I swapped bodies with the female president

Chapter 333 Three or Four Girls

"How long do you kiss each other?"

"That counts."

"Nonsense." I call it careful calculation, squeezing all your value, hehehe.

"Don't try to lie to me, if you don't tell the truth, you will pay ten times more." Yu Xiaoduo reminded.

Gu Wan'er was having a hard time opening her mouth, but she still whispered, "Short tens of seconds, long a few minutes."

"A few minutes???"

Seeing Gu Wan'er's silence, Yu Xiaoduo was determined not to let it go: "Then it will be counted as ten minutes, ten times."

"How can you calculate like that, it doesn't make sense."

"Hehe, the defendant has no right to protest."

Gu Wan'er stared at Yu Xiaoduo viciously, but didn't say anything because she was wrong.

Yu Xiaoduo raised his head, and pronounced the verdict like a righteous judge: "Recently, I have practiced dancing hard, such as driving a train, cleaning windows, etc. I have to learn. You have also learned dancing from Xiao Luan before, and you don't know much about it. No, don't think about just coping with it casually."

"Shameless."

"Hey, which one of us is shameless, but still scolding me, I will add another hour to you!"

"you!"

"You, you, have you ever thought about my feelings as a victim? This will be the shadow of my whole life. Even when I see my true love in the future, I will remember that she was given by you... won't my heart ache? .”

"Stop talking, I'll give it to you when the body returns." Then he opened the door angrily and left.

Seeing that Gu Wan'er was gone, Comrade Yu Xiaoduo finally stopped keeping a straight face, and the boxer yelled "Yeah!"
At this moment the door opened again.

Yu Xiaoduo changed his expression and posture instantly, only to see Gu Wan'er pick up the phone on the table.

"Don't forget, study at home obediently, and I will test you first in a few days." Yu Xiaoduo said with a serious face, almost dying of laughter in his heart.

Gu Wan'er stared fiercely before leaving.

"Small sample, still lose your temper. If you dare to touch my woman in the future, I will double it on you and get it back. I will see where you go." It's just my poor sister Xiao, you have been eaten by your girlfriends since childhood Tofu, but don't worry, I will avenge you and bully her for five hours.

At night, Yu Xiaoduo was lying on the bed chatting with Xiao Luan, feeling that the relationship seemed to heat up a lot, Gu Wan'er's method was fine.

At this time, Gu Wan'er was lying on the bed tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, thinking of the terms she signed, she felt uncomfortable.

But I will think of the happy time with Sister Xiao in the afternoon. Being a man is really happy, which is much more interesting than being a woman.

The next morning, Gu Wan'er was woken up by the ringing of the phone: "Brother Yu, if I have your express delivery, should I let the guard go?"

"Well, let it go." Gu Wan'er murmured with her eyes closed.

However, not long after, another Shunfeng courier called: "Brother Yu, do you have your courier, can you put the guard on?"

"Ah."

Within a few minutes, another one came, which made Gu Wan'er sit up, her eyes seemed to have dark circles, she looked like she didn't sleep well yesterday, when she carefully checked the battery of her phone, it was all red.

After a while, Gu Wan'er fell down again, and said in her mouth: "Yu Xiaoduo, you bastard, what are you doing buying so many things online, can't you let people sleep?"

doorman.

Tang Ling was shopping for vegetables and entering the community, bragging happily with the aunts around her. Now the whole community knows that Tang Ling's daughter-in-law is beautiful and rich, and she is the eldest lady of the chaebol.

At this time, Tang Ling saw a courier carrying boxes at the doorman, which seemed to be quite a lot.

The aunt on the side yelled: "Who bought this, so many things."

The guard immediately recognized Tang Ling: "Auntie, these are Brother Yu's, please ask Brother Yu to come down and get them, our guard room will be full."

"What? This is all his?" Tang Ling was also a little dumbfounded, Xiao Duo is not a frequent online shopper.

Tang Ling casually looked to see who sent it.

It doesn't matter if you don't read it, but you are shocked when you see it. They are all girls' names, at least three or four, and they all have the words happy birthday written on them.

He never expected that this bastard was exactly like his father back then, and a group of girls gave gifts for his birthday.

It seems that it's not just a simple one, it's really deep enough, half of your father's level.

Tang Ling rushed home without stopping, preparing for a public trial of a dutiful son.

Gu Wan'er is still sitting in a dream, in which she turns into Yu Xiaoduo, holding Sister Bai in her left hand and sister-in-law in her right hand, her happiness is doubled.

Suddenly, with a bang, Yu Xiaoduo suddenly appeared, took a handful of things and shot himself in the head, still bang bang bang.

Gu Wan'er was startled awake, it turned out that the bang bang bang was knocking on the door.

"Yu Xiaoduo, come out, Mom has something to tell you!" Tang Ling knocked on the door and shouted.

"Oh, I see." Gu Wan'er yawned, not knowing what happened.

After washing up, Tang Ling lazily walked out of the bedroom, clutching her hair. Sitting on the sofa, Tang Ling looked at her son's sloppy face. She really wanted to be different. Why would girls like it.

"Mom, what's the matter?" Gu Wan'er sat beside her, took a sip of water to moisten her throat.

"What's the matter, tell me honestly, how many girls do you still have unclear relationships with?"

puff!
Gu Wan'er squirted directly, choking and coughing.

It took a while to slow down: "Mom, what are you talking about?"

"Still pretending to be stupid like me? If you say it now, I'll beat you once, if you force me out, I'll beat you ten times!"

Gu Wan'er cracked, why is this method exactly the same as Yu Xiaoduo.

"I really haven't had any contact with any girl." Gu Wan'er killed her with just one sentence, no.

"Hehe, the doorman's packages are going to pile up into a mountain. They are all birthday presents from other girls to you."

what!
Suddenly remembering the courier's phone call just now, Gu Wan'er cracked open, it couldn't be that Sister Su and the others bought it for Yu Xiaoduo, it was just delivered today.

"Mom, you misunderstood me. They are just friends. They are all Wan'er's friends. If you don't believe me, call Wan'er."

"Hmph, I feel that you and Wan'er are in collusion." Tang Ling felt that Wan'er had been oppressed by her son, and she didn't dare to tell herself the truth.

Gu Wan'er couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, she came to take the blame for him again.

"I didn't even have a girl around me before, so I went to the Internet cafe with Fatty to play games for a day after my birthday. Look at it now, it's incredible."

Gu Wan'er laughed and said, "It's not because of your good marriage, Mom."

"Don't give me a hippie smile, seriously!"

At this time Yu Taitao came out of the room: "What's the matter, why are we arguing again?"

"Look at him. If you don't learn the good things, you will learn the bad things from you. Today, at least three or four girls gave him birthday presents. Box by box, the guard room was full."

"What! Three or four!" Yu Tai looked at his son dumbfounded. It turned out that what I discovered was just the tip of your iceberg. Now you can be equal to me.

(End of this chapter)