System: You give me a shock

Chapter 42 See You Want to Run (Seeking Monthly Pass)

Later, for this hot pot banquet, the team expanded again, and the classmates who were better in the next dormitory also came.

At this time, Xu Xiaosong was asking for advice: "Boss, please teach me a few more tricks. The seed anchor of the last Muslim religion messed up, and Lili didn't pay much attention to me."

It is well known that Xu Xiaosong likes Jiang Lili, a junior in the journalism department.

Zhang Wei was surprised: "Why did you screw it up?"

Seed anchoring is a long-term process that must be adhered to.

"I insisted. I went to the same milk tea shop every day to buy milk tea as you said. I only drink the same one with pearls, and I don't dare to add anything else. I just hope Lili and I drink the same one to remind me of me. …”

Zhang Wei almost spit out the wine in his mouth, "Who told you to buy milk tea? I'll give you an example."

"What? It's about to give me diabetes, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Zhang Wei thought to himself: This is not a love story anymore, this is like 2B.

"Okay, okay, the main question is why she ignores you. If you want to find the symptoms, you can't think you're a motherfucker when you drink milk tea."

Xu Xiaosong recalled seriously: "Maybe it was because Lili passed by the milk tea shop the day before yesterday and seemed to see me talking to another girl."

Chen Wenfei looked surprised: "You can't chase one and have an affair with the other."

"Who is flirting? I don't even know each other. I talked to that girl because the second cup was half price that day, and I thought we could get two cups together."

After Lin Quan, Zhang Wei, and the others heard the answers, they fell silent.

"I know, I may have lost my watermelon to pick up sesame seeds, but it's not that 520 is coming soon. I wonder if I can save a little bit at half price. A few dollars is also money. I want to save money to buy a more expensive one for Lili. Gift."

Lin Quan had a question mark on his face: 520 is a festival?
However, no matter what festival, the festival is very good, so that there will be opportunities for performance.

Without these stanzas, he would have to make excuses.

Thanks to Lin Quan, he didn't say what he said in his heart. If he did, he would be punished.

Because everyone is complaining, "Why are there so many festivals? Can we men still live?"

"And every festival is one-sided. Their women are qualified, but we don't. I'm still single, it's too expensive."

Someone said: "No no no, I am qualified. Last Valentine's Day, I received bitter tea from my partner." It was very caring.

Otherwise, he hasn't changed to a new Kuchazi for two years. Thinking of it this way, it would be nice to have a girlfriend.Immediately distance yourself from these bachelors.The starting line is different.

"What are you showing off, go back to your dormitory. I bought it for you at the night market for ten yuan, and you will be happy."

"What's wrong with ten dollars? Ten dollars is also love, do you have it?"

On this side, Zhang Wei whispered: "Xiao Song, you need to use your spare money like stock trading. You can't go bankrupt and buy her gifts. It's not about money. I really think that Lili can't do it. 214 I spent more than [-] yuan to give her a mechanical keyboard, but she took it away, but there is no thank you, maybe it's hanging you."

"What's wrong with hanging me? Why doesn't she hang others? She just thinks I'm very good and have a chance to develop. Boss, you are not qualified to say this. You have been hanged like this before, and you are still happy. Yes. I still remember that year when you ate steamed buns for a month to buy cosmetics for girls."

Zhang Wei: "..." I really thank you, because of you, my past events that I don't want to recall are often brought up.

Xu Xiaosong thought about it and added:
"And don't you think that girls should test our boys more?
You know, the girl is looking for someone who is responsible for her life.

Once married, in case that person is not responsible for divorce, this is how this society is. Men are easy to find, but women are hard to find.

My mother said, what about more tests? "

This made everyone silent again.

This time, however, two divergences emerged.

Some people think, Xu Xiaosong, you are awesome, you are the top love brain.We are waiting for the day when you are deeply hurt.

Some people also think: "Xiaopinpin's words make sense, after all, it's what my mother said.

"Don't talk nonsense, teach skills, you don't care if I'm hanging. Boss, hurry up."

Zhang Wei: "Please listen, the following applies to the stage of confirming a relationship or confessing."

"You ask her, what's the difference between you and Sun Wukong. She will reply, one is a human and the other is a monkey. You say it's wrong, it has something to do with where you live, one lives in Huaguoshan, and the other lives in my heart."

Everyone booed in unison, isn't this trick really for disgusting people?

