System: You give me a shock

Chapter 39 There is a love story called Tucao

school bathroom.

While squeezing the shampoo, Bey said to Pian Pian:
"There are geographical differences in being a person.

Like the handsome guy from Sichuan and Chongqing, he is gentle and considerate, and the little brother speaks nicely.

Look at our handsome guys from Northeast China, even if you don't struggle with accents, you can't stand their stand-up comics. You can never guess what he will say next.

They, ah, are only suitable for viewing from a distance.

I am now very suspicious, are there really cold creatures in men, they are all ramblings when they get along with each other. "

Pian Pian laughed and said, "If you want to say what you said, co-authoring should poison all the handsome guys in the northeast, my dumb boyfriend in the northeast, hahaha."

After laughing, Pian Pian touched Bey with his arm: "Tell me about the details, for example, what did handsome Lin say, let you complain like this."

Bey looked at Pian Pian:

"Can you think of it, we told each other a little story about scratch paper, I was in that kind of inexplicable emotion, and he suddenly said that he wanted to send me two boxes of scratch paper.

His expression seems to be saying, stop the useless romance, if you want to write your name, just write enough, I will give you paper, see if you write it or not.

And just as the thunder sounded outside, he stood up and said to me, what are you looking at, let's go.

I suspect that the subtext in his heart is, can't he stare at the big eyes and see that it's going to rain?You have to stay here. "

"Hahahahaha..." Sun Pian Pian almost laughed off her head.

Bey ignored the smile and continued:
"Then we just left the classroom.

When I came downstairs, I paused because he was holding my schoolbag, and it was the kind of situation where he grabbed my schoolbag and carried it on his shoulder involuntarily.

I said I would do it myself, but the big brother raised his chin and left.

His attitude immediately reminded me of what Mu Wei learned from us.

It was the southern girl who thought that Lin Quan had a bad temper.

No wonder people misunderstood, I thought.Gentle and gentle southern girls, who understand the characteristics of northeastern men, they talk like that.If you don't understand, you will really feel like a murderer. "

So, in the future, the handsome guy in the northeast should not talk when he goes out.

"No?"

After Bey washed the foam on her head, she replied gracefully:

"It's not over, where can it be over?

Then he didn't know where to get a broken bicycle and insisted on taking me back to the dormitory.

The bike rang all the way except for the bell, and the chain dropped halfway through.

He bent over and pouted to repair the car, and I gave him an umbrella.

When I held an umbrella for him, I thought to myself with the rumbling thunder and the seven-foot-clicking lightning: God, if I was struck by lightning, Lin Quan would be the culprit.

If it wasn't for him, I would have been there long ago.I ride a bike slower than I run.

And what left me speechless the most was that he said that my dress was the color of baby vegetables.

Listen, baby food, is there such a way to describe girls?

Besides, I didn't ask him if his clothes looked good or not, why did he have to be so indebted. "

"Hahahahahaha."

Pian Pian smiled so much that she didn't even bother to take a shower.

Leaning happily, Pian Pian suddenly said, "No, one by one, he may have done it on purpose. He is giving you an anchor. Maybe he has a counselor who studies psychology around him."

"What is a seed anchor?"

Pian Pian began to talk about the books he flipped through in the bookstore in the afternoon:

"It's a term in psychology, the anchor effect.

It probably means that it will form a habit for you unknowingly.

Then when you see something he used to say, you immediately think of him.

For example, if we girls want my boyfriend to miss us on a business trip, the girls can say, before each business trip, that I want local maple leaves as a gift.

Then the anchor was planted as her boyfriend helped her find maple leaves again and again.

Even if they break up in the future, the boyfriend will remember when he sees Maple Leaf. There was once a girl who didn't want other gifts, just Maple Leaf.This is called the seed anchor.

A thing can be a sign of a person. "

Bey snorted: "Isn't this what Cinderella played with? Her dad asked her what gift she wanted, and Cinderella asked her dad to bring back the first twig that hit her every time."

Pian Pian was excited to hear:
"Yes, yes, thinking about it, Cinderella is the real scheming girl.

