Dad asked me to choose one of ten goddesses to marry
Chapter 373 Urine is a baby
Chapter 373 Urine is a baby
Jiang Banxia looked at the bottle, her eyes going out.
"What's wrong with me... Feng Lin, you, you, you... your grandma, even if I die of thirst, I won't drink yours..."
"I like to drink or not."
Feng Lin said lightly.
"I killed you!" Jiang Banxia glared at Feng Lin angrily.
"Okay, I'll give you multiple choice questions."
As Feng Lin spoke, he took out another bottle of water from his backpack, raised his head and poured it into his mouth, but he did not swallow it.
After that, he pointed to his mouth, and then to the water released by the gate.
The meaning is obvious, let Jiang Pinellia choose.
"you……"
Jiang Banxia blushed, Feng Lin, the bastard, didn't give himself the chance to choose at all.
Feng Lin looked at Jiang Banxia lightly, and definitely wanted to teach her a lesson.
Last time on WeChat, he blocked himself if he couldn't scold him. He hated this kind of person the most.
Feng Lin found that the other party didn't respond, so he swallowed, "Don't drink it, you can go."
Jiang Banxia covered her throat, she felt like she was dying of thirst.
Thirsty is a feeling that almost everyone has tried.
But most people are in the shade when they are thirsty.
It's different here. While thirsty, the temperature is still like a steamer.
"Feng Lin, don't force me!"
Jiang Banxia clenched her fists hard, lowered her head, and said in a deep voice.
"I wipe? Are you crazy? I'm forcing you, what's wrong?"
Feng Lin pursed his lips, he was about to die, and he dared to threaten himself.
"If you dare to force me again, I'll... marry you as a wife, I'm so annoying to you!"
Jiang Banxia raised her head, her eyes half-squinted, revealing a fierce light inside.
Feng Lin said in a deep voice, "You are so vicious."
"Don't you have a wife? I married her and beat her all day long." Jiang Banxia continued.
"Apologize well to me and give you water."
Feng Lin didn't intend to let her drink the water from his mouth.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't scold you, I was wrong."
Jiang Banxia bowed deeply to Feng Lin, apology meant nothing to her, just a few words.
It's okay to scold it later.
"Here it is!" Feng Lin threw the mineral water to Jiang Banxia, "Our marriage is over, you take your Yangguan Road, and I'll take my single-plank bridge."
Jiang Banxia ignored Feng Lin, she couldn't wait to take a sip, feeling like a newborn.
Water is indeed the source of life.
After she took a few sips, she went out immediately, ready to let the stone have a few sips too.
Feng Lin tightened the bottle of urine and put it in his hiking bag. He thought it was still useful.
"Feng Lin, do you still have water? Let Elder Zhang drink some too!"
Seeing Jiang Banxia leaving, Liang Die outside walked in and said.
"I don't have a lot of water here, unless you give me a baby in exchange for it." Feng Lin stretched out his hand.
"I...I didn't find the baby!"
Liang Die pouted slightly, stepped forward, hugged Feng Lin's arm, "Please, Brother Feng Lin."
"I want to know the secrets of your nine secluded land?"
Feng Lin looked at Liang Die seriously.
The Earth Demon that Feng Linjiang caught last time was given to a secret agency.
Later, Feng Lin asked Lan He what information he had obtained, but Lan He said that it was kept secret.
He didn't know either.
"We have no secrets."
Liang Die stood in front of Feng Lin, shaking her head constantly, her double ponytails tugging at Feng Lin's body.
Feng Lin pushed Liang Die away and said lightly, "I heard that the people who founded Jiuyou Land don't seem to grow old."
Knowing that Xu Ruoying is a descendant of Xu Fu, Feng Lin is very interested in longevity now.
Could it be that the founder of Jiuyou Land is also a descendant of Xu Fu?
"I don't know, don't ask, the God of Jiuyou will punish me!"
There was some fear in Liang Die's eyes.
"never mind."
Feng Lin shook his head slightly, he knew that he couldn't push too hard.
Looking at Liang Die's eyes, it is obvious that there is a story in the middle.
He took out another bottle of water and walked outside the palace, and he didn't want to waste time here.
The main purpose this time is baby.
"Brothers, I have a good heart. I decided to take out a bottle to moisten your throats."
Feng Lin held up the mineral water and said with a smile, "But the rules can't be broken, you must give me something outside."
"Thank you brother, this dagger of mine is the treasure of our sect, and I will give it to you today."
"Brother, are my underwear considered extraneous?"
"Definitely not, or I'll give you pants."
……
The people around have weapons on their bodies, and most of them leave weapons behind.
Feng Lin held the mineral water and poured a sip to each of them.
More than a dozen people finished a bottle of mineral water.
Including the seventh earth evil.
Liang Die kept looking at Feng Lin from a distance, this man was different.
He seemed to really consider himself a friend.
At this moment, another group of people appeared in the distance, it was Long Tianao, Dianqi and others.
Their faces are now purple due to lack of water, and their lips are chapped and bleeding.
