Siheyuan: a hole in the sky
Chapter 56 A Laughing Chapter
Chapter 56 A Joke (please support!!)
"Jianguo, it's getting late, everyone should go to work, I think we can leave this matter alone, okay?" the old man said cautiously.
Others also nodded one after another, wanting to end this.
It's not that they don't want to continue to investigate, but the sound wave just now made them completely sober. Compared to Zhou Jianguo, they are just ordinary people.
It's good not to anger Zhou Jianguo, but once he is angered, hehe, the sound wave just now is the best example.
"Master..." Zhou Jianguo felt powerless for a while. He was obviously doing it for their benefit, but now he became that bully who bullied others. Thinking of this, Zhou Jianguo had the urge to just stop and ignore these people.
But Zhou Jianguo couldn't let go of the result that if Liu Guangtian and the others continued to cultivate indiscriminately like this, their bodies would eventually collapse, and they would become weak and sick from then on, unable to live without medicine jars every day, or even die directly.
"Hey, I'm asking for trouble!" Zhou Jianguo sighed feebly. This kind of feeling of being regarded as a bad thing when it is clearly a good thing is really aggrieved.
"Okay, I don't want to say more about this matter, but I want to emphasize one point here. I beat He Yuzhu before, not to object to you practicing Xingyiquan with He Yuzhu, but the consequences of you practicing Xingyiquan indiscriminately like this are very serious. .
Martial arts practice is not a game, it is not so easy to practice, it involves many tendons and acupoints on the body, if you are not careful, if you practice wrongly, the consequences will be unimaginable.In the worst case, the meridian will be broken, and you will become disabled, and in the worst case, you will go crazy and die.
These are not me scaring you, but real existence.Otherwise, why many sects, before teaching you how to practice martial arts, will first teach you the knowledge of tendons and acupuncture points, in order to avoid these dangers.
He Yuzhu, if you don't believe me, after you go back, you can read your secret book, which clearly records these cultivation taboos. "
Having said so much, Zhou Jianguo's inner anger gradually dissipated. He looked at everyone very seriously and said, "I understand the reason why everyone wants to practice martial arts, and they all want to give their children a brighter future, but practicing martial arts is really impossible. Random training. If the meridians are damaged at that time, causing your child to become disabled, your child's life will be over.
I'm not scaremongering, you can ask He Yuzhu, when he was practicing before, did he encounter dangers such as the meridians almost breaking, and he was able to survive safely because of his strong cultivation aptitude, no, It should be his good luck, but if it is you, do you have this luck? ! "
"He Yuzhu, tell me yourself, when you were practicing before, how many times have you encountered the crisis of breaking your meridians?" Zhou Jianguo turned around and asked He Yuzhu.
"This." He Yuzhu didn't know what to say, because after Zhou Jianguo's reminder, he recalled the experience of almost dying several times when he was practicing before. Thinking of this, his face became extremely pale.
Seeing He Yuzhu's face, everyone present didn't need his answer at all, they already knew the answer here.
"How could this be? Is practicing martial arts so dangerous?"
"No way, if it's so dangerous, why is He Yuzhu safe?" Someone retorted.
"Didn't you hear what Jianguo said, He Yuzhu was lucky enough to be fine, if it were you, do you have such good luck?"
This rhetorical question directly made some people present who wanted to refute speechless.
Luck is illusory and unpredictable, but if you want to use luck to determine your future life, then only a fool would do so.
In addition, the consequences of this matter are too serious. If you are lucky, you will be fine. If you are not lucky, you will be directly disabled, paralyzed, or even die. As long as you think of these serious consequences, no one has the courage to take a chance.
Liu Haizhong had already recovered at this time, he glanced at Zhou Jianguo in fear, he knew very well that his deafness just now was caused by Zhou Jianguo, Liu Haizhong decided not to participate in this matter anymore, but when he thought that he had fallen into Zhou Jianguo's hands twice before and after Inside, I can't do anything to him, and I can't let go of the tone in my heart.
"Zhou Jianguo, you are just a thirteen-year-old child, how much do you know about the things here, I think you just said that, but in fact you don't want He Yuzhu to teach everyone Xingyiquan." Liu Haizhong stood up and acted like a demon .
But this time he learned to be smart, and no longer used other things to embarrass Zhou Jianguo, but used Zhou Jianguo's age as an example.
I have to say that Liu Haizhong made the right choice this time. At first, everyone believed Zhou Jianguo's words, but now that Liu Haizhong said this, everyone began to doubt in their hearts.
Just like what Liu Haizhong said, Zhou Jianguo is only thirteen years old, and he is still a child. He knows how much about cultivation, and how much he knows about the taboos of cultivation. Therefore, what Liu Haizhong just said may be right.
