Chapter 96
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Qi Hai shook He Yuzhu's hands.
"Thank you Director He, you have made another contribution this time!"
He Yuzhu happily said: "The one from last time?"
Qi Hai said with a wry smile: "Last time, you shot too hard and became a vegetable. If Deputy Director Li of the Municipal Bureau hadn't been angry, I would have credited you a long time ago."
He Yuzhu complained in his heart: "This Uncle Li, he cares about the credit of his own people! Damn it! The six robbers on the train didn't notify the army because they shot too hard? If so, wouldn't I be able to Level 19? Emma! My company is leveling up!"
Qi Hai saw him suddenly showing pain, "Director He, what's wrong?"
He Yuzhu recounted the incident when he met bandits on the train when he was visiting relatives and returning to Beijing.
Qi Hai smiled and said: "I'll go back and check. If you count the car bandit this time, you should be able to get credit twice."
He Yuzhu laughed so happily that his little tongue exposed his back molars.
On the way back, the policeman beside Qi Hai asked: "Qi team, what is your background? I think you are very polite to him."
"Deputy Director Li of the Municipal Bureau, don't talk nonsense when you go back! But this guy is indeed very capable. In the past year, two wanted murderers and a gang of thieves, this credit is real!"
When He Yuzhu, Team Leader Zhou, and Chen Yiyong returned, Director Zhang and Instructor Ma came hand in hand.
Director Zhang laughed loudly, "Director He, you have made another contribution to our police station!"
Instructor Ma smiled and said, "Zhang Suo and I rushed over as soon as we got the news, please tell us quickly."
He Yuzhu coughed and pretended to be forceful: "I have a story, do you have wine?"
Director Zhang and Instructor Ma were stunned, and when they realized it, they all laughed out of anger.
Director Zhang pointed at He Yuzhu angrily and said:
"I have a story, do you have wine? You must be promoted and get a high salary this time. You don't want to treat us to a meal, and you want to strangle our thin necks, old horse, old Zhou, Xiao Chen, you guys Say, can you agree?"
"cannot!"
Shocking
He Yuzhu looked at the time, it was 11:[-], "Let's go! It's still the state-owned hotel on Inner Street."
Chen Yiyong happily shouted "Long live!"
He Yuzhu covered his mouth, "What are you yelling for? Is this just random yelling!"
Chen Yiyong nodded in panic, blinking his eyes.
Director Zhang laughed and scolded: "It's more than 30, and there is no certainty. Sooner or later, we will stumble on this!"
Instructor Ma also pointed out: "Shut up, watch more and talk less, now it's not the same as before, look at Director He, he is much younger than you, and he speaks and does things more prudently!"
Chen Yiyong said angrily: "I heard Director He singing strange songs in the office!"
Instructor Ma asked curiously, "What strange song?"
So Chen Yiyong sang: "I'll sing you, I'll sing you, I'll be so happy!"
(哗~Three sounds of tongue curling, meaning the same groove, Northeast dialect)
Director Zhang said: "The music is nice, but the lyrics are a bit weird."
Looking at He Yuzhu, "What do you mean?"
He Yuzhu also thought of this song, "Golden Smile", with: This smile, the most precious, illuminates my heart.
"It's nothing, just singing nonsense."
Instructor Ma was anxious: "What do you mean by nothing?"
He Yuzhu had no choice but to say: "It's Northeast dialect, it's trough!"
Director Zhang smiled with all his false teeth, and pointed at He Yuzhu, "At any rate, you are also the director of a police station. I didn't expect you to be so clueless."
Instructor Ma looked surprised, "He Suo, is there any more, teach me!"
Chen Yiyong looked at him hopefully, and He Yuzhu asked in surprise, "A fellow?"
Director Zhang was so angry that he waved his hands and slapped him, "I told you both to be like-minded people, and you, an old rascal, not to learn from it!"
The three laughed and ran forward.
