Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 24 I just played with my phone in the background, so I didn't come up! 【New book asks for everything】

The audience began to get restless.

Although the voice was not loud and noisy, the voices of thousands of people also caused a lot of movement in the Grand Theater of the Palace of Nationalities.

After all, no one is not wondering what the situation is.

As for the actors on the side screen, there was a reason why they didn't go up immediately.

They all thought that Master Hou might be slow in the background, and he would come over in a few seconds, and they would explain to the audience.

It won't be a big problem.

But after waiting, it was discovered that Lord Hou hadn't come up at all.

So Qi Yuncheng was completely frightened. For the first special session, Master Hou was going to make a fuss. He wanted to go down and see if there was any accident.

But Kong Yunlong, who just came down, wouldn't let him go, "Forget it, hurry up and perform, I'll go find Lord Hou!!"

"it is good!"

Hearing what the third brother said, Qi Yuncheng realized that now is the time to find Lord Hou, so he hurried up with Luan Yunping.

As soon as they go up.

Kong Yunlong took a big step, lowered the side curtain, and went to the backstage.

backstage.

After the performance, Shaobing, Xiaosi, Xiaomeng and others had almost nothing to do, so they sat together fighting landlords to pass the time.

Even Gao Feng and Dalin were watching.

But looking again, I found that there was a person who was more leisurely than them.

There was no one else, it was Lord Hou who was sitting by an outlet, charging his phone while looking down at his phone with his head down and his legs crossed.

It seemed that the game was still hot, and he took off his coat, revealing a black short sleeve underneath.

And when Kong Yunlong quickened his pace, the rest of the people could also know the movement, and when they looked back, it was Kong Yunlong.

I didn't feel anything at first, but when I found out that Master Hou was still there, the few people fighting the landlord were stunned.

Because why is Lord Hou still here?
But Master Hou didn't raise his eyes, and didn't even react in his head, he just stared at the phone and asked subconsciously.

"Come down? Where's Yuncheng?"

Kong Yunlong was dumbfounded by his question, and his voice became louder, "Master, they are all going up!!!"

With a sudden jerk, Hou Zhen, who was holding the mobile phone, seemed to have been slapped suddenly, gasped, and finally remembered his business in his mind.

He was playing with his mobile phone, always feeling that there was something he was not doing, but he ignored it after playing for a while.

Dude, this is what I forgot.

After ouching, he dropped the phone and ran to the stage.

At this moment on the stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had already come up. Facing the agitated audience below, they just wanted to adjust their microphones to explain.

Suddenly, a familiar figure appeared on the side screen.

Seeing him, Qi Yuncheng didn't know what happened to him backstage, but he had to introduce it to the audience.

"This is my uncle Houzhen! The eldest son and grandson of cross talk master Hou Baolin, we all call him Lord Hou!
He is also my master's younger brother. "

After such an introduction, the audience applauded a lot.

But Hou Zhen came here to do this, but he was not guilty or ashamed, borrowed the microphone in front of Qi Yuncheng, and spoke in a statement-like tone.

"Because I was playing with my phone in the background just now, so I didn't come up."

……

After the explanation, the audience below were stunned for nearly half a second, and then burst into laughter.

"Huh? I thought there was an accident, but this is the result."

"Hahaha! Master Hou is so cute, I don't think I'm wrong at all."

"Playing with a mobile phone can also forget the announcement, there are too many talents in Deyun."

For an instant.

Hou Ye's shameless and honest explanation amused many people.

It also includes Qi Yuncheng himself. Like the audience, he really didn't understand the specific situation. The key is why is he so confident?
It seems that someone else is the one who made the mistake of playing with the mobile phone.

Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng looked at Hou Ye who was doing nothing but about to step down and said, "My good guy, my first special performance was saved, and Hou Ye did it to me.

What jokes are we going to come up with. "

Luan Yunping also had a smile on her face, but he stretched out a slap, "Let's not talk about the joke, let's deduct 50 yuan from Lord Hou first!!"

Hahahaha!

"it is good!!!"

The cross talk hasn't started yet.

With such an accident, the atmosphere of the whole theater was turned upside down.

At the same time, through this matter, Qi Yuncheng really felt that Master Hou was too good-natured, because anyone else would make excuses and say things were delayed.

He is really not in a frank state.

In this way, there is nothing that people can do.

But Qi Yuncheng suddenly realized something, and said again speechlessly, "I don't have anyone in this special session, everyone.

There is still no announcement. "

"Oops, I forgot again."

He just walked to Hou Zhen, who was at the entrance of the side curtain, and immediately recalled the incident, turned around and ran over, hurriedly grabbing Qi Yuncheng's microphone.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Boast House"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!

Well, it's none of my business now. "

Hahahaha!

Seeing Lord Hou, he rushed back to report.

The audience below the stage, including Qi Yuncheng himself, couldn't bear it anymore.

For this, they really can't do anything.

After laughing for about five or six seconds, Qi Yuncheng collected his emotions, "Generally speaking, comedians are trained.

Generally do not laugh.

But there is also a situation. "

"What's the situation?" Luan Yunping was still on the sidelines.

"Unless you can't help it."

"nonsense!!"

Something to talk about.

In the end, the bottom-up atmosphere was directly raised.

But the cross talk still has to be said.

After all, the announcement has already been made.

As for the program "Kowa Residence", it is already a very traditional joke, but it was first created by Enxu, the third generation of cross talk.

There are too many characteristics of market customs, and we cannot talk about them on big occasions.

So later, Mr. Ma Sanli, the master of cross talk, adapted some. On the basis of the original "Kowa House", the Guankou in the previous paragraph was deleted.

Only the last part of the passage was kept, and the passage of "thousands of hectares of fertile land, forests of trees, warehouses of rice and flour..." was added.

So it can be regarded as a test of kung fu.

But when they were talking, Hou Zhen still went to the backstage to rest and play with his mobile phone.

After playing around, Guo Degang and Yu Qian finally arrived.

It was impossible for them to come and see Yuncheng's special performance, but they were just going to the side screen.

I was very happy to hear Kong Yunlong talk about such a thing.

As for deducting money and punishing him, how could that be possible? He didn't have that thought.

That's Lord Hou, deducting money is just a burden on the stage.

It's just that after Guo Degang heard it, he was still a little speechless for the child, which is the character of Master Hou.

Fortunately, Yun Cheng and Xiao Luan both have experience, otherwise they might be dazed by this if they were other actors.

But before he had time to think about it, Yu Qian glanced at the time and said anxiously.

"It's getting late now, let's go see the men, I heard that the venue is full today."

"Success, hurry up!"

Guo Degang nodded, and immediately followed his senior brother over. Compared with being an uncle, his mood as a master is stronger.

(End of this chapter)