People are like this, when faced with a huge temptation, even if they know that there are obvious traps waiting for them, as long as there is a plausible reason, no matter how absurd the reason is, they will subconsciously believe it, and then ignore the danger in front of them , just jumped down like this. Now the people in the yard look like this.
They were indeed frightened by the serious consequences that Zhou Jianguo said before, but as the saying goes, a man cannot be rich without windfall, and a horse cannot be fat without night grass. Now they have the opportunity to become a powerful warrior, although it takes a lot of risk. However, life is all about fighting, so there are always some people who think they are lucky, or not so rational, and are willing to take risks.
Originally, these irrational people had no excuses to stand up, but now that Liu Haizhong took the lead, they immediately found a "appropriate reason"——Zhou Jianguo is only a thirteen-year-old child, how much does he know about cultivation?
With this seemingly appropriate 'reason', these people didn't care about anything else, and directly said they wanted to continue practicing Xingyiquan.
"Okay, we are people of the new era, and people of the new era must have the determination to bravely venture into the world." Liu Haizhong encouraged these people loudly, and even secretly provoked Zhou Jianguo, full of pride in his heart.
"Hey, good words are hard to persuade, you damn ghost!!" Zhou Jianguo shook his head, knowing that it would be useless to say what he said. won't believe it.
"This..." He Yuzhu was dumbfounded. When did he agree to teach them Xingyi Quan? Isn't it some superficial fists and kicks taught by the professor?
"Hey, hey, Second Uncle, I didn't agree to teach them Xingyiquan." He Yuzhu directly dismantled the stage, and with one sentence, Liu Haizhong, who was originally excited, was stunned like this, and the expression on his face seemed to be constipated. ugly.
"He Yuzhu, what are you talking about?" Liu Haizhong shouted, his voice became very high-pitched, like a eunuch screaming.
He Yuzhu is not afraid of Liu Haizhong, he has confronted Liu Haizhong many times in the factory, let alone at home, so he said directly: "Second uncle, are you deaf?! I said I didn't promise to teach everyone Xingyi Boxing, what I promised before was only to teach you some superficial boxing and kicking skills, not Xingyi boxing."
"Xingyiquan is the heirloom of our old He family. You outsiders still want to learn it, cut it, dreaming!" He Yuzhu looked at Liu Haizhong with contempt, and those few people who 'brave into the world'.
Liu Haizhong was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, and the people who were "bravely entering the world" were also stunned. They could only feel that the eyes looking at them around them kept hitting their faces like slaps one by one. Let them be without place.
"Ah" Soon, one of the young men with relatively poor psychological quality yelled directly, then ran back home, closed the door heavily with a 'bang', and never came out again.
With the first example, the second, and the third. All the people of 'Bravely Traveling to the End of the World' ran home with shame on their faces, and dared not come out again.
"Pfft!" He Yushui, who just came out, couldn't help laughing when she saw this. When she smiled, someone beside her laughed again. This was Lou Xiao'e.
Lou Xiaoe was also woken up by the noise outside.
"Hahahaha." Laughter filled the courtyard, and everyone started laughing, even Zhou Jianguo couldn't help laughing.
This matter is really too funny, Liu Haizhong has been using Xingyiquan to embarrass Zhou Jianguo, but what is unexpected is that He Yuzhu has never promised to teach others Xingyiquan, that is to say, all this is Liu Haizhong himself In acting, from the very beginning, this matter was a joke.
"You guys." Liu Haizhong blushed and looked at the laughing people around him, feeling so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
He had done all the calculations, and it never occurred to him that all of this was a joke he directed and acted on his own. He was pretending to be a buffoon for others to embarrass himself.
He Yuzhu didn't agree to teach everyone Xingyiquan from the very beginning, all of this was his own idea. In such a death scene, Liu Hai was so angry that he almost exploded.
"Hmph, I don't care about you guys anymore!" After leaving this sentence, Liu Haizhong ran home in a state of embarrassment.
"Bang!", this sound was much louder than the previous ones, and Liu Haizhong didn't come out again.
The matter came to an end with such a dramatic scene. After a good laugh, everyone went back to their respective homes. Everything that happened before seemed to have never existed, but both Zhou Jianguo and the people just now knew that the courtyard The wind has formed, and it will blow there in the future, all under Zhou Jianguo's control.
Especially the sound wave skill before let everyone know that warriors cannot be humiliated. Once you cross the line, Zhou Jianguo will let you know what pain is.
Thank you Homesick People for your 100 point coins reward and support! !Thank you PXY515 and Happy Game Life for your support of the two monthly tickets, thank you, thank you very much! !
The new week begins, and it is a new round of new book PK battles, everyone, please fire support, otherwise, Xingzhe’s recommendation next week will be the mosquito push in the mosquito push, one is not good/,// Naked//running is also possible, so, Xingzhe is here to ask for your support. In the new worship, we must PK others! !