Long Tianao noticed Feng Lin here, and immediately rushed over and shouted, "Give me water! Water!"
The old man beside him also accelerated and attacked Feng Lin.
"Who dares to touch him?"
Shishi took a step forward and blocked in front of Feng Lin, and a terrifying air wave swept the surrounding forest.
Seeing this, everyone on Long Tianao's side stopped.
Stones are not easy to mess with.
"Senior, my Long family and your Jiang family have no grievances or enmity, just ask for a little water, and ask the seniors for help."
Long Tianao bowed his hands respectfully.
"I drank Feng Lin's water just now and promised to be his bodyguard. If you have anything to do, talk to Feng Lin, I only listen to Feng Lin's words."
Stone stood with his hands behind his back, and said indifferently.
When Long Tianao and the others heard this, they were secretly shocked. It seemed that they could no longer use force when facing Feng Lin.
"Feng Lin, as long as you give me water, after you go out, follow me to Long's house, you can choose the baby!"
Long Tianao said to Feng Lin.
"Young Master Long, let me tell you the truth. I didn't bring much water when I came in this time, mainly because I packed a big bag of food."
Feng Lin had a serious expression on his face, "Then it was too hot, so I threw away the food, leaving only the mineral water."
While speaking, Feng Lin opened the mountaineering bag behind him and poured out the contents.
Two empty bottles, a bottle of mineral water, and half a bottle of urine.
"Now I only have one bottle of water left, which is used by me and my seniors. After all, I have to rely on my seniors for protection."
Feng Lin packed the mineral water into his hiking bag, "As for this urine, I originally planned to keep it for myself, but if Long Shao is really thirsty, I'll give it to you."
"you……"
Long Tian was arrogantly speechless, what kind of person was he?
Even if you want to drink this kind of stuff, it doesn't make people laugh out loud.
"Of course, Long Shao can drink water if he really wants to, but he has to exchange his baby for it. For a baby, he can only exchange one sip of water."
Feng Lin played hunger marketing. After all, in the eyes of these people, there was only one bottle of water left.
They are not out yet, and no one knows how long they will be trapped.
Water is really important.
Feng Lin paused for ten seconds, then suddenly picked up the urine bottle, "Young Master Long, I regret it. Now this urine is not given to you for free, you can only exchange it with your baby."
"You... what do you mean?" Long Tianao asked in a deep voice.
"I don't think there is enough water, and..." Feng Lin touched Liang Die's head next to him, "This pee is actually my little cutie."
Long Tianao's eyes froze, and he said quickly, "I want this urine!"
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Banxia looked at the bottle, her eyes going out.
"What's wrong with me... Feng Lin, you, you, you... your grandma, even if I die of thirst, I won't drink yours..."
"I like to drink or not."
Feng Lin said lightly.
"I killed you!" Jiang Banxia glared at Feng Lin angrily.
"Okay, I'll give you multiple choice questions."
As Feng Lin spoke, he took out another bottle of water from his backpack, raised his head and poured it into his mouth, but he did not swallow it.
After that, he pointed to his mouth, and then to the water released by the gate.
The meaning is obvious, let Jiang Pinellia choose.
"you……"
Jiang Banxia blushed, Feng Lin, the bastard, didn't give himself the chance to choose at all.
Feng Lin looked at Jiang Banxia lightly, and definitely wanted to teach her a lesson.
Last time on WeChat, he blocked himself if he couldn't scold him. He hated this kind of person the most.
Feng Lin found that the other party didn't respond, so he swallowed, "Don't drink it, you can go."
Jiang Banxia covered her throat, she felt like she was dying of thirst.
Thirsty is a feeling that almost everyone has tried.
But most people are in the shade when they are thirsty.
It's different here. While thirsty, the temperature is still like a steamer.
"Feng Lin, don't force me!"
Jiang Banxia clenched her fists hard, lowered her head, and said in a deep voice.
"I wipe? Are you crazy? I'm forcing you, what's wrong?"
Feng Lin pursed his lips, he was about to die, and he dared to threaten himself.
"If you dare to force me again, I'll... marry you as a wife, I'm so annoying to you!"
Jiang Banxia raised her head, her eyes half-squinted, revealing a fierce light inside.
Feng Lin said in a deep voice, "You are so vicious."
"Don't you have a wife? I married her and beat her all day long." Jiang Banxia continued.
"Apologize well to me and give you water."
Feng Lin didn't intend to let her drink the water from his mouth.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't scold you, I was wrong."
Jiang Banxia bowed deeply to Feng Lin, apology meant nothing to her, just a few words.
It's okay to scold it later.
"Here it is!" Feng Lin threw the mineral water to Jiang Banxia, "Our marriage is over, you take your Yangguan Road, and I'll take my single-plank bridge."
Jiang Banxia ignored Feng Lin, she couldn't wait to take a sip, feeling like a newborn.
Water is indeed the source of life.
After she took a few sips, she went out immediately, ready to let the stone have a few sips too.