That's why I said, handsome Lin is also giving you an anchor, you stupid girl didn't realize it yet.

For example, this time, he said that your dress is a baby color. Next time you change your clothes, will he say that you are tomato red, banana yellow, eggplant purple, and scallion green?

You said that you can leave him in the future, and it penetrates into every aspect of your life.

When you eat these things, you will think of his words about the color of your clothes. "

Speaking of this, she paused, covered her mouth with two fat hands, and exclaimed:

"Wow, I suddenly got the romantic point of handsome Lin.

Red orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, apple, pear, peach, berry, vegetables and fruits.

He uses the color of vegetables and fruits to describe you, which is the sweetest fireworks in love. "

Bey disgusted and said:
"Pian Pian, be obedient, don't run around in the future, ah?
I didn't guard you this afternoon, you see what a mess you've learned.

Besides, what kind of heart anchor, you think too highly of him.No, you look too high on this group of northeastern men.

In fact, they just owe it.Talk without some adjectives and they'll be miserable. "

Bey also gave Pian Pian an example:

"My brother in the lobby is a typical northeastern boy.

It's not bad for him not to open his mouth and only look at his face.It is no exaggeration that he can form a big family by himself.

As if I had no money, he insisted on giving me money like a father, and after giving it, he trained me, saying that every time I give you money, my brother, I will have high blood pressure.

I didn't clean up the house, and he came into the house with a grandmother's style, and looked at this house for making you skinny.

Old girl, are you going to cook dumplings, add so much water, I think you want to swim in the pot.

Returning to the identity of the elder brother, he said, "Why cry, it's all shit, he'll have to do it."

You say my cousin, if he can talk less nonsense and only pay for his actions, can he become a better person? "

Pian Pian immediately found a sense of substitution, and nodded again and again:
"My male relatives are also like this, they talk a lot, and my second uncle is especially obvious in this regard.

He was in a hurry, and he said that my second aunt, you are nothing for a day, and there is nothing you can do to understand.

Then he slapped the ground while wearing an apron to cook and wash my aunt's clothes.

He also said that my second aunt, go back to the house and lie down, you are the ancestor, so you can save your head and butt from doing some work.

However, it is a person with such a personality. When my aunt was paralyzed on the kang, he could feed my aunt a little bit with a small spoon, and he served me more meticulously than anyone else. "

Bai Yi spreads his hands: "That's right, that's why I said that it has nothing to do with the seed anchor, it's just a male characteristic of the Northeast, and it's just a mouthful. It's obviously doing something for your own good, but it doesn't appeal to people. Lin Quan middle-aged, you can't be prepared to be your second uncle."

"Hahaha, don't be like this, it's impossible for the handsome Lin to become my second uncle.

The biggest difference between them is that Lin Quan is good-looking, while my second uncle is funny.

One by one, tell me from the bottom of your heart, that handsome Lin, there is nothing that moved you today? "

Sure enough, Bei Yi was silent for a while, and then whispered to Pian Pian:

"He took me back to the dormitory and saw the donkey riding upside down downstairs.

I don't know how he knew it was our car.

Anyway, seeing that the car was rained downstairs, he knocked on his aunt's window and asked, "Auntie, do you have plastic sheeting?"

Then he pushed me into the building, returned my schoolbag, and was busy covering the car with plastic sheeting. "

At that time, there were a lot of people watching the excitement on the first and second floors of the girls' dormitory.

Auntie is also lying on the window watching.

Pian Pian didn't understand: "Why did he cover the car? Our broken car is not expensive and not afraid of rust."

"He said don't cover it. Tomorrow the board will be wet, and I will sink when I ride."

So when Lin Quan left, the whole person was like a chicken in soup.

At the same time, Lin Luotangji finally returned to the dormitory.

"Emma, ​​fourth child, why did you do this?"

The brothers in the dormitory were shocked. They had never seen Lin Quan so embarrassed, with his hair dripping down his face.

　The original date of entering V on the 29th has been changed to the 31st. I hope all the beautiful girls know it.Soon, there are only two days left.I was suddenly a little panicked, as if the school exam was about to be handed out.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)