The Rebirth of the Rain Pillar of the Siheyuan
Chapter 48 Money Meat
Chapter 48 Money Meat
He Yuzhu and Sister Zhao watched the train go away, and Sister Zhao even shed tears of reluctance.
"Sister Zhao, come back! The rain has gone, and she will come again during the winter vacation."
Sister Zhao wiped away her tears and said to He Yuzhu, "I'm just a little bit reluctant. We've been together almost every day this month, and the rain is so lovely."
He Yuzhu curled her lips in disapproval, cute?Do you have any misunderstanding about cuteness? In my opinion, it is a little devil.Although I am also a little bit sad, but more relaxed.
The two came out of the train station and came to the car storage. He Yuzhu had just started the three-wheeled saddle before riding on it, when he saw Sister Zhao took out a coat from the pocket in front of her and put it on.
He Yuzhu looked around for the weather, and said to Sister Zhao, "It's hot, isn't it hot if you wear a coat?"
Sister Zhao gave him a big white eye, "I don't know if it's hot or not, but I know that damn little thief's eyeballs should be snapped off!"
He Yuzhu looked around nonchalantly, "Ahem! It's a windy car ride in autumn, so you should wear more clothes."
Sister Zhao looked at him with a half-smile and said, "Fake it! Just pretend it! Let me see how long you can pretend it?"
He Yuzhu sighed helplessly, "If you don't tell the truth, you still have to do it! If you don't tell the truth, you should wear more clothes!"
With a haughty "hum", Sister Zhao got into the sidecar.
He Yuzhu coaxed the accelerator slowly, thinking in his heart ~ I'm talking about wearing less clothes.
When passing the turntable, He Yuzhu saw Sister Zhao looking longingly at the signboard of the ice shop, so he drove towards the ice shop with his bag.
With a "squeak", the bag stopped at the bottom of the ice cream shop. Before Miss Zhao could be surprised, He Yuzhu said: "It's too hot, I'm going back after eating some ice cream. If you're not in a hurry, just wait for me for a while!"
Sister Zhao looked at him in astonishment, pointed at herself, and pointed at the Freezing Point shop on the second floor. Seeing He Yuzhu nodding in confirmation, she immediately swung her pocket and threw it at He Yuzhu.
"I'll beat you to death, you black-hearted bastard! I'll let you play poison!"
The two rushed to the second floor happily.
Sister Zhao patted Liangliang's chest and abdomen, picked up her bag and was about to leave. Seeing that He Yuzhu was sitting in a strange posture, she asked:
"Why don't you leave?"
He Yuzhu clutched his lower abdomen, and said with a little pain: "I'm in a hurry, my stomach hurts, let's take a break!"
Sister Zhao curled her lips in disdain, "Lazy people have a lot of shit!"
Ten minutes later.
He Yuzhu stood in the urinal, and with the relaxation of the sphincter, the pressure was released, and he felt a burst of relief.As soon as I got out of the toilet, I saw Sister Zhao impatiently walking around the door.
He hurried over and said apologetically, "I'm sorry! I kept Sister Zhao waiting for so long!"
Lifting up the small watch, Sister Zhao said anxiously: "What are you always dawdling about? I won't be able to catch the commuter bus any later!"
When the two went downstairs, He Yuzhu asked suspiciously: "Why do you have to go back and take the commuter bus? Isn't it over if I send you home directly?"
Sister Zhao said angrily: "You are a fool! If you are a lonely man and a widow, if you send me home, the neighbors nearby will make irresponsible remarks again! These old women, if they have nothing to do every day, it is the fault of their parents. They're sick of them!"
He Yuzhu nodded clearly to express his understanding, and said helplessly: "The capital also has the same smell, it's the same everywhere!"
~~~
When the commuter car was about to start, He Yuzhu's shoulder was blocked in front of the car, and Sister Zhao climbed and dragged onto the car, panting and said:
"Almost missed!"
Some female colleagues of the same age expressed understanding, "It's not the old ladies from the families of the mining area. They have a long tongue all day long. When an outsider comes to the family, they say that their relationship is not normal, and the colleagues dare not rush out the door. !"
When He Yuzhu and his three apprentices cleaned up the back kitchen and were about to leave, Dean Li walked in, and He Yuzhu quickly asked, "Dean Li, are you on duty today?"
