Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 14 Let's be our master from now on! 【New book asks for everything】

On stage

Qi Yuncheng felt regretful, "I took the old man back for rescue, but unfortunately, he was not rescued."

"The 85-year-old is dying." Luan Yunping said wordlessly.

"Don't mention this, don't mention it!"

The more he talked, the more sad he became, Qi Yuncheng was about to cry, and after he couldn't help sobbing, he hurried to wipe his tears with a white handkerchief on the table.

Not for anything else, just to highlight the deep relationship between myself and the old man.

Just seeing her partner like this, Luan Yunping became a little curious, so she leaned over and said quietly, "I guess you won't be so sad when our master is dead?"

Hahahaha!

Three points are funny and seven points are in favor.

The audience burst into laughter when they heard Luan Yunping's words.

After all, this is a lover, to be able to say such a thing.

And hearing Yu Qian here, he had to admit that the answer was very good, looked at the stage, and muttered, "This sentence is really good!"

Guo Degang nodded along beside him. Don't look at the second match between the two talents, but it can be seen that they put their heart into it, and Xiao Luan also matched Qi Yuncheng's style.

It's not easy.

Just looking at it like this, Guo De just thought of something, and suddenly turned his head to look at his senior brother, "Do you two feel okay?"

"Indeed!" Yu Qian nodded while analyzing, "Yun Cheng has a lot of tricks, and sometimes what he gives is not easy to catch.

If he can't handle it, then the burden of his personal performance will be much less.

This is also the reason why partners have changed a lot, but they can't find a suitable one.

But Xiao Luan's style is very steady, and he can catch it calmly. "

"Come on! Just let Xiao Luan continue in the special session." Guo Degang felt happy in his heart, because this was considered to be a matter of temporarily deciding on a partner.

So without delay, I continued to watch the performance of the two children.

But Qi Yuncheng was so abruptly rebuked by Team Luan, how could he not respond, and immediately pushed him, "Can Master be the same as the old man?

Next generation dear!
It's so kind to me! "

"Oh!" Luan Yunping smiled and nodded calmly.

"Hey!"

Qi Yuncheng sighed again, and made a move in his hand, "Hurry up, call the four aunts to take care of the funeral.

In addition, the old man also said before his death that he was cremated in Yanjing after his death, and his ashes were scattered on the ground of Yanjing. "

"This is the idea of ​​the soul returning home."

"The ashes are easy to handle, but now that the old man has passed away, leaving so much money and property..."

Before she finished speaking, Luan Yunping thought of this, and suddenly pulled Qi Yuncheng, looking very interested. After all, it was De Yun who managed the money.

So he spoke.

"That's good.

The four aunts came over and took care of this trivial matter for a penny.

That's a big deal. "

"No, you didn't make it clear." Qi Yuncheng waved his hands and began to explain, "These four aunts have more money than the old man, so it's nothing to share the money.

Told me the other day that the money was spent anyway.

Forget it, it cost [-] million to save the old man that day. "

"It only cost [-] million to rescue?" Luan Yunping couldn't help but be astonished as she got more and more serious.

"Traditional Chinese medicine, Western medicine, folk remedies, and major hospitals in Yanjing have all been read. It cost more than 8000 million just to buy the sticks."

"Wait a minute!"

Finally hearing that something was wrong, Luan Yunping came down with an expression of interest just now, and stopped her with her hand, "Why are you buying a stick?"

Qi Yuncheng made a gesture to flush the toilet, "The roll he ate was too much, so he can only use a stick to poke it out!

It's still an electric pure gold little stick. "

"I really treat the old man as a toilet."

"It costs a lot of money. By the way, don't worry about it." Qi Yuncheng knocked on the table, then pointed to the backstage, "Just said that I asked temporary workers to help, and there was a burnt mother!"

"Burning mother?"

"Yes, it's actually carrying water and wiping the floor. This went for three days and gave more than 7000 million."

"Just pay more than 7000 million for three days?" Luan Yunping's voice was almost shouting at the moment, after all, he might not be able to earn so much money in Deyun's entire life.

