I swapped bodies with the female president

Gangmen Dragon and Tiger Funeral Home.

Today can be described as very lively, walking around are men in black suits, with fierce eyes, it seems that everyone is very vigilant, especially those who come to worship.

At half past four, Yu Xiaoduo, Tang Qing, Tang Hong, and Wang Biao who was driving arrived.

As soon as he got out of the car, Yu Xiaoduo turned around and asked, "Did you bring any red envelopes?"

"I brought a red envelope." Tang Qing laughed.

Tang Hong was speechless, it was like this every time, and it was the same before. When I went out without money, it was never me.

Yu Xiaoduo, I, Tang Hong, definitely owed you in my previous life.

"I only have two hundred cash."

Yu Xiaoduo took the red envelope and cash, took out a pen and said, "Tang Family Tang Hong, two hundred yuan."

Tang Hong: "..."

"Why don't you write your own name." Tang Hong couldn't take it anymore.

Yu Xiaoduo smiled innocently: "I didn't give you any money, so how can I write mine?"

"You!" Tang Hong was so angry that he took out all the cash directly.

"For such a big boss, why care about me as a worker, you are stingy."

Tang Hong exploded in an instant, spending my money and calling me stingy.

I really don't know what those stunning beauties like about you. If I were a woman, I wouldn't even look at you.

Before I got to the door, I suddenly heard someone singing and dancing rap, and it was dancing with a strange tone, just like the mourning in the countryside.

You hate yourself for not playing enough, lying on the hospital bed smoking, eating only two bites of porridge, going to hell soon, and eating fake wine and waste oil.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoduo's face was stiff, and Tang Qing behind him was the same, he almost didn't laugh, this was the boss's funeral after all.

Buying a Zhongtai is still a second-hand one, and it needs to be repaired every day, complaining that the mortgage is not enough, it is still an unfinished building, when I was young, I only knew how to herd cattle, so when I grew up, I was too simple and honest.

Yu Xiaoduo and Tang Qing turned around immediately to release the stiff expressions on their faces, who asked them to sing their sorrows.

Sure enough, someone immediately took the two singers and dancers away, and a severe beating must have been inevitable.

When they came to the steps, a group of men in suits looked vigilantly.

I saw a man walking out of the mourning hall, Yu Xiaoduo didn't know him, but if Su Qingfei was here, he would definitely know him.

Isn't this the Wenfeng boy who was blasted?

Wenfeng looked at the four of them, and said in a low voice, "A guest is here!"

Music was played in the mourning hall, and Yu Xiaoduo led the three of them into the mourning hall. There were many tables on the left and right sides, and people could be seen playing cards and eating melon seeds, etc.

Kneeling a woman in front of the altar, kneeling and sitting in a sackcloth.

First hand over the share money, the person who registered looked at the name, a member of the Tang family?Which Tang family?

"One bow, two bows, three bows, family members thank you."

"My condolences." Yu Xiaoduo said softly.

The woman didn't speak, just nodded.

A younger brother arranged for Yu Xiaoduo and four of them to come to the next table. They could play mahjong and poker, so they came as happy as they wanted.

"How about we play Fight the Landlord?" Yu Xiaoduo suggested.

This time even Tang Qing pretended not to hear, playing cards with Yu Xiaoduo, it was no different from giving him money, thinking back then that Yang Guo even lost his underpants.

"How about we play with sticky notes?" Yu Xiaoduo laughed.

On this matter, Tang Hong and Tang Qing reached a unified opinion.

Wang Biao on the side was puzzled, why not play with the teacher?I want to play a few.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaoduo exclaimed that he was bored. He came here early to check the situation, so he could only eat melon seeds and watch the video.

Suddenly, I saw Wan'er send a voice over.

"You can follow the example of Sister Su."

Hearing Wan'er's idea, Yu Xiaoduo didn't understand for a while, why don't you ask what it means?Does this make me look stupid?

Follow the example of Miss Su?

Withdraw from the group?
Wan'er, you are such a genius, why the fuck did I not think of that?

Opening WeChat, Yu Xiaoduo directly quit the group in a wave. The pressure should go to Sister Su.

At this time, Gu Wan'er was about to get off work, so she opened WeChat and checked.

The only man left the group.

Gu Wan'er: "??????"

The backhand is to call Yu Xiaoduo.

Seeing that Gu Wan'er called, Yu Xiaoduo smiled proudly: "Honey, that's a good idea."

"What a good idea, why are you leaving the group?" Gu Wan'er cracked, Yu Xiaoduo, did you misunderstand.

Yu Xiao paused: "Didn't you ask me to imitate Sister Su?"

"Oh, my mother, I asked you to follow suit. I asked you to find Ziyin. Sister Su knows to sell miserably, so you can do it too. And Sister Xiao, you can go too. Just force Xiao Yu back. ."

Yu Xiaoduo broke down instantly: "Why didn't you say it earlier."

"I thought you understood me."

"I understand you."

"Then why don't you understand?"

"That's because there are still two things I don't understand."

"There are two more?"

"Yeah, think about it."

Gu Wan'er thought for a while, and immediately shouted softly: "Yu Xiaoduo!"

Yu Xiaoduo hung up the phone in an instant, and the woman didn't speak well, which made me quit the group.

But just after hanging up the phone, Miss Bai's call came in.

Yu Xiaoduo looked at the calling phone, really dumbfounded, Wan'er, you hurt me.

"Hi." Yu Xiaoduo said with a smile.

"What are you doing? Su Qingfei quit, you also quit? Then I should quit too!"

"Wait, wait, it's all Wan'er's fault." Yu Xiaoduo hurriedly explained that this had offended Sister Bai, and it was the first time she heard Sister Bai was angry, and it seemed that she had never been there before.

"Wan'er? What does this have to do with Wan'er?"

Yu Xiaoduo said seriously: "It's all Wan'er's idea, she asked me to withdraw, so that Ziyin and Sister Xiao can worry."

Bai Ji's expression is like this (￣ー￣)
"I'll pull you back, and you won't see me again!" After speaking, Sister Bai hung up the phone angrily.

Many people in Yu Xiao were stupid. They didn't get Sister Su, so they screwed themselves up.

Just after hanging up Sister Bai's call, Sister Xiao's call came, and Yu Xiaoduo adjusted his mood in an instant.

"Why did you quit the group?" Xiao Luan asked unhappily.

"Your brother wants to kill me, Ziyin says I'm a villain, forget it, it's boring."

"Ah, my brother said something like that!" Xiao Luan's tone instantly increased, with the tendency to argue with Xiao Yu.

"Sister Xiao, stop talking. Your brother insists on messing with me. Come and collect the corpse."

"Xiao Duo, don't worry, I'll ask."

Yu Xiaoduo let out a long sigh: "Sister Xiao, don't go, you will still say that I'm not a man, it's really going to start a fight, I won't hurt Sister Xiao and your brother, at worst, I'll be hacked to death by your brother."

"How could he do this!" Xiao Luan hung up the phone with a shout.

Yu Xiaoduo felt that Wan'er's idea was too coquettish, and I, Yu Xiaoduo, couldn't bear it.