Dean Li called He Yuzhu outside alone, seeing no one around, said:
"Tomorrow you will go to the * * Ministry to formally swear in *, and someone will inform you of the exact time. Another thing is an old man who is recuperating. The day after tomorrow is his [-]th birthday. He has no other requirements, but wants to eat dog meat. I know this is a difficult situation for you, the food in the countryside is also in short supply, and there are fewer people raising dogs, you still need to think of a way to do this."
He Yuzhu was very happy when he heard these two things. It is a good thing to swear, and we are also organized people!As for the dog meat, there is more than half of it in the space!Just take this opportunity to go shopping in the village again, maybe you can get some good goods.
Thinking of this, He Yuzhu immediately agreed; "Don't worry, Dean Li, I'll go to the villages immediately after finishing the oath of admission, and I'm sure I can get it."
Seeing He Yuzhu's vows, Dean Li left in peace. He Yuzhu went back to the kitchen to explain to the three apprentices, and then rode out of the nursing home on a satchel.
Sanguanmiao Village is only about two kilometers away from the nursing home. As soon as Canzi arrived at the entrance of the village, a group of local dogs yelled at He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu looked at some of the big dogs and thought: Don't look at how happy they are barking now, I will let you run with your tails in a while.
Dog barking people gathered around, He Yuzhu greeted the familiar villagers, and came to the brigade secretary's house. Before he could move the fence door, he saw the brigade secretary opened the door to visit outside the courtyard.
He Yuzhu waved and shouted: "Secretary Feng! Me! He Yuzhu from the nursing home."
Seeing that it was He Yuzhu, Secretary Feng hurried over and moved the gate.
"It turned out to be Comrade He, hurry up and sit in the room."
He Yuzhu followed Secretary Feng into the room and saw that there was no one in the room. He guessed that his wife and children had gone out, so he sat down and took out a large-scale cigarette, lit it for Secretary Feng, and said, "I came so late. I really have something to do. I still need Feng The secretary can help."
Secretary Feng greedily took a deep breath of Dazhuan, exhaled the smoke, looked at He Yuzhu and said, "Tell me! What's the matter? Nothing good will happen when you come here!"
He Yuzhu said with a sneer: "No way, who asked us to kiss! I just want to get a few big dogs. It would be better if there are other meats! Don't worry, the old rules, money, grain and non-staple food tickets, industrial rolls, Optional."
Seeing that a cigarette was quickly exhausted, He Yuzhu threw most of the pack of cigarettes on the kang, indicating that he wanted to smoke and took whatever he wanted.
Secretary Feng looked at the smoke on the kang and said, "I've never seen a soldier as cunning as you. I'm afraid a big dog can't do it. You can count on him to guard the house, guard the courtyard, guard the granary, and catch mice. How many old dogs are there? If you don't come, it will be a matter of skinning in a few days."
At this time, footsteps sounded outside the house, and then the captain, Captain Zhang walked in and said: "Just after I left my job, I heard the sound of a motorcycle. I thought it was you."
After finishing speaking, he sat on the kang and picked up the big product, and lit one on the fire.
Captain Zhang exhaled the smoke, and said in a ruffian way: "Speak up! I'll listen to anything."
He Yuzhu actually annoyed him a lot, this man looked like a fool, so he only wanted to scare outsiders.
He is stingy, timid, mean, and greedy. He is the most obedient dog if you have an official status.
He Yuzhu articulated his needs and asked him: "Can you do this? If you can't, get out!"
Captain Zhang was indifferent to He Yuzhu's attitude, and only wanted to see if he could get some benefits. Suddenly, his heart moved, and he said, "Dogs, just like Secretary Feng said, there are still some puppies in the village. If you want them, take them away. You don't need money." There is a sick donkey in the village, do you want it?"
Secretary Feng sighed unbearably, and explained to He Yuzhu: "This is a three-year-old big animal. I don't know why it suddenly fell ill. It doesn't eat anything, just drink some water. If this continues, it's over. The matter is over. The commune was reported, but the veterinarians who came down from the commune didn’t see anything? Let us handle it ourselves. Alas! I can’t bear it!”
Captain Zhang said with a sinister smile, "We don't want money for this big animal. We'll exchange it for two bicycles."
Secretary Feng was shocked when he heard this, and looked at Captain Zhang in surprise.