Seeing him so surprised, Qi Yuncheng thought he didn't believe it, and said again, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Shaoma."

"Wait a minute, let me tell you who this burning mother is?"

"Damn sesame seed cakes."

"Okay, fuck the sesame seed cakes, let me just say that the sesame seed cakes spend a lot of money these days."

"Mother Yue got more, she gave more than 9000 million!"

After saying that for a moment, Luan Yunping was puzzled again, "Who is Yue's mother?"

"Yue Yunpeng's mother!"

Snapped!
Luan Yunping suddenly clapped her hands behind the cross talk table, looking like she was solving the case, "That's right.

It definitely didn't run.

He invited me to eat breakfast this morning, since I joined Deyun, I haven't had such a thing! "

"Look!"

The voice fell.

The expressions of the two have already amused many people. In fact, there is no big burden, but it is interesting.

And the actors performed very smoothly and in place.

Of course, with Dafu Shouquan, Qi Yuncheng can also be used as a joke, or as a flattery.

But if it's a fan, it's only fun if you really have your identity, which is why Dalin was mentioned before going on stage.

But at this moment, Qi Yuncheng was about to enter a normal life.

"Everyone, don't look at these aunts who spend a lot of money, high-end people, but they like our folk art very much.

Especially this cross talk. "

"Listen to cross talk?"

"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng affirmed, and then pointed to the auditorium below, "Sit wherever you want, and find a place where there are some cross talks.

Have fun without talking.

This person is too ridiculous, how come he looks like this, come, give me 1 yuan. "

"Just take 1 yuan without saying anything?"

"It's more than that. You can get [-] for bowing on the stage, and [-] for a cross talk. If you can't listen to a piece of nonsense, she spends [-] million just like playing."

"Huo, who said that cross talk is in a downturn." Luan Yunping began to feel itchy in her heart. After all, he also talked about cross talk.

Seeing him itch, Qi Yuncheng must have seized the opportunity and continued to pass on the words.

"At this time, I don't know who started gossiping, saying that there was a cross talk talk show in Yanjing named Luan Yunping, who killed her, and the four aunts didn't sleep.

I am in a hurry. "

"What's going on?" When she mentioned herself, Luan Yunping stared at Qi Yuncheng with all her attention, for fear of missing a word.

"Look for Luan Yunping. We've heard all about cross talk in Yanjing, but we haven't heard what he said. So as long as you go, all the money in the room will be yours."

"Really?"

"Of course, I just want to ask you a word, do you want to go?"

"go!"

"Then let's talk about it." Nodding solemnly, Qi Yuncheng himself has completed the tasks of those aunts, but when he changed the topic,
Rubbing her chin, she looked carefully at Luan Yunping's whole body.

"Go back, but you also know that we do white things, there is quite a lot of noise, and we dress like white people inside and outside the house.

If you want to wear this coat, you will have to be beaten to death. "

Looking down at her coat, Luan Yunping was really at a loss, because the color she was wearing was quite bright.

All in blue.

So I asked, "Then what should I do?"

At this moment, Qi Yunguo suddenly had bad thoughts, glanced left and right, and waited for a second or two before speaking, "To be honest, you should be in a situation, no matter how much or how little, you have to be a little white."

"Why white?"

Qi Yunguo gestured decisively at his waist, "Even if you say to tie a white belt around your waist. Once you put it on, my aunt will look at it and drink it. Luan Yunping, who talks about cross talk, is sensible.

Get three hundred million. "

"Three hundred million for just one belt?"

"That's what it means, are you in the department?"

Scratching her head, Luan Yunping was at a loss for words for a moment, completely unaware that she had been tricked.

"I have both parents. It's hard to say that I hang a belt."

"Oh, this is really a thing."

Qi Yuncheng also thought about him, but his eyes suddenly turned to the side screen quietly, "I want to ask you something!"

"you say!"

"If one day our master disappears in seventies or eighties, will you wear mourning?"

"A teacher for one day and a father for life, Dai."

"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng yelled, pointing down fiercely with his hand, "Then you will be our master from now on, how about it?"

(End of this chapter)