Please, please! !
(End of this chapter)
"Jianguo, it's getting late, everyone should go to work, I think we can leave this matter alone, okay?" the old man said cautiously.
Others also nodded one after another, wanting to end this.
It's not that they don't want to continue to investigate, but the sound wave just now made them completely sober. Compared to Zhou Jianguo, they are just ordinary people.
It's good not to anger Zhou Jianguo, but once he is angered, hehe, the sound wave just now is the best example.
"Master..." Zhou Jianguo felt powerless for a while. He was obviously doing it for their benefit, but now he became that bully who bullied others. Thinking of this, Zhou Jianguo had the urge to just stop and ignore these people.
But Zhou Jianguo couldn't let go of the result that if Liu Guangtian and the others continued to cultivate indiscriminately like this, their bodies would eventually collapse, and they would become weak and sick from then on, unable to live without medicine jars every day, or even die directly.
"Hey, I'm asking for trouble!" Zhou Jianguo sighed feebly. This kind of feeling of being regarded as a bad thing when it is clearly a good thing is really aggrieved.
"Okay, I don't want to say more about this matter, but I want to emphasize one point here. I beat He Yuzhu before, not to object to you practicing Xingyiquan with He Yuzhu, but the consequences of you practicing Xingyiquan indiscriminately like this are very serious. .
Martial arts practice is not a game, it is not so easy to practice, it involves many tendons and acupoints on the body, if you are not careful, if you practice wrongly, the consequences will be unimaginable.In the worst case, the meridian will be broken, and you will become disabled, and in the worst case, you will go crazy and die.
These are not me scaring you, but real existence.Otherwise, why many sects, before teaching you how to practice martial arts, will first teach you the knowledge of tendons and acupuncture points, in order to avoid these dangers.
He Yuzhu, if you don't believe me, after you go back, you can read your secret book, which clearly records these cultivation taboos. "
Having said so much, Zhou Jianguo's inner anger gradually dissipated. He looked at everyone very seriously and said, "I understand the reason why everyone wants to practice martial arts, and they all want to give their children a brighter future, but practicing martial arts is really impossible. Random training. If the meridians are damaged at that time, causing your child to become disabled, your child's life will be over.
I'm not scaremongering, you can ask He Yuzhu, when he was practicing before, did he encounter dangers such as the meridians almost breaking, and he was able to survive safely because of his strong cultivation aptitude, no, It should be his good luck, but if it is you, do you have this luck? ! "
"He Yuzhu, tell me yourself, when you were practicing before, how many times have you encountered the crisis of breaking your meridians?" Zhou Jianguo turned around and asked He Yuzhu.
"This." He Yuzhu didn't know what to say, because after Zhou Jianguo's reminder, he recalled the experience of almost dying several times when he was practicing before. Thinking of this, his face became extremely pale.
Seeing He Yuzhu's face, everyone present didn't need his answer at all, they already knew the answer here.
"How could this be? Is practicing martial arts so dangerous?"
"No way, if it's so dangerous, why is He Yuzhu safe?" Someone retorted.
"Didn't you hear what Jianguo said, He Yuzhu was lucky enough to be fine, if it were you, do you have such good luck?"
This rhetorical question directly made some people present who wanted to refute speechless.
Luck is illusory and unpredictable, but if you want to use luck to determine your future life, then only a fool would do so.
In addition, the consequences of this matter are too serious. If you are lucky, you will be fine. If you are not lucky, you will be directly disabled, paralyzed, or even die. As long as you think of these serious consequences, no one has the courage to take a chance.
Liu Haizhong had already recovered at this time, he glanced at Zhou Jianguo in fear, he knew very well that his deafness just now was caused by Zhou Jianguo, Liu Haizhong decided not to participate in this matter anymore, but when he thought that he had fallen into Zhou Jianguo's hands twice before and after Inside, I can't do anything to him, and I can't let go of the tone in my heart.
"Zhou Jianguo, you are just a thirteen-year-old child, how much do you know about the things here, I think you just said that, but in fact you don't want He Yuzhu to teach everyone Xingyiquan." Liu Haizhong stood up and acted like a demon .
But this time he learned to be smart, and no longer used other things to embarrass Zhou Jianguo, but used Zhou Jianguo's age as an example.
I have to say that Liu Haizhong made the right choice this time. At first, everyone believed Zhou Jianguo's words, but now that Liu Haizhong said this, everyone began to doubt in their hearts.
Just like what Liu Haizhong said, Zhou Jianguo is only thirteen years old, and he is still a child. He knows how much about cultivation, and how much he knows about the taboos of cultivation. Therefore, what Liu Haizhong just said may be right.
People are like this, when faced with a huge temptation, even if they know that there are obvious traps waiting for them, as long as there is a plausible reason, no matter how absurd the reason is, they will subconsciously believe it, and then ignore the danger in front of them , just jumped down like this. Now the people in the yard look like this.