He Yuzhu calculated in his mind the equivalent relationship between cars, money, tickets, and donkeys. He felt that it would be a disadvantage to exchange two bicycles for sick donkeys, so he said, "I'm not worth it. If you count five dogs and puppies, it's about the same."
The secretary and the captain said at the same time: "Agreed!"
Secretary Feng pointed to He Yuzhu and said, "That's the deal! Dog, you can pull it away. When you see the cart, when you pull the donkey. If you dare to fool us, we will find your leader!"
He Yuzhu promised: "Don't worry! The nursing home won't accept it, I will accept it myself! I will bring you the car tomorrow."
Walking to a place where there was no one on the way, He Yuzhu put the five pieces of dog skins and dog meat in the sidecar into the space, and threw most of the dog meat in the space into the sidecar, looked at the whining puppies in the sack, and immediately He left with a satchel.
That night, He Yuzhu reported the situation in Sanmiao Village to Dean Li, and told him that he had a way to get a bicycle ticket. Dean Li repeatedly asked, be careful not to be careless!
After the swearing-in ceremony, He Yuzhu went back to the dormitory to change his clothes, rode a bag to the neighborhood, and then walked in, found a ticket vendor and bought two permanent 28-inch tickets, and then went to Xiguan No. [-] Department Store to buy a vehicle.
In the afternoon of that day, a bloody scene took place in the nursing home. He Yuzhu took the root of a donkey and showed everyone what a good job he was.
At the banquet where the donkeys were delivered, Sister Zhao ate money meat and asked He Yuzhu, "What kind of meat is this? It's so delicious!"
The Big Three held back their laughter and watched He Yuzhu's explanation as if nothing had happened.
He Yuzhu rubbed his nose and forcefully explained: "This is a key part of the donkey's body. It is good at shrinking and expanding, and its tendons are relatively developed. It has been cleaned, boiled, and finally smoked to form its unique flavor! "
Sister Zhao took another piece and stuffed it into her mouth, and said vaguely: "So amazing?"
"Pfft" "Pfft" Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Sister Zhao raised her head and looked at everyone suspiciously: "What's the matter?"
The eldest sister at the same table pulled Sister Zhao and whispered in a whisper, and then Sister Zhao's face turned red like flying.
Disclaimer in advance: We will be closed on the 31st and New Year's Day, no changes!
(End of this chapter)
He Yuzhu and Sister Zhao watched the train go away, and Sister Zhao even shed tears of reluctance.
"Sister Zhao, come back! The rain has gone, and she will come again during the winter vacation."
Sister Zhao wiped away her tears and said to He Yuzhu, "I'm just a little bit reluctant. We've been together almost every day this month, and the rain is so lovely."
He Yuzhu curled her lips in disapproval, cute?Do you have any misunderstanding about cuteness? In my opinion, it is a little devil.Although I am also a little bit sad, but more relaxed.
The two came out of the train station and came to the car storage. He Yuzhu had just started the three-wheeled saddle before riding on it, when he saw Sister Zhao took out a coat from the pocket in front of her and put it on.
He Yuzhu looked around for the weather, and said to Sister Zhao, "It's hot, isn't it hot if you wear a coat?"
Sister Zhao gave him a big white eye, "I don't know if it's hot or not, but I know that damn little thief's eyeballs should be snapped off!"
He Yuzhu looked around nonchalantly, "Ahem! It's a windy car ride in autumn, so you should wear more clothes."
Sister Zhao looked at him with a half-smile and said, "Fake it! Just pretend it! Let me see how long you can pretend it?"
He Yuzhu sighed helplessly, "If you don't tell the truth, you still have to do it! If you don't tell the truth, you should wear more clothes!"
With a haughty "hum", Sister Zhao got into the sidecar.
He Yuzhu coaxed the accelerator slowly, thinking in his heart ~ I'm talking about wearing less clothes.
When passing the turntable, He Yuzhu saw Sister Zhao looking longingly at the signboard of the ice shop, so he drove towards the ice shop with his bag.
With a "squeak", the bag stopped at the bottom of the ice cream shop. Before Miss Zhao could be surprised, He Yuzhu said: "It's too hot, I'm going back after eating some ice cream. If you're not in a hurry, just wait for me for a while!"
Sister Zhao looked at him in astonishment, pointed at herself, and pointed at the Freezing Point shop on the second floor. Seeing He Yuzhu nodding in confirmation, she immediately swung her pocket and threw it at He Yuzhu.