Before I can tell the girl, they are ashamed to hear it.

Zhang Weizhen said eloquently: "Trust me, it's easy to use. You have to understand a truth, no matter how disgusting you say, she will laugh with you. If it's boring to you, no matter how good your love story is. , then they will let you go too."

Liu Yuchen complained: "No, brother, I think girls who are interested in us will only get angry. Maybe they won't wait for us to finish talking, only when they ask the monkey what is the difference between her and her, they will scold people in a hurry. You dare to compare me with a monkey, are you crazy? You took the wrong medicine."

Chen Wenfei: "And they will scold you. You are a monkey, and your whole family is a monkey. In this case, what should we do? You give a plan to be scolded."

"...Then say, comparing you to a monkey is because you are thinner than a monkey."

Complimenting girls for being thin is always a mistake, right?
Zhang Wei was also a little confused.

In order to make up for the lack of good editing, Zhang Wei continued to give his idea: "Don't say good night at night, you can tell girls a little story before going to bed. What little duck buys breakfast and falls asleep after eating, isn't this just going to bed early? Duck, and then they'll giggle. How nice of you to fall asleep listening to her laughter."

All the students: "..." It's not necessary, listening to them laughing will make you sleepy.

"English is also ok, English. The old cows in ancient times were used to cultivate the land, and there were very few cows, so the ancients were very happy to get milk.

Following this line of thought, good morning also becomes.In ancient times, ordinary people could not afford cats, only the wealthy Goode cat. "

Students: "..."

Zhang Wei stood up and waved his hands to summarize his statement:
"Don't say those boring words good morning and good night.

You can say goodnight to the world, but only say you like to girls.

Are you here, in fact, I miss you and want to talk to you.

A good night, in fact, is to wish her a good night's sleep.right?

This is the meaning of the two-way couple, which should be expressed correctly.

Instead of taking those boring forms and saying some ineffective crap.

Brothers, hold back your shame, we are men, what are you afraid of?As long as we can achieve the purpose of making girls happy, if you are disgusting, you will be disgusting. The animal world knows that males are required to attack. This is our nature, and we cannot wait for others to chase like girls.

Alright, that's it for today's class. "

Zhang Wei actually hates it very much in his heart. Every time he lectures to these people, he talks in a sparse manner, and a group of silly boys can interrupt.

Sooner or later, he is going to make some girlfriends and chat with his sisters about relationship issues, which will help him in his research.

ten minutes later.

Xu Xiaosong held the guitar and looked at the rain outside and hummed:

"No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare to your smile, and those who haven't seen you won't understand it.

Whether it's a ghost who has lost his mind, or a marriage from a previous life..."

Lin Quan turned on the computer with the singing, was about to check the post, and suddenly found a private message.

The content of the private message said that Bey wanted to know him and left a QQ number.

At this moment, only Lin Quan knew how surprised he was.

He could memorize the number after reading it once, but he just wrote it down with a pen, and then opened QQ, which he had not used for a long time, and started searching for Bey.

However, in the next scene, the smile on Lin Quan's face froze.

QQ reminder: The other party refuses to add anyone as a friend.

Is this feeling from surprise to disappointment just what Zhang Wei said about raising the level of emotional value?Pull it down, it's too embarrassing.Who pulls who is this.

"Boss, you said how long does it usually take for girls to take a bath?" When she separated from Bey, Bey said that she was going to take a bath.Being poured like that, don't go to dinner with him.

While washing the pot, Zhang Wei replied, "That's a grind, why should it take more than an hour, especially our northeastern girls, they have to take a bath. Then, when it's raining, taking shelter from the rain, and going to the cafeteria to eat, If you run now, you might be able to meet. This kind of chance encounter will bring surprises to girls, thinking that you are destined by God. Are you going to see Bey?"

Lin Quan was stunned for a moment: "How do you know it's Bey?"

"What are you doing abnormally tonight. In fact, from the cold drink hall to the appearance of the post, you have been wrong. I'm too lazy to talk about you. In the end, before graduation, leave a relationship, Lin Quan."

Lin Quan smiled: "What a mess, okay, thank you."

However, when he walked to the door of the dormitory, Lin Quan felt that he had to explain: "I'm not going out to live, I'm letting her pass my QQ."

"Oh my God, QQ didn't win it yet. I didn't expect you to have today."

(End of this chapter)