~~~
After get off work, I took the two little ones back to the courtyard, and when I walked to the middle courtyard, I saw that the second uncle seemed to be waiting for someone again.
"Silly Zhu is back!"
He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle's smug look: Are you drifting away?Or is my fist not hard enough?
"What do you call me?" He Yuzhu asked coldly.
The second uncle looked at He Yuzhu triumphantly, not caring at all that He Yuzhu was already angry: You are the director, I am the captain of the picket team, you are in charge of more than ten people, and I am also in charge of more than ten people, you are an official and I am also an official, who Who are you afraid of?
"I'm the big man in the yard, and I'm the captain of the picket team in the rolling mill. I call you a fool, why?"
The second uncle has a good look at all the mountains and small things.
He Yuzhu was so angry that he pointed at him, and pushed the cart to send the two cubs home.
"cut!"
Seeing that He Yuzhu didn't say a word, the second uncle was even more proud. He looked at every household in the middle courtyard: I am the ruler here!
Just when the second uncle turned to go home, He Yuzhu had already returned quickly.
Shout out: "Old dog! Who cares who is called a silly column!"
The second uncle turned to look at He Yuzhu, and said with a playful smile, "I'll just call you Silly Zhu, what's the matter?"
After finishing speaking, He Yuzhu had already raised his fist, which made him an eyesore.
"Ouch! How dare you hit me, silly!"
He Yuzhu grabbed the second uncle's head and punched him.
"Let you call me silly Zhu, and I'll let you scold me!"
"Big Ear Scraper Shadowless Hand"
"Shock out the shit and punch the head"
"Blossoming palms with flowers all over the face"
From time to time, I also joined in stealing some Sanshou moves from the second uncle.
There was a burst of crying and howling, no less than Guangtian Guangfu brothers.
Brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu ran out of the house. Seeing that the second uncle was beaten, they wanted to come forward to help, but when they saw that it was He Yuzhu who beat him, they were immediately dumbfounded.
By this time the howling had attracted neighbors.
Uncle Zhao and Uncle Li went over and grabbed He Yuzhu, and He Yuzhu also took advantage of the situation to let go of the second uncle.
At this time, the second uncle had one eye bruised and only a slit remained, his nostrils were bleeding, his cheeks were swollen, his hair was messy, and several locks had been pulled out. He looked miserable.
"Scatter beads, answer the urn coldly!"
Uncle Zhao looked at the bulging cheeks of the second uncle, a panda eye, and a missing front tooth, and couldn't help but hold back a smile.
"Old Liu, how did you make it like this? It's like a singer!"
The second uncle threw off Uncle Zhao's hand angrily.
"Leng San, bia bang!"
Uncle Li asked suspiciously, "What did you say?"
Uncle Zhao explained: "He said, go up to the other side!"
"Why does he talk like this?" Uncle Li was even more puzzled.
The corner of Uncle Zhao's mouth turned up, "I guess he bit his tongue."
The neighbors gathered around and asked, "Director He, why did you beat the second uncle?"
"This attack is too ruthless!"
"Why do I want to laugh!"
"Return to the point when you talk!"
"Emma! What a tragedy! I don't know how much it hurts!"
He Yuzhu saw that everyone gathered around, and people from the front and back courtyards also came over one after another.
He Yuzhu looked at the big guy, "Listen up, everyone. I told you that you are not allowed to call me silly Zhu. Is there such a thing?"
Everyone nodded, and the third master said: "I notified from door to door. After all, He Yuzhu is already a cadre*, and the necessary respect is still necessary."
Everyone also agreed.
He Yuzhu went on to say: "Just when I brought the child back from work, the second uncle was waiting for me in the middle courtyard. He called me Silly Zhu when we met, but in front of the child, you said, can I let him? Is it up to you?" If you are a master in the courtyard, can you disrespect people?"
Everyone immediately accused the second uncle.
"That's your fault. They're all bosses, and they're still policemen, so don't insult people like that!"