"I'll beat you to death, you black-hearted bastard! I'll let you play poison!"
The two rushed to the second floor happily.
Sister Zhao patted Liangliang's chest and abdomen, picked up her bag and was about to leave. Seeing that He Yuzhu was sitting in a strange posture, she asked:
"Why don't you leave?"
He Yuzhu clutched his lower abdomen, and said with a little pain: "I'm in a hurry, my stomach hurts, let's take a break!"
Sister Zhao curled her lips in disdain, "Lazy people have a lot of shit!"
Ten minutes later.
He Yuzhu stood in the urinal, and with the relaxation of the sphincter, the pressure was released, and he felt a burst of relief.As soon as I got out of the toilet, I saw Sister Zhao impatiently walking around the door.
He hurried over and said apologetically, "I'm sorry! I kept Sister Zhao waiting for so long!"
Lifting up the small watch, Sister Zhao said anxiously: "What are you always dawdling about? I won't be able to catch the commuter bus any later!"
When the two went downstairs, He Yuzhu asked suspiciously: "Why do you have to go back and take the commuter bus? Isn't it over if I send you home directly?"
Sister Zhao said angrily: "You are a fool! If you are a lonely man and a widow, if you send me home, the neighbors nearby will make irresponsible remarks again! These old women, if they have nothing to do every day, it is the fault of their parents. They're sick of them!"
He Yuzhu nodded clearly to express his understanding, and said helplessly: "The capital also has the same smell, it's the same everywhere!"
~~~
When the commuter car was about to start, He Yuzhu's shoulder was blocked in front of the car, and Sister Zhao climbed and dragged onto the car, panting and said:
"Almost missed!"
Some female colleagues of the same age expressed understanding, "It's not the old ladies from the families of the mining area. They have a long tongue all day long. When an outsider comes to the family, they say that their relationship is not normal, and the colleagues dare not rush out the door. !"
When He Yuzhu and his three apprentices cleaned up the back kitchen and were about to leave, Dean Li walked in, and He Yuzhu quickly asked, "Dean Li, are you on duty today?"
Dean Li called He Yuzhu outside alone, seeing no one around, said:
"Tomorrow you will go to the * * Ministry to formally swear in *, and someone will inform you of the exact time. Another thing is an old man who is recuperating. The day after tomorrow is his [-]th birthday. He has no other requirements, but wants to eat dog meat. I know this is a difficult situation for you, the food in the countryside is also in short supply, and there are fewer people raising dogs, you still need to think of a way to do this."
He Yuzhu was very happy when he heard these two things. It is a good thing to swear, and we are also organized people!As for the dog meat, there is more than half of it in the space!Just take this opportunity to go shopping in the village again, maybe you can get some good goods.
Thinking of this, He Yuzhu immediately agreed; "Don't worry, Dean Li, I'll go to the villages immediately after finishing the oath of admission, and I'm sure I can get it."
Seeing He Yuzhu's vows, Dean Li left in peace. He Yuzhu went back to the kitchen to explain to the three apprentices, and then rode out of the nursing home on a satchel.
Sanguanmiao Village is only about two kilometers away from the nursing home. As soon as Canzi arrived at the entrance of the village, a group of local dogs yelled at He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu looked at some of the big dogs and thought: Don't look at how happy they are barking now, I will let you run with your tails in a while.
Dog barking people gathered around, He Yuzhu greeted the familiar villagers, and came to the brigade secretary's house. Before he could move the fence door, he saw the brigade secretary opened the door to visit outside the courtyard.
He Yuzhu waved and shouted: "Secretary Feng! Me! He Yuzhu from the nursing home."
Seeing that it was He Yuzhu, Secretary Feng hurried over and moved the gate.
"It turned out to be Comrade He, hurry up and sit in the room."
He Yuzhu followed Secretary Feng into the room and saw that there was no one in the room. He guessed that his wife and children had gone out, so he sat down and took out a large-scale cigarette, lit it for Secretary Feng, and said, "I came so late. I really have something to do. I still need Feng The secretary can help."
Secretary Feng greedily took a deep breath of Dazhuan, exhaled the smoke, looked at He Yuzhu and said, "Tell me! What's the matter? Nothing good will happen when you come here!"
He Yuzhu said with a sneer: "No way, who asked us to kiss! I just want to get a few big dogs. It would be better if there are other meats! Don't worry, the old rules, money, grain and non-staple food tickets, industrial rolls, Optional."