They were indeed frightened by the serious consequences that Zhou Jianguo said before, but as the saying goes, a man cannot be rich without windfall, and a horse cannot be fat without night grass. Now they have the opportunity to become a powerful warrior, although it takes a lot of risk. However, life is all about fighting, so there are always some people who think they are lucky, or not so rational, and are willing to take risks.
Originally, these irrational people had no excuses to stand up, but now that Liu Haizhong took the lead, they immediately found a "appropriate reason"——Zhou Jianguo is only a thirteen-year-old child, how much does he know about cultivation?
With this seemingly appropriate 'reason', these people didn't care about anything else, and directly said they wanted to continue practicing Xingyiquan.
"Okay, we are people of the new era, and people of the new era must have the determination to bravely venture into the world." Liu Haizhong encouraged these people loudly, and even secretly provoked Zhou Jianguo, full of pride in his heart.
"Hey, good words are hard to persuade, you damn ghost!!" Zhou Jianguo shook his head, knowing that it would be useless to say what he said. won't believe it.
"This..." He Yuzhu was dumbfounded. When did he agree to teach them Xingyi Quan? Isn't it some superficial fists and kicks taught by the professor?
"Hey, hey, Second Uncle, I didn't agree to teach them Xingyiquan." He Yuzhu directly dismantled the stage, and with one sentence, Liu Haizhong, who was originally excited, was stunned like this, and the expression on his face seemed to be constipated. ugly.
"He Yuzhu, what are you talking about?" Liu Haizhong shouted, his voice became very high-pitched, like a eunuch screaming.
He Yuzhu is not afraid of Liu Haizhong, he has confronted Liu Haizhong many times in the factory, let alone at home, so he said directly: "Second uncle, are you deaf?! I said I didn't promise to teach everyone Xingyi Boxing, what I promised before was only to teach you some superficial boxing and kicking skills, not Xingyi boxing."
"Xingyiquan is the heirloom of our old He family. You outsiders still want to learn it, cut it, dreaming!" He Yuzhu looked at Liu Haizhong with contempt, and those few people who 'brave into the world'.
Liu Haizhong was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, and the people who were "bravely entering the world" were also stunned. They could only feel that the eyes looking at them around them kept hitting their faces like slaps one by one. Let them be without place.
"Ah" Soon, one of the young men with relatively poor psychological quality yelled directly, then ran back home, closed the door heavily with a 'bang', and never came out again.
With the first example, the second, and the third. All the people of 'Bravely Traveling to the End of the World' ran home with shame on their faces, and dared not come out again.
"Pfft!" He Yushui, who just came out, couldn't help laughing when she saw this. When she smiled, someone beside her laughed again. This was Lou Xiao'e.
Lou Xiaoe was also woken up by the noise outside.
"Hahahaha." Laughter filled the courtyard, and everyone started laughing, even Zhou Jianguo couldn't help laughing.
This matter is really too funny, Liu Haizhong has been using Xingyiquan to embarrass Zhou Jianguo, but what is unexpected is that He Yuzhu has never promised to teach others Xingyiquan, that is to say, all this is Liu Haizhong himself In acting, from the very beginning, this matter was a joke.
"You guys." Liu Haizhong blushed and looked at the laughing people around him, feeling so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
He had done all the calculations, and it never occurred to him that all of this was a joke he directed and acted on his own. He was pretending to be a buffoon for others to embarrass himself.
He Yuzhu didn't agree to teach everyone Xingyiquan from the very beginning, all of this was his own idea. In such a death scene, Liu Hai was so angry that he almost exploded.
"Hmph, I don't care about you guys anymore!" After leaving this sentence, Liu Haizhong ran home in a state of embarrassment.
"Bang!", this sound was much louder than the previous ones, and Liu Haizhong didn't come out again.
The matter came to an end with such a dramatic scene. After a good laugh, everyone went back to their respective homes. Everything that happened before seemed to have never existed, but both Zhou Jianguo and the people just now knew that the courtyard The wind has formed, and it will blow there in the future, all under Zhou Jianguo's control.
Especially the sound wave skill before let everyone know that warriors cannot be humiliated. Once you cross the line, Zhou Jianguo will let you know what pain is.
Thank you Homesick People for your 100 point coins reward and support! !Thank you PXY515 and Happy Game Life for your support of the two monthly tickets, thank you, thank you very much! !
The new week begins, and it is a new round of new book PK battles, everyone, please fire support, otherwise, Xingzhe’s recommendation next week will be the mosquito push in the mosquito push, one is not good/,// Naked//running is also possible, so, Xingzhe is here to ask for your support. In the new worship, we must PK others! !
Please, please! !
(End of this chapter)
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