"It has indeed passed. Since the second uncle became the first uncle, it is indeed a bit floating!"
"In front of a child, I really shouldn't, I won't do it if I leave it alone!"
He Yuzhu waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, "The most annoying thing is, I asked the second uncle who do you call silly Zhu? Guess what he said, I will call you silly Zhu!"
The discussion immediately became louder.
"Fuck! The second uncle is quite courageous!"
"This is not an insult, it is clearly provocative!"
"I admire the second uncle and provoke the police! Awesome!"
"It's really awesome!"
"You don't know yet! The second uncle is now the picket leader of our factory!"
"I said so! It turns out that he is an official!"
The second aunt came into the courtyard with a vegetable basket, looked at the crowd around the door, and shouted, "What's wrong? Why are you all around my house?"
Seeing that it was the second aunt, the crowd gave way one after another.
When the second aunt came in and saw the miserable appearance of the second uncle, she immediately cried out in fright.
"Old Liu! What's wrong with you? Who beat you like this?"
When he heard that it was He Yuzhu who beat him, he immediately wanted to fight He Yuzhu desperately.
He Yuzhu pointed at the second aunt, "I warn you second aunt, if you dare to mess with me, believe it or not, I will arrest you and parade you in the street!"
The second aunt was immediately frightened and at a loss.
He Yuzhu said to the third uncle: "Now you are the second uncle in the courtyard, you are here to mediate the dispute, it is still private to call the police, it is up to their family's wishes!"
Lily pushed the cart into the yard after get off work, and looked at the crowd curiously: What's wrong with the mess?
Someone saw Lily and told everyone that the crowd moved out of the way.
He Yuzhu saw his daughter-in-law and beckoned her to come over.
When Lili learned what had happened and everyone explained, she immediately became furious and pointed at the second uncle.
"Without such a bully like yours, which normal person is willing to be called a fool? Don't think that you are a great picket leader. Believe it or not, I will call the XC district chief immediately, let alone you as a broken picket leader , even if your factory manager is here, you have to be polite!"
Everyone exclaimed, most of them didn't believe it, thinking that Lily was bragging.
Only the deaf old lady who was watching, Yi Zhonghai, the eldest mother, looked inexplicable.
He Yuzhu was also surprised.
The third uncle persuaded: "Zhuzi's daughter-in-law, calm down and see what the second uncle's house means?"
The second uncle looked flustered, but his face hurt too much. Seeing the second aunt pinching his fingers, he immediately understood.
"Break first!"
He Yuzhu pointed at Second Aunt, "He struggles to speak, Second Aunt, tell me."
The second aunt poked her neck and said, "Losing money!"
"How many!"
"Ten...two...no, thirty!"
Everyone exclaimed, "Damn it! How dare you want it!"
"This is more than my monthly salary."
"It won't cost you one yuan to buy some purple potion, and it will cost you three yuan at most to buy some food supplements. This will cost thirty. The lion opened his mouth!"
Without saying a word, He Yuzhu took out 30 yuan and handed it to the third uncle.
The third uncle took the money, looked at the second uncle and the second aunt, "If you accept the money, this matter is over, and there should be no disputes afterwards. If you agree, you can accept the money. If you don't agree, go to the neighborhood committee."
The second aunt nodded, took the money, and helped the second uncle go home.
When everyone saw the end of the play, they also left.
He Yuzhu immediately asked after entering the room: "Do you really know the head of the XC district?"
Lily said indifferently: "What's the matter? My dad knew him. When I came to Beijing, my dad gave me his phone number. He is my dad's old subordinate. I still remember him hugging me when I was young."
He Yuzhu exclaimed ~ "Fuck!"
With a flattering look: "Daughter-in-law, during the Chinese New Year, shall we go visit the district chief and his old man?"
Lily gave him a blank look: "Father won't let me! Don't go to him if you have nothing to do, lest someone have ulterior motives!"
He Yuzhu was instantly dejected: Are you talking about me?
