Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 38 Bow down to Hou Zhen's pomegranate skirt! 【New book asks for everything】

North Exhibition Theater.

Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen stepped onto the stage.

The moment the footsteps just stepped on, the applause was already rolling in.

Not to mention the freshness brought to the audience by their first cooperation, it depends on the familiarity of these two people.

Thousands of people below will go to support it.

And wait until the station is fixed on the microphone.

Just as Qi Yuncheng was about to speak, he suddenly saw the audience seats below, and several groups of people rushed towards the stage.

Some seats are relatively far behind, but they still try their best to come to the side of the stage.

Not for anything else, but to give away the gift in my hand.

Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng didn't hesitate to go to the side of the stage to pick it up, and there were a lot of them.

There is almost everything.

In particular, girls give more dolls, maybe because they think they like them, so the actors they like may also like them.

Just bought almost all of them.

However, Qi Yuncheng also knew that he couldn't waste time, and after taking the gift and thanking him a few times, he immediately went back to talk.

"Thank you everyone, so many presents are enough to pull a cart. In the past, it was the same with actors in small theaters, and the audience would give them gifts.

But sometimes there are fewer things to send, and my master will ask me, are you going to the show? "

"Hi! We count the salary based on receiving gifts." Master Hou muttered with his hands behind the table.

"Thank you!"

Audience: "Qi Yuncheng, so handsome!!!"

Suddenly, a girl who had not yet returned to her seat after delivering the gift turned her head and shouted to take advantage of the atmosphere of the scene.

Upon hearing this, Qi Yuncheng immediately retorted, "It's up to you to say, we Deyun can't find a second one."

The girl who was going back didn't expect Qi Yuncheng to respond to her, and after covering her mouth and laughing, she hurried back to her seat.

But at the beginning, the audience will always like to take over.

Suddenly another group of audience shouted, "Teacher Guo is also handsome!"

Suddenly mentioning his master, Qi Yuncheng's expression drooped after the microphone, "Good guy, did you scold me just now?

I share with my master.

How poor he is. "

Hahahaha!

When talking about having fun, Qi Yuncheng picked out a wave of laughter first.

After the laugh, he began to speak seriously, "Okay, let's stop making trouble. Today is October [-]st, National Day. It's a very good day.

Anyone who knows about it will know that our Deyun Society holds a three-day special festival here.

Today's performance, everyone has seen it, it is a cross talk between me and Lord Hou. "

"That's right, we finally got to cooperate." Hou Ye said.

"Now that I'm working with Lord Hou, I realize that all the backstage fans are far behind."

"Oh, really?"

After being praised like this, Hou Zhen behind the desk was elated. He looked left and right to show himself.

"Hou Zhen!" After Qi Yuncheng sighed, he began to look sideways at his uncle, "My uncle, Hou Zhen, looks good at this stop.

Thick waist, short legs, big butt, round face! "

He was quite happy at first, but Hou Zhen frowned and waved his hand, "I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it! If you want to talk about Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, then I have nothing to say.

Compared with them, I am considered skinny. "

"Anyway, it's not bad, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, all kinds of poems and songs!"

"Yes, I have liked these since I was a child." Hou Zhen glanced at the audience and explained to himself.

"In the backstage of Deyun Society, you are considered a genius!"

"Yeah!" Hou Ye tilted his head, very happy, "Some people call me that."

"He is beautiful, knowledgeable, and talented. If Zhou Yu knows that there is such a person as Hou Zhen, he can bow down to his pomegranate skirt on the spot."

Hahahaha!

Huh~~

As soon as the audience imagined the scene, laughter broke out in an instant.

Seeing the audience laughing, Hou Zhen quickly stopped Qi Yuncheng, then turned his head and waved at the booing audience, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble.

I didn't say that, it's called being both talented and beautiful. "

"Who is it?"

"I!"

Qi Yuncheng curled his lips, following Hou Zhen's example, "Is it plausible? Is it plausible?"

Learned this way.

Hou Zhen looked at Qi Yun with his hands in his hands and became speechless, as if you just said my words.

And in this scene, the first person who was poked at the point of laughter was none other than Guo Degang who was watching from the side, because he knew how broken Hou Ye's mouth was.

Now retaliate.

Inexplicably at his point of laughter.

At the same time, I feel that Hou Ye really took the child to think about the burden.

Those mentioned here are all good.

At this moment, Hou Zhen, who was made speechless, still kept his hands in his hands, and he was stunned for a few seconds before responding, "Like words!!"

Qi Yuncheng shook his head and continued, "Master Hou, you can do both poetry and songs, so you love reading."

"I love it."

"What book do you like to read?"

"I like to read all kinds of books. Of course, the four classics are my favorite."

"Do you know the four great classics?"

"Can I still know?"

As soon as a smile appeared on Hou Ye's face, he looked at the audience, spread his hands and began to count, "Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei!

Four books!

Letters, drawings, black and white, and color, four books! "

"Huo?" Hearing this, Qi Yuncheng and the thousands of audience below were shocked. They didn't expect him to collect such a complete collection, and the former immediately complained.

"Don't you watch 3D?"

Hou Zhen waved his hand, and quietly pointed to the side screen, "Don't look, those 3D ones have been taken away by Mr. Guo."

Qi Yuncheng frowned, he didn't want to talk about him anymore, and began to correct him, "Is it plausible? The four famous books are Jin Ping Mei? Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Red Chamber, and Journey to the West."

"I see that too."

"Have you seen Three Kingdoms?"

"I've seen it."

Once the two of them talk and draw, it's just like a real life. Originally, this is a very traditional joke.

But with the different actors, the performance is also different.

When it comes to this, Hou Zhen is extremely confident, "You go to the backstage to inquire, I know the Three Kingdoms best.

Watch Three Kingdoms every day.

Take it when you get up, take it when you go to the bathroom, take it after eating, and take it before going to bed.

After reading it, put this book down and read Jin Ping Mei again. "

It was a familiar word again. Hearing some laughter from the audience, Qi Yuncheng turned around and said to him, "Does that mean you watch Three Kingdoms all day?"

"That's right, I have a nickname in the background."

"Your name?"

Hou Zhen pointed at his big belly, "Three Kingdoms!"

The voice fell.

Qi Yuncheng's expression changed, and became extremely exaggerated, "I often heard people say in the background that you have three kingdoms in your stomach, and you have three kingdoms in your stomach. So you have three kingdoms in your stomach?"

"That's calling me."

"Then let's discuss it. Aren't you full of Three Kingdoms? I'm going to ask you a simple question now."

"Row!"

"Just ask who is the most capable among the Three Kingdoms."

(End of this chapter)