Seeing that a cigarette was quickly exhausted, He Yuzhu threw most of the pack of cigarettes on the kang, indicating that he wanted to smoke and took whatever he wanted.
Secretary Feng looked at the smoke on the kang and said, "I've never seen a soldier as cunning as you. I'm afraid a big dog can't do it. You can count on him to guard the house, guard the courtyard, guard the granary, and catch mice. How many old dogs are there? If you don't come, it will be a matter of skinning in a few days."
At this time, footsteps sounded outside the house, and then the captain, Captain Zhang walked in and said: "Just after I left my job, I heard the sound of a motorcycle. I thought it was you."
After finishing speaking, he sat on the kang and picked up the big product, and lit one on the fire.
Captain Zhang exhaled the smoke, and said in a ruffian way: "Speak up! I'll listen to anything."
He Yuzhu actually annoyed him a lot, this man looked like a fool, so he only wanted to scare outsiders.
He is stingy, timid, mean, and greedy. He is the most obedient dog if you have an official status.
He Yuzhu articulated his needs and asked him: "Can you do this? If you can't, get out!"
Captain Zhang was indifferent to He Yuzhu's attitude, and only wanted to see if he could get some benefits. Suddenly, his heart moved, and he said, "Dogs, just like Secretary Feng said, there are still some puppies in the village. If you want them, take them away. You don't need money." There is a sick donkey in the village, do you want it?"
Secretary Feng sighed unbearably, and explained to He Yuzhu: "This is a three-year-old big animal. I don't know why it suddenly fell ill. It doesn't eat anything, just drink some water. If this continues, it's over. The matter is over. The commune was reported, but the veterinarians who came down from the commune didn’t see anything? Let us handle it ourselves. Alas! I can’t bear it!”
Captain Zhang said with a sinister smile, "We don't want money for this big animal. We'll exchange it for two bicycles."
Secretary Feng was shocked when he heard this, and looked at Captain Zhang in surprise.
He Yuzhu calculated in his mind the equivalent relationship between cars, money, tickets, and donkeys. He felt that it would be a disadvantage to exchange two bicycles for sick donkeys, so he said, "I'm not worth it. If you count five dogs and puppies, it's about the same."
The secretary and the captain said at the same time: "Agreed!"
Secretary Feng pointed to He Yuzhu and said, "That's the deal! Dog, you can pull it away. When you see the cart, when you pull the donkey. If you dare to fool us, we will find your leader!"
He Yuzhu promised: "Don't worry! The nursing home won't accept it, I will accept it myself! I will bring you the car tomorrow."
Walking to a place where there was no one on the way, He Yuzhu put the five pieces of dog skins and dog meat in the sidecar into the space, and threw most of the dog meat in the space into the sidecar, looked at the whining puppies in the sack, and immediately He left with a satchel.
That night, He Yuzhu reported the situation in Sanmiao Village to Dean Li, and told him that he had a way to get a bicycle ticket. Dean Li repeatedly asked, be careful not to be careless!
After the swearing-in ceremony, He Yuzhu went back to the dormitory to change his clothes, rode a bag to the neighborhood, and then walked in, found a ticket vendor and bought two permanent 28-inch tickets, and then went to Xiguan No. [-] Department Store to buy a vehicle.
In the afternoon of that day, a bloody scene took place in the nursing home. He Yuzhu took the root of a donkey and showed everyone what a good job he was.
At the banquet where the donkeys were delivered, Sister Zhao ate money meat and asked He Yuzhu, "What kind of meat is this? It's so delicious!"
The Big Three held back their laughter and watched He Yuzhu's explanation as if nothing had happened.
He Yuzhu rubbed his nose and forcefully explained: "This is a key part of the donkey's body. It is good at shrinking and expanding, and its tendons are relatively developed. It has been cleaned, boiled, and finally smoked to form its unique flavor! "
Sister Zhao took another piece and stuffed it into her mouth, and said vaguely: "So amazing?"
"Pfft" "Pfft" Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Sister Zhao raised her head and looked at everyone suspiciously: "What's the matter?"
The eldest sister at the same table pulled Sister Zhao and whispered in a whisper, and then Sister Zhao's face turned red like flying.
Disclaimer in advance: We will be closed on the 31st and New Year's Day, no changes!
(End of this chapter)
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