Feng Lin tightened the bottle of urine and put it in his hiking bag. He thought it was still useful.
"Feng Lin, do you still have water? Let Elder Zhang drink some too!"
Seeing Jiang Banxia leaving, Liang Die outside walked in and said.
"I don't have a lot of water here, unless you give me a baby in exchange for it." Feng Lin stretched out his hand.
"I...I didn't find the baby!"
Liang Die pouted slightly, stepped forward, hugged Feng Lin's arm, "Please, Brother Feng Lin."
"I want to know the secrets of your nine secluded land?"
Feng Lin looked at Liang Die seriously.
The Earth Demon that Feng Linjiang caught last time was given to a secret agency.
Later, Feng Lin asked Lan He what information he had obtained, but Lan He said that it was kept secret.
He didn't know either.
"We have no secrets."
Liang Die stood in front of Feng Lin, shaking her head constantly, her double ponytails tugging at Feng Lin's body.
Feng Lin pushed Liang Die away and said lightly, "I heard that the people who founded Jiuyou Land don't seem to grow old."
Knowing that Xu Ruoying is a descendant of Xu Fu, Feng Lin is very interested in longevity now.
Could it be that the founder of Jiuyou Land is also a descendant of Xu Fu?
"I don't know, don't ask, the God of Jiuyou will punish me!"
There was some fear in Liang Die's eyes.
"never mind."
Feng Lin shook his head slightly, he knew that he couldn't push too hard.
Looking at Liang Die's eyes, it is obvious that there is a story in the middle.
He took out another bottle of water and walked outside the palace, and he didn't want to waste time here.
The main purpose this time is baby.
"Brothers, I have a good heart. I decided to take out a bottle to moisten your throats."
Feng Lin held up the mineral water and said with a smile, "But the rules can't be broken, you must give me something outside."
"Thank you brother, this dagger of mine is the treasure of our sect, and I will give it to you today."
"Brother, are my underwear considered extraneous?"
"Definitely not, or I'll give you pants."
……
The people around have weapons on their bodies, and most of them leave weapons behind.
Feng Lin held the mineral water and poured a sip to each of them.
More than a dozen people finished a bottle of mineral water.
Including the seventh earth evil.
Liang Die kept looking at Feng Lin from a distance, this man was different.
He seemed to really consider himself a friend.
At this moment, another group of people appeared in the distance, it was Long Tianao, Dianqi and others.
Their faces are now purple due to lack of water, and their lips are chapped and bleeding.
Long Tianao noticed Feng Lin here, and immediately rushed over and shouted, "Give me water! Water!"
The old man beside him also accelerated and attacked Feng Lin.
"Who dares to touch him?"
Shishi took a step forward and blocked in front of Feng Lin, and a terrifying air wave swept the surrounding forest.
Seeing this, everyone on Long Tianao's side stopped.
Stones are not easy to mess with.
"Senior, my Long family and your Jiang family have no grievances or enmity, just ask for a little water, and ask the seniors for help."
Long Tianao bowed his hands respectfully.
"I drank Feng Lin's water just now and promised to be his bodyguard. If you have anything to do, talk to Feng Lin, I only listen to Feng Lin's words."
Stone stood with his hands behind his back, and said indifferently.
When Long Tianao and the others heard this, they were secretly shocked. It seemed that they could no longer use force when facing Feng Lin.
"Feng Lin, as long as you give me water, after you go out, follow me to Long's house, you can choose the baby!"
Long Tianao said to Feng Lin.
"Young Master Long, let me tell you the truth. I didn't bring much water when I came in this time, mainly because I packed a big bag of food."
Feng Lin had a serious expression on his face, "Then it was too hot, so I threw away the food, leaving only the mineral water."
While speaking, Feng Lin opened the mountaineering bag behind him and poured out the contents.
Two empty bottles, a bottle of mineral water, and half a bottle of urine.
"Now I only have one bottle of water left, which is used by me and my seniors. After all, I have to rely on my seniors for protection."
Feng Lin packed the mineral water into his hiking bag, "As for this urine, I originally planned to keep it for myself, but if Long Shao is really thirsty, I'll give it to you."
"you……"
Long Tian was arrogantly speechless, what kind of person was he?
Even if you want to drink this kind of stuff, it doesn't make people laugh out loud.
"Of course, Long Shao can drink water if he really wants to, but he has to exchange his baby for it. For a baby, he can only exchange one sip of water."
Feng Lin played hunger marketing. After all, in the eyes of these people, there was only one bottle of water left.
They are not out yet, and no one knows how long they will be trapped.
Water is really important.
Feng Lin paused for ten seconds, then suddenly picked up the urine bottle, "Young Master Long, I regret it. Now this urine is not given to you for free, you can only exchange it with your baby."
"You... what do you mean?" Long Tianao asked in a deep voice.
"I don't think there is enough water, and..." Feng Lin touched Liang Die's head next to him, "This pee is actually my little cutie."
Long Tianao's eyes froze, and he said quickly, "I want this urine!"
(End of this chapter)
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