(End of this chapter)
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Qi Hai shook He Yuzhu's hands.
"Thank you Director He, you have made another contribution this time!"
He Yuzhu happily said: "The one from last time?"
Qi Hai said with a wry smile: "Last time, you shot too hard and became a vegetable. If Deputy Director Li of the Municipal Bureau hadn't been angry, I would have credited you a long time ago."
He Yuzhu complained in his heart: "This Uncle Li, he cares about the credit of his own people! Damn it! The six robbers on the train didn't notify the army because they shot too hard? If so, wouldn't I be able to Level 19? Emma! My company is leveling up!"
Qi Hai saw him suddenly showing pain, "Director He, what's wrong?"
He Yuzhu recounted the incident when he met bandits on the train when he was visiting relatives and returning to Beijing.
Qi Hai smiled and said: "I'll go back and check. If you count the car bandit this time, you should be able to get credit twice."
He Yuzhu laughed so happily that his little tongue exposed his back molars.
On the way back, the policeman beside Qi Hai asked: "Qi team, what is your background? I think you are very polite to him."
"Deputy Director Li of the Municipal Bureau, don't talk nonsense when you go back! But this guy is indeed very capable. In the past year, two wanted murderers and a gang of thieves, this credit is real!"
When He Yuzhu, Team Leader Zhou, and Chen Yiyong returned, Director Zhang and Instructor Ma came hand in hand.
Director Zhang laughed loudly, "Director He, you have made another contribution to our police station!"
Instructor Ma smiled and said, "Zhang Suo and I rushed over as soon as we got the news, please tell us quickly."
He Yuzhu coughed and pretended to be forceful: "I have a story, do you have wine?"
Director Zhang and Instructor Ma were stunned, and when they realized it, they all laughed out of anger.
Director Zhang pointed at He Yuzhu angrily and said:
"I have a story, do you have wine? You must be promoted and get a high salary this time. You don't want to treat us to a meal, and you want to strangle our thin necks, old horse, old Zhou, Xiao Chen, you guys Say, can you agree?"
"cannot!"
Shocking
He Yuzhu looked at the time, it was 11:[-], "Let's go! It's still the state-owned hotel on Inner Street."
Chen Yiyong happily shouted "Long live!"
He Yuzhu covered his mouth, "What are you yelling for? Is this just random yelling!"
Chen Yiyong nodded in panic, blinking his eyes.
Director Zhang laughed and scolded: "It's more than 30, and there is no certainty. Sooner or later, we will stumble on this!"
Instructor Ma also pointed out: "Shut up, watch more and talk less, now it's not the same as before, look at Director He, he is much younger than you, and he speaks and does things more prudently!"
Chen Yiyong said angrily: "I heard Director He singing strange songs in the office!"
Instructor Ma asked curiously, "What strange song?"
So Chen Yiyong sang: "I'll sing you, I'll sing you, I'll be so happy!"
(哗~Three sounds of tongue curling, meaning the same groove, Northeast dialect)
Director Zhang said: "The music is nice, but the lyrics are a bit weird."
Looking at He Yuzhu, "What do you mean?"
He Yuzhu also thought of this song, "Golden Smile", with: This smile, the most precious, illuminates my heart.
"It's nothing, just singing nonsense."
Instructor Ma was anxious: "What do you mean by nothing?"
He Yuzhu had no choice but to say: "It's Northeast dialect, it's trough!"
Director Zhang smiled with all his false teeth, and pointed at He Yuzhu, "At any rate, you are also the director of a police station. I didn't expect you to be so clueless."
Instructor Ma looked surprised, "He Suo, is there any more, teach me!"
Chen Yiyong looked at him hopefully, and He Yuzhu asked in surprise, "A fellow?"
Director Zhang was so angry that he waved his hands and slapped him, "I told you both to be like-minded people, and you, an old rascal, not to learn from it!"
The three laughed and ran forward.
~~~
After get off work, I took the two little ones back to the courtyard, and when I walked to the middle courtyard, I saw that the second uncle seemed to be waiting for someone again.
