Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 53 Nonsense, that's for Xun! 【New book asks for everything】

"So you've been there a lot?"

"No! I read your introduction, and I have definitely never been there!"

Luan Yunping was so frightened that she quickly clarified herself, otherwise she would not be able to continue speaking in a while.

And the audience was very excited. This kind of thing is really what the small theater said.

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng was still holding the fan in his hand, and said while waving, "Where was that thing back then, it was said that they practiced big swords there!"

"Well, that's still a thing."

"The sword will do."

"It's almost there."

"Later, I encountered something that hit your father very hard."

"what's up?"

"It was discovered that this martial arts man, someone wanted to kill the teacher."

Luan Yunping said, "Blow the lamp?"

"Don't be so unlucky, blowing the lamp is not the blowing lamp you think."

Scratching her head, Luan Yunping felt that she had misunderstood, "Which two words are those?",

"Blowing is a syllable and an omission, and a lamp is a fire and a ding!"

"That's still those two words."

Seeing that he couldn't explain it, Qi Yuncheng directly changed the subject, "At midnight, a thief came, and he knocked on the outside of the wall, and turned in.

Standing there is for the contest.

The teacher looked at standing with a sword, come on, bring me my red trousers. "

Speaking of which, some people don't understand why.

As a partner, Luan Yunping was very clear, looking at the audience below and explaining, while admiringly said, "It's probably because I'm afraid of splashing blood, it's amazing."

"Let's look outside again." Qi Yuncheng raised his head after speaking, pointing his hands in disorder, "Ceng Ceng Ceng, more than 100 people came in again!"

"Oh, so many people."

"The teacher took a look."

Qi Yuncheng smiled coldly, with an air of superiority, "Come on, bring me my yellow pants."

Slightly taken aback, Luan Yunping paused for a second or two before giving an explanation, "Is this because I'm afraid of splashing shit on my pants?"

"Why are you so dirty?" Qi Yuncheng frowned and took a step back, unwilling to stand with him.

"Nonsense, why change into yellow pants?"

"That's to confuse the enemy! Oh! The enemy wondered when they saw it, what does this person wear pants for a while?"

"That doesn't mean anything."

Having said this, Luan Yunping's whole state to the audience was so helpless, she was very speechless.

Here, Qi Yuncheng stretched his two legs big, showing the appearance of wearing pants, and when he was done, he yelled.

"Start!"

"That's it."

"The leader of the thieves has a name in Jianghu, and his nickname is a vampire."

"Huo!!" Luan Yunping couldn't help being surprised by this nickname.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng continued to compare the knife with a fan, while describing the power of this character, "Just this guy, you go over with the knife, hey, he can bite with one mouth.

The iron knife can bleed when it is hard. "

"This ability is too great."

"Hand over the sword! Crack, if you bite it, it will also bleed."

Saying it again, Luan Yunping couldn't help being puzzled, "So why?"

"I found out later that this person has very serious gingivitis!"

"Hey, suck your own blood?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his thumb, and gave another thumbs up, "That's amazing!!"

"Oh, let's go to the hospital now."

"At this time, the two started fighting, and they fought together in an instant, but I still have to say that Teacher Ximen is very powerful, and the vampire died with a click of the sword.

Killed a patient with severe gingivitis. "

"He doesn't have this disease, and he won't die."

"Then the police uncle came and took the teacher away. Before leaving, he told your father, remember to play cheap!!"

"Stop yelling!"

"Later, the teacher was sentenced to death, and no one taught your father, but your father was self-taught and learned a weapon by himself."

"what!"

"Dart! And it's a hidden dart!"

"This hidden sign is a hidden weapon."

"That's right!" Qi Yuncheng gestured up and down his whole body, "This dart is hidden on your body, you can't find it, even if you take it off completely, you don't know where it is hidden!"

"so amazing."

"He can do it as soon as he reaches out."

After finishing the words, Qi Yuncheng put his right hand behind him, and then threw it to the point as fast as lightning.

See this.

The theater laughed, because it goes without saying that everyone knew where it was hidden.

Luan Yunping, on the other hand, looked at the masked face, looking behind Qi Yuncheng for a while, and staring at the direction where the dart flew out for a while.

It took two or three seconds before he spoke loudly.

"My father put the dart in his ass, and I said he couldn't find it? Is there such a thing hidden?"

"No need to hit you!"

"What should I do?"

Qi Yuncheng quickly leaned to the side, "Slap me right in front of you, and lie down right then!!"

"Nonsense, it was smoked by shit!!"

Hahahaha!

The audience in the small theater couldn't help laughing again.

And many new audiences are the first to know that cross talk can still be heard. The key point is that some people even listen to it while drinking tea.

Almost squirted out.

Fortunately, I held back, otherwise it would definitely affect others. After all, there are so many people today, both front and back.

But for the cross talk between these two people, there is no audience who doesn't love it.

Of course, cross talk is a market culture, and it must be inseparable from these, not to mention that in such a small place and small theater, it is enough to amuse the audience.

As for the aftermath, the cross talk between the two almost talked about the old man wandering around the world.

There is a lot of burden, and the emotions of the audience are naturally slowly mobilized.

Don't look at it's just the second game.

It hasn't been an hour since we left the field.

But after the bottom fell, applause and laughter were everywhere in the theater.

In this atmosphere, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went back to the novel for a while, and then went down to rest after speaking.

This time, Shaobing and Xiao Si were ready to go on stage. Their style was talkative and lively, so it was not a big problem to take over the next stage.

And when the biscuits went up, they first went to the backstage to rest.

In the backstage of Deyun Small Theater, there are many makeup mirrors and many facilities in different venues.

The layout here is more like a living room.

In the middle is a coffee table surrounded by various types of chairs or stools.

Even small wooden stools are a bunch.

As for the wall, there are portraits of the patriarch and the photos of the deceased husband.

What's more, there is a full-length mirror at the backstage exit, which is specially used for actors to check their instruments.

After getting down, Luan Yunping lifted the teapot on the coffee table, took two new paper cups, poured two cups of water, and handed Qi Yuncheng a cup.

"This is only the second game, but it can be seen that the audience is not low."

"No, that's the way it is, so that the audience can come for the second time."

"correct."

After Luan Yunping drank the water in the glass, she asked curiously, "I saw a professional video camera down there, where is this?"

"Hey, Lord Hou made it. I want to record it and watch it."

(End of this chapter)