Siheyuan: Lou Xiaoe's rear-end at the beginning

Chapter 107 [Silly Zhu's face is full of feces, the whole hospital will strictly investigate]

"Which bastard's grandson!"

Silly voice came from the toilet.

When the people in the compound rushed over to take a look, everyone was shocked.

Sha Zhu's face is covered in shit!
Even the eyes were covered.

On the body, on the head... let alone.

That smell is hot on the eyes!
"Silly...what's the matter with you?"

Yi Zhonghai was completely dumbfounded.

Silly Zhu, could it be that he fell into the latrine?

"Grandpa, help me, I can't see."

After Sha Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai's voice, he started looking for someone with his shitty hand.

Who dares to be caught by Shazhu at this time, they all choose to retreat one after another.

"Pillar, stand there and don't move!"

"I'm going to fetch some water."

After a while, Yi Zhonghai came over with two buckets of water.

Spoon after spoonful of water was poured on Shazhu's head.

After the two buckets of water went down, although there was no poop on Shazhu's body, the stench was still suffocating.

After finishing his work, Yi Zhonghai asked, "Silly Zhu, tell me what's going on?"

"Master, this matter must be strictly investigated!"

"I went to the toilet just now, and just squatted down, a firecracker was thrown from the wall."

"You have heard what you should have heard, and you have seen what you should have seen."

"If this matter is not resolved, then we will have a bad year."

"Grandpa, think about what to do about this matter first. I'll go back and change my clothes."

Although the surface of Silly Zhu was washed clean, there was actually more feces and urine in the cotton pants.

He had just taken off his pants in the toilet when a firecracker exploded and killed him all over his back.

In order to save face, he could only pull up his pants and run out with a pile of shit.

Silly Zhu took one step at a time, and everyone in the compound frowned!
"Open a general meeting!"

Yi Zhonghai used all the strength of his master in the compound.

This time, it's not just about favoring Shazhu, but this situation is really too dangerous.

He just went to the toilet to look.

The feces in the entire latrine are all stuck to the wall, and the entire toilet cannot be entered now.

"Master, how can we have a meeting here?"

"That's right! Let Shazhu make such a toss, and the whole compound will be full of shit footprints."

Yi Zhonghai looked at the ground and frowned: "Go to the backyard!"

Now, only the backyard has not been filled with shit by silly Zhu.

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backyard.

Xu Damao feels abnormally relieved now.

Isn't silly Zhu capable?

how about it?
Didn't he make a face full of shit!

Just now when he took advantage of the stick to throw firecrackers into the toilet, he threw a big one in from the other side.

I didn't expect to be impartial and just hit.

Seeing the people from the compound coming to the backyard one after another, Xu Damao also knew that it must be because of what happened to Shazhu just now.

But he is not afraid at all!

Because no one knows that he did this thing, even if it is really pursued, there is still a stick in front of him to support the tank.

The movement in the backyard also caught the attention of Liu Jiacheng and Lou Xiaoe.

Lou Xiaoe opened the door, and a bad smell came in instantly.

"It stinks!"

Lou Xiaoe was so frightened that she hurriedly closed the door again.

Even so, the whole room was still filled with a foul smell.

Liu Jiacheng first put the wrapped dumplings in the cooker, and then covered the dumplings with a clean white cloth, lest the fruit of his and Lou Xiao'e's hard work would be so smoked that he couldn't eat it.

After doing all this, he decided to go out to see what the beasts in the compound were doing.

Liu Jiacheng opened the door and couldn't help frowning.

It stinks!
He wondered if some bastard ate shit.

"Liu Jiacheng, you came just in time."

"We're going to hold a general meeting now."

After a while, almost all the people in the compound had arrived.

Yi Zhonghai was the only one sitting in front of the square table in the general meeting presided over by the three elders.

This made Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui very uncomfortable, and at the same time secretly determined to return to that position.

When Shazhu came to the backyard, the smell of the compound instantly rose to another level.

"Silly, what are you doing here that smells so bad?"

"You don't need to attend this meeting. Hurry up and clean up the toilet, the front yard, and the middle yard."

"Look at you messing up the whole compound, will you let us eat later?"

"Brother, let's go!"

Everyone in the compound was chattering, and when they saw Shazhu approaching, they all hid far away.

Even He Yushui pinched his nose in disgust and wanted Sha Zhu to leave quickly.

The smell made her no longer want to eat the food cooked by Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was not happy: "I am the victim of this incident, why don't you let me participate in this general meeting."

Silly Zhu still wanted to find out the bastard who threw firecrackers into the latrine at the meeting, and then go up and give him two punches.

"Zhuzi, go and clean up the compound and the toilet first."

"It's up to me here, I will give you justice!"

Yi Zhonghai couldn't stand the smell of Shazhu's body now, and he almost spat out when he was flushed with water for Shazhu's body just now.

If Shazhu wants to be here, everyone in the courtyard will have no peace.

"Row!"

"Then I'll go clean first."

"Master, you have to tell me who that bastard is later."

Liu Jiacheng, who was standing at the door, understood a little.

Now that the compound is smelly, this matter has something to do with the stupid Zhu.

The stick hiding in the corner has already started to tremble!
He threw a small firecracker into the toilet, which almost blew up the toilet unexpectedly, and even held a general meeting of the whole hospital because of this incident.

Qin Huairu, who was at the side, saw Banggen's pale face and flustered expression, and understood everything.

Who else could have this matter besides sticks?

Qin Huairu patted Banggen on the shoulder, then pulled him behind.

Yi Zhonghai, who was sitting in front of the Sifang table, cleared his throat and said, "Many people may not be clear about the matter, so let me explain it here first."

"Just now, when Silly Zhu went to the toilet, someone threw a firecracker into the toilet."

"As a result, Shazhu and our compound are now full of shit!"

"The purpose of holding this general meeting today is to find out this person, and the second point is to emphasize the issue of safety."

"..."

Yi Zhonghai was sitting at the square table and talking, and someone beside him couldn't help laughing.

No wonder the whole compound stinks so much!
It turned out that Shazhu was blown up all over with firecrackers.

"We must take this matter seriously and pay attention to it!"

"It's fortunate that no one was bombed. If someone was bombed, it would be no small matter."

"Today he can throw firecrackers into the toilet, but tomorrow he might throw them through the window into someone's house."

"How dangerous this thing is!"

Liu Haizhong stood up with his big belly to show his presence.

During this period of time, he has been thinking about regaining his position as the second uncle, and he will definitely not miss this kind of opportunity to show off.

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(End of this chapter)