"Silly Zhu is back!"
He Yuzhu looked at the second uncle's smug look: Are you drifting away?Or is my fist not hard enough?
"What do you call me?" He Yuzhu asked coldly.
The second uncle looked at He Yuzhu triumphantly, not caring at all that He Yuzhu was already angry: You are the director, I am the captain of the picket team, you are in charge of more than ten people, and I am also in charge of more than ten people, you are an official and I am also an official, who Who are you afraid of?
"I'm the big man in the yard, and I'm the captain of the picket team in the rolling mill. I call you a fool, why?"
The second uncle has a good look at all the mountains and small things.
He Yuzhu was so angry that he pointed at him, and pushed the cart to send the two cubs home.
"cut!"
Seeing that He Yuzhu didn't say a word, the second uncle was even more proud. He looked at every household in the middle courtyard: I am the ruler here!
Just when the second uncle turned to go home, He Yuzhu had already returned quickly.
Shout out: "Old dog! Who cares who is called a silly column!"
The second uncle turned to look at He Yuzhu, and said with a playful smile, "I'll just call you Silly Zhu, what's the matter?"
After finishing speaking, He Yuzhu had already raised his fist, which made him an eyesore.
"Ouch! How dare you hit me, silly!"
He Yuzhu grabbed the second uncle's head and punched him.
"Let you call me silly Zhu, and I'll let you scold me!"
"Big Ear Scraper Shadowless Hand"
"Shock out the shit and punch the head"
"Blossoming palms with flowers all over the face"
From time to time, I also joined in stealing some Sanshou moves from the second uncle.
There was a burst of crying and howling, no less than Guangtian Guangfu brothers.
Brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu ran out of the house. Seeing that the second uncle was beaten, they wanted to come forward to help, but when they saw that it was He Yuzhu who beat him, they were immediately dumbfounded.
By this time the howling had attracted neighbors.
Uncle Zhao and Uncle Li went over and grabbed He Yuzhu, and He Yuzhu also took advantage of the situation to let go of the second uncle.
At this time, the second uncle had one eye bruised and only a slit remained, his nostrils were bleeding, his cheeks were swollen, his hair was messy, and several locks had been pulled out. He looked miserable.
"Scatter beads, answer the urn coldly!"
Uncle Zhao looked at the bulging cheeks of the second uncle, a panda eye, and a missing front tooth, and couldn't help but hold back a smile.
"Old Liu, how did you make it like this? It's like a singer!"
The second uncle threw off Uncle Zhao's hand angrily.
"Leng San, bia bang!"
Uncle Li asked suspiciously, "What did you say?"
Uncle Zhao explained: "He said, go up to the other side!"
"Why does he talk like this?" Uncle Li was even more puzzled.
The corner of Uncle Zhao's mouth turned up, "I guess he bit his tongue."
The neighbors gathered around and asked, "Director He, why did you beat the second uncle?"
"This attack is too ruthless!"
"Why do I want to laugh!"
"Return to the point when you talk!"
"Emma! What a tragedy! I don't know how much it hurts!"
He Yuzhu saw that everyone gathered around, and people from the front and back courtyards also came over one after another.
He Yuzhu looked at the big guy, "Listen up, everyone. I told you that you are not allowed to call me silly Zhu. Is there such a thing?"
Everyone nodded, and the third master said: "I notified from door to door. After all, He Yuzhu is already a cadre*, and the necessary respect is still necessary."
Everyone also agreed.
He Yuzhu went on to say: "Just when I brought the child back from work, the second uncle was waiting for me in the middle courtyard. He called me Silly Zhu when we met, but in front of the child, you said, can I let him? Is it up to you?" If you are a master in the courtyard, can you disrespect people?"
Everyone immediately accused the second uncle.
"That's your fault. They're all bosses, and they're still policemen, so don't insult people like that!"
