:

No, I won't let you go to work in other places like in your dreams.At that time, you couldn't make much money, and you were getting fatter and fatter in a house of more than ten square meters.

I will drag you to take the civil service exam, and let you have an iron job without this city, and see how you and me are divided.

Of course, if you don't want to be a civil servant, you will also have to take the judicial examination. When you become a lawyer, you can bring me gifts wherever you go to handle cases, which is great.

And this side of Sun Pian Pian has already begun to assume: "Of course it is because it is very sad to be with you."

"Huh?" Bey thought, where did this come from, am I still mourning?My mother said that the smile on other people's faces is because of a happy life, a successful career and a smooth life, while I am silly and optimistic because of my big heart.

Fluffy said:

"At that time, I will definitely have new friends, and new friends will ask me, why did you break up with your former best friend?
I just said, oh, her name is Bey, you don't know that person, he's too domineering.

No matter what, she had to buy me a car and a house without my consent, and the house had to be next to her.

Moreover, I was forced to go to her place to eat ready-made meals every day, knocking on the door early in the morning to deliver food to me, the fruit would be prepared according to the nutrient composition table, and the housekeeping would also be done by her.

I gnashed my teeth and endured all of the above. What annoyed me the most was that she wouldn't let me go to work, she gave me [-] yuan a month, and asked me to spend it all. How could you say that? Aren't you going to give me a raise? If it goes on like this, I will become more and more frustrated. "

It's such a mourning method, "Hahahahahaha."

Sun Pian Pian didn't make enough, and continued:
"Don't laugh, she takes care of me even if I am broken-hearted.

I was thinking about a broken love and finding a place to sing a song by myself to mourn my dead love.

In the end, she didn't even notify me, she directly found ten handsome guys over [-] meters tall, pushed the door and entered.

She also asked those handsome guys to be around me, one to feed me fruit, the other to pour me a drink, and make those men have to memorize the words in the poems that describe the beauties and praise me.

To be honest, at that moment, I was almost praised for being bald.

If you think this is the end of it, then you underestimate Bey.She took me by the arm and dragged me to the airport the next day, and asked her to know that she was going to the Maldives. I said we didn't even bring our luggage, why didn't you tell me earlier, what kind of luggage she wanted, and rebuy it.

Really, at that moment, I hated my friend, I wanted to yell at her, I hate Jin Mizhi drunk, I want to return to a healthy life. "

Bey was about to laugh out of shape, unable to laugh while holding on to his injured knee.

Sun Pian Pian said, "There were so many things that happened later that I made up my mind to break up with Bey. Guess what."

"What's the matter."

"When it came time to break up, she didn't stop. She forced me a bank card and said, there are [-] here, you can take it, because I don't worry about you living alone. You said that this kind of girlfriend, but also Can I have it? She will be responsible for the life after the breakup, and I will suffocate after a long time."

Bey said: "I can't, I'm not afraid of suffocation, just push her to me."

The old sister-in-law system couldn't help laughing too.

The old sister-in-law said: "Xiao Pang's figure is not fat at all, I think she is inflated by a beautiful dream. Beibi, shake her, let her wake up and go to class. Woolen cloth."

Come to the ground, don't float in the sky.

　Let Xiaojia update it, and let everyone have a good time with these two fools.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)