Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 4 is an Avatar Wu Dalang
Know what will happen in the Hereafter.

Qi Yuncheng who was on the side screen naturally didn't like He Wei and the others.

But master Guo Degang didn't know the details, and thought it was He Wei who was delayed because of something.

Not coming today.

That would not have the idea of ​​driving him away.

Of course, according to this situation, a one-month ban from acting is indispensable, which is a big taboo for De Yun.

But just as he was thinking, there was a burst of laughter on the stage.

This movement brought Qi Yuncheng back to his senses immediately, and then he watched the cross talk between Master and the others and began to study.

The best cross talk is "Trust Wife and Son"!
A very familiar joke.

But for four or ten minutes of cross talk, the atmosphere climbed layer by layer.

When it reaches a certain level, the laughter of thousands of people hardly stops.

And that's what an actor can do.

At the same time, it is also a characteristic of the cross talk industry. The master and the others talk about Coke in the same joke, but the students may be very embarrassed when they say it.

But a cross talk has to be finished.

At the end, the uncle will go to you after you have finished speaking.

The cross talk fell to the bottom.

After falling to the bottom, amid applause, Guo Degang wiped the sweat from his forehead with a white handkerchief.

Just now I was in a hurry backstage for more than an hour, and then I was in a hurry to perform for four or 10 minutes on stage, how could I not sweat.

Fortunately, my heart is warm.

After putting down the white handkerchief, he spoke.

"Thank you for coming to participate in such a silk festival in Deyun! Deyun can experience it from the past, and everyone's support is indispensable.

So let's discuss together.

Starting from this year, every September [-]st, in order to give back to you, we set it as the Gangsi Festival.

Strive for everyone, perform more, work harder!
Of course, it's getting late today, so don't delay, let's invite today's actors to come up and chat! "

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The North Exhibition Theater applauded.

The actors also came to the stage one by one.

And when the apprentices appeared, Qi Yuncheng's figure could be said to be very eye-catching in the eyes of the audience.

Even seeing him coming up, the audience still smiled.

Because the opportunity to meet master and apprentice at the curtain call finally arrived.

Just expect something to happen.

Faced with this, Guo Degang had no choice but to find the right way.

So he waved to Qi Yuncheng who had just come up, "Come on, let me see who scolded me just now."

Hearing this, Uncle Yu was very happy beside him, and then watched the man come over with the audience.

Qi Yuncheng was a little helpless, it was all a performance, but since he was called up.

I thought I had to continue the momentum just now.

So he stepped forward quickly and walked behind the microphone to speak.

"Master, there is nothing, how can I say you! To be honest, in my heart, you are very sacred!"

"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded again and again, "I love to hear that!"

"I respect your way, first of all, I will buy you a shoe with inner heightening, and then take you to exercise, grow taller!

I know this is the heart knot of your life! "

Puff!
Many of the audience below laughed out loud again.

And Guo Degang listened with a weird expression, his eyes really didn't know where to look, he was too speechless.

At this time, Yu Qian came over and asked his partner, "Is this your real apprentice? It hurts you so much!"

"shut up!!!!"

Guo Degang was already worried about this matter, and he asked such a question, which broke his defense in an instant, so he yelled directly.

And with this shout, there was laughter on and off the stage.

As soon as the laughter was over, the audience below could be regarded as having a certain affinity with Qi Yuncheng, and there were even a few little girls in the front row.

Roaring directly.

"one comes!!"

"One more time! We love hearing this!"

"one comes!!"

The voices of the girls are all sharp, and they can be heard throughout the theater even if they shout, but almost everyone knows it.

Guo Degang shook his head and pointed at Qi Yuncheng, "You guys like this?"

"like!!"

"I can't save you guys, come on, I'll have to bury you after today's show, or I'll be a disaster!"

The more he likes his apprentice, the more Guo Degang said so.

Then he silently showed a smiling face to give the child a space to show off, because today was really unexpected, a rescue rescued an eye.

Originally, I thought it would be fine if I didn't get bombarded.

But who would have thought it would become like this.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng heard that he was coming by himself, with one hand on the table, he really didn't know what was coming.

After pondering for about three seconds, I suddenly thought of something, "Then I'll sing a song, and I'll just sing the curtain call.

Word just came to my mind! "

"Okay, come on!" Uncle Yu watched the whole show with his hands behind his back and said for the child.

Qi Yuncheng nodded, took the microphone, and started directly.

"On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there is a Guo Degang~~
He's smart, smart, and kind-hearted
His head is round and his skin is black~~
Eyes shine~~

It just looks like Wu Dalang~~”

Snapped!
After Wu Dalang sang the three words, Guo Degang directly picked up the fan and hit his apprentice on the head. If he didn't hit him, he would not be able to survive.

Qi Yuncheng was startled, and hid aside with a smile on his face, but it didn't hurt.

The fan makes a loud sound, which is because it has been baked with fire, so it has a crisp sound.

But the audience loved it.

"another one!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, come one more!"

……

There was a noise again, Guo Degang held the fan but couldn't say anything, so he joked to the group of shouters.

"Have you guys bought tickets? Just shout!"

"Bought it!"

"Okay! The audience likes to listen to this stuff, Yun Cheng, come on again, they are willing to kill you, so I have to be willing to bury you."

"Come again! Change someone!"

Qi Yuncheng himself didn't expect the audience to praise him so much, so he looked back at his senior brother and said.

Get ready for them to come.

Xiaoyue, Shaobing, and Team Luan are fine.

But they all shook their heads, not as brave as him to follow and hurt them face to face.

no solution anymore.

Looking back, Qi Yuncheng pondered a little more about what else to do.

In fact, the world he traveled through was indeed very similar, but there were many things and jokes that did not appear.

So he thought about how to use it.

Fortunately, you don't need to think too long, just look at the master and say, "I'll sing a little song, called little girl, listen to me!"

"Wait a minute!"

Hearing this, Guo Degang had to stop him beside him. He felt that the name alone was not a serious thing, so he asked first.

"Can this be broadcast?"

"Yes! Master, please listen!"

"bring it on!"

(End of this chapter)