"It has indeed passed. Since the second uncle became the first uncle, it is indeed a bit floating!"
"In front of a child, I really shouldn't, I won't do it if I leave it alone!"
He Yuzhu waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, "The most annoying thing is, I asked the second uncle who do you call silly Zhu? Guess what he said, I will call you silly Zhu!"
The discussion immediately became louder.
"Fuck! The second uncle is quite courageous!"
"This is not an insult, it is clearly provocative!"
"I admire the second uncle and provoke the police! Awesome!"
"It's really awesome!"
"You don't know yet! The second uncle is now the picket leader of our factory!"
"I said so! It turns out that he is an official!"
The second aunt came into the courtyard with a vegetable basket, looked at the crowd around the door, and shouted, "What's wrong? Why are you all around my house?"
Seeing that it was the second aunt, the crowd gave way one after another.
When the second aunt came in and saw the miserable appearance of the second uncle, she immediately cried out in fright.
"Old Liu! What's wrong with you? Who beat you like this?"
When he heard that it was He Yuzhu who beat him, he immediately wanted to fight He Yuzhu desperately.
He Yuzhu pointed at the second aunt, "I warn you second aunt, if you dare to mess with me, believe it or not, I will arrest you and parade you in the street!"
The second aunt was immediately frightened and at a loss.
He Yuzhu said to the third uncle: "Now you are the second uncle in the courtyard, you are here to mediate the dispute, it is still private to call the police, it is up to their family's wishes!"
Lily pushed the cart into the yard after get off work, and looked at the crowd curiously: What's wrong with the mess?
Someone saw Lily and told everyone that the crowd moved out of the way.
He Yuzhu saw his daughter-in-law and beckoned her to come over.
When Lili learned what had happened and everyone explained, she immediately became furious and pointed at the second uncle.
"Without such a bully like yours, which normal person is willing to be called a fool? Don't think that you are a great picket leader. Believe it or not, I will call the XC district chief immediately, let alone you as a broken picket leader , even if your factory manager is here, you have to be polite!"
Everyone exclaimed, most of them didn't believe it, thinking that Lily was bragging.
Only the deaf old lady who was watching, Yi Zhonghai, the eldest mother, looked inexplicable.
He Yuzhu was also surprised.
The third uncle persuaded: "Zhuzi's daughter-in-law, calm down and see what the second uncle's house means?"
The second uncle looked flustered, but his face hurt too much. Seeing the second aunt pinching his fingers, he immediately understood.
"Break first!"
He Yuzhu pointed at Second Aunt, "He struggles to speak, Second Aunt, tell me."
The second aunt poked her neck and said, "Losing money!"
"How many!"
"Ten...two...no, thirty!"
Everyone exclaimed, "Damn it! How dare you want it!"
"This is more than my monthly salary."
"It won't cost you one yuan to buy some purple potion, and it will cost you three yuan at most to buy some food supplements. This will cost thirty. The lion opened his mouth!"
Without saying a word, He Yuzhu took out 30 yuan and handed it to the third uncle.
The third uncle took the money, looked at the second uncle and the second aunt, "If you accept the money, this matter is over, and there should be no disputes afterwards. If you agree, you can accept the money. If you don't agree, go to the neighborhood committee."
The second aunt nodded, took the money, and helped the second uncle go home.
When everyone saw the end of the play, they also left.
He Yuzhu immediately asked after entering the room: "Do you really know the head of the XC district?"
Lily said indifferently: "What's the matter? My dad knew him. When I came to Beijing, my dad gave me his phone number. He is my dad's old subordinate. I still remember him hugging me when I was young."
He Yuzhu exclaimed ~ "Fuck!"
With a flattering look: "Daughter-in-law, during the Chinese New Year, shall we go visit the district chief and his old man?"
Lily gave him a blank look: "Father won't let me! Don't go to him if you have nothing to do, lest someone have ulterior motives!"
He Yuzhu was instantly dejected: Are you talking about me?
(End of this chapter)
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